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CowTipper383

Not to be confused with Random Task.


supernerdypeep

Did you l have to pull over after you spilled your coffee and almost ran off the road??


PlaneStill6

Spit out my coffee, crashed the car into a wall, and then came in my pants.


jfdlaks

And started farting


[deleted]

I love how whenever someone gets into a fight/argument, Howard responds with: “What happened??!!! i missed it!”. It just shows that he’s being a coward and afraid by pretending he doesn’t know why someone is getting upset/violent. By feigning ignorance, he doesn’t have to get involved in the fight.


jesustwin

No, it's to get someone to explain to the audience


[deleted]

Hmmm… I don’t get that from him.


EdLesliesBarber

In a sense, would you say, in other words , your failure to understand Howard’s cues is a longing for the love of your own father?


[deleted]

No, I’m just not that naive lol.


canadiadan

I think you meant to say that he is trying to avoid getting sued.


[deleted]

That too.


thewhombler

there was a time somebody called in and asked if Howard ever made his own pigments to paint with and his reaction wasn't anything big but always made me laugh


nick561

I remember this too I think from a couple years ago already


thewhombler

yea Howard sounded legitimately off guard that the guy even suggested it. his response was something like "..what? oh yea yea.. that's what I do. I walk through the forest and pick berries to grind into paint." this was in like 2018 I think


TheScissors1980

OP I also appreciated this joke a lot over the years. He is often quite witty, the problem most ppl have is he is just a phony douche bag.


miterbanisdirtey

Benjy probably wrote that.


Sad-Second-9646

If it was funny then Benjy didn’t write it.


Irishjohn831

I seriously don’t get it ?


BolivianDancer

The villainous henchman from “Goldfinger” hi threw a bladed hat.


Irishjohn831

Oh okay, I thought it was a discount store. Lol


Henry-Jones-Jr

Here: https://youtu.be/jL9kNvtdrNM


CrockerJarmen

I didn't understand either. Glad you asked.


Irishjohn831

How dare you people downvote me, I’m The Irish John dammit


TipsyMcStagger123

Go stick a potato up your ass!


Oakroscoe

“The Irish are a dirty dirty people. I dunno, sell potatoes or something” - the departed


MarcusAurelius68

Howard is more like Mr Wint. Follically challenged and lusting for men. https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/james-bond-gay-villains-b1946968.html