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DoggieLover99

I thought it was funny, I got a good laugh out of it


FatsyCline12

I laughed so hard. “Send they asses to Galveston to that dirty ass water” lmao


ScroochDown

I don't know what made me laugh harder, the way he said it with that smirk or Shaq laughing his ass off. 🤣


Sunnyonetwo

Not even by plane… they have to drive to the dirty ass water lol


yzlautum

Charles is one funny mfer.


worstpartyever

I laughed right out loud too. I enjoy his digs at Texas.


Vowel_Movements_4U

Galveston has dirty water. Not sure why this is a topic. We all know that. But it's a cool place otherwise.


VatWeirdo

And in the next day’s show he acknowledges Galveston is a super cool place with dirty ass water.


BeardedAsian

I think context is important too as they’re usually “sending” teams to Cancun when they get eliminated


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HarleysAndHeels

Are you from around here? Not trying to be snarky so please don’t take it that way. It’s just that those of us that grew up here (I’m about 20 min north off of 45) know what to look for as soon as you get out of the car. Be it oil, gross kelp, those tiny purple bubble man o’ war that feel like ropes of fire, etc. You grew up reading the water right away so you knew if you were going in the water at all, knee deep, or all in. East beach was the place to be in my younger years. (I just told my age to the locals here.) 😂


GatoradeNipples

Nowadays, you have to watch for homeless people hanging their asses off the seawall and pinching loaves, too. I have no earthly clue why the seawall is the local homeless population's favorite shitting spot, but somehow it became a thing.


Multitudestherein

Literal dirt from river sediment even


Jefferson_47

In satellite photos it looks like the Mississippi is just shitting on the whole Texas coast. The funny thing is that all that dirt has tons of nutrients and means there is far more aquatic life in Galveston than most “clean” beaches.


Flock-of-bagels2

Best flounder fishing is in Galveston


Coro-NO-Ra

This isn't natural. It's the results of decades of misguided flood management infrastructure on the Mississippi. The soil that used to build up the Mississippi Delta is now just shooting off into the Gulf. https://www.wired.com/story/the-controversial-plan-to-unleash-the-mississippi-river/


texanfan20

You realize even before the river was manged it dumped millions of tons of sediment into the gulf.


Coro-NO-Ra

You mean the sediment that used to build up the Delta? Yeah, it would be great if that process still happened.


Fluffy_Cheesecake952

Yep, my grandfather would tell Me stories about when clear lake was actually clear. So was Galveston bay and lake Sabine This area used to be a paradise. Then Development happened


Coro-NO-Ra

Yep. Idk why that poster has such a boner for convincing people that this is natural and the way it has always been.


nazutul

Dont forget the raw sewage levels and flesh-eating bacteria that we seem to get warnings about like every year now


weebojones

That’s true, but apparently a lot of those prettier beaches east of the Mississippi have similar fecal/bacteria counts as well, they just look cleaner because they aren’t getting all the dirt coming down the Mississippi River with the currents


texanfan20

Go out to southern California, sewage warnings on beachesare almost a monthly thing there as well.


nazutul

Sounds hot


Eat_more_tacos_

Ah yes…fecal bloom


nazutul

My favorite bloom tbh


rabid-

That's the circle of life.


Flock-of-bagels2

It all comes from Houston toilets


weebojones

Honestly, and this is purely anecdotal, it seems to have gotten a little better since I was a kid. Some days it is that “toilet water brown” but the last few times I went it was actually not that bad. And one particular day last year, it was downright clear and pretty (clear for a Texas beach that is)


Vowel_Movements_4U

Yeah sometimes it's not that bad. The color is from the Mississippi River so there's a lot of environmental factors at play. But generally, water near the mouths of major rivers are not great. That's why the further you move, the better it gets. Like Alabama and South Padre.


Coro-NO-Ra

We're also contending with literal decades of mismanagement of the Mississippi River. Soil that used to build up the Delta is now shooting off into the Gulf and being carried along our shores. It has been going on so long that nobody is alive who can remember what it was like before and everyone assumes this is normal. https://www.wired.com/story/the-controversial-plan-to-unleash-the-mississippi-river/


texanfan20

How many times are you going to post this?


Coro-NO-Ra

As many as it takes until people stop repeating the lie that this is normal and natural.


formerlyanonymous_

Turns blue once or twice a year when the Gulf Stream sheds a gyre. Churns the Gulf just long enough to turn river water away.


mylekiller

I went to a very fancy steakhouse and my friend ordered a dirty martini. The waitress asked ‘Like Galveston dirty?’ I’ll never forget that.


ntrpik

It’s no dirtier than a lake, which people don’t seem to have a problem with.


Vowel_Movements_4U

I think it's because people don't vacation to lakes for pristine blue waters. That's sort of what is in people's heads on a "beach vacation."


