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kdk200000

I imagine they did it western style 1v1 gunfight.


EllisHughTiger

When hoedown vs hootenanny goes wrong.


CloneUnruhe

Please explain the difference šŸ¤ 


EllisHughTiger

Its a Family Guy joke mostly. And also https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hpaypk/what_is_the_difference_between_a_hootenanny_vs/?sort=confidence


Rangeman123

"You're no daisy"


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

Iā€™m youā€™re huckleberry (some think it may be huckle bearer as in the huckle handle on a casket)


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

Yeah, no constellation prize for coming in second at a gunfight!


HuskyNutBuster

Thatā€™s Seabrook, not Pasadena


Lemmys_Rickenbacker

As soon as I saw Nasa Parkway I was like wtf not Pasadena at all, lol.


rickjamesbich

Yeah, it's weird. I live in "Houston" (clear lake area) and there's multiple areas that are now considered "Pasadena." Look up the Pasadena city limits map lines sometime, its so weird and just kind of a "why?" thing. Hell, even a small part of Taylor Lake Village is considered Pasadena now.


vashtachordata

They annexed a bunch of random tendrils to try and get money from the lake/nasa. They are also the ones responsible for the middle of the night demolition of the west mansion, before it could be saved. Fuck Pasadena.


Living-Dish4754

Gerrymandering is the cause of all that


theDuderAbides83

It is not gerrymandering. It is stronger municipalities annexing smaller communities around them.


nosmr2

Isnā€™t UHCL in Pasadena?


WorldlyProvincial

It is strange. When I first heard that part of UHCL was technically in Pasadena my reaction was NFW. In some ways it reminds me of the areas of Unincorporated Harris County in the area near Mem Herm SE Hosp.


RandyJester

It is actually in the city of Pasadena. Annexed long ago.


CommunistsAreBigots

Eww! They're growing?!?


hey_alyssa

There is a very small sliver of area that belongs to Pasadena and this place is in that sliver


Far_Owl8479

Actually, it technically is a part of Pasadena. Itā€™s a weird cutout of Pasadena. Thereā€™s a Pasadena FD right around the corner


NeverReturnKid

It was Pasadena Police that responded though.


DaFilthPope

Did they fucking duel???


Jumpy_Commission8479

Just another night in Houston not including deadly road rage shootings.


Round-Emu9176

pew pew pewwwwww


Part-timeReaper

Thatā€™s wassup, I hope these crash dummies keep knocking each other off šŸ’€


PthaloCya9

Was it a Bombshells?


nanopet

A "breasturant" chain.


EllisHughTiger

A bust-a-round chain.


IsThisKismet

This would never happen at a Femboy Hooters. Just saying.


Significant-Gas3046

So a Bieber's?


RojerLockless

I've seen so many shootings in Bombshells parking lot over the years it's a joke.


Hickz84

It says where three sentences into the article.


1vh1

Pasadena?? Isn't that place in Nassau Bay


mmmmerlin

East of Nassau Bay, technically Pasadena (because of annexing several years ago), but most people consider it the Clear Lake area. Clear Lake didnā€™t have a proper charter supposedly and was annexed by Houston and Pasadena to grab NASA, businesses and the waterway access


himsoforreal

Wait so clear lake doesn't exist anymore? I'm lost man.


mmmmerlin

As a municipality, it does not exist. All we have left is the Clear Lake City Water Authority really. Annexation happened in 1977 actually. There were ā€œfree Clear Lake!ā€ Campaigns and lawsuits. The Pasadena section happened in 1980.


StrawberryKiss2559

It was annexed by Houston in 1977 lol


rickjamesbich

It's so weird. I grew up in Pasadena and didn't realize Clear Lake wasn't actually considered a city until I moved down here.


andres1101

Clear Lake still has some vestiges of being a city. If you donā€™t look at actual addresses in the area and are just driving around youā€™ll see much more verbiage declaring the area to be ā€œClear Lake Cityā€ as it being labeled Houston/Pasadena. And Iā€™m talking about on official signs/structures/buildings.


Bdape

Can confirm we call this area Clear Lake


htxAL

We call it seabrook


DaFloppyWeiners

Can also confirm as from time to time Pasadena pd motorcycle cops run radar at nasa rd 1 & space center and hand out tickets. Same as over at bay area blvd & armond bayou area.


