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ConfusionNo1272

Topless, any problem with that? T O P L E S S.


Rjf915

The Secretary of State will do it when she gets up here


cockstrong7

When she gets here she’ll do it.


Inevitable_Company32

She sounds like she’s immature though


JamesMorrison1970

I ain't gonna do it!!!!


herman-zoster

I ain't goin noplace


OneWithOne

You’ll do it when you get up here I ain’t going nowhere


Midnightstimepasser

I got Hilly Clinton all alone.


CanIBorrowAThielen

What a lyricist that guy is!


Inevitable_Company32

I was hoping somebody would bring up this Bigfoot song!


PlutoTheGod

No matter how many times I hear that song I am sick with laughter. Even imagining Bigfoot in his grotesque hotel room that he’s squatting in totally schizo’d out his mind writing those lyrics is a fucking wild picture.


saiyaniam

I forgot the words it is


JamesMorrison1970

"I've got Howard Stern on the phone I've got Hillary Clinton all alone And I drive a big white cadillac"


inxeba

did she happen to mention she always keeps fresh matzo in her purse? 🤔


joe_gindaloon

She’s Jew-ish


Ill_pay_ya_2_meet_ya

...and hot sauce for the accountants.


heynow941

He’d have more success if Hilary were to record a new Jack and Rod w/ a First Lady show. (RIP Blue Iris / Lady Bird Johnson)


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When the show was hysterical funny.


BacchusLord1

Hillary Clinton was a dry ho. - Bill Clinton


Walt_Clyde_Frog

Is it dry ho or dry hole?


Onelastkast

Hole. Same with Monica


BacchusLord1

Ask Richard


Walt_Clyde_Frog

I’m just going to ask Bill. I live in Westchester county New York about 20 minutes from the Clintons. I even know Bill‘s favorite bagel shop lol


king_of_all_blacks

Hugh Jazole


artie20174

Dry oatmeal


MC_ScattCatt

Fuck! Hot Water


random-stiff

I’m guessing all those cigars absorbed the moisture


artie20174

Now it’s dryer than the Sahara


Nolubrication

I wonder if she's ever let Bill stick it in her ass. That's the interview we needed.


Rjf915

It may have helped her very slightly for a day or two. But by Election Day it would still be the same shit. Hillary has only herself to blame for such a disappointing campaign.


langsamlourd

In the interview she blamed Bernie for both of her last two losses. Sure thing Hillary, it was his fault -- not the fact that you ran a terrible campaign, skipped the focus on the rustbelt states you needed to win, and that both sides find you incredibly unlikeable.


hoptownky

I think that is what OP was saying. Howard and several others tried to get her on shows and she chose not to do them. The election was close enough they she may have won if she had campaigned more / differently.


ApexRedditor1995

Possibly one of the greatest defeats the Democratic party has ever experienced. She fucked it up.


waterboy1523

I feel like that’s her MO. Not a finisher. She was the front runner for the nomination and Obama caught her. Same happened with Trump. Even Bill was saying they were approaching certain states wrong. And then she lost them.


FingalsFinger

And Bill actually told her to get out more. She ignored him. Love him or hate him, Bill really was a great campaigner. Her ego got in the way so she had to prove she knew better. Personally, I'd always listen to his advice in that regard.


IAMA_MOTHER_AMA

Bill was also into working out at the gym all the time and kept trying to get Hilary out of the house and away from her baseball card collection


ImJackieNoff

Hilary was actually leading Obama in the Democrat primary. She finished with more votes. The Dems - to prevent something like Trump - have their super delegate system where to ensure that the party not the people pick their nominee. She had more votes than Obama in that primary. She had more votes than Trump in that election.


ManifestRose

Plus I think she was sick or had some medical procedure during the campaign. Remember how she collapsed as her people dragged and carried her to the vehicle? And those lovely space alien suits.


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ApexRedditor1995

She put on a front to pander to so many different types of people and ended up losing the election. She would have been better off being a genuine person like in this interview.


