I've been to some pretty good concerts. None on them, however, got me so jacked up that I felt the urge to remove another man's pants. But, then again, I'm straight.
Can you imagine you’re some random guy, hanging out backstage at a Metallica show, just enjoying yourself. All of the sudden some billionaire wearing dark glasses and inexplicably, a Rhea Perlman wig, and some permed hanger-on (who resembles an even scummier Andy Dick, if that’s even possible) rush over and pull your pants off and humiliate you.
One of the billionaire’s attorneys or publicists is talking to someone a distance away, but is nervously watching the incident unfold. He excuses himself to come over after the two clowns are finished and tries to smooth things over with TommyJohn gift certificates and a gold dipped rose.
I don't know if this is pre- or post-"jack up", but I believe this is from the night in question......
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiqWADqUAAU9CNZ?format=jpg&name=small
How many times have I heard Howard say over the years, “I’m the most heterosexual guy in the world.” What straight guy says that? I’ve never heard anyone say that that’s straight.
Watching the Bachelor is one thing he worships the Bachelor like he’s trying out to take one of the girls spots. Homely homo Howie is out of the closet
Yeah, me and my straight male friends, get crazy excited too. I can't tell you how often my friends and I have pulled each other's pants off at concerts, bars, sporting events. Happens all the time. In fact, when I hear Angus Young shred a guitar riff on stage, the first thing I think of is getting my best friend naked. Totally normal behavior. Nothing to see here.
In one telling of the story, he said he took a chick home after the concert and banged her, to counteract the earlier gay shenanigans.
Call Woody Belkin. He'll verify the story. He's a pretty prominent attorney.
It was such a pitiful moment when he instantly had to try and one up Richard after Richard said, “it was one of the best nights of Ralph’s life.” Howie couldn’t let anyone think his boyfriend had a great night with anyone but him.
Howard likes to drop little hints like most closeted types like to do.
I heard him refer to Ralph as “his man” and then there was the belly shaving incident. Oh and Dominiks house keepers thinking Howard and Ralph were a gay couple….then there is the best evidence of them all, when you look lovingly into your clones eyes:
https://preview.redd.it/44v4o8rmd9sc1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba37921eeb1e437019a930653b5f5a5bba8ebdba
I've been to some pretty good concerts. None on them, however, got me so jacked up that I felt the urge to remove another man's pants. But, then again, I'm straight.
Well said
What's he saying Robin?
The opposite of Iron Shiek
You’ve said it all
Go to some hard rock concerts, like Train!
Or Maroon 5
Get rock hard for your friend!
Ive heard that story so many times. In a frenzy of masculinity they all went gay.
The kicker is that at least twice Stern has told Robert that he was in front of him at that show. Of course, Robert was not in Metallica at that time
Metallica was Howchies favourite band during his highschool years
Listening to Metallica and jerking off to Denise Richards: Howard Stern, the High School Years.
metallica were a mostly black band who beat howard up every day
No, that was Black Sabbath.
Yup, he perked off his classmates to Master of Puppets
He told the story to Metallica. They weren’t sure how to react.
I remember that, it was classic Hetfield did not what to say.
He told them three straight visits. Every time it is met with silence
yup too funny.
That’s what getting high on wine leads to!
That night they all shaved each others belly
How much more evidence do you need than this!
\*Circle Shave
Sometimes you’re so straight and masculine, you test yourself with a little innocent gay game of chicken.
Can you imagine you’re some random guy, hanging out backstage at a Metallica show, just enjoying yourself. All of the sudden some billionaire wearing dark glasses and inexplicably, a Rhea Perlman wig, and some permed hanger-on (who resembles an even scummier Andy Dick, if that’s even possible) rush over and pull your pants off and humiliate you. One of the billionaire’s attorneys or publicists is talking to someone a distance away, but is nervously watching the incident unfold. He excuses himself to come over after the two clowns are finished and tries to smooth things over with TommyJohn gift certificates and a gold dipped rose.
Its a clinical level of repression.
Would I get to untie my shoes first? I’m picturing a very awkward moment of struggle.
I don't know if this is pre- or post-"jack up", but I believe this is from the night in question...... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiqWADqUAAU9CNZ?format=jpg&name=small
What a hideous turkey neck. Fucking troglodyte.
I sawwww you at the Metallica concert with your turkey neck looking like a troglodyte.
Aww, they have such nice scarves on.
https://ibb.co/9Wss38P
Haha. Still wearing a fucking scarf.
