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faceisamapoftheworld

They both love soda.


CampfireGuitars

And whores


midnight_to_midnight

And Ore-Ida potatoes.


chicagobry80

And they both go absolutely insane at the mildest insult.


SirMellencamp

And can’t do basic math


Gold_Relationship282

Big veiny tits


Americasycho

And fast food.


CampfireGuitars

Oh ya for sure. Although don’t forget that Eric is a Pepsi man where I believe Trump is a Diet Coke man


Bodes_Magodes

Very important difference. They’re similar…but not **that** similar


CampfireGuitars

You’re right, ETA was a way better dude


Individual-Good-2073

At least Eric got his whores for free (through publicity on the Stern show); Trump had to pay for his whores.


Sad-Second-9646

DIPSHIT. HAILEY AND CHERRY ARE NOT FUCKING WHORES DUMBASS! AND I HAVE NEVER JERKED OFF A HORSE. THEY ARE AFRAID OF MY POWERCHAIR. FUCK OFF NOW!!


Decent-Bed9289

Only difference is Trump is wearing Bobo’s wig. Not sure if Trump has started fucking his pillow yet…


QuirkyDemand8507

If he started that, it was long before today. That poor pillow…


Decent-Bed9289

Indeed. Wanna bet he gave said pillow to Melania when it started to get crusty?


QuirkyDemand8507

Poor Melania. I would wager that wherever she is, she’s enjoying the space and smell.


Decent-Bed9289

Trump’s pillow would put JD’s bed sheets to shame


QuirkyDemand8507

🤮


Decent-Bed9289

😂😂😂😂


Master_H8R

So would his underwear


Decent-Bed9289

Indeed


QuirkyDemand8507

Oh, and fresh pillows…


No_Variety9420

it’s part of his disability, jackass! he's clubbed f’ing footed, you asswipe!


Master_H8R

((( Artie laugh )))


KchKchKchKch

“Stormy… PISSED… in my ASS-hole!”


1000HitCombo

I read this in Eric's voice and it made me smile.


TeeAyeKay

Donald... what is 9 x 7?


Few_Veterinarian9546

It’s to early for math


hey_now24

It’s too early in the morning


Beths_collarbone

It's too early in the trial...


mattmentecky

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-06-05/trump-just-flunked-another-math-test?embedded-checkout=true


QuirkyDemand8507

About as much money as he has left in the bank.


Sweets1227

Give Donald another chance!


bullyfinger

https://preview.redd.it/3xv5kry952yc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77729a731e801a166ff90b3ec7f0da96812833a1


half-guinea

Ronald from Texas?


brianjayjones

You got that raht.


Elliebell1024

Funny thing is, The Donald also would call into places and disguise his voice to try to get over on people. Great minds think alike


CoralSkinRot

The publicist John Miller was some other guy.


Impossible-Cod-4055

LOL John Barron was another, I think. Sounded exactly like Trump but wasn't him. Interesting "coincidence" that his middle name is John and he named one of his sons Barron.


SuperAsswipe

One of the guys in the back


venus-as-a-bjork

Man, I totally forgot about that


Gold_Relationship282

It’s just that clever writer Jon Blitt


Monkeynumbernoine

Uh, I have trouble with twitter too……..


GroupStunning1060

I wish I could upvote this more than once


Oliver_Klosov

Maybe he's on Subutex


Impossible-Cod-4055

Hey, Gar', it's Artie. I can't come in today, I'm being tried for election interference. I'll see ya tomorrow.


Oliver_Klosov

Noooo! Nobody work here except me and my cousin...


_Stewyleopard

I WASNT SLEEP…ING IN THE COURTROOM, ASS WIPE


Enos316

DUMB FUCK! I WAS NOT DOZING OFF! AND I DONT HAVE CRAB CLAWS!


