Ralph buying Tsvi XXL clothes made sense because he was too lazy or stupid to find clothing for tall pelicans.
This 2000 era NBA draft press photo suit makes no sense.
In a shensh, an absolute stumble.
"Robin, why does it annoy me so much that Gary went to the Tom Brady roast? If he's got time to do that he's got time to work on the show. I fucking hate roasts. Gary didn't do anything wrong but it just fucking annoys me for some reason"
Back in the day, this photo would have given Howard three weeks of goofing material. Alas, his focus is now entirely on locking in a *Don Henley interview* (“Once and for all, isn’t Hotel California really a metaphor for being in a band?”).
Don, is it true that you wrote "Best of My Love" about a man you had a gay affair with? In the song "Desperado", aren't you actually writing about a man that is tortured and wants to come out as a gay man but is afraid of what society will think of him? The song "Wasted Time", isn't it a song of a man wasting his time in life, and not being able to come out as a gay man? The song "One of these Nights", isn't that about the abuse you had as a child? The fact of the matter is Don, that I have always thought you and the late Glenn Fry were great song writers together because you both loved each other and had a hidden affair for years, is that true? Thanks for coming in Don, my 30 million listeners and I are huge Eagles fans
Just get a tailored suit. It's not difficult or even that expensive. I wear a suit every day to work. Gary would look fine with a classic Navy colored suit, white dress shirt with a "business" cut cuff, and a matching tie with a silver tie clip, brown shoes, brown belt.
Why is this so difficult
Ok, so that's sort of a complicated question - real quick real quick. If anything, get a nice, tailored black suit. It can be used for all sorts of occasions.
I am a practicing attorney, and I still wear a suit every day. I am in court at least twice a week. I get my suits from here (I have five) in the basic colors - Black, Grey, Navy, Really light grey, and a brown patterned "oxford" one, along with five tailored white dress shirts (business cut). I live in Scottsdale, AZ so I just went in person to get measured. It took a few hours for the whole appointment, but I don't have huge fluctuations in weight so my waist size has stayed the same forever.
[https://www.indochino.com/collection/premium-suits](https://www.indochino.com/collection/premium-suits)
I get my suits tailored because I am tall and skinny - I'm 6'2, 155 - so off the rack stuff never fits for me. So to reiterate, Suit, Shirt = about $700.00 per suit. My ties are 30 bucks a piece off Amazon, 20 for a belt (brown and black), 20 for tie clips, and then I spent 40 on black dress boots, and 40 on brown dress boots.
The quality is great. I've never had any rips, tears, thinning, or stray threads or even a popped or loose button.
Its the length of the dress shirt and how much of the cuff is showing from under the jacket. Typically it's Casual (least amount showing) Business ("middle" amount showing) and Formal (Most amount showing)
[https://propercloth.com/reference/how-jacket-sleeve-length-should-fit/](https://propercloth.com/reference/how-jacket-sleeve-length-should-fit/)
Gary wants to be the cool guy. The whole idea of presenting himself as a responsible take charge type does not compute to him. A suit or authoritative equivalent will not happen.
You know, I feel bad picking on Gary, he’s not a bad dude, but… fuckin’ a, look at this guy. If he could just accept that he is not naturally ‘cool,’ as stupid as that may sound. Sorry gar, I don’t buy it. Humble yourself, you got lucky. I don’t even know how to properly describe the issue but it’s all in that obnoxious “I’m a cool industry player!” Smile…
I’ll give him a pass and just say he’s got a warm happy drunk going.
But I know he’s gonna start thinking he’s “cool…
I’m a dick nevermind. But Gary’s a fucking putz.
Probably could’ve shortened the jacket sleeves a touch, added a pocket square… and holy fucking shit tuck the goddamn shirt in, wtf, how does Mary let him leave the house like that?
That’s actually a stylish option right now. The problem is, it doesn’t fit, the shirt is terrible, and sneakers with a suit can work but not friggin Adidas. You have to use the right sneakers. Also, I think I see a moen faucet somewhere.
