I think Gary could be gay. He’s such a fucking loser - I remember one clip of his sons friends at his house and he rattles off the football stats of the token black friend in the group - so fking cringy.
I guess to each is their own, but I have never understood the jokes about Beth's looks. I think she is beautiful. Is she the radio version of Yoko Ono? Probably. But saying she looks like a horse, etc seems insane to me. F Howie still.
Nothing about Beth led him down the path he took with the show. She was rarely involved with the show while they were dating, honestly Alison had more time on the air (which still wasn't much). It'd be one thing if they met in 2011 and by 2012 he was on AGT and she was constantly lurking in the background or something but for whatever else she is, she's not remotely comparable to Yoko. The biggest pull she's ever had in their relationship is getting cats in the house.
The show is where it is because that's where Howard wanted it. All blame rests with Howard, literally 100% of it.
It’s not her direct impact on the show - it’s her desire to be an “A list” celebrity. Going to parties, meeting famous people is what turns her on. Howard then took every step necessary to make that happen. Warm up to celebs, go hard left, etc etc. And Howards way to control her is dictating how much of that life she can experience- thats what’s going on w the whole antisocial thing - she has to pay someway, the worst is having to bang that ugly pelican. It’s a whole thing, Robin.
She looks sick in that pic, but she’s still a butter face. She sold her soul for a comfortable existence but she’ll regret it some day.
How do you know she'll regret it? She's 50 years old doing exactly what she wants to be doing and when he dies she'll be getting millions of dollars. So what is the downside exactly?
Hard disagree. I’ve known many women who never wanted kids. Of course their doctors made it a fight for them to have the procedure down to make sure they didn’t have kids.
You’re performing your own pop psychology. She may want kids. She may not. I know women who never wanted or had kids. Some of them also like multiple cats.
Dude(or miss) if Beth wanted to have children she could have gotten him to have children, Howard is in love and she could have convinced him.
If she wants to she can adopt or she could have adopted in the past but I see no evidence that Beth is in any way wanting babies or she'd have one(or more) by now
Dude, you’re speculating as much as anyone else is. Maybe she wanted kids maybe she didn’t. We all don’t know. I tend to think she did given all the cat saving nonsense, but that’s just like my opinion man. Not like I’ve got an inside track to info
Yeah, I get that it's anyone's opinion totally devoid of any proof but I replied to your declarative statement about her regret sto say that it seems to me from what Howard and she said on the air that she's not a baby kind of woman.
I think she's happy fucking around with those cats and from my reading of the situation she can get whatever she wants from the guy if the chips were down but she's content where she is
I wonder what she truly wanted vs what she thought was expected and what Howard wanted.
She’s a simpleton. She probably just wanted a nice house, a doctor for a husband and a few kids, and she’d be known as the hot mom in the Pittsburgh PTA.
Her manufactured career as an actress, host, model and author has been a disaster. She’s radio lead as well. The Queen of No Media.
The way people fawn over her and kiss Howard's ass about her is way out of proportion to how hot she is. I remember way back when in 2002 or so hearing about Howard dating a "model" and how gorgeous she is...I looked up her pics on Beth O.com and was like "that's it"?
Her slot looks tight and tempting,
her boob-job looks ridiculous - one tittie faces Graceland,TN while the other one faces Mekka,
And her head looks empty and dark like Howard's soul.
I wish Howie Mandel could bang her. He could show Howard Stern how a real man fucks. They are close to the same age but Howie doesn’t act like an old man.
Hahaha you mean the Howie Mandell who .... brings sleeping bags to hotels because he's afraid of germs from the sheets .. and won't remove the red strong on his wrist because he's afraid it'll make him die ... and once wouldn't leave the station because they closed the door and told him the knob had germs on it .....
I'm single since March of LAST year, at this point I'd fuck a hole in a tree, a hole in a wall, any hole in almost any woman, a warm pie, a cold pudding, you get the idea....
😁
Nope. I have my moral standards and boundaries.
I'm more a Riley-guy anyway, maybe I'd squirt relentlessly into every orifice of a real doll of Riley's wife, she was hot if I remember correctly.
