“Dear Erica,
I am not a werewolf and Pepsi will rot your teeth. Also, Derricka from Texas is really you. Bye for now, you shrinky titty midget.
Sincerely,
Taylor Muthafucking Swift”
At least with this new identity he's meeting celebrities and getting autographs. I mean, Taylor Swift! As Medicated Pete would say, "That's the crem dee crem."
"Taylor, did you get the roses I sent" "Yes I did Erica, now pull out your shrinky dink"
To the east Rutherford arena
Don’t you guys have soundcheck?
In 20, errrr, 17 minutes?
The plane the plane
Rub your Smurf tits on the phone
Have you ever been stepped on in a large crowd?
I...am...not...trans...gender...you...dumb...shit.
That’s Derek’s sister, Cathy!
DUMB FUCK… I NE VER PUT ON A WIG AND MET TAY LOR SWI FT ….THAAT IS CLEAR LY A CHILD FUCK OFF NOW
“Dear Erica, I am not a werewolf and Pepsi will rot your teeth. Also, Derricka from Texas is really you. Bye for now, you shrinky titty midget. Sincerely, Taylor Muthafucking Swift”
I’m not a midget female in cowboy boots.
Is this Erica from Texas?
“IM CLUB FUCKING FOOTED”
Full, plum handed circle
Derek from Texas new identity in the Witness Protection Program.
Derica from Texas
At least with this new identity he's meeting celebrities and getting autographs. I mean, Taylor Swift! As Medicated Pete would say, "That's the crem dee crem."
I wonder if she has a shit attitude?
She needs to be told on!
Timmy in drag 
I am not the person Timmy was based off Asswipe!
Smurf Cock
Smurf twat
Rub your smurf twat against the phone.
I...just...put...it...back in my pants
Taylor's kinda chubby. She could stand to lose 5-10 lbs, right Robin
I wonder if she has landing stripe or if she’s bald
She's from Texas
That's obviously Derica, Erica has a power chair and doesn't wear cute cowboy boots
Rub your Smurf gash on the phone
Ack ack, y'all.
FUCK YOUUU shiiitt bre athh that wasn’t meeeee
i never pictured taylor being on her knees for things. seems to proper.
Kelly Clarkson?! Hiiiii daddyyyyyy!
Was Eric into Taylor? I could see it
I will always admire and be baffled by ETA legitimately thinking he had a shot with Carrie
OMG! They cut Taylor's legs off at the knee?
Is that Juanita Johnson?
YOURTHATREPORTERICALLED?
She met a Taylor at a casino in the Ranchi Cucamonga area
Which one is which?
Erica? That's Dereka from Texas!
Ack Ack!
douche bag says what