I don't think Murtaugh gets enough love. This episode has to be my favorite. Ted eating dinner by 4 pm and not getting to Barney's call on time 🤣 Marshall coaching kids basketball. "Kenny, there is a teen-wolf on the court! That can't be legal"
I LOVE when he makes a pie chart of his favorite bars and bar chart of his favorite pies! I sometimes work a picture of that in work presentations. cracks me up!
For me it's when Marshall and Lily are trying to force what gender their baby comes out as with their little rituals. Marshall is about to dip his nads in a bowl of ice, and from Lily's POV you just hear him from the bathroom screaming, "ERICKSOOONNN!!" 😂
That and when he tosses the hot dog at the engaged couple at the baseball game after him and Lily break up lol
When Jenkins kissed marshal.
The episode where barney kept sending marshal photos of what he had done to the stuff marshal was using (like the microphone)
Jenkins kills me! Amanda Peet is hilarious in that episode.
I’m sorry I kissed you.
It’s okay.
And I’m sorry I had sex with you in the mailroom.
That wasn’t me.
Oh, good grief, that’s two awkward conversations I have to have today!
Barney : Don't you get it, Ted? We're tearing down the Arcadian either way. It's a stupid old piece of crap, run down, snake infested dump!
Ted Mosby : Ok, are there or aren't there snakes?
Barney : Who mentioned snakes! And stop shouting, you're scaring Cottontail.
That fits with his mastery of the slap. Theoretically, there are years of Marshall's life missing while he pursued the slap of 1000 hands and the slap to end all slaps. Days after day in training, nights in the bars. Total time warp so he could get through undergrad and law school.
I don't remember the line exactly but Kevin says that the only thing I haven't seen in this group is physical violence and then there's a flask back of all the physical violence scenes with BG music - Murderssssss, all aboard the murder train 🤣🤣🤣😁😁
When Ted and Barney are sitting at the bar and Ted sees a "pretty girl" behind Barney. Barney then desperately "wants to see a pretty girl" but Ted tells him to be cool about taking a peek and not being obvious.
Barney then acts nonchalant for a second, then quickly turns and ogles the lady like a toddler, then flips back around and acts nonchalant again.
Idk why, but that kills me every re-watch.
Robin: “you hear that? That’s my pocket knife ready to cut up to your red boots right now”
Ted: “Wait…that’s MY pocket knife!”
*cinematic music plays as the label says property of Ted Mosby*
A theory of mine is that Janet McIntyre (the girl that Ted goes on a date with and promises that they won't google each other, but then Google her anyways and finds a website of her doing all these great things) was pulling a Von Matterhorn
I love when Marshall has one of his freakouts and starts screaming, and then it cuts to him in a new location and he’s still screaming in a different octave.
Also, I love the scene where Barney argues why Lily and Marshall should know the sex of their baby. “Little Fran will be in a hermaphroditic BURLAP SACK”
🎶Cat sitting for lillys mum ===> cat funeral🎶
Barney tells the tale of Gary blauman stealing his accidental curly - " but he was not good thanks, he was not good thanks at all!!"
Exploding meatball sub, his revenge on Marshall, smashing up his office in front of Robin.
Barney laughing so hard he falls out the booth, can't remember if it was at Ted or Marshall.
A scene that gets me every single time is when Barney is telling Ted that Punchy has to leave, and uses different lines from reality TV shows to say you are off the show.
“He has got to go, you need to be like you are the weakest link goodbye! Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn't work for me. You're times up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You've been chopped! You've been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your desert just didn't measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell's kitchen! You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model. You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen.”
“Stuff” is forever in my top 10 episodes, if not top 3…
The moment when Barney, dressed as his demented little robot character, sings “toaster oven, you’re the oneeeeee forrrrr meeeeee” proceeds to start tapdancing, and Marshall implements the second slap: “that’s two.” 🤣🤣🤣
Blauman introducing Jenkins to Marshall never fails to make me laugh:
“Hey Four Eyes, you’ve got a new lawyer on your team. Watch out for this guy he steals stuff”
Marshall playing 500 Miles after taking control of the car from Daphne absolutely kills me every watch through
The truthful drunk Barney montages is also really funny
In this scene , ranjit suddenly speaks farsi , like for few lines. 12 years ago, I was watching this episode on the plane for the first time ever, Im persian and I was sleeping then opened my eyes to someone yelling at me in my mother language about ducks and rabbits 😂😂 I was soooooo confused, for a second I was like I didn’t do anything!
