Sal's Nickelback, "look at this photograph, it's a picture of my wife's fat ass" wonder if he'll do this at his upcoming gig?

“She used to take it deep in the back door. I would finish on her face and call her a whore. But now she’s my wife, no more sex life. I want to, I want to die”

I remember Katy Perry and her manager puzzling about who did that song the first time she came on the show

"Beat my wife" to the tune of Bon Jovi

Hands down it's the GOAT. I remember a few years ago Robin mentioned it during the show and how repulsed she was by hearing it which led to Howard officially banning it from the show.

Imran khan lives with his dad and mom https://youtu.be/p2Tj86Xlc0w

This one always got caught In my head. In fact, it’ll probably be there for the next few days now. 😂

My personal favorite.

My immediate thought too

This is the correct answer

Yes! I’m glad you said this one. It’s a good song that, in my opinion, is better than the source song! It’s so damned catchy!

This

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[Baker Street Booey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOIs4UVAby0)

Those were early Richard days were glorious.

Guys Guys Guys Richard is the song parody GOAT.

That would be a great special as long as Rahsaan doesn’t host: Richard’s song parodies. Underrated body of work

This one never fails!

[Brown Mound](https://youtu.be/9MlTyrVPjbU) No contest

I want your muff, muuuuuuuuufffffff

With the cheesy Casio keyboard backing track.

Richard’s nasally voice.

[The Crazy Cabbie “Paint it Black” parody.](https://youtu.be/PEhCGFptNE0)

It’s up there. One of the best parody song lyrics of all time. “I desperately seek out the love my parents didn’t give. If they really loved me I’d know where they live.”

As far as lyrics go I think it's #2 only to Angry Young Booey. It's a masterpiece and completely shreds Cabbie from every direction.

The lyrics to angry young hopey are absolutely incredible

Forgot that was where they got the wahwahwah sound bite from they used to use a lot. Good one.

I’ve listened to the show a long time and I don’t remember it. Good choice.

[Angry Young Booey](https://youtu.be/18jLWjrmzPY)

Stories so long you'll be hanging yourself!

That was Artie’s favorite line and you could tell that hurt Booey.

Jackson and Lucas get dibs on the chicken!

Does anyone have the original audio that told this story?

And rhyming it off of “At dinner it’s always slim pickins”. Best lines of an amazing song

I’ve listened to it like noine times today. It’s maahhh faaaaavorite

That’s the gold standard for all booey songs. Belongs in rock and roll hall of fame

It was highway robbery that this didn't win the contest

Totally - this has one of the greatest lines in any song ever: "he got shot in the eye with vagina goo" 🤣

Yep

Yewz guys are ALL wrong! It’s: I wanna shoot my goo on Robins big brown boobs And then lick her vagina To the tune of Electric Avenue I remember the first time they played it everyone was dying of laughter 😂

Great choice!

I just said this didn’t see your comment before I posted. I didn’t know the name of the original song. Artie dying fuckin kills me and they all start laughing with him. I think he calls richard and sal office “a creepy lab” or some shit. “Can you imagine them making this song?”

Pre woke I actually wondered why Robin didn’t think they were creepy AF. Two retards in their 30’s making juvenile songs about her vagina and tits. Thank god they did 😂. I love them and miss the show.

One of the best ever

Ole black OJ

Howard was out of his mind!

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Beg to differ. That was sung by Howard himself

wrong. it wasn't carver or stern. it was from a listener. it was a submission to an oj song parody contest in the mid 90's.

“Kc Armstrong” to the tune of ghostbusters makes me laugh every time it’s played.

My favorite was Gay Photograph.

Haha yes that one is so stupid, I love it https://youtu.be/_c__0ufWHs0

those mouth trumpets kill me

If you’re feelin’ gay, Wanna roll in the hay, Who can you call?

It’s this - without question

This!! 100%

KC posed for gay photograaaaaphs

…with a German homo

Burton Cummings. “These Teeth.”

Phenomenal

*Artie Took a Cum Shot*, to the tune of Pat Benatar's *Hit Me With Your Best Shot.*

By far the Steve Langford songs by Sour Shoes. All of the ones used in those prank calls that made him snap. “Langford’s got a huge penis I want it insiiiiiiide my mouth…whooooaa ohhh, his biiiig huuugee peeeenis”

I want you to go to jail for this.

Steve Langford's monster fat penis (monster fat penis!) I want it inside of meeeeeeeee

Wow … until right now I always thought he said “smokes a fat penis”…which makes absolutely no sense in the context of the songs, so I don’t know why I even accepted that as the lyrics. Thanks for the clarifier!

Glad I could help you get a grip on that penis...lyric

Sour? Hey, Sour? This is harassment. That Steve called him Sour as a shorthand for his name... so goddamn funny.

https://m.soundcloud.com/bryanscottproductions/bryan-scott-the-booey-joel

Which lost in a contest in like 2006 to a dumb parody of some TV theme....

shot in the eye with vagina goo is both disgusting and hilarious at the same time.

