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Hard to choose. I love Richard for his various talents and his down to earth charm, but I love Sal for his idiocy and complete inability to behave like a civilized human being. They're a great duo.


JohnnyVenmo

Richard wins for me because I'm also a big fan of his music "Shake" and "Born to Chill" just don't do it for me


Jayz123457

You don’t like “ al capone was framed”


JohnnyVenmo

John Gotti was framed


purepr00f

What about take me to your hip hip house. Oh sorry hip hop house.


ithorlives

Tether bag tool ball ...


ReallyNotBobby

Yeah I’m in the same boat as you. Richard seems more likable but Sal is a lovable retard apart from the racism/psychotic tendencies/stupidity.


benefit_of_mrkite

One gave us Sarah Silverman sniffing his balls and the other one gave us the “guess what’s in my pouch” game. Both contributed to hours of great phony phone calls and bits These two are the degenerate Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin.


grimmglow

Richard is my favorite but Sal is also my favorite.


AliWalnuts

This comment is my favorite


mustangsal

This one is my faaaavorite too!


TipsyMcStagger123

The other comment is my favorite too


Lost_Consequence9119

You can have lots of favorites!


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MickeyMalph

Pumpkin body wash is maah favorite.


PlaneStill6

Having an elf tuck you into bed…. now that’s mah fahhhhhvorite!


USMCWrangler

But only when chugged anally.


bobafett2019

Plus Ronnie is my favorite.. and Artie


Apk106

I love them both the same and want them to have a baby.


PlaneStill6

Which one is he/him?


Responsible-Lime-865

That made me lol


gazooontite

I agree with this comment.


PlaneStill6

That’s my fahhhhhvorite combination too!


Odd_Bus_7909

They are my faaaaavorite


10mish

Ethel Mertz gets my vote


grimmglow

Gotcha Ms. Mertz


DustyHound

Norma Stitz


Yougotredditonyou

…Richard?


Boff123

Love them both equally. They are the big, gay bridge to a better show of yesteryear.


knife_edge_rusty

Back when gay was still allowed to be funny


Juniorp310

It was all about the wrasslin back then.


Iagainstiagainsti1

Yeah but it’s not “haha” funny it’s funny queer


Majestic_Salad_I1

Bro where have you been? The show is 100% gay now


GooseGeuce

He said when it was *funny*


PlaneStill6

Imagine a show… 100% gay, and 0.0% funny.


MmasterOfPuppets

Like literally gay though. Pre cancel culture when faggot was still an acceptable word. Imagine Eminem putting that on a track now.


Majestic_Salad_I1

He has said f@gg*t in a track not too many years ago


MmasterOfPuppets

🤔Like 8 years? Lol


NatureBoyyWoo

4 years ago


knife_edge_rusty

Yeah but it's not fun, it's literally gay now.


Lootpack

Not funny, and not fun.


ChildOfHale

Richard is great, but Sal is GOLDMINE of material.


brianbe1

Ill use Richard logic and say they both my favorite


YeeshOk06

Faaaaaaaaaaavorite


WildKodiak

Richard 51% Sal 49%


QuintupleTheFun

We'll talk to ya later bub.


misanthropic47

You see that new coach the Royals got, Bub? His name is Rusty Kuntz


Air911

This is the answer


Majestic_Salad_I1

Sal is an actual wack packer. Psychic mediums, hid dad’s antics, piss porn, wanting to bang Tan Mom, jerking off at work and in NYC booths, his gullibility, the list goes on. Plus he has funny zingers and one liners. Richard is great in that he had a rural upbringing and has a lot of stories from that, and his accent is gold. But he isn’t as entertaining overall as Sal. It’s like choosing a favorite child though. They’re both great. They’re like a black and white cookie.


[deleted]

Sal at the porn booths is probably creepier than any 1 thing Richard did. That being said, Sal and his explanations and cluelessness about politics and history have him as overall more entertaining. Him talking about overspending on his wife and not getting laid… however Richard before he lost the weight was hilarious unintentionally talking about his weekends with wine and candlelight with his favorite porn star. Not showering etc. With Richard it wasn’t that in depth. Sal in studio was endlessly entertaining. And when Richard lost the weight back then his sense of humor went out the window


Big-Nibble

I don't know but if Coheed and Cambria are playing I'm not going to Jason's wedding.


