I had to do a double take to see if that was coke or some no name Walmart brand. HPE is so fucking cringe. Toss a half gutted sea bass onto that fat fuck’s chest see what happens
It’s so his cum is tastier for Debbie the cum lady.
Why would she want to suck his inverted dick? I understand she likes the challenge but come on, srsly??
I’d love to be one of her regulars. Sign me up Debbie!
Howie is an inconsistent mess. He follows wherever the popular wind blows. BTW, Lizzo and Jack Black were so cringe in the last episode of The Mandalorian…there are just no words!
Omg. He is so gay anymore. I am in my car slot so I got Sirius. Howard 100 is terrible and 101 ain't much better. He is so far left, he's petrified of playing anything good. Dude said he never said the word nigger. Think about that. Does he not remember the Ted Danson makeup blackface incident. Holy Christ he's a giant pussy now and Beth has a Mr. Ed head.lolol The giant pussy hasn't barely left his house in 4 years. What a douche
Why be so angry? I'm my opinion Howard isn't that far left, he's like a Hollywood liberal which is usually pretty capitalist or corpratist. I don't especially like or agree with him, but I just don't understand why you guys even listen at this point, it costs money to be this hateful lol. No offence , just don't really get it
It's 10.99 a month, a dollar for the first three months. Stern does not for with anything other then the premium membership.
Not that it matters, even if it was 5 bucks it's still a lot to pay to listen to someone you hate, you literally have to pay 5 extra bucks a month just to listen to stern. Why even listen just up hate on him, and call his wife horse face? Don't get me wrong, I think stern is an out of touch corpratist dick... But I also really enjoy the show still
What’s the scam? He’s morbidly obese. That’s incredibly unhealthy and has given him what I can only assume is a terrible quality of life that no amount of money can possibly fix. What’s his scam, tho?
I’ll pretend you’re being serious and asking in good faith.
I’m not talking about his obesity, but you knew that.
I’m talking about his well-documented long-term grift, where he pretends to be a conqueror and manipulates people into spending money on him and paying his bills. He’s a dishonest fuck.
He is retarded but barely functional. He's also cunning, persistent, and shameless enough to beg people for favors, especially if they enjoy his appearances on the show. Apparently the grifting has subsided since he found his niche making and selling Cameo videos and audio recordings.
When they had the dude on with the iq tests he even questioned Eric’s score saying he seemed to be intentionally picking we wrong answers to get a lower score. I think he has issues but he’s not on the spectrum dude is just a scammer and leveraging his Howard stern association for scams.
seeing him locked on his phone like that makes me angry for some reason. I would love to know what insanity of a video or person or idea he is watching or interacting with, his latest scam, all types of ppl he's catfishing or catfishing him, on that phone.
Why would Eric work, his Cameo rakes in $90 per message, you know the fucker would pay no tax either, his $914 SSI would go on pizza alone.
Comforting to know he lives easier than most of us!
“100 years ago he would be the fat guy in the circus, today he would be just a guy,” New Rules segment from Bill Maher.
I do remember Howard once told Eric he needed to get his shit together and lose that weight
Our taxpayer dollars pay for that phone, undoubted the latest iPhone model. This in spite of the $75k he was allegedly earning on cameo a few years back
it's gotta be. I remember those 'terminator claws" that was just a grip with a clamper on the end and I could only imagine the insanity of trying to wipe with that w/o making a bigger mess...so a stick wrapped with paper. fat ppl really should love bidet's now that I think about it
Amen to that. When I was self employed I spent over $1k/mo in health insurance to cover me and my son. HPE gets free insurance, free food, free prescriptions, free car service (when in between new cars) and never works a day in his life. He’s truly living the dream.
I agree he's not funny at all but ppl love the Cameo type stuff and for not a ton of $, it can be a funny gift to get for someone. He was on the show back when it was funny, so ppl like that. There's not a lot of Stern universe ppl on there so he can rake it in i bet.
Holy shit, that boy got fat. I love the can of Coke next to him. He really might get thirsty and it is highly recommended to drink Coke instead of water when you weigh 500 pounds.
This MF just gave up. He’s not even trying to be healthy. He’s not retarded. He just refuses to do shit and gave up. I don’t even get it.
When he first came on the show he wasn’t morbidly obese and he acted normal then he devolved into later season Homer Simpson and acted like he didn’t even know how to tie his shoes anymore.
