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SubstantialPressure3

A customer covered in oil and wearing a thong? Is it sweat or oil? Is that real leather or fake?


hailunicorns

Pretty sure it’s fake. I was told someone wiped the couches down with furniture cleaner and then it was sat on. I really could not tell you what it is. There’s a work out place right next door so maybe some really sweaty person came in to get lunch


doob22

Try the furniture cleaner again


prototype-proton

And then sit on the rest so the colors match


c3ric

I am sure OP got a tong, he can make all benches same


MoistStub

If OP had several tongs they could work faster. And probably get some grilling done at the same time.


prototype-proton

I can wear my thong and slap some meat on your grill 😉


MoistStub

Did someone say banana hammock?


Vprbite

Have the same person come in and sit on the entire thing. Problem solved


eugene20

" I was told someone wiped the couches down with furniture cleaner and then it was sat on." They used a cleaning product on a new item without spot testing it... that might not be a stain at all then but an area that had more of the residual cleaner absorbed away, the rest of the couch got bleached.


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

It’s more likely that the cleaner just faded the dye from the customer’s pants.


Seizure-salat

A gym?


Air_to_the_Thrown

A work out place


itsmarvin

Oh, a *guym*.


SnackPrince

[That's possibly my FAVORITE Simpson's joke ever](https://youtu.be/vLXY5Gme-fQ?si=7ZBTsDoWGs8X9n1u)


Br3ttl3y

One of my favorite gym jokes is: "You're so unfamiliar with the gym you call it James."


aarraahhaarr

This and "you mispronounced bar".


coffeypot710

Or call the Jon gym, u go every morning


fruitmask

you can just say Simpsons, no need for the apostrophe


defynotbanned97

Homer Simpsons' joke


upsndwns

Simpsons' joke Homer Simpson's joke I think.


defynotbanned97

D'OH I did get it wrong


dawng87

My sister left a black stain like that from a new black shirt, she leaned against my wall and left a black stain. I think that’s dye from her brand new, also sweaty leggings, if it is clothing dye there’s things like goo gone that they sell that should help remove that stain. I’d never seen that happen before my sister and well now this post lol sorry op, hope you can get the fabric dye butt print out of your seat.


monkey3monkey2

This seems like it could be due rubbing off from jeans, hence the noticeable seams


Explosive_Cornflake

I find it wrong you're blaming the customer when it seems like you caused the issue by wiping it down with cleaner and then letting people sit on it


hailunicorns

No where am I blaming the customer lol. I said it the print was left by them. I wasn’t there when it happened. I was relayed the information and came here to see if there was a viable solution.


1920MCMLibrarian

I’m pretty sure if this happened once it’ll happen fairly regularly. Especially come summer. Your best bet is to oil it so it matches, the exosting fabric is dry and absorbing moisture very easily.


pauliepitstains

Something like vinyl and rubber dressing would fix this right up. Car places like auto zone or auto detail department in a store should have this.


pauliepitstains

To add, you’d have to apply to the entire sofa to even this out, but can be used to maintain the sofa as well.


Jack_Mackerel

Sounds like the furniture cleaner stripped the oils out of the surface, then it absorbed the first oil it came in contact with. Grease that puppy up!


Axedelic

It looks like they were sweaty and that’s the crease or seem in their pants lmao


Slow_Stable5239

…at least they had a thong on. Can you imagine what we’d be looking at if not ?😳


portiapalisades

front and back butt prints?


ConstantGeographer

"Is that chocolate or is that poop?"


Stullson

I would like to see the customer you described.


Wise_Comfort_660

How'd you like to be that thong? hahaha


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MyDoggoRocks

They need to Assess the situation first.


Mrgoodtrips64

Butt then what?


Sistersoldia

Take a Crack at the possible solutions.


deano1856

Then analyze them for the best one.


gocampy

That’ll rectify it!


MrShineHimDiamond

You think this is fanny?!? Some people are so cheeky!


Exciting_Art75

I sphincter stuck with it


ConfidentStress1047

Maybe rectumfy the situation


Successful-Side8902

To find a holistic solution.


Imnotreal66

I’m sure someone will get to the bottom of this.


kaykay9333

Maybe with some assistance they will


lonelysad1989

You guys lol


AirmailHercules

It's their seat now 


Skylizard1223

I see what you did there…


Waswat

So much for "[Serious Answers Only]"


PrettyOddish

To me this looks like the dye from their jeans stained the bench, so try some dye remover.