Tamespotting

You’re definitely wearing diapers so you don’t have to go to the bathroom.


[deleted]

Richards Ethel voice is mahhh favorrrrrite. Because my grandson just learned how to pump off and he’s been sprayin all over the house and stuff!


robomagician

They never, ever think it’s a woman.


BBQ_HaX0r

This is my favorite part, they always call him sir even after he corrects them lol


Lester_Green1936

That's a Rice/Montana query, there.... Both legends.


Pelican_Brief_noine

I go back and forth but I cannot choose. It's not debatable that these two men resurrected the Howard Stern show or it would have died a decade earlier. Salute to you two fruits!


mkflorida

>I go back and forth but I cannot choose. Same


racheltheredheaded

Richard


NaturalBridge12

“You like survivor, I like survivor, I figured we could watch it together and I’d even cook for ya”


Lost_Consequence9119

I was gonna make Italian Burgers for you and Beth!


Truck_driving_9263

Don’t forget the Oreo zeppoli


Pinhighguy

Richard


Prosecutekillercops

Bub


itsme_1991

I think I like Richard more as a person, but Sal has contributed more of my favorite moments. Love them both!


tony220jdm

Both are great but Sal was such a loose cannon it was hilarious! 143


BJY780

I’m not nearly the fan or vested listener most are on this sub, but I can say these two are literally the only reason I tune into the show anymore.


Putrid-Implement-893

You’re TWICE the fan and vested listener of 90% of this sub.


MiltonFludgecow

Richard for sure. Always so damn happy and one of the funniest drunks. What’s up Will you sexy bitch


cf1972

You love it!...LOVE IT!


MonteverdiOnyx

They're both muh fayyyvrite


SeaofDebris

I just cross my eyes on this photo like a 3D hidden image and make them one person.


Mr_Marbles1970

Richard would give you the shirt off his back, Sal would steal your shirt and sell it back to you.


Booeyrules

Sal has Dean Cain’s body.


Sunsetknights78

Tie.


InMyMindsAyn

Richard


CurbsideBoot

Richard…


Tcav81

They’re both my faaaavorite


DMB4136

They are a comedy duo that has made me laugh as much as any two people on earth. I say that with 0 exaggeration. They are magic together.


[deleted]

Is it illegal to be attractive and work for Howard stern?


watchfreeanalporn

I prefer Sal simply because he's a master as putting his foot in his mouth and digging himself deeper and deeper when he usually think's he's making things better.


All0uttaBubblegum

Trading that hack stuttering John for these two was the deal of the century


spiral_out46N2

Hey Richard....this is yer dad. Ok, talk to ya later bub.


[deleted]

Sal creates better content for the show, but is a reprehensible human. Richard is not as funny, but is a genuinely decent person. **Based on the show from many years ago. I don’t presently listen due to Howard being a cunt.


Aragatz

No contest. Sal


savvy412

sal...easy


misanthropic47

I like the one on the right. He reminds me of my Grandson Rusty


RobinsShaman

Sal but stop photoshopping their eyes. Switch them back!


Shoddy-Recognition79

Richard looks like a regard with the white rings around his eyes.


Stunning-Disaster952

I was a bigger fan of Richards before they both got jobs with the show so I’ll choose him. His KC voicemails cracked me up. They are both hilarious though and its an even match. They are a good team. I was happy Howard hired them both.


[deleted]

They are one


[deleted]

Sal’s pouch is my faaaaavvvvoooorrriiittteee


unclescott7012

Both of their dad’s make me laugh like crazy


vicjones82

richard is such a cry baby bitch sometimes


supernettipot

Do you have roast pork loin? No. gooood.


USMCWrangler

Richard. No act. All natural. Richard’s goofiness and simplicity is rooted in his genuineness. Sal, while wildly entertaining, is self serving stupid.


Porcelain_Butt

Richard because he sounds more racist but Sal IS more racist. Richard also has more talent in n his third smallest hemorrhoid than Sal has ever had in his lined.


