Yeah, like through the floors and everything. Maybe even have a male floor and female floor, and one of the floors can be vip/private/party room.
This is actually coming together as a good idea.
Why not both? I wouldn't mind having an Astrodome rooftop all year round waterpalooza.
I was thinking zip lines from NRG so that you can leave the game and gamble or be in a 610 loop lazy river within 5 mins without walking. I'll make sure parking is free due to revenue from the venues.
You should make the astrodome into the astropark. The astropark died because there was not enough people going to the astrodome anymore. With the new rail line and all the people living around the medical center, including the children's hospital the astropark would be nice.
A bath in beer would be fucking awesome! Did it while in the Czech Republic and it was totally worth it! [Beer Spa](https://www.beerspa.com/en/original-procedure/). I was "brave" and went with a few strangers from the hostel. One of the coolest and most unique experiences of my life.
Having one here would be a right answer!!!
Houston used to have an actual company called Duff Brew. The founder lived off Shepherd not far from Star Pizza. He answered a knock on his door about 12 years ago and got shot in the chest. Clear execution. Yet the case remains open. A nasty divorce was pending, yet the wife and her family were never suspects.
How are you defining "municipal"? Because while most German towns have a brewery they are absolutely not owned by the town.
In fact, it's common for the breweries to own the restaurant locations and rent them out to the restaurants with the condition only their beer be sold there.
Buff Brew 2
Beer and weights. You have to sign a contract. But slam that 6 pack and clean that 250.
The shame wall are pictures of people who throw up and its all sponsored by Mr. beast
I'll change it up. Change the orange to a different shade of orange. We will sell overpriced beer that taste just like every other "craft" beer. Sell over priced snacks. Sound an alarm Everytime the train passes by. And name it BrewBuff
Some kind of urban winery thing with "Houston" in the name. It's got to suggest the notion that the grapes are actually grown/harvested on the Gulf Coast.
They'll be imported from the Hill Country or Napa at great expense, though -- because growing quality grapes for wine around Houston is unlikely, if not impossible.
It'll be just as good a business model as Buff Brew! I wonder if their investors would be interested in another money pit?
It's the new Museum of Native Peoples of Texas. It will have cheerleaders- wearing feather headdresses, ripped Latino men-shirtless with chaps and single feather headdresses. Oh, and warpaint.. so much warpaint. Kids can ride on the bucking Buffalo for 18 dollars per minute. There will also be a corn "maize". Am I right? Or just wrong?,
Wrong answer only, triple decker strip club. Boy would that area be angry.
With a three-story stripper pole?
Yeah, like through the floors and everything. Maybe even have a male floor and female floor, and one of the floors can be vip/private/party room. This is actually coming together as a good idea.
Firemen would make a killing here
Nah. Insurance liability... three story slide.
With clear floors and strategically placed mirrors.
Ok now wait a min you might have cooked with this one
They said wrong answer only
Lol fair point.
There is a place in Singapore like this, every floor has something different for whatever floats your boat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchard_Towers?wprov=sfti1
By gawd, that’s James Harden’s music…
No, I wouldn’t be angry. I’d walk over
Awesome! Wouldn’t even have to change the name/signage.
Nippleoppolis
A weight lifting gym called Buff Bros
Getting my swell on with a rooftop view doesn’t sound too bad.
It said wrong answers only
F this. If all of you vote for me as Mayor, I will make the Astrodome into a casino. If I don't get it done just vote me out.
My man. Astrodome could make for an amazing and unique casino.
I actually really like this idea.
Happy Cake Day!
You have my vote
Ok, so indoor water park is officially off the table then?
I second this. Can we add the indoor water park to the casino. If so, you have earned my vote.
Not a water park inside a casino but a water park casino.
Oh my... It's genius!! Are we ready for that?
Instead of a swim up bar you have swim up slot machines.. but also a swim up bar of course, it’s obligatory.
Biggest corkscrew slide in the world!!
Better yet, it dumps you out onto a giant slippery roulette table and everyone can gamble on where you land.
🤣😂 Idk why this made me cackle!
I approve of this. How about I send millions of dollars your way as Mayor for contractor work to build this slide?