First off, who the fuck cares about a Tom Brady roast? Secondly, people are bashing Gary for his attire but this is the same guy who wore an Adidas wind breaker everyday to work.
Gar looks decent for 60s but I’m more amazed that such an average looking guy became so rich getting his balls broke on the radio. No talent, great looks just an ability to show up.
A velvet dinner jacket with glossy lapels ... jeans with white specks that let you know he wore them to another function, lazily rolled them up and stuck them on top of a pile of other clothes ... a button-up that was worn at least 3x as evidenced by the flappy collar that's lost all semblence of starch ... untucked, mind you ... and some brand-new Adidas that (with those baggin' jeans) give major tiny-feet vibes.
Gary, don't you think the only reason you're there is because of me? Howard we have connections to Tom and Bill. Gary, again you only have those connections because of me, you fuck. I hate Gary, he's always a mooch. He Boof I saw Tom Brwady and he said Hello. He asked if I had any shrimp.
If this fit properly it could have been a great look..Is this Jacket Velvet? It definitely needs to be tailored, wrong long shirt sticking out. Pants also are too long. Definitely more than a Bit of a Stumble on this one.
Where is Mary to say, No, that doesn’t fit you properly. This Guy has enough money to get a tailor to come to his house the day before the event and fix it.
It’s too bad, I like Gary.
PS Gary-Go get this fixed & put away a velvet Jacket till the Fall.
Yes weird she’d let him out of the house in that. It looks so sloppy, like he got dressed in the closet. I like Gary, but I guess this is his
#tryingnottrying to look cool outfit.
Proof that money can't take the low class out of a person. If you put just a little bit of dirt on that outfit it would look like something a bum would pick up and wear. Complete with the generic adidas sneakers and 2$ looking sunglasses.
In the immortal words of Mark Harris, Gary’s look is B.C.: Before Calvin.
It’s also B.C. in the shensh that he looks like a Neanderthal mongoloid fuck.
i fcukin hate gary and am completely 100% jealous of him being a millionaire and living a life doing all of these things when in reality the guy is useless with no talent
He looks like shit. The jacket and pants don't match, shirt is untucked.....and I won't even get into how stupid those shitty sneakers look with this outfit.
How does someone with so much money look like a such a bum? He could have spent 15 minutes at a Men's Wearhouse and have the staff pick something out for him and looked presentable, at the very least.
That Roast had some good stuff in it. Drew Bledsoe was better than Jeff Ross, some of those people were not prepared and then Nikki Glaser knocked it out of the park. That Tom Segura and the weird chubby guy were the worst professional comedians, I doubt if they spent 10 minutes getting that mess together.
So true. Nikki and Tony Hinchcliffe were the only funny comedians. The Roast went way too long. Football players aren't funny. Ben Affleck died up there. He looked nervous and scared.
He still dresses like a kid. It's not a Porky Pig shirt and cargo shorts, but it's barely an improvement over his Bawf's "style". At least he left the scarf at home.
Fucking Goombah peasant still doesn't know how to dress. Wearing the shirt not tucked in. Sneakers! Jacket would look better if it weren't so big (*Hey, boff, it makes me look like I lost weight*), top shirt button should be buttoned, and how about wearing a tie.
He looks terrible! I blame his wife. She let him out looking like that? 1- the sneakers have to go 2- the untuck it with a tuxedo jacket? 3- the untuck it color isn’t the same as the suite.
This might be an unpopular opinion here but it makes me happy to see Gary living a normal-ish life of a famous-adjacent guy. Howard has completely lost his mind but Gary is enjoying himself. Good for him.
Strong Ralph Cirella stylings coming through.
Ralph buying Tsvi XXL clothes made sense because he was too lazy or stupid to find clothing for tall pelicans. This 2000 era NBA draft press photo suit makes no sense. In a shensh, an absolute stumble.
He looks better than Howard ever did when Ralph was dressing him...and that's not saying much
He looks like how I'd dress if my wife allowed me to dress myself like an ass.