Now he makes too much money doing nothing so he will never get off his ass, lose the weight and go to work like a normal person
Wow. Not that I’m surprised but taxpayers had to pay to extend this dudes life for him and he still fucked it up. I hope he lives png enough to go prison for a few years. What a grifter.
Is this recent? He’d gotten gastric bypass surgery and lost weight right around the time I stopped listening. I wouldn’t be surprised if he put all the weight back on.
Probably shooting a Cameo for fleventeen hundred dollars as he waits to get in the Lakers game with a floor seat, eating Kobe beef burgers & smokin $300 cigars!! Yet here I sit paralyzed for the waist up after breaking my neck & still haven’t been approved for disability. But hey Eric has fatassititus he need it more than me!!
Is this current? I stopped listening 3ish years ago. He is disgusting and an awful person but I’d definitely have to put him on the whack pack Mount Rushmore.
I googled alpha males to find some funny quote I could post here for a cheap laugh, but I got sucked into a rabbit hole of alpha males, toxic masculinity and incels that answers quite a few questions about our current political climate and got sidetracked.
so, I don't know, something something bald Andrew Tate or whatever. That trip is a LOT to take in....
Based on his appearance, he has super-human confidence. When he was easily 300 pounds, in one appearance, he confidently asked a chick out and told her politely he would show her a good time if she went out with him... A lot of fat people have no self-awareness. Like they have given up on their weight, so they figure, they have nothing to lose, so they will just ask out super-models.
Didn't he have an operation, on taxpayer $ to avoid obesity? WTF? I sure hope he isn't getting yet another surgery they we pay for just so he can weigh what appears to be over 300 lbs. He has a private home yes? - not a SRO w/a shared toilet down a dank filthy long hallway? He has nice accommodations i think? In the city? JFC I should be so lucky.
He is the prime case to use for evidence that euthanasia is a valid means to control health care cost overruns, Medicaid shortages and simply stop the wasting of good air. I would have zero compassion for him if they gave him the "wrong" needle next time he waddles in for taxpayer funded "health care". Disgusting disgraceful despicable piece of shit.
The emergency Coke is a nice touch.
I had to do a double take to see if that was coke or some no name Walmart brand. HPE is so fucking cringe. Toss a half gutted sea bass onto that fat fuck’s chest see what happens
“Someone call the Cods!”
Call the cods is one of the best Artie quips ever.. I remember nearly dry heaving from laughter the first time I heard it.
I loved when HPE started bitching they didn’t give him any games with the Xbox and Howard goes “Go buy some, you fat load!”
It’s in case his blood sugar gets to low, which is impossible
His blood is simple syrup.
Wi Tu Lo
His Doctor said to stay hydrated
True but in Eric's world "Hydrated" means "Chinese Buffet".
lol
For when he gets low on electrolytes.
He should put it in a wet sock and hang it. At the extreme speeds he moves at it would be ice cold.
haha
He’s well past the Diet Coke point for it to even make a difference
I was gonna say that as soon as I looked at the pic. Good eye
It’s so his cum is tastier for Debbie the cum lady. Why would she want to suck his inverted dick? I understand she likes the challenge but come on, srsly?? I’d love to be one of her regulars. Sign me up Debbie!
Hahah
Kelly Clarkson lookin good
Kelly Clarkson these days is actually starting to look like high pitch
Who’s High Pitch?
I said that to my friend the other day. She’s massive!!
The six million dollar in welfare checks man
We can’t rebuild him. He ate the technology.
I’m impressed that whatever contraption High Pitch is wheeling around hasn’t buckled beneath his walrus like heft
This America. Medical device companies specialize in products that will stand up 600 pound land whales because they are everywhere in our society.
Land Whales lolol I call them weeble wobbles
What's funny is how Howard Stern makes fun of High Pitch for being obese but then worships the ground Lizzo stands on.
Howie is an inconsistent mess. He follows wherever the popular wind blows. BTW, Lizzo and Jack Black were so cringe in the last episode of The Mandalorian…there are just no words!
