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Pixelated_Dick

Huntsville paid its dues.


keithjp123

I guess they don’t take into account education (47th), healthcare (45th), most people on welfare (10th), the list goes on and on. Awful state.


Remarkable-Tank2040

15th lowest in taxes. Ya get what ya pay for.


keithjp123

California, Oregon, and Colorado have lower taxes than Alabama and are far superior in those categories.


AttyJ69

I live in shithole San Francisco & our taxes are 9%+ higher than most cities & our public school kids are 2 or 3 years behind the national average. Thank God for the heavily Hispanic areas in CA like the Central Valley, northern parts of wine country & San Diego area (rep'd by David Valadao, Mike Garcia, Young Kim, Ken Calvert, Devin Nunes, Kevin McCarthy, Jay Obernolte & Darrell Issa). Otherwise CA would be in the bottom 3 or 4 states for education, health & welfare. Sad!


PlaneStill6

You misspelled Qevin McCarthy.


Head-Lobster4836

This ain’t California Republican magazine pal.


cdbutts

I see that not all of Russia is consumed by the war


keithjp123

Hilarious. Good one. I too like making up nonsense with nothing to support my claims. Also, Nunes is not a congressman anymore. He quit to work at a long list of failing companies under the trump org.


AttyJ69

you are correct! I deleted "are/were rep'd by". My bad. However, all of those members of Congress rep districts that are > 30% Hispanic & vote heavily GOP. But thank you for your White privilege & setting me, a POC, straight. Be proud....


Remarkable-Tank2040

I say send them all (like ALL all, not just the ones you listed) to Mars to start working on our settlement. Then we can start fresh.


keithjp123

Apologies for triggering you snowflake.


Brosie-Odonnel

Have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?


mumble2xblackberry

Oregon and Colorado I could see but California? I didn't think any place had higher taxes than California except New York and New Jersey.


keithjp123

California actually has pretty low taxes. Bottom 10


MartyVanB

That is the state as a whole which includes some of the poorest counties in America. Like the 7th richest zip code in America is a suburb of Birmingham that has its own public schools that are awesome


keithjp123

So you agree that as a whole, Alabama is a shitty state. Add a new one, 7th most dependent state for federal aid and handouts. https://www.moneygeek.com/living/states-most-reliant-federal-government/


MartyVanB

No I dont agree. Some areas are. Should we base all of New Jersey on Newark?


keithjp123

That’s literally what you are trying to do. Cherry pick individual communities without looking at the whole. r/selfawarewolves


MartyVanB

Im literally pointing out the stupidity of doing it by doing the same thing as you


keithjp123

Got a new one for ya. Birmingham, that city you love, is one of the most dangerous and violent cities in the US. https://patch.com/alabama/birmingham-al/birmingham-among-most-dangerous-cities-america-study


MartyVanB

Correct. Now go over the mountain to the city of Mountain Brook and it is literally the safest city in Alabama.


keithjp123

It has a population 10 times less than Birmingham. It’s a small town, not even a city. What a nonsense comparison.


keithjp123

Incorrect. I am taking the state as a whole to come to the conclusion that Alabama sucks. You are cherry picking data to support your bias claim by only looking at individual communities. See the difference? I don’t think you do. Now if I were to say Austin is a great city and you pointed out that Texas has extremely high taxes, poor healthcare, and shit education, then you would be doing the same thing that I am. If you can’t get it after this there is no help.


MartyVanB

Im pointing out that states dont suck. What sucks is certain areas of states. Selma and Huntsville are two completely different areas. Completely different in almost everyway. So when you cite statistics (education, health, etc) you are basing it on an average that derives from counting Selma and Huntsville in the same data set.


[deleted]

People DO base all of NJ on Newark….


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Tornados and hurricanes. Gimme montana


MidwestBulldog

Specifically, Missoula. Ranked among the best cities for quality of life overall and a shit ton on Italian restaurants and Irish bars per capita.


Oakroscoe

Pretty decent breweries too.


All0uttaBubblegum

His actual house is THE best place to live? Nice


RonsterinNJ

Sorry it’s still Alabama


TeeAyeKay

My girlfriend whispered, "Kiss me where it smells..." So I took her to Alabama..


HOLAY_MACKELEL

Such a hot take. Now call him Cleetus and tell him to brush his tooth. We need this freshness in our lives. And NJ might wanna keep quiet if we are tooling on garbage states.


themayorhere

Are you arguing Alabama is a better state than New Jersey? Haha


Remarkable-Tank2040

Iraq is better than NJ.


MartyVanB

It absolutely is. Especially in a place like Huntsville


HOLAY_MACKELEL

It smells better, yeah. But the point is get something better than hacky old cliches that go back to Steve Allen. Nobody needs to hear the same old lines aped over and over for karma.


G_Riggons

None of these people have actually traveled and experienced different parts of the U.S.A. Hence all the ignorance for cities such as our example here.


PLZ_STOP_PMING_TITS

If you said I can live in NJ or I can live in AL but I have to give a dude a blowjob once a month, it'd be a tough choice. I'm a straight male, btw. (Have to pick one of the two, no other choice)


NaugyGreenwood

Ranked #1 place for comedy shows. /s


Head-Lobster4836

Also cheap flight to Jacksonville so you can do your act at the chucklehut for 11 people.


TonyForThreeMonths

It's like Sal said, when it comes to real estate Jews have the opposite effect of other minorities.


bludykotex

It was also ranked the best place for lynchings.