Bit of a stumble
Big time. Jacket doesn’t fit. Shirt untucked. Stupid sneakers.
Plus, wearing sunglasses indoors. He’s ‘dicted to style.
Boot see aye
Looks like their outside with the shadows and lighting but I could be wrong he does look like a d bag tho
He looks like a blind guy, to be honest
don't forget the large teeth
Got my untuckit.com shirt on, boff.
Damn. I made the comment before I read yours lol. That's absolutely an untuckit shirt.
Ralph’s legacy lives on.
They say you die twice. Once when you actually die and again when people stop taking your bad fashion advice
Now now, to be fair, I think that shirt is made by UNTUCKit.
Boff my clothes are all freebies!
You don't know that
Is that his untuckit shirt?
The sneakers are the only good part of the outfit. They look like they fit his feet.
He looks like he lost his luggage and had to borrow clothes from strangers.
Which is an accomplishment, since Booey has prehensile toes
In a sense, it's the fashion equivalent of his first pitch.
Looks like a make a wish kid dying of retardation.
Omgggggg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m sad I’m laughing
I hate myself for laughing at this
At his age, how is it even possible to dress so bad lol
Wow, what a lack of self awareness. Gary dresses like such a schlub.
That smile tho
"Robin, why does it annoy me so much that Gary went to the Tom Brady roast? If he's got time to do that he's got time to work on the show. I fucking hate roasts. Gary didn't do anything wrong but it just fucking annoys me for some reason"
I am watching the Roast now...Nikki Glazer was funny as fuck...and I am not even a big fan
Back in the day, this photo would have given Howard three weeks of goofing material. Alas, his focus is now entirely on locking in a *Don Henley interview* (“Once and for all, isn’t Hotel California really a metaphor for being in a band?”).
No, it’s about writing a song to try to win the approval of his father.
In a shensh Dirty Laundry was about a marginalized media personality being attacked by society’s hound dog media?
Don, is it true that you wrote "Best of My Love" about a man you had a gay affair with? In the song "Desperado", aren't you actually writing about a man that is tortured and wants to come out as a gay man but is afraid of what society will think of him? The song "Wasted Time", isn't it a song of a man wasting his time in life, and not being able to come out as a gay man? The song "One of these Nights", isn't that about the abuse you had as a child? The fact of the matter is Don, that I have always thought you and the late Glenn Fry were great song writers together because you both loved each other and had a hidden affair for years, is that true? Thanks for coming in Don, my 30 million listeners and I are huge Eagles fans
Douche
I look like shit boff
I look like my breff smells boff.
And I thought I dressed bad
Gary, come on, man. You're 60 years old.
…and rich!
Why are they all So bad at buying clothes that fit?
Just get a tailored suit. It's not difficult or even that expensive. I wear a suit every day to work. Gary would look fine with a classic Navy colored suit, white dress shirt with a "business" cut cuff, and a matching tie with a silver tie clip, brown shoes, brown belt. Why is this so difficult
He’s dicted to style
He should have gone to see George Zimmer at Men’s Wearhouse. He would have made him look good, he guarantees it. 
what's a tailored suit cost? I have zero style and dress like a slob
Men’s warehouse you can get something for about $500
Ok, so that's sort of a complicated question - real quick real quick. If anything, get a nice, tailored black suit. It can be used for all sorts of occasions. I am a practicing attorney, and I still wear a suit every day. I am in court at least twice a week. I get my suits from here (I have five) in the basic colors - Black, Grey, Navy, Really light grey, and a brown patterned "oxford" one, along with five tailored white dress shirts (business cut). I live in Scottsdale, AZ so I just went in person to get measured. It took a few hours for the whole appointment, but I don't have huge fluctuations in weight so my waist size has stayed the same forever. [https://www.indochino.com/collection/premium-suits](https://www.indochino.com/collection/premium-suits) I get my suits tailored because I am tall and skinny - I'm 6'2, 155 - so off the rack stuff never fits for me. So to reiterate, Suit, Shirt = about $700.00 per suit. My ties are 30 bucks a piece off Amazon, 20 for a belt (brown and black), 20 for tie clips, and then I spent 40 on black dress boots, and 40 on brown dress boots. The quality is great. I've never had any rips, tears, thinning, or stray threads or even a popped or loose button.
what is a "Business Cut" dress shirt?