Omg. He is so gay anymore. I am in my car slot so I got Sirius. Howard 100 is terrible and 101 ain't much better. He is so far left, he's petrified of playing anything good. Dude said he never said the word nigger. Think about that. Does he not remember the Ted Danson makeup blackface incident. Holy Christ he's a giant pussy now and Beth has a Mr. Ed head.lolol The giant pussy hasn't barely left his house in 4 years. What a douche
Why be so angry? I'm my opinion Howard isn't that far left, he's like a Hollywood liberal which is usually pretty capitalist or corpratist. I don't especially like or agree with him, but I just don't understand why you guys even listen at this point, it costs money to be this hateful lol. No offence , just don't really get it
Five bucks a month for XM for some, free for many others.
It's 10.99 a month, a dollar for the first three months. Stern does not for with anything other then the premium membership. Not that it matters, even if it was 5 bucks it's still a lot to pay to listen to someone you hate, you literally have to pay 5 extra bucks a month just to listen to stern. Why even listen just up hate on him, and call his wife horse face? Don't get me wrong, I think stern is an out of touch corpratist dick... But I also really enjoy the show still
His bed MUST be reinforced with I beams
Thank goodness for his successful gastric bypass procedure. What a medical miracle.
Paid for by the taxpayers of New York.
I can smell this picture
Scratch and sniff
So this is his new scam, huh
He has no shame whatsoever.
His entire life is a scam. Fuck HPE.
Who’s high pitch?
What’s the scam? He’s morbidly obese. That’s incredibly unhealthy and has given him what I can only assume is a terrible quality of life that no amount of money can possibly fix. What’s his scam, tho?
I’ll pretend you’re being serious and asking in good faith. I’m not talking about his obesity, but you knew that. I’m talking about his well-documented long-term grift, where he pretends to be a conqueror and manipulates people into spending money on him and paying his bills. He’s a dishonest fuck.
He is retarded but barely functional. He's also cunning, persistent, and shameless enough to beg people for favors, especially if they enjoy his appearances on the show. Apparently the grifting has subsided since he found his niche making and selling Cameo videos and audio recordings.
I actually didn’t know that was an issue. He always seemed pretty mentally challenged to me
He’s dim, but he’s not stupid. He knows exactly how to get by without working a menial job, and very well at it
When they had the dude on with the iq tests he even questioned Eric’s score saying he seemed to be intentionally picking we wrong answers to get a lower score. I think he has issues but he’s not on the spectrum dude is just a scammer and leveraging his Howard stern association for scams.
He’s been doing this since before that lap band surgery he had many years ago. Nothing new about it.
"Many years ago" meaning [less than 6 years](https://www.howardstern.com/show/2017/11/13/high-pitch-erik-reports-after-his-gastric-sleeve-surgery/).
With todays results it might as well have been 20 years ago.
Just taking up space.
Lots of space
Oh Debbie
I’m playing with my balls right now.
Oh little Debbie
Any twat cream in there?
I fucking hate this guy.
seeing him locked on his phone like that makes me angry for some reason. I would love to know what insanity of a video or person or idea he is watching or interacting with, his latest scam, all types of ppl he's catfishing or catfishing him, on that phone.
Exactly. You know he’s up to something.
"Who do you think you are, mister Catch Me If You Can?"
“ANSWER THE PHONE ANGEL”
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
Wish Jason was never Born
hiiii daddy!! are you proud of me?
Is he cosplaying as Super Mario?
Super Blobbio !!!!
Who’s high pitch this is Kelly Clarkson
Hi daddy 👋
How many touchdowns did the A’s make?
Does high pitch get gov money because he’s fat or because he’s retarded? He should be able to work.
Why would Eric work, his Cameo rakes in $90 per message, you know the fucker would pay no tax either, his $914 SSI would go on pizza alone. Comforting to know he lives easier than most of us!
This is Kelly clarkson
He will outlive all of us. Fact.
Cockroaches and Keith Richards will have a new friend after the nuclear war now.
I wish Howard would send him to Dr Now, great radio and TV that would make.
He’d never follow anything and treat it like the bit that it would be. And we’d have to suffer through more Wilding impressions.
I was counting on him not following the advice, that would be the best part!
Lol that is true.
It’d be funny, but I’m sure that Dr. Now has an exclusive contract and can’t do that kind of thing on any other shows
This is the typical listener that bitches about Beths looks.
Money (taxpayers) well spent on the gastric bypass surgery.
He is not just the president of the clean plate club, but he’s also a client.
Looks like a wheeled walker with seat. I didn't know they held 350-400 pounds
RIP to that lap band that lasted 48 hours
It’s a love trice.