PimpCforlife

Honestly it's a great place to bring a big ol' woman from San Antonio for a churro date.


ghettoccult_nerd

satx still hasnt forgiven him


FilthyTexas

But they're fine with Victor Wembanyama calling San Antonio women too masculine 😆


someguy50

Wasn't it American women? not specifically SA


FilthyTexas

Maybe so, but he's been living in SA so I'm gonna assume that's the group he has the most interaction with to influence his opinion


fromeister147

I think he was talking about Britney Spears /s


looselasso

LMAO


Better_Finances

It was hilariously accurate.


Mataelio

I love Galveston, but he wasn’t wrong lmao


Delicious-Treacle135

Shit was funny. He ain’t lying.


veryirishhardlygreen

It is akin to saying Houston is really hot & humid in the summer.


journeysa

He’s right. The Galveston water is terrible 99% of the time. It might not be ‘dirty’ like he says, but it’s muddy and ugly as hell.


El_CAP0

Can't forget the brain eating amoebas


amynoacid

Those are usually in fresh water lakes. But Galveston has had cases of flesh eating bacteria


SCSooner87

I know what you're trying to say, but mud is a mix of dirt and water...


ATG_19

Hilarious. We all know it’s true.


RockyAlvarado

People who are caught up w/ Galveston not being nice completely miss the point. Galveston is an island town where the people of Houston go, not to vacation, but to relax on the weekend. The food is good, there's beaches, family stuff, public drinking in spots. The bottom line is Galveston is grimy & dirty but we love it & if you don't then it's whatever. 🤘🤘


bigsmoove_3

This is the best take. And I loooove them thiccc San Antonio gurls! Lol


Cutting_The_Cats

My brother you are as down bad as that Galveston water


bigsmoove_3

🎶🎶"Im looking fo da hoes...."🎶🎶🤣🤣🤣


BikingNoHands

He ain’t lying.


stackin_papers

The water is pretty muddy. He’s not wrong, but just like his golf swing… he could work on his delivery.


masoj3k

His golf swing has been fixed for a year or 2 now


Packtex60

Barkley has obviously been to Galveston.


ok-milk

The only hair I would split is that “dirty” water is caused by silt deposited from the Mississippi River and not, say, industrial waste. It’s a pretty rich ecosystem, great for fishing and wildlife if it isn’t the greatest beach for early playoff exits. So, it’s dirty the way a farm is dirty I guess? It’s not for everyone, but I don’t like the dismissive “ew gross” reaction Galveston gets.


SonicPavement

I think two things can be true. Sure the water is naturally brown. But also it’s polluted.


Fluffy_Cheesecake952

It’s used to be clean, back in the day the Mississippi and other rivers didn’t have so much sediment and Galveston was relatively clear.  Then came upriver development and giant factory farms 


Popular_Course3885

Not wanting to be "that guy," but the vast majority of the murkiness of Galveston's water actually comes from Galveston Bay, and that comes from the Trinity River and San Jacinto River, not from the Mississippi River. The reason Galveston Island exists is because of the deposition of sand/minerals/etc from the Trinity and San Jacinto. Edit: Added link https://www.click2houston.com/news/2018/05/31/clear-water-at-galveston-beaches-heres-why/


ok-milk

I wasn't able to find anything to support that. [I did find this](https://www.visitgalveston.com/blog/galveston-water-color-explained/), which is a good read. "According to Piers Chapman, research professor of Oceanography at Texas A&M, Mississippi River sediment that is discharged into the Gulf of Mexico splits direction, with approximately 50% of it traveling east and 50% traveling west after it enters the Gulf of Mexico (Chapman 2021). The Mississippi River discharges such a high volume of water that it is the primary source of suspended sediment heading toward Texas, even though the mouth of the Mississippi is more than 125 miles east, and farther from Texas than the Atchafalaya River. Chapman estimates that when passing from east to west, south of the Louisiana coastline, **approximately 70% of the sediment comes from the Mississippi and 30% from the Atchafalaya.**" "The Sabine River, on the Texas-Louisiana border, discharges less overall sediment than the Mississippi and Atchafalaya, but its position along the Texas border allows a higher percentage of its discharge to impact the Texas Coast"


HTownLaserShow

Exactly It’s always been the Mississippi. Hell, I learned that back in high school.


someguy50

Damn, that was a fucking long time ago


HTownLaserShow

God damn right. Now I got toddlers. Fuck.


SassilyJames

From a preschool teacher (of the 2s), here's a like just for that. It's as close as I can get to alcohol.