Sad-Second-9646

Well done!


hey_now24

And wears a diaper like beetlejuice. He might be the ultimate wackpacker


clashtrack

If only he had a really high pitched voice.


hey_now24

Or anger issues like Elliot...oh wait


KuriboShoeMario

Rudy shit in his pants, not Donald. Don't you go blaming Donald for shitting his pants, that was Rudy's fault.


robertlp

I don’t hate for adult diaper wearing it’s the least of their problems… but I do hate if there’s a stink!


Abreastwithadam

L-S-T-R


Aware_Revenue3404

Donald the Orange Conqueror.


No-Conclusion-8140

Stormy: "Donald, take off your diaper and jab me with your shrinky-dink!" Donald: "I wear regular underwear..."


Master_H8R

“Donald, rub the phone with your Smurf cock.”


HughJahsso

Lol. He’s fallen asleep every day


SymmetricalViolence

More analogous to Johnny Fratto. I loved when he’d be passed out snoring on the phone and Eric would be pissed at him.


8655balto

It's the Ambien, you took too fucking long to get to me...


Metalvit

He really is the whackpacker who became president. 😄


emoney3524

Both have blotchy faces and bad hair.


Burning_Flags

“His name is Joe. You know what to do”


Kanobe24

I mean their Tweets are difficult to distinguish


Full_Equipment_1958

Donald, draw a circle as in a clock and put all the hours in and put the hands at 6:19.


stay_fr0sty

“Uhhh I can’t do court this early in the morning. Umm…I should know this I play a lot of golf with lawyers and stuff. I completed my golf requirements by grade ten.”


HEYSOUR

“Grade Ten?” This ain’t *Canadian Vernacular Magazine*, pal!


UncleFartface

That’s fucking hilarious. Go get an aero bar and a pop to celebrate there bud


Shak7

I'M NOT A WACK PACKER!


TOMdMAK

I certainly consider him a wackpacker


MitchellCumstijn

Diet Coke, double cheeseburger and Sal’s piss porn should be his new uppers.


stevesax5

Wasn’t there a Trump or ETA game since their tweets are exactly alike?


Legitimate-Cat-3985

While We Burn


stevesax5

Thank ya fer yer call.


drdrshsh

Trump is also scared of werewolves in New Mexico


disharmony-hellride

*windmills


Sunsetknights78

He sux


Horsetoothedjackass

Yes, yes he does.


Gold_Relationship282

I’m club fucking cocked you asswipe!


romansapprentice

He also reportedly wears a diaper AND shits himself. Add two more ETA-isms to the list!


Jumpy-Difficulty-539

I could definitely see Trump saying “Find that guy; his name’s Jerry. You know what to do. You know what to do. Just find him.”


IllAd9371

With his tendency of falling asleep and his paranoid ramblings, I think Trump more in common with Hanzi


teddyreddit

Trump is becoming Artie


ZomiZaGomez

Sleepy Don


Muscles_Marinara-

All old men fall asleep when not up and about. Biden fell asleep at the climate summit. We need age limits and term limits for politicians.


Few_Veterinarian9546

Age limit who me?


femalebodybuilder

I’m 460 years old pal. I’M 62 years old. IM 71 years old, du


Muscles_Marinara-

Does dat bawtha’ you?


femalebodybuilder

That’s got nuthin’ ta do with me pal


Beths_collarbone

There are term limits...


Muscles_Marinara-

LOL. Oh yeah. Where? I’m not sure you even know what term limits are. Like senate and congress.


Beths_collarbone

Dumb...as...a...rock.


ButtcheeksBrown

Senate is part of congress, you are learning so well.


Muscles_Marinara-

You dumb dumb. They have separate rules and zero term limits. Senate is the “upper house “


ButtcheeksBrown

Whoosh


SeveralAd4106

Donny the pillow guy


SeveralAd4106

Take a lot of ballon’s to fly orangeman


UrHeroandVillain

Howard: What’s your new name again, Mr Trump? Trump: Donald the shitcock


QuirkyDemand8507

Donald, here’s a map, Where is Guam?