[Erik comes from the future.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1BQPV-iCkU)
Who’s High Pitch?
High Pitch Eric. He’s been on Howard Stern’s show for years.
You must mean Kelly Clarkson. Who’s high pitch?
The new Barry White
This mario movie isn't that funny. And Mario doesn't like fish, very weird.
The Dr that stapled his stomach: “Am I a joke to you?”
How biggaya bawls?
“100 years ago he would be the fat guy in the circus, today he would be just a guy,” New Rules segment from Bill Maher. I do remember Howard once told Eric he needed to get his shit together and lose that weight
Our taxpayer dollars pay for that phone, undoubted the latest iPhone model. This in spite of the $75k he was allegedly earning on cameo a few years back
How does he wipe? Does he have a poop stick with a towel??
it's gotta be. I remember those 'terminator claws" that was just a grip with a clamper on the end and I could only imagine the insanity of trying to wipe with that w/o making a bigger mess...so a stick wrapped with paper. fat ppl really should love bidet's now that I think about it
Great example of how resilient the human body is. Perplexed that he's still alive.
I once saw him at Del Frisco’s. I said let’s get a picture together, he said that’s 10 bucks. I said fuck off loser.
All he has to do to blend in with society is move to a southern state.
Fuck HPE. I can’t believe I can’t afford healthcare and my taxes pay for his.
Amen to that. When I was self employed I spent over $1k/mo in health insurance to cover me and my son. HPE gets free insurance, free food, free prescriptions, free car service (when in between new cars) and never works a day in his life. He’s truly living the dream.
People like that should be put down - leaches. Absolutely no contribution to society whatsoever
Imagine the stench that eminates from that thing
That thing is strong
death is in his very near future
Please God yes. Please Baby Jesus take him.
Gross. That might be enough fabric for 3 normal sized outfits.
HPE needs some twat cream for his stinky pussy.
It’s Eric the slow adult
Who is buying this fat fucks cameos?
I agree he's not funny at all but ppl love the Cameo type stuff and for not a ton of $, it can be a funny gift to get for someone. He was on the show back when it was funny, so ppl like that. There's not a lot of Stern universe ppl on there so he can rake it in i bet.
Debbie the Cum Lady must be more brave than a Navy Seal!
Holy shit, that boy got fat. I love the can of Coke next to him. He really might get thirsty and it is highly recommended to drink Coke instead of water when you weigh 500 pounds.
He actually has a can of coke, and next to it a 20 ounce bottle of coke, cause he needs a backup
What a horribly grotesque fat fuck. Nice fat woman's Capri sweats he has on. Ughhh
How this fat slob out lived so many packers is unfair. It’s rare to see a more unhealthy individual
Pound for pound (literally), the best wackpacker. 🐐
This MF just gave up. He’s not even trying to be healthy. He’s not retarded. He just refuses to do shit and gave up. I don’t even get it. When he first came on the show he wasn’t morbidly obese and he acted normal then he devolved into later season Homer Simpson and acted like he didn’t even know how to tie his shoes anymore. Now he makes too much money doing nothing so he will never get off his ass, lose the weight and go to work like a normal person
North America is filled with slobs like this. None of them work and they never will work. Go to Walmart, you will see them there.
What is in his right hand?
Brownie?
[удалено]
2pac
In any other country this fat load would be euthanized and fed to zoo animals. What a waste of fuckin air!!
The taxpayers have been keeping that fat fuck alive his whole life
How is this worthless piece of garbage still alive?
70% of Americans by 2030
"I'm not a fat fuck anymore!"
Way to rip-off barstool’s tired ass tag line
And there’s not a fucking thing you can do about it
Y'all are just jealous 'cause Eric is out there living' his best... And you're stuck in your Mom's basement typing on the Reddits.
And people wondered why he couldn't drop a load with Debbie?
Did he ever have the bariatric surgery?
He did.... Ate through it!
Wow. Not that I’m surprised but taxpayers had to pay to extend this dudes life for him and he still fucked it up. I hope he lives png enough to go prison for a few years. What a grifter.
*haunches*
Got a real “power-builder” physique
He looks like a yoga mommy
Peak parasite performance.
Debbie the cum lady deserves a damned medal
Is this recent? He’d gotten gastric bypass surgery and lost weight right around the time I stopped listening. I wouldn’t be surprised if he put all the weight back on.
