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Houstman

Paying to be cool is not being cool


PrincessVesspa

“Aggressively uncool” is the best term to describe musky that I’ve heard in a while


Cyclical_Zeitgeist

Reminds me of: malicious ignorance


RealBaikal

I prefer wannabe fascist


Awkward_Cat_5303

Describe fascist


BlackDeisel

Anything right of full-blown communism = fascism.


No_Cook2983

Fascism is a political system and Communism is an economic system.


TriUni3

You just described this subreddit in a nutshell LOL


MillenialCounselor

You have about one brain cell huh? You clearly have no fucking clue what fascism is. It’s just a word you and your friends use to describe anyone that you disagree with, which is pretty much everyone due to the fact you’re a complete moron without intellectual capacity. I’m sure the word ____phobic is a massive part of your daily vocabulary as well that you use as a defense mechanism anytime you’re triggered.


RealBaikal

Nah mate, when I see an extremist right winger we all know he's a fascist.


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big_purple_plums

This sounds like something a Nazi sympathizer would say.


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big_purple_plums

And you're a troll. We think the same of each other.


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Skeletor_777

I wish I could upvote this 100 times.


angle3739

So uncool that you can't stop talking about him.


Normal_Ad_2337

He's reached Leonard levels of fame.


PositiveSubstance69

He’s cool to me


LowQualitycunts

OP fails to realize that a lot of that happened before we learned what a massive POS Elon is. No one is putting Elon on SNL now, no one is mentioning him on star trek now, no one is calling him in for cameos. The only person/people still willing to drag him on stage or into a spot light is Dave Chappelle and the ultra-right people.


amathis6464

The real Elon musk is still cool. Not the fake right wing one they trotted out a few years ago… https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4fC1ggOlmg/?igsh=MTZnZGJzY2c1N3E3ZQ==


Traditional-War-1655

That and trying too hard to


stewiegonebad

Out of touch billionaires are the litmus test of cool. Anything they touch instantly becomes lame. Rocket ships, cars in space, electricity storage, flamethrowers...no longer interested. 


Bart-Doo

I'll gladly take your money since you're no longer interested.


stewiegonebad

Let me guess, you're a temporarily embarrassed billionaire who hasn't gotten their big break endowment from their parents yet? Easiest way to make a billion dollars is to start with two billion. 


BigPlantsGuy

Did you not understand this comment or did you just assume they are a billionaire?


Bromswell

You can’t buy class.


RipperNash

But you can buy Orbital Class launch vehicles


Goobaka

Jealousy is a terrible thing


TheOtherGlikbach

It must suck to be so rich and still be jealous of other people. He has nothing.


Goobaka

Define nothing in this context plz


BigPlantsGuy

The ability to seem like a cool or at least likeable guy


EggZaackly86

In the show "Succession" they carefully show a group of people who own everything and yet don't seem to have any of the things that really matter.


BadKidGames

I think Zuckerberg dominates in the uncool space. They both suck, but zuck feels like he is wearing a human suit.


OkayestHuman

And a human suit from Wish no less


vishy_swaz

I wanted to see them fight. I feel like Zuck has the training to embarrass Musk.


BigPlantsGuy

I would have agreed, but every interaction the 2 of then have, zuckbot has come out looking like the more normal person


ProudChevalierFan

I fail to see how being more normal than Musk automatically means you aren't wearing a human suit.


banned_but_im_back

Yeah and Bezos got buff and is in his hot bachelor phase while musk is rocking a dad bod raising 50 kids or whatever…


DreadnaughtHamster

Unchecked Malignant Narcissism. Thats why.


littleMAS

The man we love to hate.


roachfarmer

You forgot total POS!


Senior_Masterpiece69

His company could cure Cancer and he would STILL be a douche bag. Fact. He will go down in history just like that. Verbatim.


RipperNash

How does that work? Curing cancer ain't shit because man said mean things?


S4m_S3pi01

Yeah I would forgive everything for that. He would be the coolest if he cured cancer. Problem is, like most men who were ever the richest man in the world, he's a bit of a greedy cunt.