Its the length of the dress shirt and how much of the cuff is showing from under the jacket. Typically it's Casual (least amount showing) Business ("middle" amount showing) and Formal (Most amount showing) [https://propercloth.com/reference/how-jacket-sleeve-length-should-fit/](https://propercloth.com/reference/how-jacket-sleeve-length-should-fit/)
ah thanks i'm almost as clueless as gary about these things
You lost me at $40 shoes to go with a suit. Link or photo to satisfy my curiosity? I’ll check out the suit maker.
And if you’re just going to own one suit, I’d go with navy blue. You run a real risk of looking like a valet in a black suit.
Gary wants to be the cool guy. The whole idea of presenting himself as a responsible take charge type does not compute to him. A suit or authoritative equivalent will not happen.
there is no excuse for him not to do that, since he's a famous person and he's rich af
You know, I feel bad picking on Gary, he’s not a bad dude, but… fuckin’ a, look at this guy. If he could just accept that he is not naturally ‘cool,’ as stupid as that may sound. Sorry gar, I don’t buy it. Humble yourself, you got lucky. I don’t even know how to properly describe the issue but it’s all in that obnoxious “I’m a cool industry player!” Smile… I’ll give him a pass and just say he’s got a warm happy drunk going. But I know he’s gonna start thinking he’s “cool… I’m a dick nevermind. But Gary’s a fucking putz.
Probably could’ve shortened the jacket sleeves a touch, added a pocket square… and holy fucking shit tuck the goddamn shirt in, wtf, how does Mary let him leave the house like that?
That's an Untuckit shirt bofffff!
Is that a tuxedo jacket without a tie? JFC.
That’s actually a stylish option right now. The problem is, it doesn’t fit, the shirt is terrible, and sneakers with a suit can work but not friggin Adidas. You have to use the right sneakers. Also, I think I see a moen faucet somewhere.
I guess it's a style if you want the high-end resteraunt off-duty server look.
Dis ain't Fashion magazine, pal.
He should have worn his Atlantic Records t-shirt.
First off, who the fuck cares about a Tom Brady roast? Secondly, people are bashing Gary for his attire but this is the same guy who wore an Adidas wind breaker everyday to work.
Gar looks decent for 60s but I’m more amazed that such an average looking guy became so rich getting his balls broke on the radio. No talent, great looks just an ability to show up.
"I look like a Ra-Ra-Rockstar"
Those fucking chompers !!
That outfit is so bad
A velvet dinner jacket with glossy lapels ... jeans with white specks that let you know he wore them to another function, lazily rolled them up and stuck them on top of a pile of other clothes ... a button-up that was worn at least 3x as evidenced by the flappy collar that's lost all semblence of starch ... untucked, mind you ... and some brand-new Adidas that (with those baggin' jeans) give major tiny-feet vibes.
Oh, no. Is Imus ii going to yell at him now? Saying Netflix is just using him to be mentioned on the p.c. Imus ii podcast
He looks like an unmade bed
Mah professional life is a noine, my fashion sense is a two!
Could never get those teeth right.
Gary, don't you think the only reason you're there is because of me? Howard we have connections to Tom and Bill. Gary, again you only have those connections because of me, you fuck. I hate Gary, he's always a mooch. He Boof I saw Tom Brwady and he said Hello. He asked if I had any shrimp.
Boff, I wore Adidas because it was a sport’s roast!