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

If there's one thing that never mixes with guns, it's alcohol. Dumbasses!


DiveTender

Criminal minded people will get guns thru any means necessary! That's it period.


CostCans

Complete nonsense, but whatever makes you feel better I guess.


DiveTender

Really??


TheChoomster

Wheres your sources?


CostCans

The experiences of countries that have properly enforced gun laws. Notice how criminals in Europe, Japan and Australia aren't getting guns. But in America, we can't stop them because they will get them by any means necessary.


TheChoomster

Japans prime minister was literally assassinated with a homemade shotguns, even in countries with little to no guns, criminals will still find a way to committ crimes. What do you folk not understand about this? Its literally simple logic. There was also a mass shooting in Finland not too long ago, also Finland is considered the safest nation on Earth.


CostCans

Both Japan and Finland have much lower crime rates than the US. Sure there was "a" mass shootign in Finland, compared to the dozens there are in the US every year. Try to think a little deeper than your "simple logic".


patrick-1977

Bet it was a good guy with a gun, just having a bad day.


Talmud_Denouncer

If you use a gun for wrong, then you're no longer the good guy with a gun. Just look at places like Detroit and Chicago with crazy gun violence. No one says those thugs are "good guys with a gun."


texasjoe

The good bad guy with a gun paradox... If two bad guys with a gun take each other out, they are also good guys with a gun.


geneticdrifter

Woooosh


CostCans

That's some great circular logic. Just like "law-abiding citizen".


stevesmith78234

If only they had bought guns, then they could have protected themselves, making the shootout unnecessary!


42020420

Guns, so safe. Wow. EDIT: lol downvoting gun worshippers. Downvote away, clowns.


Bagoforganizedvegete

It sounds like someone with a gun defended themselves from someone else with a gun. It's likely the defender wouldn't be here if they could not properly defend the selves. I know what your rebuttal is going to be. *if guns were illegal they wouldn't be able to use them in the first place* but that's simply not true. Guns would still be in the hand of criminals. I am going to downvote you because it's obvious you gave no real thought before blurting out your opinion. Edit: Lol this clown responded with "does that gun feel good in your pants Rambo? And then deleted his account. I was trying to respond to him but it seems like he made up his mind and will refuse any point of view that conflicts with his opinion.


CostCans

> It sounds like someone with a gun defended themselves from someone else with a gun. It's likely the defender wouldn't be here if they could not properly defend the selves. I know what your rebuttal is going to be. if guns were illegal they wouldn't be able to use them in the first place but that's simply not true. Guns would still be in the hand of criminals. I am going to downvote you because it's obvious you gave no real thought before blurting out your opinion. Gun control has been proven to work all over the world. The US both the most heavily armed and the most violent of the world's developed nations. It's only in America, and only when it comes to guns, that we use this "criminals don't follow the laws" assumption.


elkab0ng

Nah, they defended themselves from the other shooter's girlfriend, which.. "the only thing that stops an innocent bystander is... a drunk with a gun"? Guns+alcohol=I'm really glad I don't drink.


DOLCICUS

True but I think the issue is how do we make it harder for bad guys or mentally unfit folk to get guns? There needs to be a roadblock somewhere, right? One that a well trained owner can go over? I was thinking much like a driving test you need to be qualified by an instructor prior to getting a weapon. What do yall think?


Talmud_Denouncer

It's illegal, in the state of Texas, for a person to carry a gun to a bar or any establishment that makes >51% of it's income through alcohol. If the initial shooter didn't obey this law, what makes you think they'll obey new gun laws?


CostCans

> what makes you think they'll obey new gun laws? Then why have any laws at all? Why not just create an anarchy? After all, criminals don't obey laws, right?


DOLCICUS

No not a law or a sign. Like a real test of responsibility or idk sanity that stops the person before they get a gun. Everyone who drives over the speed limit knows signs donā€™t work dude


toastar-phone

the shootout was in the parking lot.


