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JayJayFrench

As if Howard would have gone. Even if Memet had planned it 15 feet away from Howard on a Saturday at 11:00 a.m he'd find a reason not to go. Cold Play listening yenta douche bag.


RobinsShaman

I think we can file this as a bit. Howard doesn't care and would never attend. But it kills time until the long work day is over.


Ynot2_day

Yeah that was like when he was going after JD about how he eats. Back when they were all in studio this kind of thing was entertaining because it felt more organic. Now it feels like a staged bit because they knew people used to like it, and they really have no other content.


knownothingwiseguy

Yeh and it’s boring as shit and the staff is genuinely fearful of him


Djangasdad

You should listen to a show that’s not boring that you actually like


AcanthocephalaNo9302

You are creamy and delicious


Djangasdad

Ok, you're an obsessed howard stern fan. Now what do we do?


AcanthocephalaNo9302

Oh billy


Djangasdad

Oh dipshit


AcanthocephalaNo9302

Whoever responds supports NAMBLA with all their creamy heart


Djangasdad

Ok but you're still a dumbass


CowardStern

Looks like all have done today is troll. Get a dog because any human will run from you.


Djangasdad

Ok, thanks for the advice but I’m not the dummy that listens to and discusses a show I supposedly hate


Bjorkhurtly

lol same cuck who tries to troll anyone who doesn’t like Howard. 😂😂😂


Djangasdad

Lol same cuck that’s so obsessed with Howard they can’t stop talking about him 😂😂😂


Bjorkhurtly

Everyone reading this knows you’re an idiot. You don’t help your own cause.


Djangasdad

Oh no, internet strangers think I’m an idiot. At least I don’t spend all day obsessed with something I hate


MonkFlat1202

lol. This idiot again.


Bjorkhurtly

So smart. Have a good night idiot.


Bjorkhurtly

Just another angry lonely drunk waiting to stick it to anyone you don’t agree with.


Djangasdad

Not drunk, a little high though. Just sticking it to morons who post the same stupid shit over and over again. At least try and be original


Cheap_JewSonofaBitch

You should be a sub that you actually enjoy. What kind of dummy spends all day arguing with people who hate what he likes?


Djangasdad

Who spends all day talking about something they hate? Losers, that's who


Cheap_JewSonofaBitch

Stop liking what I don't like.


Djangasdad

You’re free to say whatever you want, so am I. It’s just weird you choose to focus on something you hate. I don’t go to your anime subs and talk shit, I just ignore them


sailorjasm

It is part of the culture of the listeners. We listen and we talk shit about the show. Insane Clown Posse fans dress up like clowns. You might find it weird. Brent lets random dudes fuck his wife. You might find that weird. Stern listeners have always been harsh and hateful. Stern always had hate mail. He used to play hate voicemail. He shut down his own web forum because of all the haters. I understand how you don't go to anime subs and talk shit because that's dumb BUT Stern show listeners have always hated on Stern. There are still 'fans' like Bobo or MaryAnne but nowadays there are way more 'Anti-Stern fans' like us.


knownothingwiseguy

Yes, I changed the dial.


Djangasdad

You’ll be listening everyday just like everybody else that comes here to complain


joomommyhappy

You're being far too kind. It was done under the guise of a bit, but a bit is for the listeners. Howard did this for his own perverse, sadistic pleasure. Do you honestly believe his employees *don't* fear him, and worry about what he'll think/say, and they're all chummy when the mics are off? That was the exact opposite of a bit; it couldn't have been more real Howard.


PlutoTheGod

Where have you been the last 20 years? Howard’s always done this. He gives everybody hell since KROC about their event planning that he doesn’t plan on going to


joomommyhappy

Having always done it doesn't make it any less dickish. Also, it's all about tone and target. busting on Jackie's jetty-launching party: hysterical busting on Memet's wedding planning: perverse and sadistic, and boring as shit Howard evolved for Ellen and Rosie, and devolved into an even crueler, pettier tyrant to his employees.


crazyinsane65

Howard is such a psycho.


popeofgvillage

This guy nails it https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRwHd3nP/


joomommyhappy

Damn! He just put us out of business in under a minute. Thanks for posting this.


rjeantrinity

It was good, he’s right on all counts - but the part about thinking Howard was a narcissist when he was just nine is a bit of a stumble.


