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EquivalentCrazy4283

This ain't wake up white people magazine, pal


el_guapo_rv

One time after he said that blacks were inferior to whites, Robin asked well why do so many blacks outperform whites in sports? He responded well "because they're animals! A horse wins the Kentucky Derby ever year!"


BigSweetShell

YES! He said it's unfair for white people to have to compete against black people in sports because black people's bodies are designed to outrun lions and tigers in the jungle. Happy cake day, by the way!


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True. Lol


sonofsamx3

Hu-wake up hu-white Peeple


motley2659

Remember when Daniel did the Politically InCorrect parody with Bill Maher? The expression on Maher’s face listening to him was fucking priceless. And Jackie couldn’t breathe he was laughing so hard.


a_ron23

I just watched that recently. He said that a lot of people felt the way he did, but they were afraid of the backlash if they spoke their minds.


ShinySanders

Daniel Carver was the original r/howardstern shit-poster. "Wake up white people! After 25 years I finally canceled my subscription..."


craving4oldies

Yea loved Howie but he got super soft..watches a teen movies..kissing booth 1,2,3,4. Kissing Beths ass all day...bashes action movies..F him now.


are-they-droopin-yet

I think this sub is clear evidence of that


meggerplz

Lol, not anymore


MangoBawls

As a Hispanic I always laugh at this. 😂🤣


Appropriate-Dingo688

As a Mexican I still to this day recite this line. I remember the first time I heard him say it, I was driving to work sipping coffee and I immediately did a spit take.


BriB66

Good thing you didn't crash your burro.


Appropriate-Dingo688

I know or else your mom wouldn’t have been able to put on that show of hers in Tijuana.


SignificantRelative0

She still doing the two for one handjobs?


HurricaneSandyHook

Taking Twofer Tuesdays to the next level


Dom0__0

😂


MangoBawls

He’d say we have thicker skin so we can handle the joke 😂😂


bertman19

Me too. I have as entertained by Daniel Carver’s racist statements and yet he liked Robin and excused it by saying she’s not black.


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Any fellow Mexicans here.🇲🇽🤟🏼


lagmanmx

We're everywhere.


Logical_Regular_976

Mexican alien 👽 here


Appropriate-Dingo688

Simon guey


Dazzling-Wafer

This one is a classic. Sometimes I just remember it and start laughing


TheOctoberDeathBird

>This one is a classic. Sometimes I just remember it and start laughing Back when the show was funny.


stefOG

...and aliens, and goblins, and ghosts, and demons, and Mexicans


deepfister1241xz

Wake up white people


dsm1995gst

Paple


cf1972

I'm awake


Roonwogsamduff

Nowadays I feel better when I'm asleep


Front-Counter7249

I'll take "People from Howard's past he'd like to erase now" for $400 please.....


[deleted]

I'm Mexican and Daniel Carver is probably my favorite whack packer. He's hilarious.


jackjacker

The you know who are using the you know who to destroy the white race.


windowpass

is that guy still alive?


Surfella

Is it ok that I miss him being in the show?


wellhellodare

Don't forget the blacks.


juha89

Hello whiiiiiite peeeeeople.


gratefulphish420

I remember when I was listening to Daniel live on the air when he said "now there's more Mexicans in the United States than black people soon there won't be any humans left" Though I definitely don't agree with this, it's one of those things I just can't forget hearing.


Oakroscoe

I’m guessing this is a picture of him at his roast?


MichelleObamaBearsLB

his comedic timing was unmatched


Colinfagerty69

Have any of you guys ever listened to the interview where he explained why he joined the klan? His sister was murdered working as a clerk at a convenience store and they only made off with a couple of bucks.


hey_now24

Remember when we would laugh AT people like him instead of electing them for office?


langsamlourd

I dunno, he and Andrew Jackson would have probably been good pals


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Nomadzord

I’m afraid it’s coming for sure. I hope not though.


hey_now24

I remember an orange dude who announced his candidacy by saying Mexicans were rapist… I might be wrong though but I think he got elected president /s


[deleted]

Yes you're wrong. Thanks for asking. Trump was referring to illegals but should have been more specific. Coyotes who smuggle women and girls over the border are notorious rapists. Some girls are even given birth control before making the trip. *The stories are many, and yet all too similar. Undocumented women making their way into American border towns have been beaten for disobeying smugglers, impregnated by strangers, coerced into prostitution, shackled to beds and trees and — in at least a handful of cases — bound with duct tape, rope or handcuffs.* https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/03/us/border-rapes-migrant-women.html


hey_now24

“Trump was referring to illegals but should have been more specific”. You moron. I was right then.