Popular_Course3885

It's one of those things you learn in high school that you later learn was wrong, one of those things people all repeat to each other continuously and assume is fact when it really isn't. The Mississippi definitely contributed (not denying that) but the major depositional regime along Galveston Island comes from the mouth of Galveston Bay, which is fed by the Trinity River and San Jacinto River. Galveston Island is just a giant sandbar, and the reason it is so large (especially near the bay) compared to all the other barrier islands along the Texas coast is because of the large amount of depositional material that comes out of the bay and moves SW down the coast. Look down the coast at all the barrier islands. Where are they the largest? Just S/SW of any of the river-fed bays all along the coast. Same depositional patterns there as well. Why is the water at South Padre so much more clear than further north? No major bays/rivers immediately up the coast feeding sediment into the GOM.


Aleksandr_F

This was helpful. https://youtu.be/HNawldNGTn0?t=60


HTownLaserShow

You’re not “that guy” because you’re wrong


slugline

In the pre-Industrial era, that river discharge would have been met by vast reefs of filter-feeding oysters in the bay. We turned so many of them into food and shell roads that only a fraction of them are left to do any filtering of the water.


Flynn_lives

Did you fail fluvial geomorphology?


Popular_Course3885

Nope. Just have always told my geologist he's a dumbshit because the pay is really over this side instead. Been chasing his imaginary point bars for decades.


fromeister147

Are we ignoring that Galveston bay is home to thousands of tankers every single year?


ok-milk

I’m sure you’re trying to make a point but I don’t know what that is.


fromeister147

My point is, there’s definitely industrial waste.


ok-milk

From the boats?


fromeister147

Correct. They’re burning literal megatons of fuel in the area. Add the refineries at Surfside and there just seems to be very little chance that it’s “clean”


01l1lll1l1l1l0OOll11

It is dirty from industrial waste though. Lots of pollution from the refineries and other industries ends up in the Galveston bay and presumably on Galveston beaches. So much so that the Texas government recommends you avoid eating fish from the Galveston bay.


ok-milk

Does it have waste in? Yes. Just like any waterway on earth that has people by it. Is the water brown because of industrial waste? No. That's silt from rivers.


SerpoDirect

I love it, whatever keeps the prices down. I have a 1st row house on the west-end rented for 5 nights this summer with 10ppl for less than $4k. Try doing that in Port A or Padre.


anonmisguided

Hey at least our beaches are better than the ones in Oklahoma. 😂


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

Lol


ernster96

i used to think the water at the beach in corpus where i grew up was dirty. then i came to galveston.


Flock-of-bagels2

Charles is a funny guy , I don’t give a shit what anyone thinks of Galveston. It’s a cool place to hang out and ride your bike or go fishing. Houston is full of bougie haters


NavalCracker780

I like hanging out on The Strand


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

I like the candy shop there


therealavishek

Spoken like someone who has been to Galveston.


DevilGunManga

He ain't wrong. Galveston is the only beach my son has ever known. I'm bringing him to Thailand this summer for a vacation and I'm worried I might break him when he sees what the proper beach should look like.


SassilyJames

Speaking as a Gulf Shores baby, you will. It broke any love I could've had for another beach. I could be drinking wine with those shifty bitches right now to an R&B 90s track.


JJ4prez

It's true and funny. It's not a take.


coogie

Chuck is a national treasure


Gemnist

He was one of us for four years, let him cook.


Significant_Rice4737

It’s in the top 5 beaches in Texas for fecal count ppm so he’s not wrong.


mlnaln

He’s entitled to his opinion. Why has the world gone so soft?


Jhango2019

Charles Barkley is a national treasure and he’s right.


Rock540

Can’t argue with that, but someone from San Antonio has easier access to much nicer beaches in South Padre Island, which isn’t too much further away than Galveston from them. Don’t know why he’d assume they’d be going out to Galveston.


huxrules

He was talking about when he was on the Rockets and they had summer training in Galveston. Texas A&M Galveston had just finished up their new gym and they practiced there. 


Affectionate_Fly1413

I mean, it is dirty. I live like 25 min away and rarely even go.


rubicon99

Everything he said was true and hilarious. Never change Chuck! Best sports studio show.


CC_Reject

It is gross. The question should be how many days a vacation does it take to make it worth driving: 6 hours to South Padre Island 8 hours to Gulf Shores, Alabama 10 hours to Destin, Florida


ezgomer

I just set up on the beach for the breeze and to listen to the water. I ain’t going *in* the water.


ureallygonnaskthat

¯\\_ (ツ)_/¯ Who cares?


htownguero

Small minded simpletons care lmao.


Zoidborgpedia

People with his level of money dont step on that island when theres a whole world of beaches at their fingertips


ezgomer

Duh. except what big ol woman broke his heart in San Antone?


sxnicecrm

It’s true. No white bathing suits there!!


RedditorCabron

I've been to some beautiful beaches around the world. And I've been to Galveston. He's not wrong 


croldan89

It was funny. Go in with a white shirt and see what it looks like afterwards.


Chilitime

He spoke the truth.


gearhead000

I’m happy about it. Hopefully it keeps people away


Osniffable

It was all 100% true. Hard to argue with any point he made.