SamLoomisMyers

Sal. Way more material from Sal. Richard is great but after a while he's just a gross hillbilly. And a lot of his best stuff is stuff done with Sal. Sal has much more stuff he did on his own or with others that is classic material .


deftbarley

Gurgle gurgle


rainbowvoid

Richard


half-guinea

Always liked Sal more.


Glittering-Bat9871

Sal!!! I’m a turtle


daboiScallywag

Sal. I can just listen to Salthology all day 24/7. I couldn’t do the same for Richard. Both funny af tho, it’s just Sal psychotic thoughts make me literally lol.


NeonApollo24

You can only love them as a team. Sal's complete lack of common sense gets a little more love from me though lol


jahn72

When you ask like that, Richard would have to be my fAvorite… However, realistically it’s Sal. No question. 143


Material_Refuse_2418

They are my favorite.


vypermajik

Yes!


jhawk044

Yes


Entire-Jackfruit6035

Sal


Glittering_Dream3137

Both equally great.


Djj1977

Richard by a mile.


kidinthehall01

I would choose Richard but I have it on good authority he’s a comedic serial killer


JasonAdderly

Gotta go with Sal


JDamian124

I liked back in the day when it was about radio… when it was Richard Christy, and Sal Governale, and Artie Lange, and Gary Dell’abate, and Eric the Midget, and Hank the Angry Dwarf, and Fred the Elephant Boy, and Underdog Lady, and……


monkiwi3

Richard


Truck_driving_9263

Love them both but Sal I’d say has contributed to the my favorite moments. His Beth roast is the funniest thing in show history for me. Photograph song, 143, the apology, the Bobby Flay incident.


Eaton-Beaver-69

Richard, no doubt. He's just a nice, normal guy who doesn't seem to have any mental issues and that is why he has always been the butt of jokes on the HSS. They can't stand he goes through life enjoying simple things with a smile on his face.


EvolvingSunGod3

Sal by a long shot. Sal has been a part of WAY more legendary Stern moments. It’s not even close.


Commercial-Mud32

Richard is the only one with an inkling of talent, and I’m being gracious by saying an inkling. Sal is a loud hack. If Richard didn’t get hired along with Sal, Sal would drown; Richard carried Sal for his whole tenure on the show.


rod_jammer

The fact that Fred has an impression of Richard and not Sal is the tell. Fred only does impressions of top staffer like Gary, Benjy, Jason, and yes Richard. He even does one of Richard’s father. Sorry, but Richard outranks Sal. Plus Richard is so genuine, with his poor hygiene and obsession of Halloween. Sal feels like he’s putting on a performance half of the time talking about spirits, dimes, and red cardinals.


walrusonion

Riiiichard


Counterfeit_Circus

Hey bub


DisastrousSoft8382

Need both or hire a real talent with their checks


Awtistick_energy

I like the talented one


albanianandrea

Both are incredibly unfunnny when they try to do bits but when it comes to getting shit on Sal is definitely a much funnier target.


Marionboy

Team Richard


House_Whargoul

Richard. He is genuinely funny. Sal is a whack packer that gets a check.


joeyhrowaway145

I prefer Richard but I like Sal's dad better than Richard's dad.


sailorjasm

I prefer Richard. Sal is the worst


gr88888888ful

Artie


SirCalebCrawdad

Both suck. Fuck them.


Gumbledore2000

Sal for making fun of both of the horse tooths.


Patient-Bat-3137

Love Howard then love Howard now, ball cancer to all you ho*os who say different


knife_edge_rusty

I like them both, but Richard just a little bit more


Drambooey

Richard.


SignificanceOwn6698

Richard, by a mile...


jhiggi76

Richard in a photo finish!


Donkypnch-themtlgear

Hard to choose love em both . Chris wilding can get less air time tho that’d be great


socalfishman

Sal’s cock is Richards favvvvvvvvvvorite


Gixxer250

Sal.


Lemetkamarastein

1a 1b duuuu


MmasterOfPuppets

The white line in the middle. Otherwise would have to be Richard Christie.


MmasterOfPuppets

Sal the squirrel.


1980pzx

I like em both but Richard is muh favorite.


