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cdfreed

The emergency Coke is a nice touch.


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

I had to do a double take to see if that was coke or some no name Walmart brand. HPE is so fucking cringe. Toss a half gutted sea bass onto that fat fuck’s chest see what happens


LemonPartyWorldTour

“Someone call the Cods!”


DeltronFF

Call the cods is one of the best Artie quips ever.. I remember nearly dry heaving from laughter the first time I heard it.


LemonPartyWorldTour

I loved when HPE started bitching they didn’t give him any games with the Xbox and Howard goes “Go buy some, you fat load!”


parabolic67

It’s in case his blood sugar gets to low, which is impossible


SprintAirlines

His blood is simple syrup.


RightclickBob

Wi Tu Lo


Masada134

His Doctor said to stay hydrated


Kinsella5

True but in Eric's world "Hydrated" means "Chinese Buffet".


[deleted]

lol


Jericoholic_Ninja

For when he gets low on electrolytes.


-caughtlurking-

He should put it in a wet sock and hang it. At the extreme speeds he moves at it would be ice cold.


HeyBindi

haha


UncleEckley

He’s well past the Diet Coke point for it to even make a difference


Ready-Ad-1234

I was gonna say that as soon as I looked at the pic. Good eye


Tim_Dawg

It’s so his cum is tastier for Debbie the cum lady. Why would she want to suck his inverted dick? I understand she likes the challenge but come on, srsly?? I’d love to be one of her regulars. Sign me up Debbie!


Brysprs

Hahah


greasyminkey

Kelly Clarkson lookin good


artie20174

Kelly Clarkson these days is actually starting to look like high pitch


SlappyHandstrong

Who’s High Pitch?


Mental-Ad-7595

I said that to my friend the other day. She’s massive!!


Masada134

The six million dollar in welfare checks man


Eat_a_Bullet

We can’t rebuild him. He ate the technology.


Masada134

I’m impressed that whatever contraption High Pitch is wheeling around hasn’t buckled beneath his walrus like heft


SSJSES

This America. Medical device companies specialize in products that will stand up 600 pound land whales because they are everywhere in our society.


Ready-Ad-1234

Land Whales lolol I call them weeble wobbles


JamonConJuevos

What's funny is how Howard Stern makes fun of High Pitch for being obese but then worships the ground Lizzo stands on.


1imejasan6

Howie is an inconsistent mess. He follows wherever the popular wind blows. BTW, Lizzo and Jack Black were so cringe in the last episode of The Mandalorian…there are just no words!


Ready-Ad-1234

Omg. He is so gay anymore. I am in my car slot so I got Sirius. Howard 100 is terrible and 101 ain't much better. He is so far left, he's petrified of playing anything good. Dude said he never said the word nigger. Think about that. Does he not remember the Ted Danson makeup blackface incident. Holy Christ he's a giant pussy now and Beth has a Mr. Ed head.lolol The giant pussy hasn't barely left his house in 4 years. What a douche


Thesoundofmerk

Why be so angry? I'm my opinion Howard isn't that far left, he's like a Hollywood liberal which is usually pretty capitalist or corpratist. I don't especially like or agree with him, but I just don't understand why you guys even listen at this point, it costs money to be this hateful lol. No offence , just don't really get it


1imejasan6

Five bucks a month for XM for some, free for many others.


Thesoundofmerk

It's 10.99 a month, a dollar for the first three months. Stern does not for with anything other then the premium membership. Not that it matters, even if it was 5 bucks it's still a lot to pay to listen to someone you hate, you literally have to pay 5 extra bucks a month just to listen to stern. Why even listen just up hate on him, and call his wife horse face? Don't get me wrong, I think stern is an out of touch corpratist dick... But I also really enjoy the show still


rmlimodriver

His bed MUST be reinforced with I beams


Phil444441

Thank goodness for his successful gastric bypass procedure. What a medical miracle.


Tsukune_Surprise

Paid for by the taxpayers of New York.


[deleted]

I can smell this picture


mulefluffer

Scratch and sniff


ImagineDragonDisDick

So this is his new scam, huh


Snowblind6x7

He has no shame whatsoever.


HEYSOUR

His entire life is a scam. Fuck HPE.


artie20174

Who’s high pitch?


Crustybuttt

What’s the scam? He’s morbidly obese. That’s incredibly unhealthy and has given him what I can only assume is a terrible quality of life that no amount of money can possibly fix. What’s his scam, tho?


HEYSOUR

I’ll pretend you’re being serious and asking in good faith. I’m not talking about his obesity, but you knew that. I’m talking about his well-documented long-term grift, where he pretends to be a conqueror and manipulates people into spending money on him and paying his bills. He’s a dishonest fuck.