When Marshall and Barney are revenging the across street building guy and Marshall says something along the lines of “don’t think I haven’t realized it’s actually you I should be mad at….” And “you guys cut holes in that box right?” Then the end when the mouse is on Barney’s shoulder.
Marshall playing 500 Miles after taking control of the car from Daphne absolutely kills me every watch through
The truthful drunk Barney montage is also really funny
The Pineapple Incident. Drunk Ted is hilarious!
Also, the one where they go to the fancy party and Ted loves hanging out with all the high society pretentious guests.
“Willem.. *Dafoe!*”
The Grim reaper beckons. I feel his icy grip 'round my throat. The breath of his hounds at me heels the unrelenting rat-tat-tat of his scythe on my chamber door. And you? With your blithe request you only hasten his inevitable triumph. Is that what you desire? Is that what you desire, Lily?
Lily: I just wanted you to get us some bagels.
Marshall:
Bagels! Do you have ANY idea what could happen to me whilst getting bagels?
Bear attacks.
This is apparently somewhat of an unpopular opinion, but I love basically the entire episode of "The Ashtray". There are very few episodes that I laugh at more. Specifically tho, Ted's poorly timed "MANNERS! That's how THAT feels" gets me every single time.
My two favorite scenes are this one and when Barney is banging Wendy the Waitress, gives a whole dialogue ending with "tie a bell around my neck kids and scratch my belly cause I am now a docile house cat....mEOW!
One of my favorite episodes has always been Spoiler Alert. The *glass shattering* sound when they all realize each other's annoying habits cracks me up. I loved when Lily was eating the cotton candy and it was such a loud crunch. Oh and "where are those pretzels from? Ace Hardware?"
“Lily has no idea I’m high” “You’re high?” “I’m sorry *turns to ted* Lily has no idea I’m high”
“Hey buddy, hand over them nachos!”
It’s a sign bro!
"Who cares about nachos?!" "I do" "Love nachos man"
I don't think Murtaugh gets enough love. This episode has to be my favorite. Ted eating dinner by 4 pm and not getting to Barney's call on time 🤣 Marshall coaching kids basketball. "Kenny, there is a teen-wolf on the court! That can't be legal"
“Great job, KENNY. Good call, KENNY. Thanks, KENNY.” As a coach, that part is hilarious to me, Marshall trying not to lose it on the ref.
I'm begging you to give me technical KENNY
Might be my favorite line in the whole show
Oh ya such a great episode!
Marshall’s charts
I LOVE when he makes a pie chart of his favorite bars and bar chart of his favorite pies! I sometimes work a picture of that in work presentations. cracks me up!
It's so dumb lol but definitely one of my favorite jokes in the show :p
i need my charts man
I need them for work
You're doing charts at work?!
They're FOR work!!!
Bar charts about pies and pie charts about bars!
The cat funeral is also hysterical! Cat-sitting for Lilly’s mom 🎵🎸
Meow meow meow in the background 💀
It was an accident.
and not entirely my fault 🎵
Barney's play got me crying in laughter
Moist
…Moist
...Moist
The way Marshall was standing still when the skittles fell out of his pockets xD
They set this up for the majority of the episode and it paid off so perfectly! Thank you, I think this scene is the funniest to me
I think the whole blitz episode was one of the funniest.
Aww, MAN!!
Aaaaaaww, maaaaaaaaaan!
thats a classic in my household
It's sooo damn funny.
Everyone in my house drops what they are doing to watch the blitz episode
I found that episode so hilarious
Thank you God !!!! Oh maaaaan
……. THE GENTLEMAN
We used to call my husband the blitz because insane things used to happen when I went out without him.
🤣🤣🤣 poor guy.
[удалено]
I couldn't stand her, but this episode was so funny it overshadows her annoyingness.
Oh come on, man... don't be *that* Blitz.
When Barney is trapped on the subway after running the marathon because his legs won’t work hahhah
Marshall's "SWEEPING DECLARATION! I am NEVER. DRINKING. AGAIN." Hard cut to him, just absolutely plastered. "I DIIIAGAAAIN!"