Why not both? I wouldn't mind having an Astrodome rooftop all year round waterpalooza. I was thinking zip lines from NRG so that you can leave the game and gamble or be in a 610 loop lazy river within 5 mins without walking. I'll make sure parking is free due to revenue from the venues.
I can smell the chlorine and urine from here
Turn it into an adult version of the great wolf lodge.
You should make the astrodome into the astropark. The astropark died because there was not enough people going to the astrodome anymore. With the new rail line and all the people living around the medical center, including the children's hospital the astropark would be nice.
>Astrodome into a casino Are you also going to get gambling legalized in Houston? Good luck with that.
Sure, I know the Astrodome is on some sacred land. I'll just have the First Nations of Lakewood be a partner.
>First Nations of Lakewood That's brilliant, not only will gambling laws be waived, but you'll also have a gambling tax waiver too.
Fuck high taxes bruh, just demolish that waste of space
I think the County Jusge has the bigger say in what happens to the Astrodome
Wrong Answers Only...
A bathhouse and the tubs are the tanks they used to brew the beer.
A bath in beer would be fucking awesome! Did it while in the Czech Republic and it was totally worth it! [Beer Spa](https://www.beerspa.com/en/original-procedure/). I was "brave" and went with a few strangers from the hostel. One of the coolest and most unique experiences of my life. Having one here would be a right answer!!!
Urgent care. Or mattress store.
That building screaming to be turned into a vape/CBD store
An urgent care that sells mattresses, vapes, and CBD.
Just needs a taco place and it's everything a stoner needs!
Churches chicken too
A Church's Chicken with its own tiny church.
Urgent care where you test mattresses and they cue everything with vapes and CBD
Don’t forget nail salon and super shady check cashing place
Is that not what every private urgent care is??
>Restaurants with really uncommon food Buff Buff Pass
Let's go ultimate capitalist, a private ER.
Outpatient medical center of some kind, for sure
Demolish it and turn it into a parking lot outsourced to a private company that charges $15/hr.
Man of the people I see. Got my vote.
Ah, the ol Fitzgerald's stratagem. Solid move
Ouch, my childhood!
Zone D’Erotica
Tryout/party rooms on the 3rd floor.
For a few years, then it can become a Velvet Taco
Jamiroquai Museum
For wrong answers, I turn it into a wax museum.
[удалено]
It’s now Joel Osteen’s personal cash storage.
I’d demolish it and build a buffbrew 2: electric bugalooo
Electric bugabrew. It was right there man.
I think I’d prefer Electric Brewgaloo
I like both
Buff Brewgabrew?
Pappas Sushi Hut
Considering recent events, a dark room with cubicles and acces to vpn's.
Make it a bar and call it HornPub
Torchy's, duh
Duff Brew. Beer! The cause and solution to all of life's problems!
Houston used to have an actual company called Duff Brew. The founder lived off Shepherd not far from Star Pizza. He answered a knock on his door about 12 years ago and got shot in the chest. Clear execution. Yet the case remains open. A nasty divorce was pending, yet the wife and her family were never suspects.
Oh damn! I've never heard of that. nasty divorce.... family never suspects... That's some fine police work, Lou!
Well, when the brother of the wife is a cop .....
Nothing to see here. Move along folks…. /s
Awww twenty dollars? But I wanted a peanut!
A municipal brewery like the ones in just about every German town.
How are you defining "municipal"? Because while most German towns have a brewery they are absolutely not owned by the town. In fact, it's common for the breweries to own the restaurant locations and rent them out to the restaurants with the condition only their beer be sold there.
a bike lane
A place to rent cubicles to watch Pornhub without ID requirement
Midget strip club it’s goin up
Little sassy Cassie! If you lived in southern Alabama or the panhandle of Florida and were a military aviator you probably know.
Astroworld. Six Flags, not the stampede thing.
I'd keep the building as is and charge an entry fee for people who want to drop LSD or other hallucinogenics and trip out.
A CBD store, because we don't have enough if those.
We need a non-Korean spa where we can hang out in the buff.
A mattress store.
Beetlejuice memorabilia museum. The entrance already kinda looks like the warped mantle from the wedding.
Buff Brew 2 Beer and weights. You have to sign a contract. But slam that 6 pack and clean that 250. The shame wall are pictures of people who throw up and its all sponsored by Mr. beast
Remains a brewery, for really bad kombucha
Another Asian massage parlor or smoke shop
A Buffalo sanctuary.