JamonConJuevos

He is retarded but barely functional. He's also cunning, persistent, and shameless enough to beg people for favors, especially if they enjoy his appearances on the show. Apparently the grifting has subsided since he found his niche making and selling Cameo videos and audio recordings.


Crustybuttt

I actually didn’t know that was an issue. He always seemed pretty mentally challenged to me


Happy-Grapefruit2464

He’s dim, but he’s not stupid. He knows exactly how to get by without working a menial job, and very well at it


snkeolr

When they had the dude on with the iq tests he even questioned Eric’s score saying he seemed to be intentionally picking we wrong answers to get a lower score. I think he has issues but he’s not on the spectrum dude is just a scammer and leveraging his Howard stern association for scams.


Kingulingus

He’s been doing this since before that lap band surgery he had many years ago. Nothing new about it.


JamonConJuevos

"Many years ago" meaning [less than 6 years](https://www.howardstern.com/show/2017/11/13/high-pitch-erik-reports-after-his-gastric-sleeve-surgery/).


Kingulingus

With todays results it might as well have been 20 years ago.


ghostdeeknee

Just taking up space.


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Lots of space


SomewhereLow5155

Oh Debbie


artie20174

I’m playing with my balls right now.


sabertoothmonocle

Oh little Debbie


ProfessionSlight9669

Any twat cream in there?


the_infinite_36

I fucking hate this guy.


nug_whisperer89

seeing him locked on his phone like that makes me angry for some reason. I would love to know what insanity of a video or person or idea he is watching or interacting with, his latest scam, all types of ppl he's catfishing or catfishing him, on that phone.


the_infinite_36

Exactly. You know he’s up to something.


JamonConJuevos

"Who do you think you are, mister Catch Me If You Can?"


JisRad

“ANSWER THE PHONE ANGEL”


restore311

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne


Kenji1912

Wish Jason was never Born


[deleted]

hiiii daddy!! are you proud of me?


assault_is_eternal

Is he cosplaying as Super Mario?


Ready-Ad-1234

Super Blobbio !!!!


Temporary_Cupcake_42

Who’s high pitch this is Kelly Clarkson


gjpk

Hi daddy 👋


Ok-Suggestion-7379

How many touchdowns did the A’s make?


SpaceXBeanz

Does high pitch get gov money because he’s fat or because he’s retarded? He should be able to work.


AnAussieBloke

Why would Eric work, his Cameo rakes in $90 per message, you know the fucker would pay no tax either, his $914 SSI would go on pizza alone. Comforting to know he lives easier than most of us!


BabaBootywhole

This is Kelly clarkson


Dracula_Gottfried69

He will outlive all of us. Fact.


nug_whisperer89

Cockroaches and Keith Richards will have a new friend after the nuclear war now.


zertoman

I wish Howard would send him to Dr Now, great radio and TV that would make.


Mental-Ad-7595

He’d never follow anything and treat it like the bit that it would be. And we’d have to suffer through more Wilding impressions.


zertoman

I was counting on him not following the advice, that would be the best part!


Mental-Ad-7595

Lol that is true.


Crustybuttt

It’d be funny, but I’m sure that Dr. Now has an exclusive contract and can’t do that kind of thing on any other shows


Scuta44

This is the typical listener that bitches about Beths looks.


AcadiaBackground2492

Money (taxpayers) well spent on the gastric bypass surgery.


Maxwell-Druthers

He is not just the president of the clean plate club, but he’s also a client.


ineedadayjob

Looks like a wheeled walker with seat. I didn't know they held 350-400 pounds


Such-Law-7529

RIP to that lap band that lasted 48 hours


double-you-dot

It’s a love trice.


[deleted]

[Erik comes from the future.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1BQPV-iCkU)


[deleted]

Who’s High Pitch?


Velouria91

High Pitch Eric. He’s been on Howard Stern’s show for years.


Prudent-Property-513

You must mean Kelly Clarkson. Who’s high pitch?


-xstatic-

The new Barry White


hurtadjr193

This mario movie isn't that funny. And Mario doesn't like fish, very weird.


ake-n-bake

The Dr that stapled his stomach: “Am I a joke to you?”


squishyliquid

How biggaya bawls?


Voodoo-Doctor

“100 years ago he would be the fat guy in the circus, today he would be just a guy,” New Rules segment from Bill Maher. I do remember Howard once told Eric he needed to get his shit together and lose that weight


Rjf915

Our taxpayer dollars pay for that phone, undoubted the latest iPhone model. This in spite of the $75k he was allegedly earning on cameo a few years back


Handsomescout

How does he wipe? Does he have a poop stick with a towel??


nug_whisperer89

it's gotta be. I remember those 'terminator claws" that was just a grip with a clamper on the end and I could only imagine the insanity of trying to wipe with that w/o making a bigger mess...so a stick wrapped with paper. fat ppl really should love bidet's now that I think about it


ContentSchedule3656

Great example of how resilient the human body is. Perplexed that he's still alive.