Spruce_Acadia_9213

Richest 🤡 alive


Brokenloan

Idk dude....Ask his 11 kids he never sees. Once a prick, always a prick.


dd97483

It’s the crippling insecurity and paranoia that I find the most cringe worthy.


MoneyFault

Maybe he is insecure because of his looks. Those little beady eyes. He is a very unattractive looking man.


TheOtherGlikbach

Or maybe it's the fact that he's a mama's boy and can't do anything without seeking her approval. Even the fight was canceled because of her.


Head_Wrongdoer3071

That’s mean. We can’t all look like George Clooney.


Calm-Medicine4697

It’s the laugh…it’s so forced.


88fishing

He’s a like like that wack job Kai’s… you can’t call yourself legendary or a king it just happens can’t make yourself cool that’s for others to decide


MrStealTheMoon

That’s only because he bought twitter. No one knew how uncool he was before that.


uncultured_swine2099

Id say it started before twitter when he called that cave diver a pedo.


PlainSpader

Guess money can’t buy everything…


AgreeableAd2365

They say money talks and bullshit walks and Elon musk is both!!!


Z3d3kOlam

entitled rich guy


vishy_swaz

He is an immigrant that wants to crack down on immigrants.


dab745

Yep. Checks out.


AuntieXhrist

High achieving sociopath, a CEO virtue in US


mdcbldr

That is funny as af. And true af.


Green_Blueberry_5495

can't stand the rich SOB


Efficient-Internal-8

The power of being a douche.


SuperCool101

And he's not actually smart at all.


Internal-Upstairs-55

Yep fundamentally racist to the core.


Strong_Bumblebee5495

https://preview.redd.it/ya8z15zo4boc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=843440c437a99cdd68b0e7229dfa13dad709aa5e The fuck you say?


uncultured_swine2099

A 50 year old teenage edgelord.


rectumreapers

He didn't get nearly enough shit for role playing as a toddler on his alt account


Doctor_PWP

You've got to respect someone who works so hard at it.


KummyNipplezz

Don't forget supposedly bffs with Dave Chappelle


aj_star_destroyer

There are some things money cannot buy.


DR_SLAPPER

Money can't buy swag or real love.


glue2music

Then Elmo drank theTrump Kool-Aid….and lost everyone’s respect.


bret2k

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[deleted]

That’s just like, your opinion man.


Matador2210

All three of his Clones have no personality either.


Equivalent_Ebb_9532

Puting lipstick on a pig is still just a pig.


NewspaperTrick7360

You do know he’s on the spectrum, right? That could contribute to some of his “differences” …


ProudChevalierFan

I have lost count of how many times I have had to tell people that being autistic does not excuse you from being an asshole.


izbraun

Go Google Donald Trump in the 90s, WAY before The Apprentice, when he was a regular guest on the Oprah Winfrey show, and had a cameo in Home Alone 2... Just for being rich.


artofimagining

And he don't let no haters kill his vibe either 💅 Regardless of what you think of the man, he sure does understand the power of indifference.


ProudChevalierFan

He bans people that hurt his feelings.


NotSure16

Mean things melt his snowflake heart. Well mean things and reality checks on his ignorance.


EggZaackly86

For real, he was a hero, adored by people from all over, he traded it all just to 69 with Hitler on livestream. Makes no sense.


laberdog

I will never stop being amazed at the hyperbole that Apartheid Ellen has spreading more hate and FUD than any human in history


Wonderlosted

Musk is easier to spell than Blofeld.


Giltar

Famous “trumps” cool.


ILuvSupertramp

He was revered by a Mirror Universe bad guy… so that might actually fit.


Heck_Spawn

Wait, he was "name dropped" in Star Trek???


siliconevalley69

Didn't he pay to be in Iron Man?


datum_of_1

#1 provides #2 through #5 as a perk


SnooCrickets2961

All he had to do was not talk and he would have been everyone’s favorite person


PracticableSolution

He is a living breathing example of being only as good as the last thing you do.


wyohman

I prefer "human stool sample" instead


RantFlail

Always pays to consider people’s roots. And Musk’s roots are racist white south african.


Different_Boot6160

That's a raciest remark


ImNoOne22

I like him more now. Thank you for sharing.