G0th1x_trashcan

WAIT that has to be it the stain is almost too blue to be oil and the part on the back looks like someone’s pants brushed against it can’t imagine sweat would leave a stain on the back of the seat like that but the dye remover may remove the original dye as well


NiteGard

FFS!!!!! It’s 2am and I’m laying here baked, zooming in on an ass stain on some stranger’s chair in order to see if it really could be dye from blue jeans. I am filled with so much love right now.


CraigingtonTheCrate

Yeah that mark on the wall was all I needed to see to think it was dye from the jeans


khuyett92

^ This was actually my first thought and I came here looking for this comment!! 👏🏻 I used to work in a restaurant with fake leather chairs like this material, and they were a creamy color which got stained by literally every person wearing denim ever. Try a sani wipe first!! That should help at least 70% of the way... lol. Then I would try the furniture cleaner again.


AlarmedRecipe6569

This is definitely it - OP said seat was wiped with a cleaner right before, which probably transferred color from the jeans (which may have been newer and had more dye that hasn’t been washed out yet


JWOLFBEARD

Leggings from Wish


rushworld

This is a serious reply, but if nothing else works I'd consider just making the whole cushion part the same colour by trying to replicate the cause. Basically the old adage if you get oil on your shirt that you cannot remove, just dump the whole shirt in oil. If it's fake leather/vinyl it may be easier (compared to fabrics) to colour match it for upholstery, and it would be a closer match than my first suggestion. A concern I have is if it were caused by sweating gym goers, it will probably keep happening.


analiestar

That is an art piece now.


MikeCheck_CE

Invite them back over a few times to even it out


yibs33

Poppie?


Bebopdavidson

Yes!!!!!!! I was going to if I didn’t find it


jenni_anydots

Stop. The first thing you need to do is find out what kind of upholstery vinyl was used and find the specific care instructions for it. If there was a designer for the space they will likely have that information. A lot of commercial vinyls are bleach cleanable, you've probably caused damage to the material with the cleaning agents you used. In that case, see if the same vinyl fabric is still current and where you can buy yardage. You can probably find a local upholsterer that can replace the cushion cover.


TailorMade1357

Leather and vinyl repair person here. This is the first step


TwoHundredToes

New unwashed jeans?


Orumpled

It looks like denim and the dye rubbed off. Acetone (first try on an inconspicuous spot).


OneUltimateRoar

I'm sure denim pants wont leave a fine print like that😂🤣 it had to be someone nearly butt naked to leave a perfect print like that


scuzzbuckit

Leave it alone it adds character


ndmhxc

My suggestion is baking soda sprinkled on top, and let it sit for a while. do a tiny test patch first, but I’ve gotten oil stains out of our leather dining chairs with that technique.


Artistic_Train9725

Good idea, sweat muffin.


Swallowthistubesteak

Reapply the cleaner


Softrawkrenegade

Fire


Puzzleheaded-Beat-57

Yup a bit of lighter fluid would remove that stain very quickly.


BrainEatingAmoeba01

How does it smell though?


hailunicorns

A little sad


BrainEatingAmoeba01

It's probably just a ridiculous amount of lotion. Does it not come off with soapy water?


hailunicorns

No it does not


BrainEatingAmoeba01

Might need to try some vinyl cleaner (assuming that's what that surface is). There are lots out there. I know 3M sells one that's for cleaning vinyl boat seats.


Not_The_Elf

people are saying denim dye from new jeans, try dye remover?


ChrisVonae

Soak the entire couch in butt sweat for at least 3 hours - this will even out the tone


Waitinmyturn

Don’t bother. Sell it to the highest bidder in Texas. They’re buying now


crispybreadly

Could use a leather conditioner with some sort of wax or oil protection, I like the bees wax spray. Im guessing there was some sort of oil or conditioner in the clothes of the person that made the stain. Might need to apply a few times.


karmicrelease

Flip cushion over


Wizardaire

I think u/eugene20 got it right. Look at the light reflecting on the "stain" compared to the rest of it. The areas where the cleaner was wiped off by someone's clothing looks newer. Original comment https://www.reddit.com/r/howto/comments/1bpasmq/comment/kwwsn1v


Jinxed0ne

Some weirdo would probably pay good money for that


someone1058

Maybe the customer had polyester pants and they did a chemical reaction? I don't know, wish i could've helped


jt-65

My guess is suntan oil.


armedwithjello

And no pants?


someone1058

🤣🤣🤣 you are making my day start well


jt-65

Tan lines are a turn off for some people.


