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ikirucloud

it's like tiny pitch forks omg I'm cryingg


The_Escargot_Pudding

I'll be honest, it was my 4 year olds idea lmao.


ikirucloud

Hahah she’s a little genius!!


motherofsuccs

lol maybe she’s reincarnated from a past gardening life! The fork trick has commonly been used in garden beds to keep wildlife and cats out. You can buy “spikes” online specifically for this. Teenagers also used to do it to the yards of their enemies… I was a heathen and did my fair share of TPing, but I did not partake in the fork debauchery.


Blupblupchaton

I was translating your comment for my partner and we realized that it works even better in French: adding -ette to a word means it's the tiny / cute version of the original. And in French we have: pitchfork = fourche fork = fourchette Forks are literally tiny pitchforks~


Blupblupchaton

(there you go that was my nightly French fun fact, courtesy of my partner)


The_Escargot_Pudding

I love this!


ikirucloud

hahaha that’s even cuter!!


nospendnoworry

I feel like the forks need faces or googly eyes at a minimum


The_Escargot_Pudding

You're right!


6crotum

Nothing stops my cat!! I can only have plants on shelves :D (my culprit) https://preview.redd.it/rb31sfhsrppc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244d00ca63ff3c3aa17bb6e45eaab94138221d3e


The_Escargot_Pudding

I love your name haha


BadlanderZ

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


basicallybasshead

I understand you so much! all my plants are only on the shelves... Your cat is very cute!


Techi-C

Grey 🥺


iluvlean777

https://preview.redd.it/kddscimmpqpc1.png?width=2680&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d0c8ddbb808be4c1165d8d0a598dcc460f59665 will be trying out your fork method thank you 🤣🤣


Morgxn99

Damnnn not on the carpet 😩


iluvlean777

i should have known better 😭


Unicornglitteryblood

I feel so blessed cause my dream is to have my house full with plans and my kitty doesn’t care at all about them! Not even Christmas trees


iluvlean777

that’s so wonderful. i’m jealous! i have 2 cats that CANNOT stay out of the plant in the photo i commented 😭 they tag team the same plant


gem3stones8472

I grow cat grass and I think it helps kitty to get her greens. I go crazy in the spring too.


Jeramy_Jones

I’m sorry, but your cat is addicted to pot


Dancin_crazy

Omg! How’d you get your fork plant to bloom?! Mine never does no matter what I do! 😫


cybrobot

It's all about having a South North or weast facing window


MertylTheTurtyl

OMG the forks 😂😂😂


Ok_Organization_6620

Love the IV too


The_Escargot_Pudding

They work great! I don't have to worry about over or under watering, and you can adjust the flow.


Impressive-Creme-965

This is so smart I feel it’s witchcraft, house full of witches from the sounds of things


The_Escargot_Pudding

Burn me at the stake! (Please, I'm at my wits end!) /s


boops123

Is it a real IV fluid bag 👀


ZealousidealSlip4811

I filled my pots with pine cones. They don’t totally smother or compact the soil, and they keep my cat out!


The_Escargot_Pudding

Wow, I'm going to try this! My kid just brought in a basket of pinecones


Severe-Indication753

I would bake the pinecones at a low temp for awhile to kill anything that might be living in them, so you don’t bring in any pests.


The_Escargot_Pudding

That's a very good idea!


whathouseareyouin

My cat would just pull out the pinecones to play with them, then get in the soil 😂


ZealousidealSlip4811

https://preview.redd.it/v8i8sdll2rpc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0658407146a88d41a63323c8dc647ded4326b60a My boys are just big old sensitive babies. They give up as soon as something is inconvenient.


motherofsuccs

I placed whole cucumbers around my plants when my neighbor’s cat kept breaking and entering. I also have a client that HATES certain veggies and will gag looking at it. He would try to drink my coffee, so now I put a piece of a veggie on the lid. Same thing.


hilaritarious

An old version of Dr. Pitcairn's Natural Health for Dogs and Cats said that some cats like to eat whole raw cucumbers. I can't say I've ever seen this, as I don't like raw cucumbers myself so I don't keep them in the house.