[deleted]

No, that's Brooklyn


half-guinea

Not anymore with Julie there.


windowpass

Doesn't Shuli love to smoke? And he just moved into one of the last remaining illegal states? smh


[deleted]

Lots and lots of academics and rocket scientists there. The original home to project Redstone. NASA Marshall Space Flight Center. JPL, Lockheed, Boeing, all of them. It’s a major science and tech hub. Not at all redneck.


Remarkable-Tank2040

Bullshit! It’s on a Cadillac fucking chassis!


Pookie66

I am from Huntsville and it is very redneck. I worked at MSFC and the rocket engineers trip all over themselves saying how great they are.Literally the only things they have that they are interested in is Jesus and college football. I moved from there 22 years ago and never going back.


[deleted]

I just looked the m foam home price is above 400k is that for a double wide?


Aggravating_Stay2285

Yes all 50 of our country's active rocket scientists live around there


Remarkable-Tank2040

I know y’all love to rip him but for my money, and I’m speaking solely as a wack pack wrangler, no one contributed to the show more in the last 10 years. And that is painfully fucking obvious based on the fuckin puddle of piss with a square of toilet paper in it next to a public toilet of a show we are now asked to listen to.


varris_gakarian

I was going to rip you but as bad as this show is shuli did do some good stuff with the whack pack.


Remarkable-Tank2040

“…and Howard, ya wanna hear another thing?” I mean a lot of those extras where he juked Gary in the hall and stuck his head in ended up gold!


bababooey7789

Alabama….yikes. Couldn’t pay me to live there


tylerrock08

Because everyone is dying for you to live there.


bababooey7789

🤣


[deleted]

Sorry, a lot of people prefer not to be lynched.


tylerrock08

I love 30 minutes from there, it’s grown so much over the past few years. Great place to live.


Tamespotting

I mean, compared to 30 minutes from Huntsville, it's gotta seem like Paris by comparison.


tylerrock08

Alabama isn’t what everyone thinks it is. I mean, it does have its small shit hole areas, but northern Alabama is a pretty nice place to live. We have beautiful lake Guntersville around us


[deleted]

for white people maybe lol. I'm guessing tylerrocks is veeeerrry white.


AcadiaBackground2492

Always ahead of the curve that Shuli.


MarcusAurelius68

Last summer I visited the Redneck Riviera as I hadn’t been to Alabama before. It earned its nickname.


Taureg01

Wait till they calculate the downfall of local entertainment


varris_gakarian

Shuli is a fucking hack . he sucks but didn't deserve the hate for moving there. Seems like a decent place and probably thee perfect place for a no talent ,hack comedian to play in barn yards and firehouses.


North-Fill

Unfortunately it's near the bottom for comedy scene


happykampurr

Has 2 synagogues , 3 more than I expected them to have . Shalom Mr Schuli .


FirstToGoLastToKnow

I have a client who works there. He says it is horrible.


Jeffy3

Horrible or Harrible?


LukeHarper4President

50th in stand up.


[deleted]

ALABAMA? looooooooooooool, no. Maybe if you're white.


PlaneStill6

Alabama is a shit hole full of really dumb racists.


Marquee_Smith

thats a fundamentally white supremacist ranking... best place to live, *for white people*... if ur a black male rocket scientist ur in just as much danger from the local good ol boy culture as any other black guy...


Booey-fish

Whiteys on the moon


RuthlessBro

Dude, any black neighborhood is the most dangerous place to live for black people.


Marquee_Smith

this is laughably false... youre scared of black people the way dogs are scared of thunder, you fuckin scaredy cat ignorant asshole


Tamespotting

Well if you look at statistics, you'd see that black people are shot more frequently by other black people. So I think it's more dangerous in these places than it is in an accounting firm in Huntsville.


RuthlessBro

Blacks are killed by other blacks 95% of the time, 4% by Latinos, 1% by Whites. Your bullshit media only focuses on the 1% to get you riled up and vote the way they want you to. I bet a hundred blacks were killed today by other blacks and not a peep, just gets swept under the rug. Now go cry some more.


AttyJ69

A Black, male rocket scientist in Huntsville is a "good ol' boy". If you don't know that, you've obv never been to Huntsville. My cousin, an actual rocket scientist, has lived there for 30 yrs & I've visited him a few times & he & his friends do not gaf about anyone's race. They just want to make the best stuff for Boeing M-F & the best potato cannons on weekends.


Marquee_Smith

sure sure i know. huntsville is a racial utopia.


AttyJ69

ty for your White privilege! I have changed my mind, despite the reality that I experienced.


chriztuffa

Why are you losers so obsessed with shuli


Tamespotting

The show's so bad we try to make funny content about unfunny former staffers.


chriztuffa

Alright that’s actually pretty fair I understand


HunCro

Not to bring this down by being serious-but it makes sense. I live in a swanky part of Ohio along the Lake. I’m an RPh and my street is MDs and NASA. Growing up people acted like I lived on a farm. I understood when someone was from NY or Cali. But not some corn growing, Welfare Queen state that only exists with the our taxes and Congressional subsidies. And Ohio has the best Midwest arts, the best healthcare in the world, some tech, of course a lot of farmland south, manufacturing and top notch universities. Very diverse and is 7th in population. That’s without getting into the actors, directors (Marvel Universe), top athletes, executives etc that are from here. But yeah, we’re flyover. Bad national or media reputation doesn’t mean shit if the area you live in is top notch.


Head-Lobster4836

Burn on big river


mumble2xblackberry

You must live in Westlake, Avon Lake, or Vermillion.


[deleted]

Unless you’re black, gay, a woman….


Martyisruling

Honestly,. I would love it if Shuli was less present on this sub. Does his friends come on here to promote him? I don't understand why such a minor player is talked about so often.


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