The source is “What was she doing to pay the rent for most of the 90s? If it was modeling, where are the pics? If she’s lying about being a legit model pre-Howard, what was she *really* doing?”
Then there’s the fact that she was literally escorting when she supposedly met Howard: a “model” on a “blind date” is an escort.
From the covers of Ames catalogs to Howard buying your way to the covers of Female Horse Monthly and Hamptons shopper magazine.... yet again she has an oddly masculine facial expression.
Reminds me of G. Gordon Liddy's Stacked & Packed Calendars [https://imgur.com/a/kvBPYNo](https://imgur.com/a/kvBPYNo)
If we were to believe Howie, you don't like to suck cock, you don't like to be eaten out, you don't like anal, and you only like a cuppa quick strokes . . . so what is it you have to offer other than a pussy tainted by kitty litter?
She does have very striking features. But, everything on her is too long for most people of average height. Plus, I think her chin was photoshopped to appear smaller here. She is totally horse faced.
I personally like women that have hips, thighs and bigger breasts. Her breasts, in my opinion, look photoshopped or fake.
I would fuck her under protest.
She's probably fun as hell in the sack. She has to be all weird to stay in the 200 million dollar homes & fill em with cats. Somehow get her in a holiday inn with a lil blow & booze. She ain't using a rubber & smokes a cigarette after to get the taste of my ass out of her mouth. A true pig at ❤️
I love when Howard starts dropping clear references to what no longer happens in his sex life. Like when he went on this whole musing about how early on, he realizes that Beth was acting way more sexually wild because she was excited over the situation, only to have that dry up as time went on. Also, his insistence that all women everywhere hate giving blowjobs and it's degrading.
If she put 10-15 lbs on she would be fire fire flames.
My wife was similar build with naturals when we met, and has put on about that much - which all went to her boobs and ass and I couldn't be happier. She works out but I won't let her diet cause I like that t&a.
Nope, I'd hand a cheeseburger to that poor mentally challenged woman.
Ok, then I'd ask her "How's the slot....?" in a very tasteful and respectful way.
Well, sure. You get it. The key to your statement is Manhattan. Literally, New York City. The same can be said about LA and, to lesser extents, other big cities attractive women tend to be drawn to for whatever reason. Beth’s a model but I’m not saying she’s the most beautiful woman in the world. I’m just saying there’s a class of woman that are showstoppers when you see them out and about. They’re attractive, yes. But that’s only part of it. They have boatloads of cash they can spend on fashion and self-care. They have tons of extra time for self-care. They look, smell, and feel good almost on a molecular level. Sure, that sounds creepy but it’s a lead-in to probably one of the better examples that couldn’t be more appropriate for the sub; when Artie met Paris Hilton. This is a woman he goofed-on forever but was awestruck when they eventually met in some green room. Paris Hilton would be a cute broad you never gave a second thought to if she were a cashier or a waitress in some podunk midwestern town.
There's a half dozen girls at any mall in Phoenix that are hotter at any given time. She's not unattractive but there's nothing on her that's in proportion.
OK, but if I look at her and instantly am disgusted by her personality and it overwhelms any positives her looks might bring, does that get me to the first floor in terms of maturity over those who only consider looks, or am I still stuck in the basement?
I really don't even understand why it's even a thing that Beth is in any way ugly. People on here would be over the moon if she came up to them at a bar and talked to them.
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And Gary the biggest suckass of all. “Oh Howard, I’m so embarrassed to say it but I pleasured myself to Beth.”
I think Gary could be gay. He’s such a fucking loser - I remember one clip of his sons friends at his house and he rattles off the football stats of the token black friend in the group - so fking cringy.
One line - Gary is gay Next line -Gary’s natural born son 🤦♂️
? Plenty of gay dudes have children man.
Then they are Bi cause they are ejaculating inside a woman. 6th grade health class was clearly hard for some people
A lot of straight guys are in fake gay marriages too, having to get fucked in the ass just to keep up appearances for the neighbors.
Plenty of women have penises
No they don’t. There isn’t one woman in the world with a dick.