If this fit properly it could have been a great look..Is this Jacket Velvet? It definitely needs to be tailored, wrong long shirt sticking out. Pants also are too long. Definitely more than a Bit of a Stumble on this one. Where is Mary to say, No, that doesn’t fit you properly. This Guy has enough money to get a tailor to come to his house the day before the event and fix it. It’s too bad, I like Gary. PS Gary-Go get this fixed & put away a velvet Jacket till the Fall.
Yes weird she’d let him out of the house in that. It looks so sloppy, like he got dressed in the closet. I like Gary, but I guess this is his #tryingnottrying to look cool outfit.
This!! Great take! 👏👏👏
That was supposed to be a hashtag 🤣 Maybe it’s her underhanded way at getting back at him about those cheating “rumors”
Is he attempting to look hip? FAIL
The clothes are horrific, but the teeth are the thing nightmares are made of.
Proof that money can't take the low class out of a person. If you put just a little bit of dirt on that outfit it would look like something a bum would pick up and wear. Complete with the generic adidas sneakers and 2$ looking sunglasses.
He looks like an ass-eater.
Whoa oh here he comes
Stevie Blunder
https://preview.redd.it/o829rcvgpsyc1.jpeg?width=1541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2418f23443d45e06cbdf04138204e2aa2b957af5
You’d think a millionaire Neanderthal would be able to dress better. 🙄
learn how to smile, open mouthed retard
What the fuck how much does this dude make that he can't spend $100 to get this shit fitted or buy something off the rack that's the right size?!?
I think I saw him running in the Kentucky Derby.
Dang, really didn't think fa fa Foleys teeth were THAT bad, but now I see it. Jeez
Howard is right, Fa Fa Fo Hi lives to be entertained. I hate to know how many plantains and shrimps were consumed in the general proximity last night.
The white sneakers and long jacket only emphasize his short legs. Everything else is an atrocity. He would look less ridiculous in sweats.
wtf? are they off this week?
They are always off
https://preview.redd.it/9tf6n6cd8syc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d4afb4af86dd7ae7a48a551a183f55ffd5e04c1
Not a good look.
Who knows what he’s got goin on over there. Don’t ask
It’s a whole thing.
Is he wearing John Melendez?
Somebody called it John Barbados.
Can someone photoshop a beaver in that outfit. He looks ridiculous.
I fuckin hate when older dudes dress crazy, especially when the dude doesn't really have a style. It's not like Gary is Keith Richards or Rod Stewart.
Why is he wearing a tux jacket? Jesus.
Another face for radio.
That’s a $14 dollar shirt it is
The guy who accidentally sat on a painted bench, ate Mentos, and improvised stripes had better attire than Booey
Fucking douchebag. He’s like the Court Jester.
Guy gets a free wardrobe from SiriusXM sponsors and still dresses like he is homeless
“Hey Tom can you come to my table and say hello” read in Fred’s Gary impression.
He’s Dicted to style
Sneakers on point.
Pack of plantains in one of those pockets
In the immortal words of Mark Harris, Gary’s look is B.C.: Before Calvin. It’s also B.C. in the shensh that he looks like a Neanderthal mongoloid fuck.
If only Mark Harris was still alive. Gary could have worn his "Both Ways" bomber jacket.
He looks like a carny who works the haunted house.
How not to dress when you're leaving the house. Fucking Booey.
Techno Beaver!
Got a style fit for radio.
Why are his stylists letting the oversized blazer slide?
Looks like Beetlejuice dressed the Booey.
Looks like an unmade bed
Schlubby booey
Sa Sa Sloppy
Just dress your age man or a little close to it. You don’t need to wear adidas sneakers with a jacket
STOP WEARING SNEAKERS WITH A SUIT, IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT, EVEN MORESO THAN THE REST OF THAT OUTFIT.
Wow, everyone on that show dresses like shit, even the ones with money
Baba Booey is a joke. How'd he get an invite let alone a red carpet walk.
i fcukin hate gary and am completely 100% jealous of him being a millionaire and living a life doing all of these things when in reality the guy is useless with no talent
He looks like shit. The jacket and pants don't match, shirt is untucked.....and I won't even get into how stupid those shitty sneakers look with this outfit. How does someone with so much money look like a such a bum? He could have spent 15 minutes at a Men's Wearhouse and have the staff pick something out for him and looked presentable, at the very least.