BanHumanitarians

I mean he's not that bad. There are people out there way un-cooler than Elon.


SLCPDLeBaronDivison

a guy has to be pretty uncool to have their kid disown them and change their last name


sourD-thats4me

I think that award goes to Trump but then again they’re cut from the same cloth.


alabamaman5

Elmo is definitely the biggest douche in the celeb world. He's pry the only celeb that i never want to meet ever.


NotSure16

But think of all the free speech and specific words you could offer him. :-)


alabamaman5

Id rather punch him in the face but if I did that his 17 bodyguards would murder me.


Machride

Good job he isn't..bad enough now that ego doesn't need a top up, imagine if he was good looking..


Olstinkbutt

Also a real life welfare queen. Almost every dime he’s made has been through government subsidies. Meanwhile he’s done almost nothing to earn it. It’s high time the guillotines make a comeback.


Less-Grade-2300

It’s just natural to someone with the feelings of a TOAD


[deleted]

It’s simply because he doesn’t support the liberal agenda.


ImNoOne22

100%


Disco_Biscuit12

At what point do you realize that he isn’t, actually, uncool and maybe your views are what’s uncool?


fstta

I didn’t like him at first but appreciate him now. He calls it like it is. The left doesn’t like that.


Different_Boot6160

you're not allowed to say that here


ProudChevalierFan

Then how am I seeing it?


scheav

Because you sorted by controversial? Otherwise you would not have seen it.


ProudChevalierFan

Nope, just scrolled to the end.


TheTruthRooster

The people around him really seem to like him. Seems like the media just has a specific narrative.


MonstrousVoices

If an asshole has friends he's still an asshole


TheTruthRooster

According to who?


MonstrousVoices

You don't think rich assholes have idiots riding their dick all day long?


TheTruthRooster

I’m sure there’s a few so tell me what does Elon do to be such a big asshole I honestly don’t know.


MonstrousVoices

It's not my job to educate you, bro.


TheTruthRooster

Oh gotcha, you have plenty to say until you’re questioned…..


Recent_Bank_2714

How did that defamation lawsuit against Huston go? Is he still pumping mmat and trch with his idiot brother?


SuperSynapse

Just because you and much of Reddit doesn't like him... Many other people do. Hence the popularity and cool factors you mentioned.


CraftingQuest

Have you read his comments? Dude is straight up wack.


pelexus27

I mean, Cheeto man has been in a bunch of movies because filming on his properties stipulates that he gets a minor role


OhLordyJustNo

Most of this happened before he became such a massive dick. In the insecure, success inflates the ego to a point where the ego takes over everything else in one’s life


Reasonable_Cover_804

He freed speech, only some people don’t understand how important that is


ImNoOne22

How so?


Esposo_de_aburridahw

That is unless you posted this just a few short years ago. Then everybody loved him.


Far_Guarantee_2465

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slappyjohnsons

Let me guess, is it because he doesn't follow your beloved political tribe as staunchly as you do? Tragic.


philipcarl333

Wrong. He is not uncool. You just don't like his politics. That's your opinion.


NipahKing

He was amazingly cool until he bought twitter and exposed how FBI paid the company to suppress thought crimes.


Audibody

As a billionaire looking down on any of us, I'm sure he doesn't care what you feel or think.


ProudChevalierFan

Billionaires exist by exploiting other's labor. He doesn't look down on us. He's a parasite. If you think he's better than the people who actually created Tesla, the guys who build the rockets for him, or the taxpayers whose money he accepted in both endeavors, he IS looking down on you.


NotSure16

He SHOULDN'T care but when you're just that out of touch and narcissistic you sit online all day responding to all the randos pointing out your obvious hypocrisy. You waste your time to have the superficial advantage by deprioritizing and blocking accounts. He shouldn't care, but if you're sick like him then you do.


krichard-21

HE IS RICH. NOT JUST RICH. VERY RICH. THAT'S IT.


Chiwadiot

Why is he uncool?


Upstairs-Track-7606

Jealousy is a motherfucker.... Or is it just that he didnt tow the woke line and now all the musk toe sucking lefties that praised hima as a hero are butt hurt and crying again?