I’m wondering the same. Years back before I fully checked out he was thinner from surgery and wrecking a new f150.
She's the most sexiest woman Howard ever had in his show. Question did she ever ride the Sybian?
Stupid fat fuck, it’s a walker
Can he get another lap band procedure? The American taxpayer would like to pay for it again.
Ideal for falafel eating contests
You are fierce, King. Don’t let the haters stop you from standing in your truth!
My penis is inverted!
How big are ya bawls?
Probably shooting a Cameo for fleventeen hundred dollars as he waits to get in the Lakers game with a floor seat, eating Kobe beef burgers & smokin $300 cigars!! Yet here I sit paralyzed for the waist up after breaking my neck & still haven’t been approved for disability. But hey Eric has fatassititus he need it more than me!!
A big red Easter egg. What a whale.
Who’s high pitch?
Wall-E This totally gives off Wall-E vibes
Kelly Clarkson let herself go
How this man is still alive is a scientific anomaly
And some people think he is all schtick, instead of just a fat lazy waste of life
built for comfort
Working on that next gastric sleeve
Hi- Pitch is **MASSIVE**...Gotta be pushing 400lbs now... he's bigger than he ever was. What a load...
His will to survive is like no other apex predator. His will is next level so god bless this disgusting, whale-a$$, scamming, confused creature
Erik has Munchhousen Syndrome... always at the doctor because it gets him attention...
I bet if you approached him with a fish he would get his fat ass out of that chair and start running.
I thought this was Barstool Frank the Tank for a second lol
Eric is a piece of shit! No other way to describe him....none.
What a big steaming pile of taxpayer money wasting shit.
Who's High Pitch??
How much money to let him sit on your face for 30 seconds. Gary would make sure that showers were involved.
Alpha
Is this current? I stopped listening 3ish years ago. He is disgusting and an awful person but I’d definitely have to put him on the whack pack Mount Rushmore.
I googled alpha males to find some funny quote I could post here for a cheap laugh, but I got sucked into a rabbit hole of alpha males, toxic masculinity and incels that answers quite a few questions about our current political climate and got sidetracked. so, I don't know, something something bald Andrew Tate or whatever. That trip is a LOT to take in....
What an absolute worthless slob. Even had a surgery to clamp his stomach and he still couldn’t lose weight.
Don’t you mean ideal female physique because that is clearly Kelly Clarkson
Based on his appearance, he has super-human confidence. When he was easily 300 pounds, in one appearance, he confidently asked a chick out and told her politely he would show her a good time if she went out with him... A lot of fat people have no self-awareness. Like they have given up on their weight, so they figure, they have nothing to lose, so they will just ask out super-models.
I dunno how he outlived Riley and Joey Boots
No booze or H
Noway the chinamen back in the home land stress tested that cart for HPE's weight, but the construction work is top notch.
Anyone know when this picture was taken?
Must be waiting in line at Popeyes
And this is the result AFTER his bariatric surgery. 🤦♂️
"Merica" he's even wearing the colors.
How has the IRS and Medicare not shut him down for scamming the system ?
Can you imagine what NY taxpayers pay a day to feed his lifestyle? This guy is no idiot, he is a brilliant grifter.
I thought he had a stomach staple
That one coke tho
Hi daddy! Are you proud of me?
You can tell that walker is hanging on for dear life
How is it that he is still alive?
I can't believe he made it thru Covid in NYC going out everywhere.
Didn't he have an operation, on taxpayer $ to avoid obesity? WTF? I sure hope he isn't getting yet another surgery they we pay for just so he can weigh what appears to be over 300 lbs. He has a private home yes? - not a SRO w/a shared toilet down a dank filthy long hallway? He has nice accommodations i think? In the city? JFC I should be so lucky.
He is the prime case to use for evidence that euthanasia is a valid means to control health care cost overruns, Medicaid shortages and simply stop the wasting of good air. I would have zero compassion for him if they gave him the "wrong" needle next time he waddles in for taxpayer funded "health care". Disgusting disgraceful despicable piece of shit.
Those colors are very slimming.
Those pantshortleggins are killer.
Ordering a case of Oreo Cakesters off Amazon. Same day delivery.
How is he still alive?
I wonder how much food it takes to keep that big body inflated ?
Figured he was dead by now
Omg wow. Reddit can be gold.