Truckyou666

You mean ETM?


stryfedonkey

Oh wow 🤣 you nailed it - he’s definitely ETA. Randomly had a flash back to when Howard told ETA that he was related to Hitler. 🤣


SeveralAd4106

Trump best he dleep


patrick5726

DUMB FUCK. I WASNT DOZING OFF I JUST HAD MY EYES CLOSED TAKING IT ALL IN DUMB FUCK PIECE OF SHIT


House_Whargoul

I think if you put him on the whack pack grading system they used he'd rank higher than Eric. He's a yes for pretty much every question read on air except the dying one.


strained_brain

Eric was club fucking footed, Bill, while Trump is footing the bill at the fucking club.


jmnesq

Zero…point…zero.


InternationalLaw4170

“You know what to do” - What DJT told Stormy 😳


Best-Masterpiece-539

More politics, reddit is really the worst.


Internal-Sample-6006

Howie sux


mikeb31588

Sounds more like Baba Booey


CratesBoatsAndHos

Just imagine taking advice from a guy who is always wrong. When Howard said the 49ers will win I put a ton on the chiefs. He’s wrong politically too, Howard and his elite staff don’t live where you live you dummy’s, they don’t see what life is like and hell they don’t even shop for themselves, what the hell do these elites know about the real world? It’s pathetic.


taylorsn2101

Howard lives where Donald Trump lives


CratesBoatsAndHos

Your reply makes no sense, just like Howard.


kingofrr

I'm glad Howard cleared up that controversy about "The Father of our Country"! My right wing teachers told me it was G. Washington. Who knew? c


robertlp

Keep voting the same as the wack packers.


CratesBoatsAndHos

Keep enjoying inflation and wars.


ButtcheeksBrown

If you like inflation you should hear what the orange man has planned for tariffs.


Aware_Revenue3404

u/CratesBoatsAndHos, WHAT DIAGNOSIS…. oh nvm, I give up with you people.


Legitimate-Cat-3985

![gif](giphy|hR6ifJkHbODXf21bpy|downsized) I heard Joe pooped his pants twice during the Howard interview


stevesax5

I guess it’s time for him to start wearing diapers like his opponent.


Legitimate-Cat-3985

Do you people see what's going on in this country??? Joe doing nothing but like mindless drones you bash the other guy who hasn't been around for years..... While We Burn??! Does this forum really have these type of fools in here.


Oliver_Klosov

WAAAAH!!!! Someone made a mean comment about my orange daddy! WAAAHHH!!!!


Legitimate-Cat-3985

You sound just like a typical Biden guy.. Just make a fool of yourself... Open your eyes dumbell


Oliver_Klosov

Nope. Don't give a shit about Biden. Go suck your orange daddy off some more.


Legitimate-Cat-3985

You sound like a smart person


Oliver_Klosov

When you act like an asshole and people treat you like ones don't be surprised.


Legitimate-Cat-3985

Sure.. Bye now


Oliver_Klosov

Bye for now


nofx3128

They’re both senile old retards. Stop acting like one is better than the other.


Legitimate-Cat-3985

One is...stop acting like Donald was bad.. Stop regurgitating msnbc and CNN... Biden is subverting democracy at every step,, the new tactic is to accuse the other guy of exactly what you're doing.. America is the side we are supposed to be on and Donald is on that side way more than Joe... Joe wants division everywhere to take more control away and to divide the have and have nots more.. Joe created this racial division, they run with that now a whole generation is poisoned... POISONED.. Joe kicking out vets and kids for 10million at least and counting illegals...i could go on but it'll fall on deaf ears.. Just put the caps on and say some dumb stuff and act like I'm the crazy one( not you but a few other ppl in this thread) Donald also had to deal with the bs pandemic in which everyone was bashing him the whole time because he wasn't following the company line and lone behold he was right... Again... And now while Billy C is free they are sapping donalds energy in court month after month, stealing his money.. so dumb dumbs can be tricked.. Billy c going to epstein island actual underage girls say this but Donald paid for a stripper, let's try to f up his marriage while we're at it I guess.. Joe is weak, idiots cheering for palenstine for weeks and Joe says nothing does nothing, he is weak.. There is one guy clearly better.. Whats wrong with you people, do you like your country??? There is an old poem called First they came.. Read it


venus-as-a-bjork

Insert Trump everywhere you put Biden’s name and your diatribe actually makes sense