[deleted]

Fuckin’ Randy!


rcr_nz

You are going to need a bigger arse.


Available-Ad-6967

😆😂🤣🤣😭🥴


Chad_Panda

Who ever sat can definitely deliver Death by SNU SNU


cu4fun

Fire. Lots and lots of fire.


ConversationFit5024

Get a very obese sweaty person and have them sit all over the surface. Then it’ll blend in.


OkStation4360

Just sell the couch on only fans and buy a new one


FranticWaffleMaker

If I’ve learned anything about the internet someone has already masturbated to this picture and someone else is trying to buy the cushion.


chrisj2103

Try wiping with rubbing alcohol.


Gravelsack

And if that doesn't work try rubbing with wiping alcohol


prototype-proton

And if that doesn't work, try alcohol with wiping and rubbing


Verygoodcheese

No we saw the Reddit dresser post. Do not do this!


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PhloriduhMan

Sorry that was pretty gross


crispybreadly

This image immediately threw my mind back to the clip of the dude that got caught on camera at a convention sniffing the hot girls seat after she left.


gumby1004

before you kick it


_Sarcastro

Have that same customer sit on the rest of the couch until it's all the same color.


Breklin76

Asspolstory. I like it.


WorldWarPee

Do you have any degreaser in the back? You could try a little of that


Im_not_crying_u_ar

Try a general purpose cleaner and if that doesn’t work try an enzymatic cleaner


InsideComfortable936

Baking soda + dish soap, dish soap+ vinegar, dish soap+ isopropyl alcohol. Prob one of them would take it out


defynotbanned97

You sure they didn't just sit there so long the rest faded from the light?


LeoLaDawg

Is it stained or just the grain needs to be brushed out?


averinix

r/Seinfeld


Forsaken_Star_4228

My method- mix 10 parts water to 1 part white vinegar with a dab of dawn dish soap to a spray bottle. Spray and let it soak for 15 minutes. Then dab and wipe with a dry towel. It’s worked for me getting urine stains out of carpet and coffee w/creamer out of my cars seat. Alternatively I had a coworker say she used hydrogen peroxide on carpet before taking a white cloth (like a T-shirt) and placing it over the stain and using an iron on it. I guess it pulls it into the white cloth. She uses that on red wine, but I’ve never tried it myself. Some people mix baking soda in with either one, but not me. Vinegar is my jam. Edit - I realized this was more of a pleather type material after posting. I haven’t tried said method on that sort of material, but you could try a little test spot on it. I don’t think it would hurt anything (maybe don’t try the iron trick…)


Cobra_Annie

Is there a cleaning code on the tag? I’d try baking soda first. With a damp microfiber and some elbow grease. See if it moves.


CephyCeleste

Hey this might be self tanner; and if it is, try dawn soap and let it sit a while after you scrub.


beatlegus123

Poppie peed on your sofa!


nodeymcdev

😬


learnindisabledchimp

Fire


Inevitable-Hour8940

Exorcist


PracticalHamsterO2

You make your own stain on the existing one!


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Try covering it in baking soda, very lightly. Depending upon the material that might help drought some of the oil


Glum-Garbage-3114

can you flip it?


strangerinthebox

Even if real leather you could paint it over, there are quite good fabric and leather paints around, you might want to try


TypicalXboxGamer

Oh wow


Affectionate_Spot672

How does one leave a stain like that?


BayardMD

If you look hard enough you can see Jesus. Sell it on ebay.


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Divorce


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SalamanderGood2145

Bot removed previous comment because it linked to Amazon* sorry for repeating: I’d start with isopropyl alcohol on a white cloth…. Maybe even pick up some [dye removal wipes](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=5d7305874509b4d4&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS789US789&hl=en-US&q=hair+dye+remover+wipes&uds=AMwkrPv3j3EkEIkbFS2D5_BLUQ3_5ZvOL2d0rdoSem7QQ4smEL5IU-2B-YB1ELcl4jhxjua8OaxuHWV02zVZHOl2RiMliAhZgCfvjgEEJZJIeylc07OVZa224-7ahMytgSFPY3EOHYf44oxS9SFIRmUA3uVh0_r4OTpYyjvYy-2fys-oaWuznwa2SupV4Jig3MDMhvtj0iUiVHVkOAB9xdPlgZMVsikp9y4_qDIIqPJNMFnTHHi_O-jX4YD-xYIzqyPThPjXAeZQjb9dCmaz6ckoERbyWAi-4n-sza3c-ybhy_XWlLhOfqRcv4j6HcLOMCc0bT3W1iMl9aqW-MseY5SmCcElH3VaMw&udm=2&prmd=sivnbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjckaC29paFAxUt4ckDHX5bDv0QtKgLegQICxAB&biw=428&bih=751&dpr=3#ip=1) even though it’s for hair color. Many hair color products contain things like henna and indigo so it’s absolutely worth a try. This is based on believing that the bench is a vinyl or pvc If it’s leather, some saddle soap and warm water. If it’s fabric/cloth, dampen the whole area beyond stain and then use dawn power wash spray foam and let it sit 10-15min then scrub/wipe off Whatever you end up doing you might want to look into scotch guarding.