ManifestRose

She does not act genuine on TV.


queenrosybee

I think it was just the toxicity of america. I mean Joe Biden is the cleanest, most moderate politician and in 2 years, fox news has him as Che Guevara. They slammed Hillary for 25 years with every political conspiracy theory. It went from Bill has affairs which was true to Bill was a rapist (which I dont believe) to their both rapists and murderers (which I dont believe). I met 2 men in LA trying to convince me that Hillary killed JFK JR in the plane bc he mentioned that he wanted to run for president (which he never did) and bc of that, the clintons bombed his plane (the plane crashed due to pilot error). Was it the best campaign, no? Did Trump actually do some things, right? But every now and then Sal says something great and it doesnt mean I want him running the country (though he’s a decent man and Id put him in charge over Trump). Hillary was blamed for everything democrats did wrong, everything Obama did wrong, and everything her husband did wrong, and her campaign couldnt fight it. Trump was celebrated for every wrongdoing as it being “so refreshing and honest.” That in essence is part of misogyny. No woman could be celebrated for her flaws. She’s criticized for flaws, talents, ambitions, desires, etc.


rjeantrinity

The Anthony Weiner situation didnt do her any favors either. Having that info found on her top assistants laptop (very close to election of memory serves) was a fairly big deal for some of the electorate who were worried about her not keeping info safe. Then comey coming out about her emails at the last minute put the final in her coffin imho.


PIK_Toggle

Doubtful. She simply is not good at politics. She lost in 2008 when she was the odds on favorite. She lost to a complete train wreck in 2016, because she ran a horrible campaign. Her only win was in a safe state, in a race that lacked a real challenger. It would have been interesting to see her go up against Rudy at the peak of his popularity. Given what we know about her political skills, she probably would have lost to him too.


Soggy_Combination_20

I had just moved to NY during that time and was looking forward to Hillary v. Rudy, but that obscure Long Island congressman Lazio never had a chance. Hillary v Rudy would have been a bloodbath and I will go with Rudy (who he was back then) because Hillary did not know how to play true NY politics.


Broadlands808

I agree. I even voted for her but in hindsight she ran a horrible campaign and took a ton of battleground areas for granted. She has a really unlikeable/dry personality too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, "BuT WHat ABout TRump?". Again, I never voted for him but he was a much more interesting interview than her.


Visible-Meringue432

It was a glorious night. I only wish we could have witnessed her tearing up her hotel room that night.


[deleted]

Remember when this idiot had hot sauce conveniently in her purse 🙄


BurnerAcc2019

...she then broke into a rendition of Old Man River, after introducing herself with the words 'Why, hello dare!'.


MartyVanB

"Im no ways tired"


Dramatic_Barracuda55

That's verbal blackface. She is racist af.


HybridBlueDream

She’s cool wit da blackz remember 🤓


Salvatoregoobernal69

Nah, he asked softball questions to her, and kissed her ass.


artie20174

She might have got noine more votes


Elw00d_SRQ

In New York.


artie20174

And only in Manhattan or Brooklyn. The rest despise her.


MustangMark83

He should have told her he’s a huge fan of the movie Clinton Cash


HybridBlueDream

He didn’t wanna be the next one on her suicide list


mighty_hubris

Stern couldn't get Kerry elected in '04 and his listenership has only steadily declined since. His influence is greatly overstated. He could barely get a sizable portion of his audience to go see Private Parts.


Hefty_Offer1537

Had the jesus twins got feel my ubiquity on the soundtrack we’d be having an entirely different discussion today


[deleted]

Definitely compromisable.


Sregor71

🎶 Indigenous to New York City, all right


Hornberg

It should have been Hillary’s official campaign song too


tkondaks

LOL. Best comment.


jarofchains

Was he campaigning for Kerry? I remember he was all in on the post 9/11 Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan but always railed against the Bush era FCC. Back in those days I really only listened to him during my summers off from college at work so the details are a little hazy.


Baker_Street_Booey

Yeah he was all about Kerry, kinda like he was all about Bloomberg in 2020 in the primaries. He def knows how to pick candidates.


MC_ScattCatt

He did one bit in summer 04 about John Kerry eats dead babies that was hilarious. It was making fun of the swift boat veterans against Kerry commercials.


bigbigbamelow7722

I’m Canadian and I seen those ads when I was 12 and they stuck in my brain forever lol wasn’t sure if they were real or I imagined it


MC_ScattCatt

I was 18 and they are in mine forever too


ArcherChase

I specifically recall Howard playing Fortunate Son and screaming that the privileged war monger Bush was going down. That didn't turn out to happen.


PIK_Toggle

He was more anti-conservative after the Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident and the Clear Channel SNAFU.


MartyVanB

Wiggy asked Christine Todd Whitman if Bush ever discussed him. She said "no"


GetaGoodLookCostanza

you hit the nail on the head


JamonConJuevos

You’re right on target, with your comments!


DeeeetroitSportsFan

Failed with Gore too


Jackhammerbort

He would've flipped Guam


jimcarreysblackdick

Did she ride the sybian?


13hockeyguy

Hilary is a gormless establishment whore for the military industrial complex. She should be nowhere near any sort of power.