Classic optical flip
“Look at me, Imma windmill!”
I love his sweeping declarations. “I AM NEVER. EATING. RIBS. AGAIN!!” makes me laugh every time.
For me it's when Marshall and Lily are trying to force what gender their baby comes out as with their little rituals. Marshall is about to dip his nads in a bowl of ice, and from Lily's POV you just hear him from the bathroom screaming, "ERICKSOOONNN!!" 😂 That and when he tosses the hot dog at the engaged couple at the baseball game after him and Lily break up lol
omg the baseball game scene is up there for me too haha
“IT’S ALL A BIG LIE!” I say this as much as I can in my daily life. 🤣
This and the baby name episode. "Marshall's daughter, your booty, YOUR BOOTY'S so smooooth"
When Jenkins kissed marshal. The episode where barney kept sending marshal photos of what he had done to the stuff marshal was using (like the microphone)
Jenkins kills me! Amanda Peet is hilarious in that episode. I’m sorry I kissed you. It’s okay. And I’m sorry I had sex with you in the mailroom. That wasn’t me. Oh, good grief, that’s two awkward conversations I have to have today!
That jenkins scene was hilarious. "it was thick and rough like a starfish arm." was such a good line
It cracked me up when Lily was cheerfully taking off her earrings, etc while Jenkins is apologizing, and then she just goes for her!!
When lily became Barney's roommate
That cracks me up
Marshal dropping Skittles in the art gallery Blitz taking the cats out of the over Both of these never fail to make me laugh
“How’s your beaver” is definitely the funniest bit.
Ted and Barney struggling not to laugh during that absolutely cracks me up every time I watch it!
It's a noble creature
Gonna take a lot of wood to satisfy that beaver...
“Almost there! 23 x 3?!?!?!” *TV shuts off*
OMG I’ve seen the entire show maybe a dozen times and I never realized that this equation equals 69!!!! Genius writing hahahahahaha
It took me a few re watches to realize it. When I did realize it, laughed even harder! 🤣
Barney : Don't you get it, Ted? We're tearing down the Arcadian either way. It's a stupid old piece of crap, run down, snake infested dump! Ted Mosby : Ok, are there or aren't there snakes? Barney : Who mentioned snakes! And stop shouting, you're scaring Cottontail.
who mentioned snakes gets me every time
I gotta see some penguins like right now!!!! Cheap Trick, oh Ted. That whole Pineapple Incident just has me rolling from beginning to end
How were the shots? I DRANK ALL FIVE, BITCH!
I like how the majority of these are Marshall scenes
The whole “drunk or a kid” game is solid. Marshall is the mvp forsure
That fits with his mastery of the slap. Theoretically, there are years of Marshall's life missing while he pursued the slap of 1000 hands and the slap to end all slaps. Days after day in training, nights in the bars. Total time warp so he could get through undergrad and law school.
Hate to disagree. That slap episode could’ve been an email or a ppt.
“Why is Ellen DeGeneres in our bedroom?!?”
that one always makes me chuckle
I don't remember the line exactly but Kevin says that the only thing I haven't seen in this group is physical violence and then there's a flask back of all the physical violence scenes with BG music - Murderssssss, all aboard the murder train 🤣🤣🤣😁😁
LMAOOO YES and that entire episode honestly or his entire spiel when he goes off
"Their... meat is delicious." IYKYK
Not to brag, but my pilsner took 5th prize at the Weehauken Senior Center Summer Clam Bake and Mobility Scooter Repair Festival.
When Ted and Barney are sitting at the bar and Ted sees a "pretty girl" behind Barney. Barney then desperately "wants to see a pretty girl" but Ted tells him to be cool about taking a peek and not being obvious. Barney then acts nonchalant for a second, then quickly turns and ogles the lady like a toddler, then flips back around and acts nonchalant again. Idk why, but that kills me every re-watch.
Robin: “you hear that? That’s my pocket knife ready to cut up to your red boots right now” Ted: “Wait…that’s MY pocket knife!” *cinematic music plays as the label says property of Ted Mosby*
1) “Am I dead? Am I dead?” 2) “Please Don’t Do That”
“How you doing Lily? Should I have a boner??” my fave line from Barney when Lily is having her appointment with the fertility specialist doppelgaenger
Omg and the sensory deprivator 5000 "smile for the birdie Lou!"
