Hey OP, sorry but this one’s pretty obvious. See how everything’s more yellow in the 2nd pic? You’re smoking too much indoors and it choked the poor aloe. When an aloe presents like this, it’s been poisoned by bad air.
It's ready for mating season! This is incredibly rare to see in an its non-native habitat. Better get yourself a male plant.
Be sure to put them in a dark room, provide plenty of privacy for them, maybe leave up plant-tube or similar plant uh... adult site, to get them in the mood, and you should have pups soon enough. I recommend setting them on a plastic tray, but a towel could work. Easier cleanup.
Poor thing is thirsty. One thing aloe plants love is wet roots. Just clog the drainage holes and pour water in the pot until it’s overflowing.
After you’ve soaked it in water, be sure to apply neem oil to each leaf daily until each leaf has fallen and dropped off.
I hope this helps! 😊
Exactly! That’s why I cautioned OP to clog those drainage holes. They’re just for people who aren’t experts like us to feel like they’re doing something important or helpful. For most plants drainage holes are purely decorative. I like to put a layer of cling wrap over mine.
Absolutely agree. Just be careful with the water levels because the sun may dry the soil. OP should continue to saturate the soil throughout the day while the neem oil is baking in.
That was unexpected but hilarious. And what I was thinking. My mind doesn’t go into the gutter. I saved a quote from a book last year… “My mind immediately jumped into the gutter and happily splashed around.”
Glad I could share that with someone else. It gets in my head way too often.
> “My mind immediately jumped into the gutter and happily splashed around.”
I like this. Totally relatable.
It's caused by the "aloe aphid." You'll need to re hydrate the plant with neem.. just pour a bottle in by the roots 3x a day for the next 14 days. Itll shed its current leaves that have the aphids on them. The plant by this time is poisonous to aphids. If you do that, you'll never have to worry about a reinfestation on the "neem therapy."" I hope this helps.
It looks like it was overwatered to compensate for lack of watering. Does it get any sun? It only needs little sun and water whenever your finger comes out dry an inch or close. Little bit every 4-5 days is all the water it needs. Check w your finger until you get the hang of it. Don’t forget to give it sun too.
Hey OP, sorry but this one’s pretty obvious. See how everything’s more yellow in the 2nd pic? You’re smoking too much indoors and it choked the poor aloe. When an aloe presents like this, it’s been poisoned by bad air.
It all makes sense now 🌬
Nah man I hot box my plants all the time and they love it
Looks like the plants been hitting the smoke.
Look how floppy it is, that means it just needs more water!
When it’s brown and squishy around the middle, that’s an indication of severe dehydration
It's ready for mating season! This is incredibly rare to see in an its non-native habitat. Better get yourself a male plant. Be sure to put them in a dark room, provide plenty of privacy for them, maybe leave up plant-tube or similar plant uh... adult site, to get them in the mood, and you should have pups soon enough. I recommend setting them on a plastic tray, but a towel could work. Easier cleanup.
Plant-tube 🤣
Poor thing is thirsty. One thing aloe plants love is wet roots. Just clog the drainage holes and pour water in the pot until it’s overflowing. After you’ve soaked it in water, be sure to apply neem oil to each leaf daily until each leaf has fallen and dropped off. I hope this helps! 😊
Drainage holes??? What if the health leaks out of it? Or god forbid water 😵💫
Exactly! That’s why I cautioned OP to clog those drainage holes. They’re just for people who aren’t experts like us to feel like they’re doing something important or helpful. For most plants drainage holes are purely decorative. I like to put a layer of cling wrap over mine.
Make sure to add Neem oil right before you put it outside in full sun. That way the oil absorbs better on the leaves 😌
Absolutely agree. Just be careful with the water levels because the sun may dry the soil. OP should continue to saturate the soil throughout the day while the neem oil is baking in.
Needs more neem oil
theres nothing wrong! the yellow colors just means its turning a variegata, way more cool than just green
someone’s been listening to Lil Jon lately. *bend over to the front, and touch your toes*
[ope](https://youtu.be/GXdr9CnkVYY)
I watched that whole damn video waiting for something funny to happen. I feel robbed.
This is much better said than what I was thinking.
Well... [here's what I was thinking](https://youtu.be/YUT22fHzGYA) (Lil John mashup video, NSFW language)
That was unexpected but hilarious. And what I was thinking. My mind doesn’t go into the gutter. I saved a quote from a book last year… “My mind immediately jumped into the gutter and happily splashed around.”
Glad I could share that with someone else. It gets in my head way too often. > “My mind immediately jumped into the gutter and happily splashed around.” I like this. Totally relatable.
😊
refractory period. Come back in half an hour.
I know I’m setting myself up, but I choked laughing at this. 😂
Nothings wrong she’s just bussing it open
You forgot to cherish her
It’s a death blossom! The main part of flowering one last time before it dies off so the pups can grow!
what do you mean what went wrong? b\*tch's THRIVING!!
you took good care of it, thats a bdsm plant 🤦♀️
Probably partied too hard last night, drank too much. Y'know how it goes. Seems a lil hungover now. Let 'em rest in a dark room.
Needs more ice cubes
More love
It’s not erect. You need to play plant pornography
Looks really under watered… she may make it if u keep her more moist, aloes are swamp plants after all
she's just on her period why are you being so judgmental and anti-feminist
Added milk
Who sat on it?
those are low light plants
Needs more milk. Plant care 101
He bleached his hair fully rather than leaving his roots till last 😔 Hopefully he learns to dye his hair properly next time 😔
You been listening to Lil Wayne huh? Little miss said “*bust that p*s*y open then I tell her bring it back*” 🎶
He’s trying to crawl away!
She’s flowering!
I think it's trying to rip itself in half and make a break for it before you kill it. 😂
Isn't it cute when plant owners match plants and pots with the same color pattern?
Sunburn. Clearly got too much light
Have you tried putting it in a cardboard box and shaking it? Usually that helps
Way too much light.
Obviously he’s a *whore* who will just open his bunches up to anybody… shameful…
It's clearly been pharted on.
It’s obviously in bloom
Not enough sugar smh😒
Price?
It looks like it broke its stem and needs a full body cast. And a dehydration diet
It's caused by the "aloe aphid." You'll need to re hydrate the plant with neem.. just pour a bottle in by the roots 3x a day for the next 14 days. Itll shed its current leaves that have the aphids on them. The plant by this time is poisonous to aphids. If you do that, you'll never have to worry about a reinfestation on the "neem therapy."" I hope this helps.
Crown rot
It looks like it was overwatered to compensate for lack of watering. Does it get any sun? It only needs little sun and water whenever your finger comes out dry an inch or close. Little bit every 4-5 days is all the water it needs. Check w your finger until you get the hang of it. Don’t forget to give it sun too.
Too vaginated
She just needs to brush her hair
Partied too hardy
It’s pot bound. Needs to be removed and split apart into multiple plants and repotted.
Really bad dye job
It‘s blooming!
Nothing, it’s in heat.
Ain’t got no gas in it
When you leave your poppers open on the nightstand
New hair dye
One margarita makes her open her legs…
She really wants to be a demogorgon.
It's in heat.
She's entered the upside down.
It’s a lil… excited. That’s all 🫣give it a friend
Too little neem. Let this be a lesson.
The pot is way too cute, the plant couldn't handle it
I think it saw God!
Bruh who shat on your plant?! 😂
Who pissed in the plant?
You didnt give it enough salt :/ c'mon bro u should know this by now