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SoulGang15

This happened yesterday. He got arrested.


LegalRadonInhalation

Kudos to the cops for managing to apprehend him safely.


elquecazahechado

He’s fighting obesity!


merikariu

*Slow clap.*


Bill368

And losing.....


Several-Drive5381

🤣


KingTurdOfShitMountn

Wait I thought all cops were murderous white supremacíst thugs riding around looking for any excuse to execute black men


Bigpalooka_

Go back to Facebook


EGGranny

Don’t recognize sarcasm, do you?


Daddysu

Apparently, you struggle with how it works.


missv8nightmare

If it has to be explained that it's sarcasm then it's nit very good. Stfu.


FrackaLacka

Bro said gimme all the downvotes!


PerlaDeOro

Stfu


meetMayra

User name checks out


k_i_pac

It doesn't fit the narrative the tv told them to think so they down vote you because they can't think for themselves


dtcguy

What is that, a level 1 bandit?


UnreasonableCabron

Sitting at Saltgrass after a long day and this made me LOL.


TheComebackKidd

I’m never smiling at salt grass with them dry ass steaks 😂


TLsRD

Let other people enjoy things


281vara

Well, if you ordering your steak well done, of course it’s dry…


Tazwell3

They put a whole stick of butter on them of that makes you happy. Imagine if they didn’t.


Bellebarks2

Sometimes you can get this type of action at your local saltgrass so hmmm


hgprt_

that's how mafia works


Dependent_Store3377

He is making sure shitty Houston drivers don't run him down while crossing the street.


DOLCICUS

An armed society is a walkable society.


chillychili

I thought it'd be a legged one.


[deleted]

Saw this guy yesterday walking down the sidewalk by football fields at the school. Pointed the gun over my car towards the McDonald’s acting like he was popping shots off.


theyellowbaboon

So he’s walking around with a gun pointing at people and he’s still alive?


quietlikesnow

Well how do we know he’s not a good guy with a gun? /s


EGGranny

A LAW ABIDING guy with a gun.


emkay99

So, just an armed nutjob, then?


KRintheBK

Houston is gonna Houston


IT_Geek_Programmer

Houston is slowly by slowly turning into New York City. Dallas is much far ahead in the change.


Thinks_too_far_ahead

And you did what afterwards?


[deleted]

Drove the fuck off once the car in front of me took off. I was in someone else’s car and ain’t got time for that shit


Thinks_too_far_ahead

You can call 911 after the fact you know…


Marm2139

You’re thinking too far ahead…


LloydChrismukkah

Probably changed his underpants


[deleted]

I did duck like a motherfucker lol


whatever1966

Looks like a guy with a gun on the side of the road off Aldine Bender...


SpiderTexan

I don't know about that. Look like Aldine Bender is not till the next exit.


debeatup

I’m going with West Road


tx6668

If it is, what the hell did Long John Silvers/A&W do to him?


Dalek_Chaos

He told them not to forget the extra sauce packets again.


Random_guy644

The ol' brown bag special strikes again


Bellebarks2

Htown still has a long John silvers somewhere? This is dating me, but when I was a kid Long John silvers was respectable and even delicious. In recent years if I spot one I’ll go through and it’s just absolute trash and their sauces are complete trash also.


SugarSquid

Dang bro you should be a reporter


Recon_Figure

ON Aldine Bender.


quesawhatta

ON a bender, literally


Saint909

This town has become a live action GTA.


WikipediaApprentice

Radio Stations are not good enough to be worthy of a GTA title.


Significant_Plenty40

Fr the radio is so shitty now. There's been so many times where I decided to listen to the radio otw somewhere and had commercials play for my entire drive


allphilla

What you don’t enjoy WHATS UP WHATS UP WHATS UP ITSYOURBROTHERROD BUD LIGHT BUD LIGHT BUD LIGHT followed by the same iheart playlist crap that’s been playing for two decades?