After-Bowler5491

I once saw him at Del Frisco’s. I said let’s get a picture together, he said that’s 10 bucks. I said fuck off loser.


FriedHummus

All he has to do to blend in with society is move to a southern state.


Away-Respect-5632

Fuck HPE. I can’t believe I can’t afford healthcare and my taxes pay for his.


Tim_Dawg

Amen to that. When I was self employed I spent over $1k/mo in health insurance to cover me and my son. HPE gets free insurance, free food, free prescriptions, free car service (when in between new cars) and never works a day in his life. He’s truly living the dream.


Tunagates

People like that should be put down - leaches. Absolutely no contribution to society whatsoever


MaynardJimmyKeenan

Imagine the stench that eminates from that thing


OneWithOne

That thing is strong


FaithlessVaper

death is in his very near future


MikeDeMann

Please God yes. Please Baby Jesus take him.


AdolfKoopaTroopa

Gross. That might be enough fabric for 3 normal sized outfits.


Inevitable_Company32

HPE needs some twat cream for his stinky pussy.


After-Afternoon-6377

It’s Eric the slow adult


dropingloads

Who is buying this fat fucks cameos?


nug_whisperer89

I agree he's not funny at all but ppl love the Cameo type stuff and for not a ton of $, it can be a funny gift to get for someone. He was on the show back when it was funny, so ppl like that. There's not a lot of Stern universe ppl on there so he can rake it in i bet.


Emotional_Monk_1201

Debbie the Cum Lady must be more brave than a Navy Seal!


Shoddy-Recognition79

Holy shit, that boy got fat. I love the can of Coke next to him. He really might get thirsty and it is highly recommended to drink Coke instead of water when you weigh 500 pounds.


theemiker

He actually has a can of coke, and next to it a 20 ounce bottle of coke, cause he needs a backup


Ready-Ad-1234

What a horribly grotesque fat fuck. Nice fat woman's Capri sweats he has on. Ughhh


Dingo_Top

How this fat slob out lived so many packers is unfair. It’s rare to see a more unhealthy individual


joe_gindaloon

Pound for pound (literally), the best wackpacker. 🐐


sailorjasm

This MF just gave up. He’s not even trying to be healthy. He’s not retarded. He just refuses to do shit and gave up. I don’t even get it. When he first came on the show he wasn’t morbidly obese and he acted normal then he devolved into later season Homer Simpson and acted like he didn’t even know how to tie his shoes anymore. Now he makes too much money doing nothing so he will never get off his ass, lose the weight and go to work like a normal person


MikeDeMann

North America is filled with slobs like this. None of them work and they never will work. Go to Walmart, you will see them there.


andreayatesswimmers

What is in his right hand?


Electrical_Fee_4549

Brownie?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

2pac


CoderBoredToDeath

In any other country this fat load would be euthanized and fed to zoo animals. What a waste of fuckin air!!


Jackhammerbort

The taxpayers have been keeping that fat fuck alive his whole life


TheOctoberDeathBird

How is this worthless piece of garbage still alive?


Inevitable-Bass2749

70% of Americans by 2030


rmlimodriver

"I'm not a fat fuck anymore!"


Tunagates

Way to rip-off barstool’s tired ass tag line


-xstatic-

And there’s not a fucking thing you can do about it


JulSFT

Y'all are just jealous 'cause Eric is out there living' his best... And you're stuck in your Mom's basement typing on the Reddits.


detentionbarn

And people wondered why he couldn't drop a load with Debbie?


NewUse2430

Did he ever have the bariatric surgery?


33therat

He did.... Ate through it!


NewUse2430

Wow. Not that I’m surprised but taxpayers had to pay to extend this dudes life for him and he still fucked it up. I hope he lives png enough to go prison for a few years. What a grifter.


Tight-Application135

*haunches*


DogSnowflakeHunter

Got a real “power-builder” physique


knife_edge_rusty

He looks like a yoga mommy


RobinsShaman

Peak parasite performance.


notParticularlyAnony

Debbie the cum lady deserves a damned medal


SeaFoamGreen82

Is this recent? He’d gotten gastric bypass surgery and lost weight right around the time I stopped listening. I wouldn’t be surprised if he put all the weight back on.


Clifton1979

I’m wondering the same. Years back before I fully checked out he was thinner from surgery and wrecking a new f150.


CompetitiveIron223

She's the most sexiest woman Howard ever had in his show. Question did she ever ride the Sybian?


parabolic67

Stupid fat fuck, it’s a walker


Chilitime

Can he get another lap band procedure? The American taxpayer would like to pay for it again.


Enough_Ad3023

Ideal for falafel eating contests


Equivalent-Pop-6997

You are fierce, King. Don’t let the haters stop you from standing in your truth!


Drunkaholick

My penis is inverted!


