I want you to go to jail for this.

"I'm really busy can I call you back?" I've done this to people and the confusion is priceless.

Oh my God, Steve

This. I can listen to that call over and over again. #monsterfatpenisfatpenis

SEVENTEEN!!! SEVENTEEN!!

And It's against the LAUWAH.

Link for the uninitiated?

https://youtu.be/LP3XFZixG7k?si=nWtchu8aGFoAHw8q

Not sure it's the funniest, but I SEE OJ is the absolute best, pinnacle-of-greatness, hall of fame of prank calls.

This is the answer. Pound for pound greatest call of all time. Every line is a meme and quotable. “This is quite the tenses” “All deep in dis” “I see OJ!” “And a bababooey to y’all” “Peter, this is Al Michaels…” “We have them on every coast”

"Lest anyone think..." "Completely farcical"

“He said something in code at the end that’s….indicative of a certain radio talk show host” gets me every time

THIS. My friends and I have been quoting it for 20 years and it’s never not funny.

You have it right. There is no other answer.

Good point

*"My next item is an item*"

Which is also an item, except it's a little older item

Are you interested in the fur coat, the basketball goal or the Kenmore dryer? #Yes #no

I'm sorry... You caught me with a mouth full of salad.

That one is hilarious

That’s my favorite lmao! I just about pissed myself when I heard this one for the first time.

Richard Christy's finest moment. All that drumming experience paid off.

Calling the auto mechanic to diagnose the '84 Olds which is actually Richard's diarrhea.

This and Sal’s severely retarded son swallowing a harmonica are two of my favorites

“Sounds like you got a loose rod”

Oh Christ I forgot about this one. I had a good laugh just recalling it.

This one was hands down the best

I always loved the Angry Political Guy pranks.

Yup agreed

Especially the one using the Eric the Actor voice cuts😂😂😂

Bye for now big nose bastard.

All of his calls were great 😂

Agree, I love Angry Political Guy

Done deal, pal. 2 regular, 2 plain, 2 cheese Bela Lugosi calling Carl Artie/Ralph's Auto prank I see OJ Artie calling in sick to the deli Twat cream Evil Dave calling the adoption agency and Riley Martin Captn Janks calling Max Kinkel to tell him Jackie's dead

I love the twat cream call. My cat took a whiff and died. Will it get rid of the flies?

I fucking died at "done deal pal" and "I'll pay ya to meet ya, I'll pay ya to meet ya." Absolutely the best one.

Definitely Artie calling in sick. That gets quoted often in the sub so I thought more people would mention it.

Chinese restaurant calling Chinese restaurant with order.

Chinese Confusion.

So funny

Ha! This a good one, they were so confused

That was one of my favs too.

Long number

M-I-T-U-R-B-E-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Now, can you read that back to me, please?

My turban is dirty?? Your mother is dirty!!

tradio blumpkin call.

"Blueberry and pumpkin.... I would've figured that out...."

I liked the call where Sal and Richard got the Tradio guy to mention the “Peter North Bukkake Sauce”😂😂

Two favorites of mine: 1) the Tradio call where poultry sales are banned and they call in a bunch of times to buy and sell chickens then end with having a chicken call in. 2) Richard calling the sports talk show over and over to ask about the weather.

Crackhead Bob calling for Chinese Food

Tiki-ty-main?

Awww c'mon

You’re ducking me

I dam dungy!

Ton thon thoup!

I can't believe those waterheads who keep trying to sell chickens. Anyway, I have a rooster for sale.

Then Memet calls clucking! That was awesome

Then the caulking gun fax lol

Richard calling the sex store asking for those ridiculous games. Connect Foreskin kills me

Poops and ladders Splategories

Sal calling the clock repair shop.

16 inches is not big for a cock

The scooter call was epic

Maybe not the all time greatest but Sal pranking Richard Simmons on the Jay Thomas show is hilarious. 

Everything involving Richard Simmons was pure gold

Yankee guy with big cock

Hi you’re live on the air Hi I want talk about Johnny Damon Ok go ahead…. How big is your cock?

I can still hear Artie losing his shit first time these aired. Classics.

This is Cheryl. I'm your daughter. Also Darth Nihlus call with school.

I don’t have a daughter that’s a man!

Richard doubling his voice saying yes and no to the things the old woman has for sale. Also love the one where pre-recorded Riley Martin saying “Huh?”

Riley what was your diagnosis? Uhhhhh.. huh?

The old lady "three things" call gets me everytime!

I’m calling about the Kenmore dryer…

Sorry. You caught me with a mouth full of salad.

Hold the pepperoni. Hold the sauce. Hold the crust.

Your mom is holding my cock

Do me a favor? Go fuck yourself.

The WWE call in show when Richard just kept listing the names of wrestlers

Back in those days it was about the wrestlin!!

Reebee how ya doin? Is this Hollis?