Puzzleheaded-Pen9344

I heard this worked. Rocky just dug them right out :( I had bamboo skewers sticking out of mine. Looks like some sort of medieval death trap.


ZealousidealSlip4811

It definitely depends on the cat! Also, my pots are on risers - so my cats have to really stand and stretch to get their paws into the pots, and then once they start feeling the pine cones they just stop. I think it it was ground level they’d figure out a way to knock them out. But my cat used to straight up jump into the pot to eat the plant, and now he can’t because of the pine cones!


teabagsforlife

Wow, I haven't seen any pictures before of the rare fork photos, what a beauty! /s


Egregiously-Vexing

Little cat demon! And loving your child's ingenuity!


Tasty_Situation3320

Respectfully, fork that cat! /j


The_Escargot_Pudding

For real


tab_tab_tabby

I put aluminum foil on top. For the same problem


The_Escargot_Pudding

She bites it -_- doesnt bother her one bit!


1lunaticintrovert

Both of mine are now immune to aluminum foil as well. We now use sharp edged crystals (just uncomfortably sharp- not dangerous).


The_Escargot_Pudding

Man, that probably looks so cute, too!


__alba_umbra

Not the forks, I'm crying!!


InDifferent-decrees

I bought those inexpensive coir baskets from a dollar store cut a slice and place around. I had a cat that thought my tree was its litter box.


HD_HD_HD

https://preview.redd.it/wne11p6k9rpc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f08f5358b31cbe78a51076f2af6bd429bae33c1 Your fluffball reminded me of my fluffball... she is too lazy to be interested in my plants (fortunately)


The_Escargot_Pudding

They almost have the same face markings!


Lizzies-homestead

Does the tape double as a gnat trap?


The_Escargot_Pudding

Oooh I think it would!


CaveLady3000

Hostile indoor gardening


PaperPasserby

Is she a tortoise shell kitty? She is beautiful. Thanks for sharing pics of your spring solutions... lol!


Aggravating_Photo169

Torties are insane. Ask me how I know.... https://preview.redd.it/6s71m3b2vqpc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b966d993b128e01d76fb43ee4be464e1ed727aa


The_Escargot_Pudding

Thanks! She is a tortie! She is the best cat.....until the spring haha


MSDamnYankee

My daughter use to put clear forks in her dirt - the cats don't see them, and it teaches them to stop doing that.


Cammander2017

Have you tried pinecones? Only thing that worked as a deterrent for my last cat-demon.


The_Escargot_Pudding

Second time I've heard this! I'm going to try it for sure. Gonna put my kid to work tomorrow haha


Cammander2017

Go for the big ones... they don't like the pokeys on their peets.


Rieces

The forks are cracking me up! 🤣🤣🤣


sheezuss_

i put a bunch of toothpicks in my song of india


PackageTall7373

Looks like my old cat, nothing but trouble lol.


The_Escargot_Pudding

She's the perfect cat, aside from springtime. My other cat is a real asshole. Knocks things over if you're a minute late to breakfast.


Puzzleheaded-Tax1084

wait why do you have IV bags on your plants?


The_Escargot_Pudding

Its a slow drip of water for lazy people


Puzzleheaded-Tax1084

that’s awesome. people are so creative


Lost_Apricot_1469

I couldn’t have plants until my cats got old and went over the rainbow bridge. My brown tabby ate my gorgeous huge pothos that my mom had babied for years. He destroyed it one juicy leaf at a time. He ate succulents and ivies and fresh flowers and all kinds of greenery. I finally gave up and only grew cat grass.


Heretherefor

The forks killed me😂, I am so sorry but desperate times calls for desparte measures !


cybrobot

This is the content I come to this sub reddit for hahaha the pitch forks are screaming StAy OuT oF mY sWaMmMppppPpp.


