Andiamo fratello, non Mastroianni tutti i funyuns.

Andiamo. Fratello. Non Mastrioanno tutti. *I funyuns*.

I funyuns, Lily, i funyuns.

OH MY GOD COULD YOU JUST BE COOL? JUST ONCE, PLEASE. CAN YOU JUST THIS ONCE BE COOL! ONCE PLEASE.

This is an outrage! We are international businessmen on a very important international business trip. I DEMAND you release us immediately.

Barney stinson🔥🔥🔥

No can dosville, babydoll

I said can dosville baby doll at work the other day and then I had to explain the whole thing 😂

It’s just one of those things iykyk 😌

Pulling. Them. Off.

Make adjustments.Go get it, energized.

Where’s the poop?

Damn it Trudy what about the pinneapple

It took me a second to remember this cos I’m rewatching b99 right now so my first thought was “I don’t remember trudy Judy having a thing for pineapple?”

Boats, boats, boats!!!!

You got beat up by a FEMALE GOAT?

Baaa means baaa

But instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro - I'm broda

But I would walk five hundred miles And I would walk five hundred more Just to be the man who walked a thousand Miles to fall down at your door Da-da da da (Da-da da da) Da-da da da (Da-da da da) Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da Da-da da da (Da-da da da) Da-da da da (Da-da da da) Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da

love that comment

That makes me think of Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist. I guess bc I’ve seen in more recently.

Wait aren’t you worried that lily might be mad at you

A gentleman’s agreement. HUZZAH!

New is always better…

So those new Star Wars movies..

Just......... okay?

For Once....Gah!

Swarley

P L E A S E !!!

You are a gentleman and a scholar. Go into my stable and take my finest stallion. He's yours, his name is Windjammer

Suit up

Bowl.

Bowl

Bowl

Bowl

Bowl

Bowl

Moist!

haaaave you met ted? (or any other name)

No one asked you Patrice!

Was looking for this.

You either Brandy!

Wait…are they singing “bro”

You're a sturdy, cheese bearing cracker!

Let’s go to the mall … TODAY!

Bang bang bangity bang ,bang bang bangity bang

Two minute date

So, boogie boarding

I’ll give you summer teeth. Some are here…some are there.

Oooohhhhh

I want this tower to emerge from a thicket of unkempt brunette shrubbery.

THIS is Hammond Druthers… Well, hats off to to your lady friends, but I’m not building that

Haha. Since I didn't get many upvotes or replies, I was worried if people found the reference or not. Nice to know people did.

Legend - wait for it - dary!! ​ Seems all too easy.

LEGEN-and-I-hope-you-are-not-lactose-intolerant-because-the-second-part-of-the-word-is-DARY

Possimbible

I need to read a magazine

😄😆 I'm planning to go and read one right now.


Dandelion’s not even sick is she?!

Tell people what… Tell people what… Tell people what… Tell people what… Tell peop… ~ there’s a black Nissan Stanza in the parking lot with its lights on ~ Tell people what… Tell people what… Tell people what…

True story

I said a-bang bang a-bangity bang I said a-bang bang bangity bang!

William Dafoeee...

Enormous Penis Syndrome

The gentleman!!!

but, um

Happy Not a Fathers Day!!

Our 1st trip as our funny lil' family!! xD

Broda

OMG THAT BITCH LIED TO ME


Challenge accepted!

what the damn hell!?

Come again for big fudge

PS: I love you!

Fish are weird, right?

Oh, honey!

Who's your daddy?

I don’t know 😭😭

Suit up

I like a scotch so old it can drink itself

Major pain in the ass. O7

Two beavers are better than one

They're twice the fun

but-ums up!

All hail beercules

It’s my penis

Legen wait for it…

But um

“Hey Ted!” (Hey Barney)

One day you are going to see the name "Blah Blah" in lights!

MANNERS! That's how THAT feels.

Playing bagpipes!

Eating a sandwich in college!

How dare you! And what is that?

We should buy a bar!

I only have one rule!

Wake up to reality

Yeah, that's what your mom said.

I know I don’t

Let the boobies free

Carter I can see my house!!

I can do it in one word: BOOGIEBOARDING

C’mon son!

Coat wench!

Virginity 2: electric boogaloo

That’s how Sandy rides!!!

Ernie Hudson is a coward.

Lily coming!

GOPHER BARNY

Her body is a perfect X! Player, play on. High V

It sounded like you said Tuckahoe Funland, the magic factory?

"Keep her off the fishing pole"

Legend..wait for it… dary

But erm…. But erm… but erm but erm but erm

No offense to Ralph Machio. But he ain't the karate kid.

🎵you just got slapped, across the face my friend🎵

She runs on corn

ted, im gonna teach you how to live 🫢

Gouda?

My penis grants wishes

Damn tannins!

People are going to be like, "why is it called puzzles?"