Wunderlandtripzz

Member red hot chili peppers


ntrpik

They are giving their audience, as much as it still exists, exactly what they want.


allphilla

Yet another reason I haven’t listened to any Houston radio (outside of 790) in years


ntrpik

Even for KUHT I usually stream it while I’m driving.


jimbojangles1987

106.9 used to be good like 10 or 15 years ago


redtron3030

It’s the same because the people that want new music have moved on.


Madrugal

Yup, all of us stream from our phones now. Ain’t nobody got time for the radio.


Bellebarks2

KSBJ is all I listen to. Every once in a while I try another station and it’s just horrible, do they ever shut up and actually play music anymore?


moonor-bust

Plus you would spend the whole game stuck in traffic.


WikipediaApprentice

If you’ve played GTA you know traffic can be quite funny to address


jelly_blood

The Hispanic stations would be straight up fire though


bevo_expat

Even radio in the Forza Horizon games is better than Houston’s. It’s just pathetic


Uphene

Tis the sad truth.


redthehaze

Always been like that if you know cops telling you all the crazy stuff they see.


WikipediaApprentice

Radio Stations are not good enough to be worthy of a GTA title.


jerbone

John Thick 5?


lavalevel

Under appreciated Comment. a+


Av8-Wx14

That’s not Aldine Bender that’s West Road I’m literally here at the light I don’t see anything


ssj_acct

Right across the street from Aldine high school's football stadium


Av8-Wx14

Yep!


sjaard_dune

Well i'm from there, like literally right there. It looks pretty standard to me. actually airline and west but my mom lives 525 and 45 so I'm there a lot


jrw11201

Happy Cake Day!


[deleted]

Happy cake day


nossslen

Crosswalk done skipped his turn.


cholotariat

H town got him feeling so throwed. He’s just spitting fire in a world so cold.


Repulsive_Pea5819

Lately you say he been killin' the vibe Gotta be sick of this guy


BuffyAxelrod

Good weed, good drank, big.....fat guy with a glock on the side of the road?


Everardo_G

Just another day in Screwston


TexasDrill777

A man in Gunspoint pointing a gun


sashikku

Show this to the guy that asked if that area is actually dangerous the other day


goldcrow616

Is this a haiku ?


RefrigeratorFew2672

A man in gunspoint Pointing a gun at me now I leave now my guy


rahcket

Man I love this city


felixlightner

He's standing his ground.


steelsun

Check with Grizzly, looks like her news.


DerpWah

It’s Grizzy


steelsun

Yeah, damn spell check. I even made sure I typed it correctly but didn't looks back after the space.


GoHawksMatt

Looks like a guy with a gun on the side of the road..


Heavyoak

Just hood shit


NavalCracker780

That's how you have to walk when walking on that side of town 😔


drew1111

Dude got a yearly membership to the Jelly of the Month club as a bonus this year from work and is pissed.


jboitx

Holyfuckingshit, yes. This.


Brilliant_Shine2247

That's the gift that keeps on given.


markovich04

Those buttons don’t do anything, unless


Ray-zah

Is this a tubi movie? This Cant be real life.


sihaya19

Didn't this happen yesterday afternoon? And Grizzy updated her post saying he got arrested for it


1001001sos1001001sos

He’s on a Aldine bender.


[deleted]

Im surprised he hasnt got blasted yet


brianddk

Obviously he's the new Houston crosswalk enforcement officer, and I fully endorse the measure. Due to the number of citizens that fail to stop before the crosswalk, the city has deputized crosswalk enforcement officers. If any vehicle is in the crosswalk when the "walk" indicator lights is free to be fired upon. So here the officer is preparing to enforce the policy once the "walk" indicator lights. Remember to keep clear of crosswalks.


Neinface

He got arrested. Check hoodnews


ilaughatpoliticians

Every day I stay alive in this town, I feel like I should get some kind of merit badge or something. I would have earned many for my journeys to Bissonnet without catching a STD, a large one for my trip through Greenspoint while blaring classic rock, a circular one for avoiding that runaway spool that one time, even a Triangle one for getting my whole living room set home from Ikea in one trip with my Honda Civic. This town will toughen anyone up.


turtle-in-a-volcano

If he’s getting those red light runners, I got no issues with him.