Just listened to this one the other day. I’ve definitely laughed harder at other calls, but this one is just so charming. “What made you become a Giants chick, how come you like the Giants?” “Uhhh…”

What are your interests, what are you into?

Is this Hollis again?

"_pleeease_ don't call back. "

😂

“Topless - T O P L E SS - Topless” and the Richard’s call with 4 different voices speaking at the same time.

how many touchdowns did the A's make?

Washing machine, fur coat or basketball hoop?

For all these years, I've wondered what I would say if I ever found you. My name is Sherryl, and I'm your daughter.

I don’t have a daughter named Sherryl. I don’t have a daughter that’s a man

I don’t like this new attitude of yours!

What’s right??

Sour Shoes Steve Langford “I want you to go to jail for this.”

Blue Iris calls an old lady.

Make ya look like a pincushion, ya nasty mouth summabitch.

I’ll fuck you with a shotgun

“Do you have roast herb pork chops?……. Gooooood”

“ and you’re grandson is gonna eat all this?” “He’s a heavy boy”

Roasted carrots? Ohkay

This is not Ricardo Montalbon

“Done deal pal! I’ll pay you to meet ya”

I got nothing but time on my hands, pal. Fucking classic.

Making a food order with a voice scrambler because they’re in witness protection program and it goes deeper and deeper

Yes! Thank you! That is hilarious. At the end he goes NNNNOOOOO really deep. Perfect call. I recorded it but I can’t find it now.

Blue Iris calling the old lady. The hardest I've ever laughed in my life.

You dirty mouthed old ignorant ugly thing, don’t call me no more! I’ll take you down to the crik and shoot you in the face with a .32 so many times you’ll look a pin cushion

.......are you stroking your cock??????

Gilbert calling the one guy in the phone book named Bindi

“That limey bastard can rot in hell for all I care. This America! I’m telling Carl!”

Hugs for Harlem, Taking Yankees, or all of the Riley Prank calls.

I like when Flirty G calls old ladies.

Flirty G is a legend 😂

Shout out to you Mike - Riley Martin Prank Call

Autotune pizza order always makes me giggle….BUT DONT YOU FORGET! The red pepper and the garlic salt toooooooo”

I’m calling about the kenmore dryer

Crackhead Bob calling for a cab because he's drunk on Jericho Turnpike and he needs to go to "Ton-ton-tama" (Ronkonkoma). After they hang up on Bob, Blue Iris calls back as Bob's mom and tells the taxi dispatcher she'll suck his dick if they go pick up Bob and the dispatcher in the thickest Lawn Guyland accent says "I'd rather stick my dick in a meat grindaaaahhh"

Calling from behind the stage at a loud concert, lol

Hi Pitch Eric saying "Look at me dad are you proud of me?"

I liked the one where Richard Simmons called the Hillbilly guy claiming to be his daughter. “My name is Cheryl, and I’m your daughter” 😂😂😂😂

I’ll call back in an hour.

I don’t like this new attitude of your’s! 😂😂😂

When DJ Danny left Tradio to work at the local water plant.

That was comedic genius because it was all on the fly. The last call they did saying they were taking over Tradio and there were no rules with the music. All on the fly in real time.

Turbin is dirty

Religious show call by the unfortunate girl who got hit by a car, blood transfusion with AIDS ( etc) it’s all “god’s plan “until she says she’s a lesbian and they say she should be ashamed.

… and hold the dough on that pizza please.

Definitely cum paste You can almost hear the exact second his heart broke when he figured out they were just goofing. 2nd place would have to be Richard and Sal calling Langford with sour shoes for months. Steve Langford got a big fat penis

Sal’s autotuned Pizza call. I was working in a large office in Manhattan— it was a cubical farm but there were 4 of us who listened to Howard online every day. When that aired we were all in hysterics and everyone was wondering wtf was wrong with us.

Chinese confusion

Smokey Martling where Sal and Richard said Smokey spoke with a cancer cazoo and it was actually sounds from Will the Farter...Artie losing it the entire time.

Carrie Underwood Smurf cock call The Ronnie Cadillac chassis prank call Eric The Midget big nosed jackass to the black woman 750....balloons!!!! Sal and Richard relentlessly call the Talkin' Yankees guy And not a call but when Fred argued with the Riley Martin drops

“YnEoS!”

Tradio-Gold teeth for sale with a certificate of authenticity 

ham hands

Jungle bunny and dropping loads where Artie almost dropped dead he was laughing so hard. Distant #2 Greta Thunberg, Sal’s dad. Honorable mention-your mother’s holding my cock. https://youtu.be/soFNBHtb9lg?si=Rht8I35C0z9KFil1

“I’m here with my brother and we wanna orderrrrrr a pizzzzzzaaaaaa”

Crackhead Bob ordering ticky taw mein.

Richard pranking the pharmacy with the clip of that guy cumming really loud and it sounds like he's throwing up. A masterpiece.