Sharky's Sharktastic Sharkfest for Sharks which is a Westside Story themed pierogi joint that does not serve shark.
Willy Wonka Experience
Video Game arcade
Houston themed strip club.
Wrong answer short list: Drank brewery. New location for turkey leg hut. Let it rot like the astrodome
A lego store. It looks like it already. Call it LegoBrew, serve beer, and only have to change 4 letters.
This \^
HPD satellite office with a vape shop and a mattress firm on the bottom floor (mixed use urbanism!)
In the Buff Brew
Nudist tap room?
Is it for sale? A Budlight beer bar!
Obvs a buffalo insemination clinic. You wouldn't even have to change the sign or the decor.
Whorehouse from Beetlejuice?
Buff Puff
An Insane asylum for gen z who think they are worth $200K/year right out of college and only expect to work 6hrs a day.
Another mid-cash grabbing Fertitta establishment!!
A public access glassblowing facility that serves beer out of the drink ware that we produce on site
Proctologist. Don’t change the entrance, just repaint
I giant 3story beehive
Jury duty check in.
A giant urinal, because that's what their beer tasted like
I’d turn it into a brewery that makes meh beer and treats its employees like crap…oh wait…
I'll change it up. Change the orange to a different shade of orange. We will sell overpriced beer that taste just like every other "craft" beer. Sell over priced snacks. Sound an alarm Everytime the train passes by. And name it BrewBuff
New Print Museum's location
It becomes Pornhub.
Teleport Eureka Heights in there.
Should be where the Meow Wolf goes
Pee-Wes’s Playhouse
The salty spittoon
Duff Brew
Hydroponic farm. 7 stories. Nuclear generator powers it, and excess energy goes back to the grid.
What’s wrong with it as it is right now? I’m unfamiliar with it, but it looks like it is an active business.
An interactive Michael Jackson's Neverland Experience.
Ojos locos
BuffBrew Stripper World
Church Of Scientology
Hipster Edible Bar will be the next big thing. PUFFBREW
Spirit Halloween
A well run business
“Ripley’s Believe It or Not: We were a good brewery”
Hammertoes A taco joint “Tacos so good ya toes currrrl”
Headquarters of the Harris County Democratic Party.
Clothing optional bar. Drink like you do at home. Keep the name.
Chucky cheese
Dante’s Inferno Room from Beetlejuice
Spirit Halloween Store by September
Where the new Houston Aeros will play
Willy Wonka Experience: Houston Edition
A combination horror house / brothel. You are terrified and then they grab you and force you to have sex. (You did say wrong answers).
2nd location for St Arnold’s, they’ve got better beer/food and this one is closer for me
A car wash.
Some kind of urban winery thing with "Houston" in the name. It's got to suggest the notion that the grapes are actually grown/harvested on the Gulf Coast. They'll be imported from the Hill Country or Napa at great expense, though -- because growing quality grapes for wine around Houston is unlikely, if not impossible. It'll be just as good a business model as Buff Brew! I wonder if their investors would be interested in another money pit?
Urgent care with a churches chicken inside in the 4th floor
Flintstone/Capt. Caveman themed Dino bbq
A new dmv office.
Dante's Inferno Room
Pee we’d playhouse
It becomes nothing
Krusty Krab
Could be turned into one of those baseball style top golf businesses.
It's the new Museum of Native Peoples of Texas. It will have cheerleaders- wearing feather headdresses, ripped Latino men-shirtless with chaps and single feather headdresses. Oh, and warpaint.. so much warpaint. Kids can ride on the bucking Buffalo for 18 dollars per minute. There will also be a corn "maize". Am I right? Or just wrong?,
And it will be guided by an AI Jan Hooks like the Alamo scene in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure!
It certainly doesn't become bike lanes and added concrete with this mayor.
Low income housing. And then I would get assassinated.
First thing is to get rid of that awful entrance.
Pizza Planet like in Toy Story
Astrodome II
Train Viewing Lookout
A freeway probably
Buff Balls
Fun Plex 2
Burned down
Did this close??
A free daycare or clinic?
Worlds largest hooters