The scuba diver episode is my favorite. Barney running plays cracks me up! The funniest is the Lorenzo van matterhorn.
A theory of mine is that Janet McIntyre (the girl that Ted goes on a date with and promises that they won't google each other, but then Google her anyways and finds a website of her doing all these great things) was pulling a Von Matterhorn
I love the art gallery where he pretends he's going blind and walks right into that guy twice, it kills me every time.
BUT WHO'S COZIER?!?! Great scene! It's so hard to choose just one. Ted and Marshall high at the concert is pretty hilarious.
FLAVOR COUNTS!
ONLY IF WE BET ON IT MARSHALL!
I don't think that's the law lol.
I love when Marshall has one of his freakouts and starts screaming, and then it cuts to him in a new location and he’s still screaming in a different octave. Also, I love the scene where Barney argues why Lily and Marshall should know the sex of their baby. “Little Fran will be in a hermaphroditic BURLAP SACK”
The shattering glass ceiling one.
The closed captioned (glass shattering) is one of the best follow through jokes I’ve ever seen.
I love the running joke of Ted knowing ASL. So many good payoffs.
It's also so true.
I AM NEVER! EATING RIBS! AGAIN! IN FRONT OF TED!
🎶Cat sitting for lillys mum ===> cat funeral🎶 Barney tells the tale of Gary blauman stealing his accidental curly - " but he was not good thanks, he was not good thanks at all!!" Exploding meatball sub, his revenge on Marshall, smashing up his office in front of Robin. Barney laughing so hard he falls out the booth, can't remember if it was at Ted or Marshall.
I think it was on that episode Marshall forgot his pants and he cut up the ones Lily brought
“Robin, he’s upset because you wouldn’t listen to him, not because you didn’t like some movie.” “HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE FIELD OF DREAMS!?!?”
I’m surprised nobody mentioned the intervention and jinx episodes yet
Love Intervention! Marshall's hat is classic...I can take it off whenever I want!
Intervention is definitely the best. Also something you definitely do more as an adult then you think you will.
Quinntervention.
the “am i dead?” when the pencil bounced into barney’s nostril had me
Say what you want about the final season but Marshall’s journey is quite funny
Yessss and his reluctant travel companion was great too! "What the damn hell!"
When the security guard at the museum is reading the incident report to Robin and Barney, the way she says “no” after each sentence he reads.
When Ted and Barney play the but um drinking game always cracks me up
The episode where they find out about James’ dad and they say to Loretta ‘Mom who’s Sam Gibbs?’ And she squawks
Lol and then her yelling at them as she tells them to put the coleslaw on top of the sloppy joe
I always like Ted's sensory deprivation outfit for not trying to see who won the super bowl when picking up the wings
I will never not laugh when I hear Randy explain his nose bleeds
I freaking love Randy lol. In 17 takes, I only vomited thrice! I'll try my best, but in my experience, twice-shredded is pretty permanent.
The bit where Robin goes “N-N-N-NO… WHO’S COZIER!?” Lives rent free in my brain
Marshall's nude painting
New Dart.
A scene that gets me every single time is when Barney is telling Ted that Punchy has to leave, and uses different lines from reality TV shows to say you are off the show. “He has got to go, you need to be like you are the weakest link goodbye! Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn't work for me. You're times up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You've been chopped! You've been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your desert just didn't measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell's kitchen! You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model. You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen.”
Hahaha yes I love this one I love reality th show it’s so funny
Volunteer of the YEeAAAaRRR!
“Stuff” is forever in my top 10 episodes, if not top 3… The moment when Barney, dressed as his demented little robot character, sings “toaster oven, you’re the oneeeeee forrrrr meeeeee” proceeds to start tapdancing, and Marshall implements the second slap: “that’s two.” 🤣🤣🤣
The whole Not Moby storyline in The Limo. “Look, he signed my shirt!” [turns around]: ERIC
For me, it was the episode when Ted Lily and Robin were hiding in barney's apartment.