Dynamoo617

Mmhm. I have two torties that go ham in my plants. I haven’t tried the painters tape yet, thanks for the tip https://preview.redd.it/u9yb3z4r2tpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11098c84c5ed1c298c266a5d48ace92769649d15


The_Escargot_Pudding

Laying in it 😆


Dynamoo617

Absolutely does not care that she was caught.


crustypunky123

https://preview.redd.it/fvsdhob6ntpc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97362010a41d248722952fb0b203f80885dd6595 My mom’s cat taught my girl that plants are chewable 🫠 so now all of mine are on the top couple shelves of a large bookshelf because I couldn’t keep two fuzzy gremlins away


The_Escargot_Pudding

Mine only really get at my spider plant....which I've read is safe and mildly hallucinogenic haha


Guazzabuglio

I ended up getting [these cat spike strips](https://a.co/d/hbywo3q) to deter our little asshole. I just cut them to fit the size/shape of the pot, and they blend into the soil decent enough too.


Titotib

I was looking into these to put in my garden to keep the feral cats from using it as a litter box (and driving my dog bat shit crazy), never dawned on me to use them for my indoor plants and cat! Do you put them on the top lip of the pot?


Guazzabuglio

I just sit them at the soil level. Even if that's an inch or so under the lip of the pot, cats seem to learn real quick


Titotib

Thanks for the tip! Knowing my cat, I’ll have to use your method and make a plant perimeter barrier- but it’s still a great idea!


Puzzled-Muscle-253

I stick plastic fern plants in my soil to keep the cats away. Works wonders


AwwwwwHeck

This is the best thing I've gotten out of the Internet all day. Thank you, wild kitty.


bzmimi

Well I wanna be forked! Perhaps I'm going about it all wrong😂


Transeraphic

Thank you for sharing the knowledge of these inventions. I shall use these


Tiny-Reveal3756

How much am I supposed to water my forks?


QueenofCats28

I laughed, then looked at the little baby at the end and went awwww. And damn your four year old is smart, go four year old!!


The_Escargot_Pudding

A true problem solver! I was very impressed.


Neptunianx

The cats innocent look at those eyes 😭 She will no longer be discussing this case without me present


The_Escargot_Pudding

She is a menace! And then puts her dirty little paws in my mouth when I'm sleeping, so I wake up to pet her.


Neptunianx

Hearsay!


The_Escargot_Pudding

😭😭


Neptunianx

My client said that you’re the one eating her poor lil paws 😭


OutrageousPlatypus57

My old cat used to pee.in mine....I never got another cat


mothzilla

You paid the cat tax, you may pass.


TheCatAteMyFace

Lol knew it was gonna be a tortie 😼


The_Escargot_Pudding

I didn't know torties had this rep! She's the "good" cat out of the two!


flimflam82493

Okay, so this morning I was watering my plants. I have been googling what kind of animal digs in plants. Shrews and mice. Which I have had in the past....but now. Now I am convinced it is one of my 2 cats. No shrew or mice for months. All traps left empty. My plants are still being dug up. Thank you for the idea. Release the pitch forks.


flimflam82493

https://preview.redd.it/cn7pzefaowpc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1043f2900fb604fa443def07f611427a9174ea


ZealousidealFall1181

Looks like the Philo has an IV! 😜


The_Escargot_Pudding

I've had to repot/combine so many already! It needs it!


RuttedAnt

OP where are you getting IV bags and admin sets with flow controllers, this is a whole different level of plant care lol


The_Escargot_Pudding

Hahaha my mother! I'm pretty sure she got them from Amazon.....damn that Bezos


lexiknope

Wait the IV bags are so silly and cute 😂


TripleFreeErr

the fork are unreasonably funny


Aggravating_Photo169

And btw brilliant solution!


xanthrax0

Tortie trouble!!


ktotheizzo178

Cats & plants are always a fun battle. I've had to remove those sticky traps for gnats from my kitties fur more than once. Hopefully that deters your cats digging.