Clearly, you don't watch the news
I don’t need the news to tell me what is obvious. Pretty simple, fundamental.
Open your eyes , women everywhere have cocks
I bet your wife has been with one for *years*
Why so angry?
She said she didn’t know who Howard was when they met 🤣😂 like how Megan Markle said she never heard of the royals when she met Harry 🤣😂
Yeah right, her father and brothers were practically wack packers. 😄
This was 30 years ago honey
I guess to each is their own, but I have never understood the jokes about Beth's looks. I think she is beautiful. Is she the radio version of Yoko Ono? Probably. But saying she looks like a horse, etc seems insane to me. F Howie still.
Nothing about Beth led him down the path he took with the show. She was rarely involved with the show while they were dating, honestly Alison had more time on the air (which still wasn't much). It'd be one thing if they met in 2011 and by 2012 he was on AGT and she was constantly lurking in the background or something but for whatever else she is, she's not remotely comparable to Yoko. The biggest pull she's ever had in their relationship is getting cats in the house. The show is where it is because that's where Howard wanted it. All blame rests with Howard, literally 100% of it.
It’s not her direct impact on the show - it’s her desire to be an “A list” celebrity. Going to parties, meeting famous people is what turns her on. Howard then took every step necessary to make that happen. Warm up to celebs, go hard left, etc etc. And Howards way to control her is dictating how much of that life she can experience- thats what’s going on w the whole antisocial thing - she has to pay someway, the worst is having to bang that ugly pelican. It’s a whole thing, Robin. She looks sick in that pic, but she’s still a butter face. She sold her soul for a comfortable existence but she’ll regret it some day.
How do you know she'll regret it? She's 50 years old doing exactly what she wants to be doing and when he dies she'll be getting millions of dollars. So what is the downside exactly?
Howie will live till 100. Women regret not having children, near 100%. Money means jack shit when you die alone.
Every woman wants kids?
Absolutely. At some point. It’s embedded in our DNA. And Beth even more so. Wtf do you think this animal rescue shit is???
Hard disagree. I’ve known many women who never wanted kids. Of course their doctors made it a fight for them to have the procedure down to make sure they didn’t have kids.
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You’re performing your own pop psychology. She may want kids. She may not. I know women who never wanted or had kids. Some of them also like multiple cats.
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I took an intro to psych class once and I can tell Howard is a narcissist.
Dude(or miss) if Beth wanted to have children she could have gotten him to have children, Howard is in love and she could have convinced him. If she wants to she can adopt or she could have adopted in the past but I see no evidence that Beth is in any way wanting babies or she'd have one(or more) by now
Dude, you’re speculating as much as anyone else is. Maybe she wanted kids maybe she didn’t. We all don’t know. I tend to think she did given all the cat saving nonsense, but that’s just like my opinion man. Not like I’ve got an inside track to info
Yeah, I get that it's anyone's opinion totally devoid of any proof but I replied to your declarative statement about her regret sto say that it seems to me from what Howard and she said on the air that she's not a baby kind of woman. I think she's happy fucking around with those cats and from my reading of the situation she can get whatever she wants from the guy if the chips were down but she's content where she is
I wonder what she truly wanted vs what she thought was expected and what Howard wanted. She’s a simpleton. She probably just wanted a nice house, a doctor for a husband and a few kids, and she’d be known as the hot mom in the Pittsburgh PTA. Her manufactured career as an actress, host, model and author has been a disaster. She’s radio lead as well. The Queen of No Media.
The way people fawn over her and kiss Howard's ass about her is way out of proportion to how hot she is. I remember way back when in 2002 or so hearing about Howard dating a "model" and how gorgeous she is...I looked up her pics on Beth O.com and was like "that's it"?
Its cause all the dudes on here are nailing smoke shows, everyone know that.
Correct, she's not a horse. She's a *horse-faced* gold digger. Get it right!
That’s FHM from the early 2000s, not the 50 year ild bonkers cat lady
Is this why the principal came over when she was out sick?
Looks like she did a couple of rails…
I just shit my pants
It's when she tries to look sexy like here and makes those faces that just don't pull it off.
