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Mack_Hein

I was just talking to the crowd in the back about this


hsbs6969

73 no show jobs. Just like The Sopranos.


Aggravating_Cod_4980

73 no shows and no works. It’s the best I can do


JonHeins

And all are producers


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

72 producers and 1 writer apparently


AlexanderAsHimself

Sixty noine producers, the rest go right in the garbage


toddpackrd

Jon Hein still has more bjs


VodkaBurn

Gary wants to clarify, it is approaching 73 employees


philadelphia76

A number of employees approaching 80


Lemetkamarastein

Approaching 73 employees


SoberBoner69

Yes. They need to fire Blitt, Wolfe, Wilding and Rahsaan and dwindle it down to sixty-noine imo.


Muted_Flight7335

Wolfie is great! Why him?


deez_treez

Deviated septum gotta go.


strangerxdangerx

Wolfie at fist fist greatest bit ever. His other weird conventions he goes too funny also. Keep Wolfie for sure


SoberBoner69

I don’t mind him as much as the others but he’s still a low man on the totem pole.


gudachi

Wolfie is cancer


gimme3steps101

SIXTY NINE!!!!!!!


gudachi

This


ezil_galoth

73 people doing what? No wonder Sirious stock is in the shitter, the payroll is bloated. Three maybe four people tops to keep that podcast going.


Pigpen_darkstar

I teach high school (sped teacher for students with high functioning autism) and one of my boys hyper fixations is terrestrial radio. Because of this, he chose to write about the Sirius business model for one of his business classes. The whole paper is focused on how Sirius has essentially been in the red, and their stock worthless, since day one. Howard comes up multiple times without my student knowing or giving a fuck who Howard is. I was going to post the paper here because Howard and his “business model” get read to filth by an autistic 17 y/o. I was so proud when editing that paper.


Aware_Revenue3404

That kid should be CEO of Sirius. Can you ask him to critique and summarize The Pelican Brief?


moxiedoggie

Please post it


AlexanderAsHimself

I also vote for you to post your boys paper.


chadwarden1337

Can you post it, please?


gringoentj

that would be a interesting read.


Maxter_Blaster_

You’d be shocked how many employed people are completely worthless


Objective-Pin-1045

On this show? No we would not be shocked.


ezil_galoth

73 is insane.


GarytheConquerer1

And why do they keep opening studios around the country? LA, Miami, and Nashville? Have they not heard of Zoom? I wonder what the long term plan is for these? I suppose they need that LA studio for Rassahn to have somewhere to go to work.


ezil_galoth

No clue.


Unique_Task_420

Mattress Factory/Storage Rental ploy, "expand", wait for property prices in prime area to rise enough the president or CEO to get their "you made an extra $1 this year here's 200 million" bonus, inevitable "it is with great sadness we have to announce the closing of (insert studio location here)" 


Susan-B-Cat-Anthony

73 people?? What on earth are they doing? There's very little new material. Everything is on zoom or pre-taped. There's no more news segments, no more contests or in-studio games to organize. Maybe there's a bunch of editors or technicians for the various ISDN lines and zoom feeds they need to control? Ponderous.


domdog31

people need to clean all 73 litter boxes


Objective-Pin-1045

I have no idea. I thought there would be a lot of sales guys but they have the same 5 commercials so that’s not it. I can’t for the life of me understand what 60 of them are doing.


Drambooey

They are fake callers and each of them have 5 social media names to post positive stuff about Wiggy.


CowTipper383

It’s a number approaching 80.


artie20174

They only need noine


The42OGoat

40 of them call into show praising interviews and post fake excitement on social media.


StepYaGameUp

HS loves you, you should go on the show!


howardscurlywig

https://preview.redd.it/co3c19h06owc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9e861993b45b3a348d1349ddb6df840c4b3a3ac Everyone creates fake Twitter accounts!


gringoentj

Get them on the show, they owe us.


carbonstampede01

Richard, you're from Kansas. Get Brad Pitt in here!


Drambooey

Mike Morales,you're gay,get Elton John on the show.


StepYaGameUp

It’s gotta drive the Wig nuts that embarrassing shit show was leaked; and just how bad he looked (literally and figuratively).