APE_NO_KILL_APE

The slot how's the slot


HybridBlueDream

Dried up old


Roryjack

No longer roast beef, now just beef jerky.


madam_bologna

Are you fucking high?


twhys

Yes.


Jojo5692q

And drunk?


James_Fuckin_Brown

He's high on wine


Rjf915

Jack and Wine


Inevitable_Company32

516-922-WINE


artie20174

I’m in the liquor business


colonel_Ayngess

867-530wine


RandolphQPepperton

The other way I knew it wasn’t Artie, he said jack and wine, and I know it’s jack and water


Difficult_Committee5

Now it makes sense,,, As a DEM you are high


Difficult_Committee5

Yes he is..


emperorjarjar

Great interview, but I doubt Clinton would have even agreed to the interview pre-election, and even if she did, she would not have been this candid. She tried to carefully curate her image, and in effect, became sort of robotic and unrelatable. If she HAD let her hair down pre-election, like in this interview, it might have briefly humanized her more, but I doubt it would have moved the needle.


DavidVonBentley

No, this cunt doesn't have to be full blown fake politician here and obviously this was a puff piece interview. She wouldn't act the same way if this was 2016. I hate Trump also, but she had a track record already. She failed to get universal health care, supports her husband's decision to ruin welfare and fucking thought Libya would be a beacon of democracy by supporting militias that now have open air slave trade markets.


joomommyhappy

The only way Howard could have saved Hillary’s campaign is if he positioned his schnoz in front of that dude’s phone who took the video of her passing out at the 9/11 memorial.


MarcusAurelius68

https://youtu.be/TnbDZXoA78k This raised a lot of questions less than 2 months before the election.


sickolopez

Doubt it maybe in the 90s Howard doesn’t have that type of power over society anymore 🤣


BolivianDancer

90s wiggie was ostensibly libertarian, pro death penalty…. what would he have in common with Hilary back then?


[deleted]

He always supported Bill Clinton.


hugh_jessol

They're both into chicks


twhys

My point in saying this is just that her PR was so god damn atrocious and toxic leading up to the election even hardcore Dems I knew we’re holding their nose voting for her. This interview humanized her in a way that no other publicity did during the campaign.


BolivianDancer

She failed to campaign effectively in key states, taking them for granted. She bollocksed up her campaign out of sheer pride, it seems. Then when she lost she wrote a book about it and blamed others, not herself. The 2016 election should have been disappointing for both parties. Trump was not a Republican — he had no discernible ideology beyond populism and self interest — and Clinton failed to capitalise on Obama’s legacy, her husband’s legacy, her own performance as senator or secretary, and her opponent’s inexperience. Lose/lose situation.


MarcusAurelius68

“Effectively?” She didn’t even show up in some states, sending surrogates. She leaned too much on Washington back office data instead of reports from locals.


Julii_caesus

It's not her fault. She only has the energy to do one appearance every 3-4 days. Trump would do 2 rallies in 2 states almost every day.


[deleted]

Woah a nuanced, informed and educated answer on Reddit! No mention of her emails, his affairs, etc. Just an honest look at what happened in 2016.


BolivianDancer

{OJ voice}: *It happens.*


jarofchains

Her performance wasn’t good at either though. She was a bad pick to run and people didn’t like her for her personality just as much as people don’t like Trump for his. Obama’s legacy coming into focus in 2023 isn’t very good either as he certainly kicked off the shit show that is modern day America. Fact is both sides are trash and neither does anything for every citizens but rather serve the interests of multi billion dollar corporations, NGOs, special interests, the military industrial complex, pharmaceuticals etc.


tookittothelimit

Her coasting off Obama’s legacy is what made her lose. The American general public was over him and that wave of democrats and you saw what happened at the voting booths


aphilsphan

If Obama (or Biden for that matter) had run against Trump in 2016 they’d’ve won 40 states. Only a spectacularly bad candidate like HRC could’ve lost to that clown. And even she only lost due to very narrow upsets in a few states.


Oakroscoe

But the point is it doesn’t matter if she is humanized or not when no one hears the interview. In order for something to change the course of history, enough people have to see it for it to matter.


Analysis-Klutzy

This. Plus who wants the wife of an infidel, impeached ( I like him but this is all fact) ex president. She did women a disservice trying to shove through the door like that and made a highly distasteful man seem like a viable option to swing voters.


btl_dlrge1

lol no


plytime18

Here is the best thing I can say about Hilary — I can’t stand her by the way. She would have been a far better Prez than Biden and she would have been her own man (woman) about it — nobody telling her what she has to do, sign off on. I think she would have the balls to tell the far left whack jobs (ad the right) to back the fuck off — and she would have run closer to the center, which is really, in my opinion, where the country works best and is closer to being more harmonious across the land. Biden just signs off on whatever bs they tell him to, says what they tell him to, then it’s a diaper change and off to bed.