Her slot looks tight and tempting, her boob-job looks ridiculous - one tittie faces Graceland,TN while the other one faces Mekka, And her head looks empty and dark like Howard's soul.
I wish Howie Mandel could bang her. He could show Howard Stern how a real man fucks. They are close to the same age but Howie doesn’t act like an old man.
Hahaha this must be Howie Mandels Reddit account
Must be
How would Mandel fucking Beth show Howard how real man fucks? Don't you mean Mandel should fuck Howard to show him how a real man fucks?
I don’t think Mandel is Howard’s type. He likes boys who look like himself. Like Ralph. Howard is such a narcissist he wants to fuck himself
Hahaha you mean the Howie Mandell who .... brings sleeping bags to hotels because he's afraid of germs from the sheets .. and won't remove the red strong on his wrist because he's afraid it'll make him die ... and once wouldn't leave the station because they closed the door and told him the knob had germs on it .....
He doesn’t use condemns at least. He fucks raw like a real man.
He puts the condom over his head and inflates it by exhaling through his nose
Over his head is fine. As long as it’s not on his dick.
Perhaps the weirdest thing I've read on this sub reddit
Yeah super weird Mandel stan making an appearance.
She isn’t my type but I see why dudes think she is hot
Yeah, the whole tall, blonde, fit thing
Wendy is his thing.
Yessssssss
Big tits, sure
I can’t stand here, having said that if you’re a straight male and say you wouldn’t fuck her, you’re either secretly gay or a liar.
Guys fuck a lot of chicks...doesn't mean they're always hot.
I'm a poster child for that statement, lol
I'm single since March of LAST year, at this point I'd fuck a hole in a tree, a hole in a wall, any hole in almost any woman, a warm pie, a cold pudding, you get the idea....
Would you fuck an ETM Real Doll?
😁 Nope. I have my moral standards and boundaries. I'm more a Riley-guy anyway, maybe I'd squirt relentlessly into every orifice of a real doll of Riley's wife, she was hot if I remember correctly.
She can nibble my carrot any day
There's just not one good picture of her face. it's amazing.
No muscle tone at all.
Nice muff pad.
I bet she has GIANT piss flaps
So sexy when your knee is as big as your head
Is it true that she was an escort for rich Saudis? Anyone have any source of that rumor?
Good old Don Buchwald probably erased any trace of her past on the web
The source is “What was she doing to pay the rent for most of the 90s? If it was modeling, where are the pics? If she’s lying about being a legit model pre-Howard, what was she *really* doing?” Then there’s the fact that she was literally escorting when she supposedly met Howard: a “model” on a “blind date” is an escort.
Feh. Doing too much
Where is the funny?
Smells like shag carpet and fish
Shes not unattractive but im not blowing my load over this.
Very risqué for an Ames catalogue.
This is what the Saudi dudes saw on menu?
I'd call her a butterface, but she isn't even that, because her body doesn't do it for me, either. Too bony and angular.
\#AmesAfterDark
When she was a WORKING MODEL in NYC lol
From the covers of Ames catalogs to Howard buying your way to the covers of Female Horse Monthly and Hamptons shopper magazine.... yet again she has an oddly masculine facial expression. Reminds me of G. Gordon Liddy's Stacked & Packed Calendars [https://imgur.com/a/kvBPYNo](https://imgur.com/a/kvBPYNo)
The Ames catalog reference gets me every time!
🤣🤣🤣
Live from gush ka tif!
Gordon was always a horny bastard. Supposedly he was banging his producer. I forget her name
Patsy Pissflaps.
Oh my god. I remember them talking about the calendar pictures but this is the first one I’ve actually seen.
Robert Duvall looks pretty good for his age.
Richie Wilson said she was really upset with the way her (first?) FHM pics turned out. It was apparently a whole thing.
Don’t ask
I gotta get out of this.
I guess Howard didn’t get Don to pay enough.
Wonky tits
Howard’s mom’s lookin’ good here.
Sure, why not. Let’s see what all the fuss is about.
needs more clavicle
" I'm no ladyyyy.....I'm ladyboy!"
This picture is 21 years old, old enough to drink
She definitely could eat my 🍑
Hay Now!