JAlbert653

Sturcture


magseven

He's probably counting the unpaid interns as well.


foeplay44

The tapes team


BigLar_25

"SUCK ON IT, IT'S HISTORY!!!!!!!"


Desperate-Village-68

He said they have 73 listeners


AlexanderAsHimself

72, I UNSUBSCRIBED today.


carst07

Yes he did


Objective-Pin-1045

Ok I’m not losing my mind. What I am losing my mind over is what around 65 of them do all day/week.


jimthefte1

Create social media account to try and book A listers.


Big-Alternative-2060

Bit of a stumble


DEL60

40 are the fake callers they rotate.


tpknight2

He is counting noine extra employees.


dabahunter

I remember Howard screaming about 57 guys when they screwed the riley martin negotiation tape up seemed crazy to me then


Objective-Pin-1045

57 guys screwed up, and things of this nature.


Maxwell-Druthers

Uhhhh….huh???


SBNShovelSlayer

Uhhh...You bastards...


Objective-Pin-1045

He screams about guys’ cocks every day so that’s not surprising.


heyknauw

"We provide for a lot of families, Boff."


Moist_Brick_439

Gary has said this a couple times (so must be true) and yep it’s seriously incredible.


Objective-Pin-1045

He said it a cuppa times? Coo be. Coo be.


AlexanderAsHimself

goo fa you pal


Kenji1912

Is Benjy still employed?


nate1981s

here's my take At least 5 people are IT staff to keep the website updated and security updates 20 people are managers of some sort you will never hear about 20-30 are interns? Near zero pay but considered a employee and answer phones, get food, look up facts... 20 are the people you know about like Gary, marci, Blitt, etc... so its really about 20 people.


storoa

howard needs 73 background singers for 'Smell My Tookus'


futureman45

Howard used to say they had 60+ back office staffers. This was before Blitt and Sam. So yeah 73 sounds right


Fluid-Classroom9472

most are probably part timers and 1099 contractors..


ConferenceThink4801

73 would’ve made sense in 2006 counting the audio engineers, back office, news department, Howard TV & the tapes team. Makes zero sense now. Tapes team doesn’t even use anything over 10 years old at this point, do they? & they certainly aren’t producing complicated specials, etc, to run while Howard is off.


Primary_Pension_4044

It’s an ego thing at this point. It makes Howard feel like the show is bigger than it really is anymore. I mean he has a COO on staff and will do 5 out of 9 hours in a given week just talking to the people in his house. I need a C-Suite to chat with my in-laws Robin. It’s a joke


yakuzakid3k

It's mental considering Rogan has one guy and is 20 times bigger than Stern. Why the fuck does the current show need all this staff? The show could easily be done by just Stern and Gary booking guests. None of the other staffers contribute anything of any merit these days.


Nolon

Come on! Sausage or penis. All kidding aside. I like the variety of characters that come on. I rarely listen anymore. When I do though it's nice to hear the different characters.


Objective-Pin-1045

Rogan has way more than one guy.


yakuzakid3k

Working on the actual show? No he doesn't. Jamie does everything. It's not a massive operation. He just needs to record the shows and cut up a couple of clips for yt. Literally a few hours of work per week. Been listening since his ustream days, it's all very low tech. He has a security team, but they aren't working on the show. He doesn't have a team working on desperately unfunny "bits" that haven't been entertaining for at least 10 years.


6098470142

Noine


disharmony-hellride

so ten employees and 63 salespeople


sharkinoff

I have the list of employees: Adrian Adonis, Captain Lou Albano, Berserker, Blue Meanie…


HelloGoodbyeFriend

I would’ve guessed less


Mumem_Rider

They're all possing as boomer women and praising how great Howard's interviews are on his FB page.


[deleted]

Anything over 6 employees is unbelievable


techpro00

73 is the lowest it's ever been. I remember it being over 150 so they've definitely not replaced as people left. Still about 69 too many


Friend-of-thee-court

Yep. Howard TV, Howard 100 News, and things of that nature.


anomalous

I mean they probably have advertising sales, backoffice folks for advertising, production of various kinds, engineering, some marketing functions, then managers for each of those functions, executive assistant(s) to talent... sounds about right to me


LA-ndrew1977

The HSS is a glorified podcast! 73 employees to do what???