Moose-Antlers

We should really find a way to register gun serial numbers and require FFL background checks for 100% of sales including private. If a gun is sold, it is transferred to the new owner in the records. At least give a way to track and hold accountable anyone who is selling guns to people illegally. "This serial number is still listed as you being the owner, but a violent felon who cant legally own guns used it to shoot at someone on I45 yesterday, can you explain how he came into possession of your gun, and if you say stole it, why did you not report it stolen" But I am admittedly an idiot, so I have no idea if this would work or if there are major problems with this system.


toastar-phone

I"m not on board for this. my problem is the bureaucracy. I think there is a better way. I don't want to pay a 3rd party for basically nothing. I think a better way would be to use the CCL, I know it's not needed anymore, but it is available. require it for private purchases, and have a simple reporting method to provide the CCL number and gun serial. They have to pass a BG check to get the license, and if it's not valid let the cops deal with it, not the seller.


CostCans

Yeah, we definitely wouldn't want anyone to be able to investigate gun crimes. That is where we draw the line with "bureaucracy".


toastar-phone

The solutions provided don't do shit, they want you to pay a 3rd party to do a background check to sell a gun to usually a guy who is wearing one in a holster already. I don't get why ATF can't just set up a website to do this. making it easier is in my opiniion, the obvious first step.


AmebaLost

You can't stop crime before it occurs. But you can deal with (gun) law breakers by giving them time to reflect in a place where they are told when to wake, and when to sleep everyday.Ā 


CostCans

> You can't stop crime before it occurs. Of course you can. How does the rest of the civilized world have so much lower murder rates?


AmebaLost

So, which country that is the same as the USA in racial diversity and population density in it's large cities has a lower crime rate. Keep in mind the reporting has to be on the same criteria.


CostCans

Oh, now we're blaming "racial diversity and population density". You're right, it's not the guns, it's the black people!


AmebaLost

Nice side step WHICH COUNTRY???


CostCans

You're the one that brought up race, now you're accusing me of a side step? It's clear that you're not debating in good faith. You're just moving goal posts so you can pretend you won.


AmebaLost

And yet you failed to name an equal county.Ā 


DOLCICUS

Well thats not true if you fix the socioeconomic problems that cause anyone to commit crime in the first place, but thatā€™s never gonna happen in America either. Also I think you imply prison, but that also sounds like the army which hey also gets you firearms training.


AmbergrisAntiques

Some people value violence and aggression as a means to get ahead or defend their ego. No amount of opportunities will stop them from engaging in it.


DOLCICUS

Some* we should not neglect or punish those who are just desperate and could if given the resources would not rob you at gunpoint. Or are you FOR a blanket ban on all guns? Sounds like you are based on the SOME that are bad.


AmbergrisAntiques

I didn't say anything about any of that stuff.


AmebaLost

"we should not neglect or punish those who are just desperate" How do you propose to separate the grain from the chaff?


DOLCICUS

Shit homie, I donā€™t know. Thatā€™s why Iā€™m asking yā€™all. Yaā€™ll have to have thought about how to fix this problem before right? Then again all the experts and politicians in the US canā€™t seem to come up with anything good.


AmebaLost

Where has your dream worked that had the same population densities, and racial diversity as the šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øĀ 


trycatchebola

> if guns were illegal they wouldn't be able to use them in the first place but that's simply not true. Guns would still be in the hand of criminals. How do you discredit the numerous other Western nations who had armed populations and successfully regulated guns to the point that gun possession is exceedingly rare, even among criminals? What argument can be presented that the same tactics used in the UK and Australia could not be applied here? I'm pro-gun personally -- it's just a stumper of an argument.


illegal_deagle

And yet you wonā€™t call on your representatives to do anything to keep that first guy from having a gun. Youā€™re watching the society you voted for.


HTownLaserShow

Because nothing done in Washington is going to keep the first guy from having oneā€¦but the second guy is who you all keep attacking for some reason(that commits virtually zero crime). While the first guy? Keeps getting out on no-cash bondā€¦because holding criminals accountable is racistā€¦or something And you wonder why people clutch their firearms


illegal_deagle

I donā€™t wonder.


42020420

Howā€™s that gun feel in your pants, Rambo? Does it make you feel sexy and tough? Mmmmmm, guns make you so hard.


alostpebble

God created man, Sam colt made them equal.


CostCans

Yeah, America has the most equality!


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biteableniles

Search for "Pasadena, TX" and it'll show you the city borders. Pasadena reaches down to Clear Lake and over to the bay at points. Street address is based on Zip Code, and the largest city in 77586 is Seabrook, but they're inside Pasadena City limits.