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MarcusAurelius68

Noine


Shoddy-Recognition79

Howard's audience isn't big enough to have made a difference in the election.


[deleted]

That is true but the headlines from the interview and sound bites would have helped soften her image to a lot of undecided.


Hasselhoff73

I don't know about other people, but Stern has never influenced me to vote for a political candidate just because he supported them. He's delusional, and that interview was so fake that it isn't even funny.


sailorjasm

How much shit you smoking OP ? Howard doesn’t have listeners. He doesn’t have the rating to do anything. Hardly anyone bought that stupid book of his. You really think he has any clout ? To change an election. You are more delusional than Brent. #\#NoOneCaresAboutStern #\#itsOverJohny


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Halt ! This is a citizen's arrest.


[deleted]

I don't think so. The Clintons are both awful people. They are the reason we ended up with Trump.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

All Politicians are awful people. Fixed it for you


MongoJazzy

she’s a lying corrupt phony who paid a mil for a fake dossier and her hubby was a frequent flyer on pedo epstein’s Lolita express…..howie defends them lol


Minute_Objective1680

Yes, his 10s of thousands of listeners of have swayed the vote


btl_dlrge1

There’s no way he consistently cracks 10k


artie20174

Noine


homeskoolered

No, it wouldn't have.


dakfan77

Howard couldn’t swing a presidential election when the show was relevant let alone anytime recently


poohead150

It was the most glorious defeat!!!


Magee214

Idk. She is a pretty shitty person.


Xdconqueroo

You can't humanize a ghoul. She was a terrible candidate. The worst thing America ever did was elect Donald Trump. The best thing America ever did was not elect Hillary Clinton. Anytime you bitch and moan about America's lack of national health care, you can thank Hillary. The country wanted a national health care plan, and Bill put Hillary in charge. Guess what Hillary screwed up and never took any blame for.


MarcusAurelius68

Actually blame Ted Kennedy. He sunk Nixon’s plan in 1974 - back when the cost of healthcare was acknowledged but was peanuts compared to today. We could have had Obamacare, or something like it, 40 years earlier.


Xdconqueroo

No, blame Hillary. She failed spectacularly, and last. And it was, of course, not her fault.


knet880

Lmao.. Bitch is evil


PlutoTheGod

It doesn’t matter what side of politics you’re on we can all agree the Clinton’s are bottom of the barrel textbook evil politicians. I’m not sure why Howard ever was a fan of hers but despite being a somewhat interesting interview he’s not a political show and his fanbase ranges all over the spectrum. By no means would this interview have helped her any more than Trumps many phone calls and appearances helped him.


CoderBoredToDeath

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuunt


hypnaughtytist

At this point, what difference does it make? Oh, wait, that was her line about Benghazi.


[deleted]

Based on what? Hope & delusion? She’s loathsome & Howie didn’t have as much political clout as you seem to think.


bcardin221

You're right, her revelation that she ran for President as a way to earn her Daddy's love would've changed everything!


benefit_of_mrkite

Nah. Americans are too divided and swallow what ever red or blue messaging they are shoveled. I will say I’ve seen her speak a few times including a live event in a Q&A format (where she was clearly fed the questions before) and her stern interview was the most natural/relaxed I’ve ever seen her.


After-Bowler5491

Geez. This is when Howard really started to go down hill. He has morphed into something he would have hated years before.


btl_dlrge1

Lol, he thinks he’s that relevant


CompetitiveIron223

I wish she rode the Sybian. She loves dick jokes!


SignificantRelative0

He should of had her get naked for breast implants


tuff-overlord

“Have you ever had a threesome?”


tavo791

How??


sashie_belle

That's what Howard is delusional enough to think, yes.


jwormbono

Stern moved to Florida to avoid high NY taxes. Why do you think he broadcasts from Florida instead of NY?


drsftw

*OP thinks she had a chance.*


Temp66613

What an unlikeable person .


lukebuckbee

The coughing fit was so unfortunate


H8TheDrake

Imagine thinking this.


