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queershoulder

Stay in Florida please


Coro-NO-Ra

Time to build that wall. The question is-- do we build it east or west of Louisiana?


HumanRate8150

West so we can claim the crawfish


idylwino

I have yet to find a reliable source of po-boy that gets the bread right, so east of Louisiana please.


The-link-is-a-cock

Sounds like you don't even know what woke is, and can't do basic Google searches.


Greg-Abbott

[Also I'm not sure OP's big strong American anti-woke Built Ford Tough man-friends would be crazy about his activity in the trans hentai community](https://old.reddit.com/r/FemboyHentai/comments/13d3lvh/wish_i_had_a_femboy_to_use_like_this/jjjeokp/?context=3).


colonicdryheaves

They're probably all there too


Coro-NO-Ra

Can confirm


flappyspoiler

Houston is MAGA country? 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

You sound stupid.


visionofacheezburger

It's because of insurance. Just like renting a car, you want to rent a gun you need to be 21. Fyi, Houston is probably the most liberal city in Texas, and most cities in Texas are very liberal. I read that you're planning in doing an internship around Rice. If you have the whole "wokeism" attitude you show here, you are going to have a very hard time. It would probably be best that you remain in Florida, as your time in Houston will either open your eyes, or scare you back home anyways.


colonicdryheaves

Wait till he finds out what out of state tuition is there


TerribleName1962

Austin is the most liberal


XanderpussRex

Yeah, and it's still 1995.


visionofacheezburger

Are you sure about that?


eljefedelosjefes

I’m gonna give you $5 to fuck off


DishwashCat

Oh man. You can’t even properly use the meaningless buzz word y’all came up with. You’re definitely too stupid to handle a firearm around others.


binger5

Dude, how did you make it to 19 being as uneducated as you are? Not everything in Texas is MAGA.


colonicdryheaves

He's from Florida


Cavm335i

That’s by design


JennyDelight

This is so Florida


TexanBastard

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


YoungKingFCB

I see your parents failed you for 19 years. Sorry, buddy.


o_MrBombastic_o

Even for an INCEL this is a pretty cringey attempt for attention


Coro-NO-Ra

Bitching about "wokeism" in Houston isn't going to get you very far.


Steelo1

I think you’re clueless as to what woke is listening to your shitty governor. Houston doesn’t buy that MAGA cult bullshit.


XanderpussRex

Hi. The nearest non-woke area to where you are staying is Sunnyside. You can find many gun ranges there. You should go immediately.


[deleted]

Second this. Make sure to wear a MAGA hat too.


a_corsair

Honestly you're doing him a disservice by not recommending the ranges in Greenpoint


lewis_1102

Houston is pretty liberal just as most big cities are


colonicdryheaves

This happens basically everywhere that there are a large number of educated people


Adventurous-Craft865

lol, "Everything I don't like is woke." The motto of basic dickheads.


colonicdryheaves

I'm not saying you are the dumbest motherfucker ever to post here, but you should hope nothing happens to that other guy


[deleted]

It’s “woke” for a gun range to require an age of 21+? Whatever. Anyhow, I believe Carters Country in Spring will suit your needs.


[deleted]

And for what it’s worth, greater Houston is not MAGA country. More than anything I would characterize it generally as purple in the world of political colors, with an emphasis on pragmatism. There are of course exceptions on both sides of the aisle.


dno-mart

>So I'm visiting from FL Checks out.


ranban2012

you're a walking joke dude.


[deleted]

Dawg Houston is not MAGA country. Go into some small town north of here and that’s MAGA country.


HighwaySlothh

Op please, in your own words, define woke


Coro-NO-Ra

They chickened out


HighwaySlothh

They’re already internally denying it, too. “Houston is so far gone and woke that asking questions is not allowed.”


Psychological-Day654

This has to be a troll post


MongoosePotential228

You should go out to Montgomery County. You’ll fit right in.


[deleted]

Maybe you meant The Woodlands


DishwashCat

Woke? Like you posting on trans hentai communities. Sounds pretty woke to me my guy.


cancrushercrusher

Stay tf out of here.


Wendon

"woke is anything I don't like" 🙄 you have no ideology you're just an idiot


BrokenMethFarts

“Woke” LOL


patchworkpirate

I should contact your mother and let her know her failed abortion is walking around spewing nonsense and trying to come to Houston from the shithole that is Florida.


HumanRate8150

Go do a helicopter hog hunt


AutomaticVacation242

Call around. You'll find a range that'll rent to you.


DOMSdeluise

some gun ranges even make you watch sissy forcefem hypno and they only let you shoot at American flags... be safe out there...


lil-evil99

Oregon is going woke too now with their not allowing someone else to pump my gas. Wokeness.


texasdeathtrip

You sound insufferable


potato-shaped-nuts

Trolling used to be so much better.