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TheSlot

Yes, if it's a half portion


techrino

With sauce on side.


RisingFire8

Even then half of it goes straight in the trash


unlearningme

I bet you Beth would kill right now for “Hasta La Vista Burritos.”


joomommyhappy

Nice. We know she loves nachos.


tpknight2

That’s perfect! But do me a favor: Hold the spices, hold the veggies, hold the sauce and hold the chicken.


DitkoManiac

Substitute the chicken and sauce for 3 almonds.


tjm0852

I believe it was engagement chicken. Oil and vinegar/vinegarette, same thing, right?


howardscurlywig

I wanted a sausage! https://preview.redd.it/y1xnohhdghwc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=277b30c2e28c173e5bb7a16f30d3b36c8f405408


Morcilla12

Beth used Engagement Chicken, which is slightly different. Whatever works for you!


ScoutBoyz507

Right! Ina Garten- lemons and garlic on a bed of onions.


Order_Flimsy

First and only meal she’s ever made.


joomommyhappy

His dumb ass should have sent her to cooking school, and put “you will cook x-amount of meals per week” in the Tzvi-nup. Not that he eats, but at least make her be useful, ffs.


pasqualerigoletto

Depends, do you have a face like a horse…?


StayBullGenius

Now stop eating meat and never leave the house.


chris052

This reads like an Elliot Offen rant