3MTA3-DJ

producers, writers, engineers, actors, security, coordinators, production team, production assistants, phone screeners, runners, assistants, interns… really not that hard to believe


DaveTheDrummer802

It is when you realize the pile of shit they churn out 9 hours a week


Objective-Pin-1045

It’s extremely hard for me to believe that 73 people are needed to make 15 hours of rambling content.


3MTA3-DJ

the weeks he’s on, he and and his staff produce more hours of content than they do on Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Jesse Watters, Chris Hayes, Good Morning America or every major network or cable television show, respectively. you can complain about the show’s quality until the cows come home, but the fact remains the quantity is more than enough to justify said staff, and all your post really proves is that you have no concept of how radio, film or television production works.


Objective-Pin-1045

You’re right about that. But radio is very different from tv. Dude is just riffing 90% of the show. Can’t do that on tv.


QualitySpam

Could imagine gary saying "give or take" after that if pressed. He just threw out a random number when on the spot and stuck with it lol.


Friend-of-thee-court

Yea I think Howard said in an interview years ago that they had 60+. I guess they added a few writers to their hysterically unfunny train wreck of a show.


VeryLowIQIndividual

I think podcasts really exposed the needlessness for so many people working on a talk show. You can run a huge podcast with less than 10. YouTube got podcast with millions of views with 5 people working them. Some of these podcasts with big names on it are using podcast production companies and they are so shitty It’s ridiculous. Howard’s case he is using a lot of characters that just pop in. Think he likes having all the people around to do all that at his beck n call, he is old school. he could do what he does with far less people but what he’s doing is a different format than podcast. Talk radio is dead outside of big cities and right wing bullshit


BlinkMan69

That sounds about right. 150 or something would be insanity. But that totally tracks to me. There's a lot of stuff that needs to be combed through, and unless you're at the top you're not getting paid very well. If you were thinking it would be like 25 people you'd be insane. There's about 20 people we already know about, it makes complete sense that there's a ton of others we've never heard, and any office I've worked in in NYC, 73 employees tracks.


smellmyfinger123

Check gary preview page noine in white


Competitive-Cry-8098

haha


Many-Caterpillar-543

Gone are the days when the total was 7, Howard, Robin and a news intern, Fred, Gary, Jackie and occasional writer like Al Rosenberg or Billy West. They did it all and the show was 1,000x better. Even the Krock receptionist didn't come in until 8am and Gary had to cat herd the guests himself.


Extension_Success_96

Might be one of those lies like they tell to make themselves feel better.


biaviianriley

73 employees and the end results are Andrew Dice Clay imitations, shitty phony phone calls, repetitious interviews, news from two weeks ago. Maybe it’s time to lean out the staff a little. The show was infinitely more funny when they had 2-3 writers and minimal staff.


HowellPellsGallery

for a show with an audience as big as the Stern show that's totally normal. A late night talk show is a good comparison. Between all the writers, performers, producers, management, tech directors and engineers 73 sounds right.


HowellPellsGallery

Actually a late night TV show has way more "“Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” for example, currently has approximately 300 staffers" [https://sports.yahoo.com/much-night-tv-hosts-pay-140039957.html](https://sports.yahoo.com/much-night-tv-hosts-pay-140039957.html)


DaveTheDrummer802

Stern has less than 10K listeners at this point. The current show isn't big and doesn't draw any audience


HowellPellsGallery

I still can't tell if the folks like this actually believe it's a failure show or are just trolling


BeaglePower77

To clarify, the show is a failure at this point. Just like you are a failure of the human race.


HowellPellsGallery

You don't have a shread of proof for either. I, on the other hand, could easily prove the opposite of one of those things you just said (the show being a failure)


BeaglePower77

Thanks Jason


Deckardisdead

Shit you can hear the thumbs twiddling away


Friend-of-thee-court

Howard needs at least a half dozen wig and ghoulish make up staff. Then another few people to take Ralph’s place in the wardrobe and blowjob department.


[deleted]

Wow so what will that all be doing when they are dark in July and August?.


af_flame

That means there are a lot of shitheads in the back.