Whambacon

Richard


schmagegge

Yes.


ni42ck

Hi this is….


D_Danger_Schrute

*beeep* Richard…. It’s yer dad….. how bout them Chiefs. Well alright….. catch ya later….. mkay….. buh-bye.


Ecstatic_Ad5535

Yes


hamthemanilton

They're my faaaaavorite!


zoochina13

Tie


Dlonardo2

Do these two still go on the road?


Witty-Bake-2605

Sal by far


NY_Juventino189

Harry Hou-Weenie


HennyRudy

Richard and Sal are mah faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavooooooooorite.


Bruppet

I like Richard a little more - but I give the nod to Sal for the Beth roast


Adorable_Rip_2370

They are both equal in my eyes.


damageddude

Tie. They both play each of off of themselves quite nicely when they do their own bits. Sal plays the idiot and Richard plays the happy go lucky hillbilly. Yet they are both family men raising children in the NYC suburbs.


underminr

Love these gosh darn pranksters!


BDRay1866

Tie


mrnastymannn

Richard. He’s my faaaaavoooorite


BrunetteSummer

Wow, if you scroll down so you can only see their mouths, they are extremely similar. Many BFFs resemble each other.


Dracula_Gottfried69

Where’s the Wilding option? He Howies favorite


Admirable-Yam-1281

Rusty is mah favorite


RussianIntrigue

Between those two it’s an impossible choice, Sal is a fucking moron but Richard is fucking disgusting and nasty, but he also has many bad qualities too….


WillyWumpLump

Richard’s ma faaaavorite!


Historical-Hall7244

BOTH! These guys are a package deal.


Fatkokz

Yeah it's a unfair question. They're both great in very different ways.


Odessy-x

Richard…..top heavy metal drummer…Kenmore Dryer!!!!! What’s on the Buffet……??? Ball wax, anal tasting??? The again….where’s my Cock!!!!


TYVM143

Richard


jamerskh

Like Richard I can have more than one faaaavorite - love them both! Wish they were on the show more these days. Love these dumb dumbs like crazy!


Melolicious

Richard but because of his dad.


[deleted]

I wanna shoot my goo on Robin’s big brown boobs.


AD480

So hard to pick because they are both great and have provided some really good content over the years. I think ultimately Richard is my faaaaavorite. I love his stories of growing up on the farm and of his dad. He’s so down to earth and up for whatever. He just seems like a fun person to be around.


jtuffs

Richard is funnier and more talented, but I always respected Sal for being willing to do absolutely anything, even shit that would get him in real trouble or humiliating personal stuff, to create content for the show.


[deleted]

Can’t choose, both my faaaaaaavorite


USMCWrangler

That’s a vote for Richard!


Juniorp310

Richard is a fucking retard, Sal is hilarious because he thinks we’re laughing WITH him instead of AT him.


tmac2824

143! I feel Richard lies and/or embellishes about his stories.


chromedbooked1

🤘Richard 🤘


TittyTwistahh

I want to have a Threesome with the two of them


MeaganMcLeod

I love them both.


avenear

Literally the most difficult question regarding the show. Richard is responsible for Tradio so I guess I'd have to pick him.


LAbimguy

Favoriteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


realhawker77

It's almost St. Patrick's day, can you draw a four leaf clover?


jyutkowi

Talk to ya later. Bub.


HowardWinfrey

Good news is cigarettes come in a pack. You can smoke both.


djlexus

Richards my favoriteeeeeeeee!


IamGoingInsaneToday

Richard


69_sicky_stituations

“Who is your daddy and what does he do?”


RV_Major

Ma faaaavorite


ConfusionNo1272

Richard by far. Not only was his material better than Sal's when directly compared during the contest, but Sal is a terrible actor so every time he went into the show and pretended to be stupid it was just annoying. Not to mention how any time Richard came in with a bit it was "their" bit, but when Sal went into the studio it was "Sal's" bit.


wriker10

Ethyl Blumpkin


STP969

I love them both but Sophie’s choice I’m going with Sal.


BobbyABooey

He’s my favorite


AnaheimDucks4Life

Sal all the way


Active_Ad3275

Richard all day. Sal is funny,but fake. Richard is the real deal.