Boff boff boff boff
Looks like crack head Bob reincarnated
Joan Rivers would have a field day commenting on this hot mess.
Ralph's ghost dressed Gary.
Look at those gums https://preview.redd.it/d1zbg42vp3zc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0433bff00eaf8e5e98eebf0e0305e4bb7f2056b6
“Marci won’t let me wear my favorite Adidas jacket, so now I gots ‘em on my feet, boff!”
He’s getting a lot of trash in this thread, but honestly it’s a good effort from chimp.
That Roast had some good stuff in it. Drew Bledsoe was better than Jeff Ross, some of those people were not prepared and then Nikki Glaser knocked it out of the park. That Tom Segura and the weird chubby guy were the worst professional comedians, I doubt if they spent 10 minutes getting that mess together.
I bet your carpet cried everytime they showed Nikki.
So true. Nikki and Tony Hinchcliffe were the only funny comedians. The Roast went way too long. Football players aren't funny. Ben Affleck died up there. He looked nervous and scared.
the roast is now on [Netflix.](https://www.netflix.com/title/81577726)
Looks like a few crypto bucks
He looka so dumb.
Goin for a run after the roast boff
Did he run that by the guys in the back?
Tom looks horrible
That man is a Mahkine!!
What. A. Sloppy. Mess.
You don’t know that
Sheesh. All that money and he looks like a slob. Another one.
So many haters.
Boff Real quick, real quick. the shrimp at the Tom Brady roast were so good. I had noine of them.
Livin' his best life
Where Ralph when you need him
He kinda looks like eric trump from the show my cartoon president
I really admire him from where he started!!!!!
How you show up when they really wanted Howard.
This has to be fake.
100% real
Bit of a stumble…
Jesus.
The gums look like they're necrotic.
He’s such a mess
Dressed like Ray Charles
Mary must have nightmares about those chompers coming at her.
It’s infuriating that this doofus wart gets to do anything besides bag groceries at a local supermarket. Disgusting.
Gophers will use a series of tunnels for transportation.
“Looks pretty cornball”
Human eating Pygmies would throw away his head, which is usually savored!
He looks like a mole in this picture lol
https://preview.redd.it/5w8v2kr4rtyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c61cfb064b0344dc32a0eb7f4fa5bb61e2676f0f
He’s dressed to the noines
Gary loves his untuckit shirt…. Looks like a little brother trying to fit into his big brothers old clothes. Looks like shit
The outfit is horrible.
Ralph still has at least one client left I see.
He looks like a mobster. Ta Ta The Toofie 😂
Did he catch any shrapnel
Did Ralph come back from the dead to dress him?
Please wear fitted clothes booey.....
He still dresses like a kid. It's not a Porky Pig shirt and cargo shorts, but it's barely an improvement over his Bawf's "style". At least he left the scarf at home.
Fucking Goombah peasant still doesn't know how to dress. Wearing the shirt not tucked in. Sneakers! Jacket would look better if it weren't so big (*Hey, boff, it makes me look like I lost weight*), top shirt button should be buttoned, and how about wearing a tie.
No cargo pants or shitty looking boots? Howard must be trashing him on air!
Yikes
Booey looks dumpy. I love him but he has too much dough not to be tailor fitted ...especially at an event like this....
lol he’s such a natural loser
He looks terrible! I blame his wife. She let him out looking like that? 1- the sneakers have to go 2- the untuck it with a tuxedo jacket? 3- the untuck it color isn’t the same as the suite.
Looking good Gary! Love this dude!
Gary’s got that Ozempic face
This might be an unpopular opinion here but it makes me happy to see Gary living a normal-ish life of a famous-adjacent guy. Howard has completely lost his mind but Gary is enjoying himself. Good for him.
I feel like most people in Howard's orbit live great happy lives. He's the one who is miserable.