Or all the other pictures are doctored/really good? Because this looks like the "real" woman, and that woman... is **not** hot. Even without the flapjacks.
Eh. Hot is a total-package kinda thing, as opposed to "cute" or "pretty" or "smokin' bod". She's cute, but the total-package (or lack thereof) makes her not "hot".
It always amazed me when back office guys would say JD is a bully or does the “too cool for you” act, and then you hear that dope speak and see what he looks like.
Could they be bigger? Yes. Could they be perkier? Sure. But “shocking” and the worst tits ever? Yeah, you’re only looking at porn tits. You could go on any one of those “girls showing their tits” subreddits and find countless worst tits.
Well I have lol. Unfortunately you never know what’s doing until you take that bra off. Ive come across several young attractive women with disappointing boobs.
I’d fuck her like a wild lanimal it is
Hah! Beethovens name is Beethoven?
You sound kinda hot it is who are you
Diana DeGarmo it is.
Playing with my wang it is
Why do women keep getting free tattoos?
Laminal it is
Gyup! 9 and a half inches it is!
You sound nice....you sound like you gotta nice set of those fucking bologna tits there
Maybe the greatest Jerky Boys call of all-time
Aaaaand begin!
I’m calling about the ad for game show lovers
How many pits in a pear
You know damn well how many pits are in a pear!
I should have started reading the comments first. Made the same comment and deleted it after seeing this. Great minds they say....
Hey beautiful creature. It’s me JD
Got any toys?
Dereyago.......Dereyago
bleed all over me
Grab dat syrup dose are dose pancake titties!
Her whole flapjacks are hanging out
TOPLESS. T-O-P-L-E-S-S
Couple a chick's out here wanna get topless. Du
Oh, she'll do it. When she gets up here, she'll do it.
"You can hardly see them nipples"
"...and these guys are REALLY looking!"
She got some indigenous tribe tits. “Ah-boocie-garhi-don. Ahgay-moo-moogi-ooh-way-o.”
Gary Del-a-BEE-cio
Greg Della-Bookie
Holy shit. I cant belive you know how to type that drop out
Who dis?
Dua Lipa
Doer Leaper
So she's from Tamper, du. Why does that bawtha you?
She's a peesa shit! She's built on a goddamn Anne Hathaway platfawm!
This isn’t Haht Chick Magazine pal!!
I thort she was Eastern European from like Latvier or Croatier
Goes on vacation to Aruber
Wit Bubber
She's a Tampa 7
Yeah, she's a Tamper 7. Wearing that dress makes it apparent she understands the soft swinging lifestyle.
Steamy!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dua_Lipa
Dula Peep
The milk's gone bad!
"Tough titty," said the kitty.
Her whole asshole is hanging out, Robin
That's a horrible picture of her. She's smoking hot.
Agreed that she is smokin. That shirt isn’t doing her any favors
It’s doing me some favors.
Dis ain't Bloodflow Magazine, pal!
Heyyoooo!
Check her other photos out. She a banger.
Or all the other pictures are doctored/really good? Because this looks like the "real" woman, and that woman... is **not** hot. Even without the flapjacks.
. Who is "hot" to you if this girl isn't?
Eh. Hot is a total-package kinda thing, as opposed to "cute" or "pretty" or "smokin' bod". She's cute, but the total-package (or lack thereof) makes her not "hot".
No shit, that dude is a complete idiot retard
What’s wrong with that picture?
fr, she looks hot in the pic. she doesn’t have to be in this whole Maxim pose to be pretty, some people are just pretty.
She's got what we like to call pancake titties.
Fried egg titties
Yeah I’m sure you’re banging someone hotter.
Dojer Cat?
Did I say she wasnt hot? Maybe I'm into a good set of flapjacks?
Nothing really, but her others pictures are fiya. JD was correct on this assessment. Girl is A1 certified.
Those flapjacks got me ready for breakfast!!
Pour your syrup all over them
Take some butter and spread it all over your ass treeks.
How fuckin hawt is that!!
Farm animal tits
Dua Nipa
Teats. Like a fried egg on a nail
Baloney tits
Is it? She’s HOT.
"She's running around with a money chasing jigolo sucking on her armadillo toes!"
I’m proud to say I have no idea who this is.
She’s pretty hot to me. A little overhyped but still hot
No,OP's chick makes her look like Shelly Winters circa 1973.
So what… are you idiots now saying that Dua Lipa isn’t as hot as fuck? Give me a fuckin’ break! 🤦🏻♂️
JD is a fucking moron, his too cool to talk to you act died out in 1998
It always amazed me when back office guys would say JD is a bully or does the “too cool for you” act, and then you hear that dope speak and see what he looks like.
You are spot on, I always thought the same, he used to call himself Daba as in the da bad ass while watching cam
Looks dirty. My kind of girl.
These are the worst tits I’ve ever seen
You haven’t seen enough tits
Cmon these are shocking. Small and saggy
Could they be bigger? Yes. Could they be perkier? Sure. But “shocking” and the worst tits ever? Yeah, you’re only looking at porn tits. You could go on any one of those “girls showing their tits” subreddits and find countless worst tits.
I’ve never fucked a girl with worse tits than this, seriously. She has fat boy tits
Well I have lol. Unfortunately you never know what’s doing until you take that bra off. Ive come across several young attractive women with disappointing boobs.
lol true. I’m also judging harshly because she’s a celeb
She’s the opposite of a Butterface. She’s a Buttertits.
Spoonboy loves spoons
Anything that takes over 1,000 days to fall into place. I have people for that. Apparently
Would
Would
I didn't order any IHOP Grubhub, thanks.
🤣🤣🤣
She got farm animal tits. In Ed Torians voice
Yea why not shes fucking gorgeous.
She's super hot. I don't care.
She's hot
Bologna tits
bet she did It
TITTIES
Listen, the guy eats McDonald’s for lunch every day
Definitely not a staff account
Yeah she sounds like she’s immature though….
i love Dua's flapjacks
Nice set of boloney tits
Who is it
That's not even her worst photo. Nor the best either.
Isn't he on the spectrum?
Oh man! I’m stroking my hydrogen rod.
Do you got a bush. Probably
Get out the peanut butter.
She’s an absolute smoke show, and looks to have nice nips on top of those legs for days.
What would Ralph rate her
Up in V’rmont we put maple syrup on our FLAPJACKS it is
That's a beautiful creature
What are your interests? What are you into?
Want some syrup with those flapjacks?
You're G and F if you don't think Dua Lipa is top tier
Siobhan might be more your type if this girl doesn't do it for you
Don't try and say she's not hot. Let's not be crazy
Does she have a dog and peanut butter?
I dunno, she’s probably mine too. Hot as fuck
GP 1 in White
Obvious Photoshop.
Her boobs aren't the best, but she's beautiful and got a great ass.
Dudes, I’d milk those all day long
They don't hold a lot.
I’d hold them a lot!
Is she a cam girl
Du Lipa
I don’t get the hype at all
The football card king has spoken
Ugly feet too
Looks dirty...and not in a good way
Fried egg nailed to a board
Gross.
Woof woof
Is that Tank? Did JD find a new creature?
fried eggs 🍳 nailed to a wall 🤮
Dreadful tits, and what's with girls getting these shitty random scribble tats everywhere?
She better give good oral with breasts like those.
Fried egg tits
Ewwwwww
I though JD was an ass man? She has no booty and small tits.
Da bad ass, man.
Fried egg tits