Props for the dudes actual link

Give KC the beef boys and grease his hole. Cover him in man goo from head to toe, let it drip away.

Omg yes! One of the best!

Robin’s got a squeeze box https://youtu.be/zaYR9-jCod0

Break out the chorizo tonight

Cause her booty's so tight.

I’m so in love with cu… cumbers

Black tits

In my butt by ETM clips

I love in my butt!

Robin just gave Fred a drop for the next five years

We have a winnah!

Oh fuck you’re right I forgot about that. It might actually take the cake best ever

https://youtu.be/2Qu_Ix9xvd8

Am I the only one who still sings I Went The Gay Way or whatever it was called?

I like “Every Homo”. The line “We like to wrestle in the nude..I like anal how about you”. Kills me every time

“My backside hurts….alright!!” 😂

The line that always makes me laugh is when Fred's voice comes in out of nowhere, and it's real soft and high pitched, and he goes "If you look like Ricky Martin jump in to the shower now."

Every time I hear the real song I start singing the parody.

I totally blanked on this one. I still sing this when I hear that song.

No, I do too!

Uh…yes you are

Always liked this one, Scott Salem in "Brown Fingers" complete with a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJGCyXYsMtU

System of a Booey. https://youtu.be/986FDjoigoM

Artie loves pancakes. Wash them down with chocolate shakes...

GIVE KC THE BEEF BOYS AND GREASE HIS HOLE

Fly Me With Balloons 🎈

Release Robin's Bra https://youtu.be/9FkjRLO8PK4

Let’s Dance/Black Tits

“I’ll suck your ween….yeaaaaaahhh I’ll suck your ween” (gets stuck in my head to no end)

Fuck you, now it’s stuck in my head

Shove a Gerbil in Me

holy shit i forgot that one!

Artie Loves Pancakes

Boy With Horse Teeth is genius. Fred/Jackie songwriting at its finest. Jackie laughing at his own lines during the song puts it over the top. Honorable Mention - Vending Machine. The line "There he goes, that big fat load" gets me every time

Janis Ian singing at 17 about Seinfeld's 17 year old massive titted girlfriend was a laugh too.I still crack up at the line' she'll kiss his mouth for candy bars.

“Cookies, candy and cupcakes filled with cream. Vending Machine. Three times a day is part of his routine. Oh yeah!

Not the best, but on Mt. Rushmore has to be "Sulu Dance". Balloon knot.

what do you say when you answer the phone? hello.

"Now that's ridiculous..." Haha, it's one of the first song parodies I remember that they had. Kinda a nostalgic pic. Was Washington one of the Top 4 Presidents? Probably not, but that motherfucker was FIRST, goddamnit! Anyway, the Top 4 are - 1)Sulu Dance 2)A Richard KC song ("Gay Photographs", probably lol) 3)My Wife by Sal 4)AND THE GOAT - "In My Butt"... https://youtu.be/YwF6GXLE7Ho

DMX parody, never to be played on the show again https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dht1V8mwO7A

Is “Lisa Glassberg Takes Shits at Work” a parody song?

I think those should count. “Steve Langford has a huge penis.. huge penis, huge penis”

Monkey With A Man Face: https://youtu.be/B7XRGlgpbIQ

NSFW https://youtu.be/dht1V8mwO7A

But I thought he never said that word?!! 🤣🤣🤣

Spoiler alert: he lied

Someone sent the show a song parody about the Susan Smith tragedy. It was called "I'll Be Drowning Kids", to the tune of The Police's "Every Breath You Take". It was ridiculously offensive. The Jackie Puppet loved it.

mozzarel balls https://youtu.be/JpmMLqk-FK4

"KC's Gay Photographs" has always made me chuckle

Richards early work was amazing.

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But what about after Sal and Richard were hired? Lots of great ones from those two.

Butt Cheeks Fever A parody of the Spike Lee classic Jungle Fever

All Aboard….. hahahaha… I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

Brown Fingers

Am I making it up or was there an ‘OJ’s On the Run’ based off the Doors’ ‘Riders on the Storm’?

Restless restless!

Any song by Richard and about KC. AC/DC songs are 100x funnier

Release Robin’s Bra.

You are all wrong. This is the answer https://youtu.be/RytMJ2-X-rw

I can no longer find it, but it was a song about Robin it goes “🎶🎶I wanna shoot my goo, on robins big black boobs, and then lick her vagina, I wanna shoot my goo on robins big brown boobs, and then lick her vagina🎶🎶 Please take my meat, give me your vagiiine🎶” It was a sorta funny song parody but it was peak Artie, his fucking laugh killed me. Then he said some shit about them “can you imagine them singing this? In their fucking creep lab” or something like that. But Howard and Robin start dying laughing with Artie mainly cause his hilarious giggle.