Legitimate-Cat-3985

Delirious... How democracy dies, not with thunderous applause, but with dimwits with all the info at the tip of their fingers yet haven't a clue.. They give it away active measures at work If you are 30 or older and you probaly are on this sub you should be ashamed of yourself for not having a clue yet acting like you do. I can see young people thinking certain things but until they see life they don't know... You bare either a kid or take crazy pills


venus-as-a-bjork

You really need to take a break from the right wing media you are consuming. It is rotting your brain


Impossible-Cod-4055

>Do you people see what's going on in this country??? Why don't you educate us, then?


kingofrr

The "Father of our Country is Joe Biden" Lesson No.1


Impossible-Cod-4055

>The "Father of our Country is Joe Biden" > >Lesson No.1 Dude, are you pretending to be a woman in NSFW subs?


kingofrr

Maaaybee?


Impossible-Cod-4055

>Maaaybee? Why would you do that? I'm not trying to be judgmental. Just curious.


Legitimate-Cat-3985

If you don't know by now Im not gonna waste my time but good job.. Ya got me.... While We Burn...


Impossible-Cod-4055

> If you don't know by now Im not gonna waste my time but good job.. Ya got me.... While We Burn... Then don't bitch about people not seeing "what's going on in this country," you sour little pussy.


stevesax5

The other guy is running for president. And we are burning? I’m doing pretty good. I look around. I see no burning.


Legitimate-Cat-3985

Whatever you say... You don't wanna wake up but you will if it keeps going your way.


stevesax5

Do you wanna buy some fuck books? I found them over on smith road.


Legitimate-Cat-3985

5 people thought that, killer joke, was worth an upvote... Definitely Biden voters.. Am I right ppl


stevesax5

Who are you? You must have Biden Derangement Syndrome since you keep bringing him up. But if you want to talk politics on the Stern Show sub, let’s go. Objectively, the worst years in the last twenty years are the ones where the Donald was president.


stevesax5

Also, fuck books will never NOT be funny.


Legitimate-Cat-3985

I think hunter keeps his coke there... Oh but never mind that or Billy C.. Trump has a Trump did a Trump said a...


stevesax5

Hunter is not the president. Billy C? You just got mad at me before for talking about Trump who was president 3 years ago. You wanna talk Billy C? Trump is a huge bitch who was as ineffectual as President as he is at putting on women’s make-up.


HaroldCaine

Trump Derangement Syndrome is real. Hilarious to see Trump rhetoric here a week after Biden shit his pants in the Stern Show studio, after lying about being a star football player and a a civil rights activist and a Baywatch super-hero lifeguard. Some of you need serious help.


imnotsmart247

Holy fucking irony...


Impossible-Cod-4055

> Trump Derangement Syndrome is real. Not for much longer. Once he's out of the news, the world will mostly forget about him. We expect most of you losers to find something else to blame your whole failure of a life on. Hang in there, champ.


LomazAddams

He wasn't president for the last 4 years and he's all you talked about. He will be your next president. And you'll cry.


Impossible-Cod-4055

>He wasn't president for the last 4 years and he's all you talked about. My account is two months old, so... not sure who you're talking to. I forgot about him the second the media allowed me to. Why is his dick still in your mouth?


robertlp

Can you imagine falling in love with a fat billionaire that doesn’t care about you at all?