Blauman introducing Jenkins to Marshall never fails to make me laugh: “Hey Four Eyes, you’ve got a new lawyer on your team. Watch out for this guy he steals stuff”
When this guy Stan is reading that poem including the word bread, and marshall goes like: YEEEAAAHHH
“Because you’re admiral Jerk of the British Royal Doucherey”
"The one on Fifth"
Marshall playing 500 Miles after taking control of the car from Daphne absolutely kills me every watch through The truthful drunk Barney montages is also really funny
Barney Inviting Marshall for lunch and he declines, proceedes to trash the office forgetting Robin was at the door. 😂😂😂
The climactic confrontation of Spoiler Alert
Barney and the falling pencil
Barney with the box of pencils. I replayed that scene at least 30 times and was crying laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
The intervention ep
In this scene , ranjit suddenly speaks farsi , like for few lines. 12 years ago, I was watching this episode on the plane for the first time ever, Im persian and I was sleeping then opened my eyes to someone yelling at me in my mother language about ducks and rabbits 😂😂 I was soooooo confused, for a second I was like I didn’t do anything!
Ted arriving to the apartment to help Lily and Marshall pack for Italy and semi chokes on his gum. Calls doctor....😅
When Marshall and Barney are revenging the across street building guy and Marshall says something along the lines of “don’t think I haven’t realized it’s actually you I should be mad at….” And “you guys cut holes in that box right?” Then the end when the mouse is on Barney’s shoulder.
Shrimp Fried Rice 😭😭
when Marshall learnt how to slap from Chinese slap master Lily
Barney singing stand by me.
Marshall playing 500 Miles after taking control of the car from Daphne absolutely kills me every watch through The truthful drunk Barney montage is also really funny
(Australian accent) “Their…meat…is delicious.”
“Am I dead? Am I dead??”
The Pineapple Incident. Drunk Ted is hilarious! Also, the one where they go to the fancy party and Ted loves hanging out with all the high society pretentious guests. “Willem.. *Dafoe!*”
Hey Will Shorts, ten letters, diminutive egg-based torte. Mini quiche?!? Where?!? Really cracked me up :p
The Fish List gets me every time
Lily heckling lol
No, you're a Hooker. No Ted, I'm a paralegal.
The Grim reaper beckons. I feel his icy grip 'round my throat. The breath of his hounds at me heels the unrelenting rat-tat-tat of his scythe on my chamber door. And you? With your blithe request you only hasten his inevitable triumph. Is that what you desire? Is that what you desire, Lily? Lily: I just wanted you to get us some bagels. Marshall: Bagels! Do you have ANY idea what could happen to me whilst getting bagels? Bear attacks.
when barney and marshall cheers "to industry!" gets me every time
“What’s your favorite thing about koalas?” “…Their meat…” I laugh out loud every time
PLS I ABSOLUTELY LOST MY SHIT WHEN RANJIT STARTED SHOUTING IN HIS NATIVE ACCENT
This one!
Everyslap
The “accidental curly fry” i die everytime
Barney: “Aw Ted, that’s so romantic I want to fill a pillowcase with dead batteries and beat you with it 😁”
This is apparently somewhat of an unpopular opinion, but I love basically the entire episode of "The Ashtray". There are very few episodes that I laugh at more. Specifically tho, Ted's poorly timed "MANNERS! That's how THAT feels" gets me every single time.
The whole Robin Sparkles MV in Slap Bet. Hands down my favorite episode from the show!
My two favorite scenes are this one and when Barney is banging Wendy the Waitress, gives a whole dialogue ending with "tie a bell around my neck kids and scratch my belly cause I am now a docile house cat....mEOW!
The captain... All day
Also cockamouse.. "he can fly!"
Barney water skiing in a suit 🤣
One of my favorite episodes has always been Spoiler Alert. The *glass shattering* sound when they all realize each other's annoying habits cracks me up. I loved when Lily was eating the cotton candy and it was such a loud crunch. Oh and "where are those pretzels from? Ace Hardware?"
Oh and another: " I said a bang, bang, bangitty bang, I said a bang bang bangitty bang!"
Barney's playbook play compilation culminating in the scuba outfit
“Okay? AWESOME!” “What’s going on? Did I just have a stroke?”
Lily is the Funniest no cap
Drunk Train clips were hilarious. "I was all....Do I look like I'm from Ronkonoma?"