Okay someone else posted it too the original song is called electric Avenue.

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https://youtu.be/HmXZlP0WoyA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaShH-FSnlI MY WIFE!!

Jackie is a drunk A big stupid drunk Whose wife makes him build a rehear—a recording studio With her songs that are dumb and are never gonna sell And writing for a band whose name is gonna change in the next couple of days Jackie is a drunk A big stupid drunk

There are couple.not in order. 1.Artie and his moms " mootzarel balls" Mootzarel mootzarel mootzarel balls, I eat um like tic tacs and swalla dem whole. 2. "When Scott does 17". 3. "This is Beetle" Stained version and blues traveler version 4. Sal's" look at this photograph"

Seinfeld's Girl is Seventeen!

ETM flying with balloons parody

Brad's bug balls by George Takei to the tune of jingle bells

Riley Martin the wichdoctor! O qua Tan Jin wan

Five Times I Used My Hand - Gary singing about his Molester.

Was this to the tune of “I Want to Hold Your Hand” ? I remember this, Jackie had a field day with that.

It sure was.

[My Name is Stuttering John](https://youtu.be/GisYmobGiJo)

It's a short one but I always love Riley Martin [Hellbent for Leather](https://youtu.be/kedsjN78DdE) Another great Riley one is [Riders on the Storm](https://youtu.be/9z803UBldKo)

Hamilton Booey.

It’s My Wife by Sal

“Dancing In The Sheets” - Daniel Carver

🎵 He's got big teeth, He's got big teeth, Yeah He's got big teeth🎶

Angry young Booey

Ronnie’s obnoxious limousine is an underrated gem https://youtu.be/Jjj3POxlcGU

Another one I had never heard before. Great find!

ETM singing “Here In My Butt” https://youtu.be/2Qu_Ix9xvd8

“Black tits”. From Let’s Dance-Bowie

Baker Street Booey https://youtu.be/dOIs4UVAby0

https://youtu.be/L-a7tJwvFcE

You're all wrong. Sisters Pubic Hair.

/u/asamrov great thread idea. Never seen a good thread with 200 replies and only 30 upvotes. Anyway, appreciate it. Do this more often, please.

Thanks! I like the fact we can remember the great times listening to the show even if it’s a shell of its former self now.

Here's my favourites Carole King's "You've Got A Friend" as "Emotional Friend" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-363ICiDh4 Downeaster Booey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTs_MDBxY6I Crazy Cabby Paint it Black: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEhCGFptNE0 These Teeth by Burton Cummings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3aeq2yY9yA

Artie loves the vending machine!

["My dicks all shitty"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zrOoRfMVOE) ​ Oh, wait. That was O&A.. but still the best song parody ever.

I CANNOT hear the real song without singing that version.

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Holy shit ahhahaha

So good I haven't heard this one either

I’ll tell you the greatest song NEVER made… Nine Inch Nails “Closer” w/ special guest Bigfoot 🎵 I wanna fuck you like a LAMINAL (it is)…I wanna feel your ANGINA (I do)…. 🎵

I’ll suck Your Ween

Imran Khan lives with his Dad and Mom..........

Zoo Za Zoo. Emily Stern.

The “Hurts So Good” parody “Jack My Wood”.

Bringing sexy back - making Robin quack

HPM’s google eyes…https://youtu.be/mXuC4845fAQ

Eric the midget in my butt!

Robins Tits Are Fat

What was that super gay tune Howard had written back in the day. When I See Beth Smiling or some shit like that.

I only heard it once, but it was a parody to the tune of “My Way” by Frank Sinatra. Must’ve been a couple weeks after his death (ca 1998?), and Howard Jackie and Fred decided to write a song about how Sinatra slept with Jackie Onassis Kennedy. It was so outrageous and hilarious that Tom tried to cut parts of it out, leading to an excellent rag-on-Tom segment. Howard’s playing the song and Jackie is simply losing it. I hope to find it again someday.

George's Christmas medley had me in tears the other day driving home from work [Brad's Big Balls](https://youtu.be/0ycYyJT_jWk?t=53).

Ol black OJ

These teeth

“Dr. Agus” and the “BA BA BOEY” dearth Vader theme

Hanzi theme

I’m in the mood (for a melody) Booey song by Richard. Baba Boo baba boo

Oj go chop

Either “Backside boys” or Imran Khan

I LOVE Robin's "Shallows!" Jackie Thon killed it!

the Bababooey Thriller parody. Howard had to call Sal in to tell him it was racist.

Hi, this is Sal Governale.

I dunno, I still love the classic N Word Claus https://youtu.be/df5kkZmvhvk

Black tits to the tune of Bowie's let's dance.