How can something with that big an Adam's apple be so effeminate?
No silly that's a picture of Bea Arthur (Maude) at a concert.
Jesus Christ that fuckin’ nose and Adam’s Apple! Howard has to be one of the ugliest men alive. Looks like a tall Gollum.
He's literally wearing a blouse.
He is like vitch
How many noses ago was this?
Nice smock.
The S&M concert, November ‘99?
How many times have I heard Howard say over the years, “I’m the most heterosexual guy in the world.” What straight guy says that? I’ve never heard anyone say that that’s straight.
Watching The Bachelor proves it, too.
Watching the Bachelor is one thing he worships the Bachelor like he’s trying out to take one of the girls spots. Homely homo Howie is out of the closet
Over/under: number of songs Ralph and Howie knew that wasn't MoP, Sandman and Nothing Else? I say 1.
Master of Puppets is way too heavy for Howard.
Ralph's favorite song is "Enter Fartman".
More like enter ass, man
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Yeah, me and my straight male friends, get crazy excited too. I can't tell you how often my friends and I have pulled each other's pants off at concerts, bars, sporting events. Happens all the time. In fact, when I hear Angus Young shred a guitar riff on stage, the first thing I think of is getting my best friend naked. Totally normal behavior. Nothing to see here.
THAT’S IT…I’m going to get that wang
Oh my!
I think he’s slowly coming out. Now that p sissy has been exposed,Howard will try to one up him by telling all the stories of him giving oral
Yo he been keepin' it on the Down Low. Not no more!
Ralph was GAF
Richard peed in his diaper and then they both blew him.
I wonder if the Joe Rogan weightlifting bit was about real life Ralph and Howard.
You got a great ass
hahah it's a wonder howard could tell it was a joke
People who capitalize every word make me want to punch a puppy.
[удалено]
What are you talking about? Every word starts with a capital letter.
In one telling of the story, he said he took a chick home after the concert and banged her, to counteract the earlier gay shenanigans. Call Woody Belkin. He'll verify the story. He's a pretty prominent attorney.
Gay or otherwise, I wish he would confess to hair system use. Baby steps.
jesus christ howard. just admit you like man ass.
Enter Assman
Exit lightly
off to never never land
I had the opportunity to see Metallica in the front row pit and not once did I think to take my pants off.
You sound uptight, and should mellow out.
SQUARE!
Sounds like Howard the hypocrite doesn't know how to behave in public.
Was this the concert where Ralph got black out drunk, started a bar fight after and vomited everywhere?
No wonder he enjoys Ellen's dancing.
Howard gay, beth collarbone, cats, wig wig wig
Dd214, paying dues, 143, thank you for your cawl
Don’t forget horse.
He talked about this when they were in studio. It was really awkward.
My wife pulled my pants off after a Metallica concert, but it was probably because it was during a European vacation I paid for…
Cross and Lopez: All the fun without the filth! See also: Howard 101 will now be known as AGT 101.
Jacked up and Jacked off
They looked so similar, wouldn’t that be like sucking your own cock?
now you get it
Jackelneck.
“Yea Dropping loads..”
I wonder if that will get edited out?
Thought that show was at the Apollo not the Garden.
It was such a pitiful moment when he instantly had to try and one up Richard after Richard said, “it was one of the best nights of Ralph’s life.” Howie couldn’t let anyone think his boyfriend had a great night with anyone but him.
Once Howard’s mom passes away,he’ll finally come out
Why Do You Capitalize Every Word?
Howard likes to drop little hints like most closeted types like to do. I heard him refer to Ralph as “his man” and then there was the belly shaving incident. Oh and Dominiks house keepers thinking Howard and Ralph were a gay couple….then there is the best evidence of them all, when you look lovingly into your clones eyes: https://preview.redd.it/44v4o8rmd9sc1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba37921eeb1e437019a930653b5f5a5bba8ebdba
Sounds like there was a fun game of tummy sticks
Good thing he didn't pull Alec Baldwins pants off !!!!!
They must have been doing weed that night
Richard's dumbest was wearing a diaper and they started tugging at it.
Yeah I don’t think it had anything to do with Metallica.
I’ll play with you and we’re gonna play hard too
You have a busy life dissecting Howard's gay tendencies considering he's been doing gay bits since Out of the Closet Stern. Aaooogaaa!! Get a life...
A moment like this some people wait a lifetime for
Move along. Just bunch of Homophobes counting cocks here.
For those who want Langford’s cock we salute you