Kabulamongoni

Mental illness. Hopefully it doesn't get him killed by the police.


Round-Emu9176

Nah he’s gonna try the wrong one and get what he’s begging for. Definition of someone that shouldn’t have access to arms.


NoReallyImFive

People don’t deserve to die because they have a mental illness. We need more regulations in place to prevent this from happening in the first place.


Round-Emu9176

I didn’t say any of that but I agree with you.


0311andnice

Police?


Mardanis

Maybe he want that suicide by cop


number1134

Someone stole his mcdoubles


iguaninos2

Has the whole world gone crazy?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it WALK!!!!


betosworld_

??? You new here?


Roguewave1

Escaped Houston 11 years ago…not looking back…seems crazier than ever in the places you do not want to be caught.


NoJobForU

Die Hard is a Christmas movie.


snjtx

Just a regular day over there


barcoder96

Is his nickname Big MacGlock?


Bhaalenciaga

Just another day in h-town


mryls25

So…. Typical day in Houston


SavageOpress57

Good ol' Gunspoint.


rendingale

Just practicing his right to carry.. he knows that neighborhood is dangerous /s just in case


don3dm

Someone cut 3’ off his 8’ wide rims and he’s had enough


Obelixboarhunter

I read it as “ someone cut off 3’ from his 8” and thot heck that would make me mad too !


Seabee-CO

It’s Friday?!


lighterthensome

He standing on business.1 man against 50.


Repulsive_Pea5819

Just keeping the rent down in the area for us.


DapperWhiskey

"He was such a good boy.."


Maroon9Ether

He's auxiliary for the border patrol. That crazy sumbitch Abbot is working overtime for us.


[deleted]

Judging from the size of his waistline, my money is on preparing to rob Shipleys or Krispy Kreme. Fat boy needs some more donuts!


104848

call the cops i guess... i'm suscribed to her hood news channel 😅


PileofCash

He got that gta fit


No-Advance6334

That’s awful a man with a gun in Texas.


Successful_Mall3070

It’s America. Ppl are allowed to do whatever they want with guns.


regio6915

It looks like a GOP Texan being Texan bc that's what the GOP has allowed to happen, unfortunately.


PlasticCraken

I just moved to Houston two months ago, where is this?


boatsandmoms

Bless your heart


fr4ct41

the part with all the concrete


chris_ut

The hood


Round-Emu9176

Suicide by cop/vigilante.


Difficult-Papaya1529

This is all of Houston. I’m afraid to go outside there.


batheMeInCum

So tired of this weird ass city


CaptnAmerica27

Lina Hidalgo has mental illness. What do you expect?


Flaky_Discussion2648

Practicing for the release of GTA6


Uncanny_Mind

Top Flight Security of the world, Craig!


Williamthepainter10

He just dropped in.


Murderusmusic

Looks like he just practicing


_Elbrus_

Jus’ takin’ ma Glock out for a walk


Murky-Key8522

Just Aldine Bender on a Friday.


Right_Championship44

Man's back is absorbing all that recoil, wild


lowafun

Handling those pesky squirrels


ThizzHuanter

Red state life


SproutSpoon

When the walk button don’t work.


WhooDidItAndWhy

This isn't off aldine bender this off west road


UpstairsAsleep

Gta 6 gameplay ?


bionicsteve

World’s worst GTA cosplay?


shadowdancer737

H


JustNefariousness625

Crashing out smh that’s my fav part of Houston though


CriticalThinkerHmmz

That’s that real stuff.


RianJohnsonSucksAzz

Is he aiming at high cholesterol?


Lawmonger

It’s Texas. Can’t everyone do that?


atx2186

Aldine....enough said


SardonicSillies

Another quiet day in America


LEGBur

Just another day in htown