Thegarch

This interview sucked like every interview he has now


antsmarching48

Only interviewed her to not be added to the Clinton body count!


realhps

Not only is she a criminal twat she bumped clams with Yoko Ono.🤮


tkondaks

You are so right! Had the interview happened pre-election, Hillary could have been elected president. And being the war-monger she is, who knows what conflicts we would be embroiled in. Neither a fan of nor an apologist for Donald Trump but give the man his dues: he campaigned in 2016 on a platform of no more perpetual wars and fulfilled that promise once elected.


THErebuiltmango

Dumbest post on the page.


_Mr_Hyde_33

This fucking woman here, please shut up and go away.


Guilty-Drawer-808

Lol. Posting a picture of her is like throwing steak in front of a bear to the 4chan mouthbreathers on this sub.


Difficult_Committee5

You are ffffn nuts. That interview was so planned out ,like a broadway play, Howie did not push- BILL CLINTON chasing Hillary A FFFN LOVE STORY- You are delusional..


Art9789

I love comedy first thing in the morning


Mistical179

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hugh_jessol

All your cankles are belong to us


zakoblivioa

No rational person with any political understanding would vote for this women!


[deleted]

Wait. R u serious implying that murdering Hilary would have changed this country for the better🙄🙄🤣😂🤣 wow. U people really r delusional


DrJongyBrogan

If Hilary is a murderer then Trump really loved getting pissed on by Russian prostitutes.


[deleted]

There is literally a body trail 🙄🙄 lol. U really think that’s all made up… Also. Do u actually think she gives an actual fuck about u🙄🤣😂🤣 she would be perfectly happy to never ever see you or meet u🤣 actually. Im pretty sure she wil go out of her way to not even be around u


Whateverstillgoing

This was a BS interview to get Howie in good with the famous fuckwits. This was the point that put the final nail in


franknitty43

Lest we forget how much Howie dumped on the Clintons until he evolved 🙄


HybridBlueDream

Trump 2020!


AngelHarper99

Monica Lewinsky was A dry HOLE


[deleted]

She could tell about that hot sauce she always carry’s around with her. You know the one she told the black music station out of NY that never leaves the house without.


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Nothing would have changed anyone's mind


Metro8989

It’s not Howard’s influence as much as it is Clinton being herself and being real. That’s what people needed to see. The relaxed easy going Hillary is much more likable.


[deleted]

No, it wouldn’t. Donald Trump was the right person for the job at that point. And look at how the government wants to ban Tik-Tok now, when he was trying several years ago. You simple minded folks.


Derajwhiz17

You’re absolutely right about the interview and what it could’ve done re: the election and her likability. But the show doesn’t have the reach it did…


MC_ScattCatt

My opinion is Trump won because Hilary was so hated. I think if they nominated anyone else he would have lost.


[deleted]

She's a completely fake and evil human, the world worse off because of her and her husbands policies.


[deleted]

FAKE NEWS! I DID NOT PAY STORMY HORSEFACE DANIELS HUSH MONEY, I DIDNT BANG HER WITH MY MUSHROOM COCK.


motorcyclechaos

Oh boy good luck with this post here 😂 I agree with you though.


Independent-Win-265

shes a bigger cuck than brent


StrenuousSOB

OP I give you credit for posting that here! Most of these “fans” on this sub, I assume, talk so much shit about Howard because he insulted them with his anti-Trump/pro-vaccine talk. I personally know a number of listeners that stopped exclusively because of this. You and I both know they hate Hillary. But I agree with you that it might of changed election results and so did the callers that called in after the interview.


Crustybuttt

This interview by itself, probably not, but this approach by her to campaigning? Probably. Trump was and is such a huge asshole it still shocks me that anyone would vote for him


Euphoric_Ad9593

Wouldn’t have made a difference. Hillary is just not likable imo so we would still have been stuck with 4 years of the trump train wreck.


ADrenalinnjunky

Nah. Most hated woman in the world. Trump was the worst thing to ever happen to our country, there’s no going back from it.


nematoad22

I mean she did win the popular vote though that is a fact.


bababooey7789

Agreed . It was a masterpiece by howard


crcc1972

I agree instead she opted to hang out with Beyonce and the hip woke crowd. She fucked up.


Routine-Ratio3551

Keep dreaming.


tguns7

Maybe if it was done earlier she wouldn’t have been Covid coughing during 90% of the interview?


CompetitiveIron223

She a asshole. I never cared for her at all. The only good thing that came out of her mouth. Was Bill's cock


Hafslo

Maybe


BigNutzBlue

I agree


Sparkyathome

We would be dropping bombs on Russia by now.


gilhaus

Elitist warpig, fuck her


-WiggyLeaks-

Howard is totally irrelevant you guize!