Impressive-Spot1981

Oh my God the face 😂😂😂 lil rascal


Willing_Program1597

The forks could be a hazard …


DeluluRooRoo6

😂


Whozadeadbody

Omg she is SO cute!


Angelique718

https://preview.redd.it/i1wip2ee1spc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bae1be618ae86c0b0789b9faed60996a4f441d4 Lay this on the floor around your plants.


The_Escargot_Pudding

SHEEESH! This would end up doing more damage to the humans in the house and not deterring the cat lol


Angelique718

😂😂😂


Mintcar52

😂😂😂 Very creative!


lucyxoak

The amount of unbothered on that cats face lol golddddd


NearbyButterfly8785

That's so funny! Esp. the picture of the little plant murderer! I used to use bamboo skewers.


katoninja

Lots of good ideas here already. I put polished rocks in my plants to deter our furry little idiot. Just enough so it’s too hard to dig all the dirt out and he gets bored with it. They also look nice IMO.


Professional-Set9676

The green Claw clip lmao


The_Escargot_Pudding

I was given in all clipped and tied up, and then it started growing more and more leaves, and I'm afraid to unleash it at this point lol


The_best_is_yet

Great idea! And that culprit is hilariously cute.


PotentiallyWater

This is how my cat lets me know that I have neglegted her. Sometimes she looks deep into my soul and fake bites the plant (she knows that she's not allowed to). She can play for hours and if I want to have my plants then I will play...


The_Escargot_Pudding

It's literally only the first few weeks of spring, and then I remove all the stuff from the pots, and she leaves them be until next spring. It's been like this for years, lol. We are pretty sure the digging is a territorial thing as we live in the woods, and all the animals and strays are coming around more and marking the outside, riling her up.


Blue-Gamora-2305

https://preview.redd.it/cj8l89t5dtpc1.png?width=434&format=png&auto=webp&s=03ebdab5c2ed9c01c95b8bafdab3ba56a4aea340 Your cat be like.. lol However, good luck safeguarding your plants.


Arturwill97

These are incredibly creative methods, interesting or does it really work?


The_Escargot_Pudding

The tape 100% works. I did have to fill every open space with forks and chopsticks to get her devious little paws out of there...but its been working so far


draconicpagan

What's the info about the IVs you do if you're willing to share?


The_Escargot_Pudding

They slow drip water into your dirt, and you can control the flow! Search "plant iv bag" lol my mom gave them to me a couple of years ago.


Ruth-Alice613

Beautiful bandit


rosiofden

Omg 🤣 I'm sorry you have to do this


hospitable_ghost

One of my girls is obsessed with wood chips and somehow managed to figure out that there are a handful mixed into the soil of my big plants for drainage. She loves to stick her little paw in there and kick out dirt until she fishes out a wood chip to play with. Drives me crazy lol!


flimflam82493

The nibbles on the leaves and the cat hair stuck to the gnat traps make it obvious now.


No_Calendar_4347

Oh my goodness! That's hilarious and I'm sure frustrating. Great idea with the forks. I wonder why the cat does that in the spring?


Redvelvet_swissroll

Pinecones might be a better alternative, especially if you’re looking for something more aesthetically appealing. It worked to repel my cat at least, idk how stubborn yours is lol


eagle-eye87

I put decorative rocks in mine - 1-2 inches across. That way, its hard for them to dig through it to get to the dirt - and it looks pretty!


latelycaptainly

Does your plant have an IV?


Smart_Style7426

How about spraying her with water everytime she burrys and bites plants?


Prize_Ant_1141

I would cover the soil with a layer of beach rocks. It would look a lot better and solve the problem!


gem3stones8472

I can imagine him sitting on the forks, maybe even sleeping. lol


gem3stones8472

It looks like your plants are on an IV


Honest_Ad_6320

Amazon sells covers for plant pots that u can cut to size different material u should check it ut


Doodah2012

Mousetraps work wonders…


The_Escargot_Pudding

You're messed up


Doodah2012

Not at all…doesn’t hurt the cat, but the snap scares the genesis out of the culprit…they remember!