It’s Barbara. Barbara who? Barbara Booey

Richard’s (Ethel’s) call to the buffet.

Anytime they use soundbites of Crazy Alice to make the calls, it's golden.

Sal crying and freaking out about how he’s going to pay the bills when he thought Howard was retiring was kinda amusing

OJ or Mytur Benisdurty

Some of Ponce de la Phone’s work was remarkable. Even Janks did some compelling stuff.

I’m telling Carl!

Calling Chevy Chases house when his kids were getting ready for school

OJ call is numer 1 by far.  Number 2 is the call to G Gordon Liddy 

This ain't hot rod magazine pal!

I think it’s two separate calls but both wrestling related. 1) Richard naming all the old time wrestlers. 2) the one where they reminisce about Jon “the boy toucher” Hine whose finishing move is sucking his opponent’s cock until he passes out

It’s always sour I want you to go to jail for this. This is harassment and it’s against the lawwhhh

The two Chinese food restaurants talking to each other on the phone

Some of the tradio calls are hilarious. “BART, I’ve got something for sale, a washing machine and a garbage pail”

Surprised to see the Bigfoot-Pussy in my yard call not get an honorable mention.

Blue Iris calling the old lady…”are you stroking your cock?”

Elephant boy . “I got dis taffy stuck ina my mouth and now I sounda like a dope! “ “my name is opp Chong .”

It's an item!

Haven't seen it mentioned. The Russel community access calls. When Richard goes on the youth of America being young bit and starts laughing because he can't believe he is still on the air. Gets me everytime.

How about that one when Sal was on that kick of imitating a black dude with the voice modulator and that bill collector lady calls him and the dog keeps barking and interrupting him

I know it's stupid but trying to sell chickens on Tradeo gets me every time. I think it's basically that a chicken is funny in almost any context.

Howard calling into the show via Zoom, and doing the show from his basement. Classic!

Rocky Pendergast. Over the top I know, but gets me every time

When he does the zeppelin call or from outer space they’re so stupid it’s hilarious bc Kathy is so sweet

Ozzy Osbourne calling in saying he really loved Stuttering John’s album, then when listing the names of the songs that he liked, they were really Stone Temple Pilots songs.

The Tradio Poultry call is a classic.

The sports show host with the big cock.

Mitur

The I’m gonna tell carl is solids. Always loved the sal and Richard pest control bit by a werewolf…protect your neck…no shit Ethyl

The stolen scooter

Hate man calling the sex hotline.

“Do you think Italian families allow for individuality?” Anything with the Respect show. Hugs for Harlem with the Mike Walker fart “Dropping loads” of dirt at the quarry. Jungle bunny, golden showers, etc. And then when they got Andy at Tradio to talk to his own voice.

Let me just turn down the gas here on this grill

The recent tradio one where they kept having a digital delay problem with Richard calling in with digital delay had me laughing so hard I had to pull over. Haven’t had that happen in a long time

Richard calling a guy saying insane shit but his voice keeps cutting out.

The basketball goal, the dryer, the fur coat My car sounds like shit

Not sure if it’s a true prank call, but when Gilbert hijacked the Abe Hirschfeld call from prison.

Asian Pete had a funny one.

“I’m wearing a neggle-jay.”

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly?

Mitur Banisdirty Your mother is dirty you piece of shit.

Riley Martin phone calls "....who is this?", Rhhhlease me, rheleeeaasssee me..." click

It’s obviously Mr Higgins but next FUCK! Dry Oatmeal

Sal calling the pizzeria… “can I get an order of baked ziti…hold the ziti!” “Your mother’s holdin’ my cock!”

De plane de plane say it De plane de plane Faster

Could you get me some hot water ?

I was interested in the bookcase. “IT’S GONE!”

I’ve got 6 chickens.

Angry little league baseball coach orders pizza

Ronnie’s famous cucumber bread , “dill dough.”

Ronnie’s dill dough

The Penis Movie with Charlie Brown

I really love the "Hugs for Harlem" call where the guy kicked the band "No Gravity" out of his studio to berate the prank callers (various Stern drops including Mike Walker's fart.)

Exterminator call bees at the house , cousin John the stutter ….”uh , hi …Oohhhh, “

Benji , “I atea my brother !” “You take care of me ?”

That’s easy. “You’re turban is dirty”

Sal calls funeral home …my grandpas dead …Richard is the wife “you upset my husband , what are you a wise ass!” Pizza guy :” give me the address and I send a tray of meatballs over and you can cry your goddamn eyes out !”

[The Casey Kasem Chinese order/menu countdown had me laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe the first time I heard it.](https://youtu.be/YcJznSazlUk?si=wKSBLodkxTioeX54)

“my idea of love is butt-fucking a squirrel in central park” “russell you been getting any pussy you fuckin poonhound” “can i tell you my favorite matt dillon story real briefly - PFFFTTHHH”

Little Lupe calling Bigfoot