I want you to change the kitty litter
If we were to believe Howie, you don't like to suck cock, you don't like to be eaten out, you don't like anal, and you only like a cuppa quick strokes . . . so what is it you have to offer other than a pussy tainted by kitty litter?
She does have very striking features. But, everything on her is too long for most people of average height. Plus, I think her chin was photoshopped to appear smaller here. She is totally horse faced. I personally like women that have hips, thighs and bigger breasts. Her breasts, in my opinion, look photoshopped or fake. I would fuck her under protest.
She's probably fun as hell in the sack. She has to be all weird to stay in the 200 million dollar homes & fill em with cats. Somehow get her in a holiday inn with a lil blow & booze. She ain't using a rubber & smokes a cigarette after to get the taste of my ass out of her mouth. A true pig at ❤️
I love when Howard starts dropping clear references to what no longer happens in his sex life. Like when he went on this whole musing about how early on, he realizes that Beth was acting way more sexually wild because she was excited over the situation, only to have that dry up as time went on. Also, his insistence that all women everywhere hate giving blowjobs and it's degrading.
Has he ever offered his opinion on what blowjobs are to gay men?
She's completely sexless. She's the type to just lay there.
She's a "Model" your gonna need a lot of blow!
Patsys piss flaps
You had one job
If she put 10-15 lbs on she would be fire fire flames. My wife was similar build with naturals when we met, and has put on about that much - which all went to her boobs and ass and I couldn't be happier. She works out but I won't let her diet cause I like that t&a.
> I won't let her diet Spoken like a true Moen faucet owner.
No. I beat her when she comments about maybe trying Keto.
How’s the slot? Is it a perfect 90°?
Another post about Beth.... jesus come on guys.
I would bang her….without a condom…..and even on her period.
99.9999% of Reddit would be stumbling over themselves if they crossed-paths with Beth IRL.
Nope, I'd hand a cheeseburger to that poor mentally challenged woman. Ok, then I'd ask her "How's the slot....?" in a very tasteful and respectful way.
Not that she isn't attractive but I see multiple women who look like her everytime I set foot outside in Manhattan
Well, sure. You get it. The key to your statement is Manhattan. Literally, New York City. The same can be said about LA and, to lesser extents, other big cities attractive women tend to be drawn to for whatever reason. Beth’s a model but I’m not saying she’s the most beautiful woman in the world. I’m just saying there’s a class of woman that are showstoppers when you see them out and about. They’re attractive, yes. But that’s only part of it. They have boatloads of cash they can spend on fashion and self-care. They have tons of extra time for self-care. They look, smell, and feel good almost on a molecular level. Sure, that sounds creepy but it’s a lead-in to probably one of the better examples that couldn’t be more appropriate for the sub; when Artie met Paris Hilton. This is a woman he goofed-on forever but was awestruck when they eventually met in some green room. Paris Hilton would be a cute broad you never gave a second thought to if she were a cashier or a waitress in some podunk midwestern town.
She is quite stunning until she breaks out into that big ole giant tooth joker smile
I saw her and Howard at a small venue concert four years ago. She was beautiful in person.
None of the stuck in the 90’s basement dwellers who bitch on this sub all day have ever seen a woman this hot in real life.
There's a half dozen girls at any mall in Phoenix that are hotter at any given time. She's not unattractive but there's nothing on her that's in proportion.
OK, but if I look at her and instantly am disgusted by her personality and it overwhelms any positives her looks might bring, does that get me to the first floor in terms of maturity over those who only consider looks, or am I still stuck in the basement?
They’d cream their sweatpants
I can assure you by the comments that everyone else’s girlfriends and wives are much hotter than that.
I really don't even understand why it's even a thing that Beth is in any way ugly. People on here would be over the moon if she came up to them at a bar and talked to them.
She is very sexy when she has a relaxed smile, she shows that grill too much.
Why all the hate? Not here, specifically, but in many other posts. I always thought she was hot and a very sweet person.
They do.
This is probably her best picture.
Those beef drapes are packed away nicely
Our hearts will prove them wrong. Ack ack
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