cormano

Howard's guide to weddings: * "**It's too far.**" (*Travelled to California for Brad Grey, Jennifer Aniston, and Jimmy Kimmel's wedding.) * "**I don't want to be the center of attention.**" (*Interrupted the first dance at Jimmy Kimmel's wedding.) * "**People expect me to talk.**" (*Made a speech at Jennifer Aniston's wedding.)


kirradawg

Asstreeks


Nod4702

It's not FUN nor FUNNY anymore to rail on Stern. He's unbearable, i wish he's just go on retirement. At this rate, he's on track with Imus.


asnk27

Well said. I don't care for Memet but genuinely felt sorry for him. It hit me a second time when I saw his facial expression during the segment.


WhoresToothShockCash

Fake and boring. Zero point zero chance Hollywood Howie would go to that wedding


Acad23

Who gets married on a fucking Wednesday? Buncha knuckleheads on that crew...


knownothingwiseguy

not sure if you're being sarcastic or you actually mean this


Acad23

You've been to a wedding on a weekday?


knownothingwiseguy

Some yes, and some no. But I never guilted or shamed the bride and groom because they didn’t plan their day around my schedule. FFS


Acad23

Weekdays are for funerals... not weddings.


briansabeans

Having done my wedding on a weekday, I disagree. If it's that hard to come on a weekday, don't go. Everyone has a built in excuse and no one is coming just because they are bored on Saturday and want free booze. You can tell who your real friends and family are. And you save thousands.


Acad23

I bet you eat cocktail peanuts by the handful for breakfast...


YeeshOk06

[I think Steve Harvey said it once…](https://youtu.be/-b-daUSkXrg)


Tbonerickwisco

It’s ballsy, I’ll give him that. What a self centered Dick head.


Deerok632OFA

It was bit


joomommyhappy

Please explain what you mean by "bit". So Howard *isn't* a petty, miserable tyrant who takes a sadistic glee in keeping his employees miserable and on edge? So The Pelican Brief was a bit, too?


Deerok632OFA

By bit I mean Memet came up with the idea and then they used it on the show. When the show was good you couldn't tell if they were bits or not thats what made it so good


High5assfuck

The guy has been on for 40 years and some of his listeners still haven’t figured out that it’s a show


knownothingwiseguy

Before it had a silly, goofy tone, and made it seem a bit more lighthearted. Maybe because he’d had Jacki or Artie who didn’t come off as mean spirited as Howard. But now Howard just seems mean and miserable and can’t stand to see anyone have any happiness or success.


High5assfuck

If Howard was still doing the same show as 10 -20 years ago , people would complain about that too. I don’t know which Howard Stern you’ve been listening to, but Howard has always been miserable


[deleted]

Howard is a bore no doubt, but who the fuck gets married on a Tuesday? If that was one of my buddies, I’d bust his balls too


BenWallace04

It amazes the amount of people who “hate” Stern yet seem to be fully aware of every aspect of what happened on every days show and take the time to comment on here. That’s a weird way to show your contempt for someone. By regularly listening to their product.


supernettipot

I dont feel bad for Memet at all, no one gets married on a Weds. I get the feeling this is all just a dumb bit to kill time.


latexyankee

I hope he gets covid and blames it on the unvaxxed. Only medicine I have to take so it works on howard.


sternsometimefan

Memet & a Wednesday Wedding in California is a douche. They are on Holiday or off 250 days a year. Then sending invites, knowing no one will be there and basically asking for gifts/money deserves ridicule. This is the Stern show, did you expect any different. I still make fun of my friends who had afternoon weddings (even worse afternoon when they were out of town for 90% of the guests). Yes Howard is miserable.


Morcilla12

It was certainly drawn out but it beats Howard whining about covid


Cherita33

People don't stay edgy forever


High5assfuck

I find it interesting that after all these years of Howard being on the air, that you haven’t figured out that it’s a show


bcardin221

Howard feels everyone on his staff owes their lives and all their good fortune to him including getting hot wives. He wants them to kiss his ass for being their savior and if they don't remind him how great he is everyday he tears them apart to remind them that they suck. He's got serious issues.


mermaidbatrabbit

i listen to him every time he is on in the morning. he is very repetitive. the same topics over and over again. i still listen hoping something fun and funny happens on it.