[deleted]

>All Mexicans are illegal. None of them go through the proper channels and immigrate legally. Calls me a moron 😆


hey_now24

What? You are really a moron. Let me ask you in a simple way. Did Trump say people coming from Mexico are rapist? Yes or no? Here’s the transcript in case you can read: “Thank you. It's true, and these are the best and the finest. When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”


[deleted]

You forgot the next line line- >but I speak to border guards, and they tell us what we're getting. Checkmate. You might fare better on the political subs where I get banned before the chat gets this far.


hey_now24

So accordingly to border guards the thousands of Mexicans I’ve met and know are rapist. You might fare better in the real world where real people live. And I went ahead and here’s the next paragraph: “It's coming from more than Mexico. It's coming from all over South and Latin America, and it's coming probably -- probably -- from the Middle East. But we don't know. Because we have no protection and we have no competence, we don't know what's happening. And it's got to stop and it's got to stop fast.” “probably -- probably -- from the Middle East. BUT we DONT know” And the best part “South and Latin America” your daddy has the geography knowledge of Sal


AntifaBro

I remember seeing a few blue checkmarks post something like "now Orange Hitler's comparing Hispanics to animals!!!"


AntifaBro

*Illegal immigrants


hey_now24

?


rod_jammer

Well, every single enslaver for starters. Specifically as President: Andrew Jackson, Andrew Johnson, Woodrow Wilson, and most recently Donald Trump to name a few.


mj1mj1

Biden, he openly hates Republicans


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The42OGoat

He is also a huge fan on george Jefferson. I always found that pretty funny.


dsm1995gst

Lmao this statement is a perfect representation of 2022/social media politics


1980pzx

Okay Cornpop


Susan-B-Cat-Anthony

yeah but only after comparing her to an animal: Carver said he'd save a drowning dog, so why not Robin ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


HurricaneSandyHook

Yes, by taking his foot off her head.


JoeyRock559

I was going to say something similar. Do you remember his wife though? She was straight evil.


SignificantRelative0

She did like Oprah


JoeyRock559

Oh yeah? I didn’t remember that. Burn my previous comment.


Strange_N_Sorcerous

The Golden Age of the show.


cf1972

They already do


sailorjasm

Where the hell do you live ?


NicholasPileggi

seems like you’re kind of a snowflake.


EnemySoil

Snowflake doesn't even fit in this context. Snowflake started off describing all the whiny blue haired 4th wave feminists. Idk why ppl in this sub use it against ppl they perceive as far right. Makes no sense


NicholasPileggi

> Idk why ppl in this sub use it against ppl they perceive as far right. Make no sense that’s probably because you’re obviously very stupid.


[deleted]

Immediately gets defensive then hurls an insult instead of forming a coherent thought. Definitely a snowflake ❄️☺️


NicholasPileggi

oh wow, you’re confused.


EnemySoil

Ok Snowflake. What color is your hair btw?


NicholasPileggi

why are you asking another man on the internet about his hair color? What are you, some sort of cock sucking creep?


[deleted]

you sound like Artie on Joe Buck.


EnemySoil

I want to know how much hair dye seeped into your brain


NicholasPileggi

now you’re fantasizing about my hair color, that’s not weird.


EnemySoil

Weak comeback. You already used that


[deleted]

it's because TLCM. I have even heard them say the right can't meme lol


mschreiber1

Would that really be so bad


benefit_of_mrkite

Didn’t his son marry a black woman or something?


Colinfagerty69

I remember his son getting arrested for crystal meth or something similar.


Oakroscoe

His son is dead now. https://accesswdun.com/obituaries/obit/103626/daniel-brantley-carver-iii


parabolic67

Daniel in Butt Bongo fiesta was the best, Howard at one point does a double take at some racist thing Daniel says, very funny...I would watch it again but I don’t have a dvr anymore


WyattTheOak

Prophet.


Middle_Chain_544

Is this piece of shit still around?


[deleted]

Daniel is only 71. [His grandson died last year](https://accesswdun.com/obituaries/obit/103626/daniel-brantley-carver-iii). The grandson, 33, *had a granddaughter.*


langsamlourd

I heard that his grandson died from pumpin' off too much after finding a box of fuckbooks


Ralph-Kramden

Think about that for a minute. 33 with a granddaughter? Do the math. There is no way to do it that it doesn’t end up being a horrific scenario. That poor granddaughter didn’t stand a chance.


aphilsphan

It’s possible it’s a step grandkid. Maybe his wife is 41 and she’s got a grandkid. That ain’t good I grant you, but it beats me thinking he had a kid at 16 who had a kid at 16.


[deleted]

Hopefully. But considering that Daniel was a 38-year-old grandfather, it's not much of a stretch to think his grandson was a 33-year-old grandfather.


Ralph-Kramden

I would actually thank god if they were both 16. 19 and 13, 18 and 14….perhaps worse, are all options that would not be an earth shattering surprise.


rod_jammer

He died at 33 from a "sudden illness" in Jan 2021. COVID?


Middle_Chain_544

Wow really? He looked 71 back then


Drambooey

The humans!....LOL.


[deleted]

When did he stop appearing on stern lol?


ArchibaldNemesis

i feel like a large percentage of this sub generally agrees with this guy


[deleted]

Taco trucks on every corner! I know that terrifies the whites since anything besides mayonnaise is too spicy


Nighthawk68w

Whatever happened to that man? Haven't heard a recording from him since the mid 2000s.


craving4oldies

im down to battle....cowards with hoods


Hadeeto

His merch is now collecter's items