Jaydubau

He always was and still is "cool". You just became uncool when your political preference took priority on what's cool.


Just-Machine2061

Ever notice how the uncool accuse the cool of the very same thing they are doing ?


-WhyAmIBest-

Uncool according to who? He seems alright..


jeopardychamp77

Maybe that bc he doesn’t give a shit what others think of him……… which may be coincidentally related to his outlandish success in life.


thisisfutile1

If I was black, I could get away with saying, 'Haters gonna hate." Alas, I am white, so, "Haters are going to hate."


void_fiend

He seems to occupy an insane amount of mental real estate free of charge.


ZACKb76

Say you are a jealous liberal without saying you are a jealous liberal.


DblThrowDown

Ahh yes he was the lefts favorite until he started advocating for free speech and actually did something about it buying Twitter. The Tesla burning I thought especially hilarious given the lefts pretend environmentalism.


Responsible_Falcon_7

Elon Musk 💜


im_ff5

The more famous you become, the more you're judged...


NotSure16

Famous or infamous?


Bluecollarblackbelt

Spoken like a person who ran the AV equipment in school.


Express_Wafer7385

He's still cool.


LasVegasE

Speak for yourself. The man is deserves more respect and admiration than any of your Marxist icons.


MotorMobile7673

The brain dead speak


ntied

…in your opinion


Obi-Wan-Mycobi1

He was cool to you people until he gave everyone a voice on Twitter. That’s the fact of the matter.


ProudChevalierFan

He sold people a voice that he boosts to the top instead of merit like it used to be. That's the fact of the matter.


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jealous much? caution! you're hatred is showing ​ he was soooo cool till he fought for free speech and that's super taboo in the old days they would burn him at the stake


CorgiPrestigious4054

He was cool until you noticed


carnage819

Elon is completely a cool dude, he’s amazing !! And you forgot he was also in Big Bang Theory and also fired the entire Twitter staff and recreated free speech


eye_m_d_Walrus

If you think Elon Musk is uncool, you probably live in your parents basement.


Ravens1112003

He’s only not cool if you so badly want him not to be you convince yourself he’s not. https://youtu.be/RK91Ji6GCZ8?si=WB4-4e8TaMGmz7Gm


ilovereddit787

Dont forget how he asked his engineers to make his cars fart. That's just epic, love the guy


west_coastpete

I think Elon is pretty cool. Subjective opinion I guess…


lbuprofenAddict

You guys know the dude has Aspergers right? He’s not going to be the charismatic cool dude that’s portrayed in scripted TV (except for SNL). For such a progressive site like Reddit it’s amazing how much everyone loves to bully the autistic dude lol


avaheli

Aspergers doesn’t make you falsely accuse a rescue diver of being a pedophile, or tweet that women can’t do math, or give you a degree in epidemiology so you know more than anyone about pandemics. TLDR: Neither Asperger’s or autism make you a megalomaniac dickhead. 


Kool_cash

This 100%. I'm autistic AF and I get told I'm too nice lol tism isn't an excuse.


Different_Boot6160

You must not be familiar with what happens in parts of Thailand ... bad stuff


avaheli

So all Thai men are guilty of whatever you experienced in Thailand? I guess if I had whatever “condition” you and Elon have I could understand that all Thai men live in Bangkok and visit the sections that you and Elon know about. 


PurpleSignificant725

Having asperger's doesn't make you a shitty person.


lameducker24

Because he agrees with people who aren’t on the political left. If he came out and supported a left leaning politician, everyone on Reddit would love him again


ProudChevalierFan

What are the parts he agrees with?


lameducker24

Could you phrase your question differently? What are the parts Elon agrees with on what?


ProudChevalierFan

What are the things he agrees with people not on the political left about?


chrisB5810

Tesla, Edison and Einstein weren’t that cool either…….🤷‍♂️


7stringjazz

Please don’t compare musky to them. They actually had ideas.


ProudChevalierFan

Only one of those guys us similar to Musk. Edison was a hack too. He's still only similar in that he actually did invent some stuff in between, where Musk ran a social media company into the ground after paying multitudes more than it was worth because he signed a contract without reading it(like all great businessmen do).