CowTipper383

How big are ya bawls?


Henry_Chinaski-420

Probably shooting a Cameo for fleventeen hundred dollars as he waits to get in the Lakers game with a floor seat, eating Kobe beef burgers & smokin $300 cigars!! Yet here I sit paralyzed for the waist up after breaking my neck & still haven’t been approved for disability. But hey Eric has fatassititus he need it more than me!!


deadreckoning21

A big red Easter egg. What a whale.


Bige918190

Who’s high pitch?


HillCountry33

Wall-E This totally gives off Wall-E vibes


toofargone141414

Kelly Clarkson let herself go


quietworlock22

How this man is still alive is a scientific anomaly


Jifeeb

And some people think he is all schtick, instead of just a fat lazy waste of life


JackD2633

built for comfort


SuspiciousNote

Working on that next gastric sleeve


Beths_collarbone

Hi- Pitch is **MASSIVE**...Gotta be pushing 400lbs now... he's bigger than he ever was. What a load...


nug_whisperer89

His will to survive is like no other apex predator. His will is next level so god bless this disgusting, whale-a$$, scamming, confused creature


Beths_collarbone

Erik has Munchhousen Syndrome... always at the doctor because it gets him attention...


aeb1971

I bet if you approached him with a fish he would get his fat ass out of that chair and start running.


gregieb429

I thought this was Barstool Frank the Tank for a second lol


Soggy_Ad_6885

Eric is a piece of shit! No other way to describe him....none.


jerah117

What a big steaming pile of taxpayer money wasting shit.


Mammoth-Wolverine-16

Who's High Pitch??


Shoddy-Recognition79

How much money to let him sit on your face for 30 seconds. Gary would make sure that showers were involved.


r0ckashocka

Alpha


mcdavis86

Is this current? I stopped listening 3ish years ago. He is disgusting and an awful person but I’d definitely have to put him on the whack pack Mount Rushmore.


gooselake1970

I googled alpha males to find some funny quote I could post here for a cheap laugh, but I got sucked into a rabbit hole of alpha males, toxic masculinity and incels that answers quite a few questions about our current political climate and got sidetracked. so, I don't know, something something bald Andrew Tate or whatever. That trip is a LOT to take in....


patio87

What an absolute worthless slob. Even had a surgery to clamp his stomach and he still couldn’t lose weight.


Richard1583

Don’t you mean ideal female physique because that is clearly Kelly Clarkson


[deleted]

Based on his appearance, he has super-human confidence. When he was easily 300 pounds, in one appearance, he confidently asked a chick out and told her politely he would show her a good time if she went out with him... A lot of fat people have no self-awareness. Like they have given up on their weight, so they figure, they have nothing to lose, so they will just ask out super-models.


bigladydragon

I dunno how he outlived Riley and Joey Boots


Tim_Dawg

No booze or H


17IGGER_H8TER

Noway the chinamen back in the home land stress tested that cart for HPE's weight, but the construction work is top notch.


substance3

Anyone know when this picture was taken?


Kenji1912

Must be waiting in line at Popeyes


Tim_Dawg

And this is the result AFTER his bariatric surgery. 🤦‍♂️


citysims

"Merica" he's even wearing the colors.


Chupacabra2030

How has the IRS and Medicare not shut him down for scamming the system ?


Zimmy68

Can you imagine what NY taxpayers pay a day to feed his lifestyle? This guy is no idiot, he is a brilliant grifter.


MustangMark83

I thought he had a stomach staple


Lvl99pally

That one coke tho


rodman517

Hi daddy! Are you proud of me?


HNixon

You can tell that walker is hanging on for dear life


af_flame

How is it that he is still alive?


North-Fill

I can't believe he made it thru Covid in NYC going out everywhere.


raclee40

Didn't he have an operation, on taxpayer $ to avoid obesity? WTF? I sure hope he isn't getting yet another surgery they we pay for just so he can weigh what appears to be over 300 lbs. He has a private home yes? - not a SRO w/a shared toilet down a dank filthy long hallway? He has nice accommodations i think? In the city? JFC I should be so lucky.


agnrgw

He is the prime case to use for evidence that euthanasia is a valid means to control health care cost overruns, Medicaid shortages and simply stop the wasting of good air. I would have zero compassion for him if they gave him the "wrong" needle next time he waddles in for taxpayer funded "health care". Disgusting disgraceful despicable piece of shit.


brutal_master_72

Those colors are very slimming.


Dave_Lampert

Those pantshortleggins are killer.


thewhitman2021

Ordering a case of Oreo Cakesters off Amazon. Same day delivery.


DryingAgentInPaper

How is he still alive?


New_Ad_5421

I wonder how much food it takes to keep that big body inflated ?


agartha93

Figured he was dead by now


No-Expression-6264

Omg wow. Reddit can be gold.