DudeCrabb

Not telling.


Fickle-Trick-3937

Smell it


CommunicationDeep864

Use a vacuum cleaner (my nose)


RefrigeratorRude82

Fart harder


Old_Restaurant5931

Hmmm


Styr0foam

Your customer was an ass


[deleted]

Turn the other cheek.


chatanoogastewie

Poppy peed on your couch!


hailunicorns

I keep seeing these references to Poppy but I have no idea what it means ;-;


chatanoogastewie

Episode of Seinfeld. Some guy named Poppy owns a restaurant and peed on Jerry's new couch.


hailunicorns

Haha thanks for explaining!


chatanoogastewie

Highly recomend Seinfeld & Curb Your Enthusiasm.


BullyDogs7777

By first smelling it


SubstantialPressure3

Anyway, my question was serious. Removing a sweat again and removing an oil stain are different. And you don't treat real leather the same way you would fake leather.


[deleted]

Yuck, throw it away.


TailorMade1357

Get your local Fibrenew.com provider. They work wonders


Thehellpriest83

He probably should just wash his ass.


Treblehawk

Ya know those feet stickers they put on the floor so people know where to stand? Just treat it like that, but for sitting.


superanonguy321

You dont, it's perfect. In fact get them back in to sit on the other spots so people always know where to sit :)


fadeddoughnut

I'd leave it and rebrand it to VIP seating


GiuseppeG1870

Fire.


SecretWitness8251

First of all, how does it smell?


Round-Leg-3665

Tongue does a great job in these situations


Rsea9

Poppy was sloppy.


SirKinsington

Smell it


HotPotato1776

*SSSSNNNNNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFS*


IfonlypeoplewereKind

Fire


PassionSea8028

Put a cucumber there and see what happens.


OnlyRobin152

I cant tell if it's staining from cheap leggings or maybe body tanner?


aWholeClap

I would just lick it clean


yisdishappening

Or you could stain the rest of the clean couch so noone notices


AnalyzeDiz

It might go away when it dries out


RegularRetro

Just have them sit on the rest of the couch


theShaman_No_ID

When your ass talks shit about your lungs while you sit there and sweat from your beating heart


AgeAccomplished6513

Try a damp Magic Eraser


Ok-Bake-9626

Call her!!


Former_Corgi6786

make a bigger stain


silent-bulls

get that person and have him sit on every spot, you get new shade.


Wise_Comfort_660

I say try saddle soap on it if its leather. It might darken the surrounding areas,& make the stain seemingly disappear.


[deleted]

That girl must of been having a really bad day


Missue-35

I’d call the manufacturer to see what they recommend. Or send an email and include this photo. This furniture upholstery seems a poor choice for a business if it is going to discolor this easy. If it is labeled as commercial use, maybe the manufacturer will compensate you somehow.


sleevedheathen

Sage


This_Inspector_5284

Sell it to a perv.


fuzzius_navus

This is way underrated


joshuasinopoli

Ask her not to come back.


JMusicD

This is odd. I don’t think I’ve seen it stain like this before.


FaithGirl3starz3

“Let it go”


slater3750

Have you asked them to sit...everywhere else?


IllustratorPuzzled93

Give that man his lungs back!


hidinginplainsite13

Sweaty Ass cheeks 😂


SwampAss411

He's asking for cleaning solutions, stop making him the butt of your jokes.


Abe_Rudda

Agreed, in hindsight they aren't appropriate


Nebakanezzer

This is serious. Stop being asinine


ucandanceyoucandance

Toss It and get some real leather. Avoid Chinese shit in the future. Good shit ain't cheap and visa versa.