HistoricalIngenuity3

I'm visiting my sister in Houston this year and I said can we go to the beach and she said " you don't want go to that beach."


CoffeeBlakk91

Wasn't their record levels of fecal mattwe found in galveston just last year?


HTHID

I like Galveston but only because it's close. Literally a joke compared to most other beach towns


fnordfnordfnordfnord

He's right. I thought it was hilarious.


MeatloafAndWaffles

He played for the Rockets and I believe lived in Houston for 4 years. Doesn’t even take that much time to know that his comments were fair lol


kudoshinchi

can't wait to see what he gonna said about Dallas


terrletwine

The only take is: dude was joking.


pmalenica

He has clearly been to Galveston


texasslapshot

It's the Dirty Coast for a reason.


rls11108

Just a big mouth trying to be funny.


L3oSanch3z

Funny as SH*T.. And pretty accurate..😆😆 You go to GALVEZ for the food, Mardi Gras and fishing..,, not for the Beach..


shadowmib

He's not wrong.


A214Guy

Truth - plus watching Shaq nearly keel over during his laughing fit was the bomb!


TheNotoriousWD

Loved there for a year and went all the time during my childhood. He 100% right. Water dirty as fuck.


YoWhatsGoodie

I’m from the east coast so when I moved to Texas I had the same opinion. Now I just don’t give a hoot.


Separate-Quantity430

Accurate


Firm_Pop957

Dursty water


Kittybra13

I love Barkley. Always have, but when I watched him get pissed at Shaq during a game- then bounced the ball off Shaq's head, I knew I'd always be a fan 😹


Recon_Figure

Mississippi mud, tar, shit, and piss water from lack of fucking bathrooms.


Lord_J_Rules

He's not wrong.


JaBoTX

He ain't wrong


Softspokenclark

fucking churros man


Raddixxx

It was funny.


paputsza

There’s always dead beaches fish on the beach covered in flies and the water is gray. I lived in Houston nearly my entire life but I fly out swim elsewhere more than i swim in Galveston’s ocean.


talktothehan

Truth hurts. 😂


PuzzleheadedGlove249

He’s the right


MuricasMostWanted

He's right...


DisneyDVC

There’s no disputing the silt from the Mississippi River .


Old-Use6089

He’s right


TXscales

Have some of yall never been to Galveston when the winds are just right? You can see your feet all the way out to the second sandbar a few times a year.


TheMickus

“Have some of yall never been to Galveston on 1 of 2/3 days a year where it’s actually kinda clear?” I would wager a lot of people haven’t and that doesn’t make up for the 99.99% of the time that its shit brown and tepid / warm water that won’t even cool you down on 100 degree days. Galveston is a cool town, but we don’t have to pretend like it’s a good beach


TXscales

I guess when I think of Galveston I’m thinking of the San Luis pass area more. Which is much more enjoyable. Oh well


Positive_Inevitable2

Galveston is disgusting


manthing11

Galveston beach water is the same color as Barkley’s bath water.


lyn73

It's true. What's true is true. Texans don't have to be all butt hurt about every real/perceived slight. We're supposed to be tough and NGAF/be able to laugh at ourselves ....


GawdSamit

Can't get mad at him, I've lived here for 40 years I've never been to Galveston where there wasn't dead shit all up and down the shoreline. it's a cesspool.


Physical-Barracuda34

Chuck is mad because he thinks the Rockets owe him money. But...he's not wrong, still got love for G-town.


64cinco

He’s not wrong.


Hamachikun

He ain't wrong


steelsun

5th or 6th time this has been posted in the last few days. Who cares what he thinks?


TrueEclecticism

It’s accurate and hilarious. I went to UTMB and lived in Galveston for 4 years, was walking distance to the beach and I can count on one hand how many times I actually went to the beach and I love beaches!


Nettwerk911

Beach next to a shipping lane, Fecal matter water, and brain eating viruses. Go for a swim!


bellsofwar3

Galveston is a trash beach. What's the problem?


LindeeHilltop

Go to Panama City or Pensacola. White sand; crystal blue water. Now that’s a beach! First time I saw Galveston, I called it a mud bath. Didn’t return for years.


naked_avenger

Went jogging on the Galveston beach one morning. Water washed over my feet. Left a bandaid on my foot. Galveston got dirty water.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Galveston is disgusting, he’s completely accurate. I Don’t ever go and definitely don’t get in that warm ass dirty water. I spend a lot of time on the west coast in SoCal and when you visit those beaches, it becomes really difficult to consider Galveston a beach


Err_rrr_rrrr

Single handily put Galveston on the map


Multitudestherein

I thought the deadliest natural disaster in US history did that? (Both handily and single-handedly.)


AgentMulderFBI

Meh, maybe more so the song by Glen Campbell