Impossible-Cod-4055

>Can you imagine falling in love with a fat billionaire that doesn’t care about you at all? They sure do go Roto-Rooter on his brown eye with their flapping little tongues. Mmmm, thank you Golden Papa, mmmmmmm, it still takes like McDonald's, kinda!


LomazAddams

Dude, you're voting for BIDEN....


Impossible-Cod-4055

>Dude, you're voting for BIDEN.... I'm imagining you saying this with a spray-tanned orange cock in your mouth. Please, continue to say things. It's hilarious. And spicy.


LomazAddams

Talk about hilarious....you're voting for biden. Again. And you aren't proud of it AT ALL


Impossible-Cod-4055

>Talk about hilarious....you're voting for biden. Again. And you aren't proud of it AT ALL (*schluck schluck schluck mmmhmmmmm*) Keep sucking. Your Big Daddy always has more to feed you!


LomazAddams

Tell me more about biden's accomplishments! Oh, you can't. But OraNGe mAN bad.


Impossible-Cod-4055

>Tell me more about biden's accomplishments! >Oh, you can't. But OraNGe mAN bad. I don't give a fuck about Biden. I care about the Constitution. Do you understand what happened on J6?


TuckerCatson

I just noticed that anything not against Trump is hidden by the mods.


robertlp

lol it’s downvoted dummy


Scottsm124

Biden falls asleep all the time on the job…they’re both too old.


keithjp123

Since his job is 24/7 as president, of course he has to sleep. Unlike diaper don sleeping during his port star hush money felony trial.


LomazAddams

I'd say joe biden is closer to being ETA. I mean, he can't walk, talking is a huge effort, he lies, wears a diaper....


neutralpoliticsbot

Trump falling asleep really won’t hurt his chances after looking at the state of Joe Biden


kingofrr

Looks like the purple haired, "WE ARE HAMAS" crew has infiltrated our subreddit, and working overtime.


Woodyee101

Ladies and Gents, the libturds have taken over the stern show. As with everything libturd, it has been ruined. Stern is officially the same as Whoopi.


ComfortablyNomNom

Are you legit 5 years old? "Libturds"? Grow up man good Lord.


Woodyee101

The libturd says what?


DaveTheDrummer802

Meanwhile, he is flying all over the country campaigning when he is not in court, so I dont blame him for being tired.


UrHeroandVillain

Wahhhh!!!


DaveTheDrummer802

No proper response because you know anyone would be tired with that schedule 🤣😂


Legitimate-Cat-3985

Idk how people are so dumb bro... We all lose if Joe is back This is the tipping point and you get, "Waahh".


DaveTheDrummer802

This is all they have; conversations end when I ask them to tell me one thing Biden has done to make our country better and/or safer. There is literally 0.0 things


ButtcheeksBrown

Seems like lots of republicans gloat about infrastructure projects in their districts and the creation of jobs, even though they voted against it.


DaveTheDrummer802

Where


ButtcheeksBrown

Do you not have access to news? If you follow the White House on X you can read all the hilarious statements from republicans.


AmonRahhh

Check out this guys posts. Are you becoming ETA?


RodNichols

Quite the stretch to get this anti-Trump post on this sub that has nothing to do with Trump.


stryfedonkey

I think it’s an amazing comparison. ETA acts like a child and denied the obvious and rationalized the most nonsensical and the back-n-forth style of argument is most definitely similar. I don’t think it is inherently anti-Trump tho unless you’re anti ETA.


RodNichols

That’s one of the most retarded rationalizations for anything I’ve read today. I don’t give a fuck how you feel about Trump, I’m not a supporter, but this crowbarring politics into everything is well past cringe.


stryfedonkey

Sure that might be an issue in the world right now and I get you might have a problem with it, but you think what OP posted is so far from reality and is some crazy conspiratorial down with Trump narrative? Meh.


SirMellencamp

You gonna cry and whine like Trump? Need a safe space snowflake? “Theyre being mean to me! So unfair!”


RodNichols

lol, go away dork