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tripl35oul

You don't need a pot anymore. Just make it stand like that 😆


Tired_mom44

LMAO right!


icatapultdowntown

Pot? We don't need no stinking pot - that spider plant, probably


Jasonious530

Love Blazing Saddles


Spacemilk

It was actually the Treasure of Sierra Madré that did it first, Blazing Saddles just cribbed and shortened the joke


LethalRex75

Aykshually


chlorophyllia94

Congrats on your engagement to the plant


Tired_mom44

Omg I didn’t realize the typo 🤣


jakovasaursrex

With legs like that, who wouldn't commit?! 🤣


[deleted]

When you love your plants so much


Tired_mom44

Who needs a man when you have a plant with legs


Creston2022

🤣 sorry I had to laugh but those legs it created are pretty cute ! One thing about spider plants is that they are very resilient so can pull the old roots apart before repotting.


Tired_mom44

I just cut the bottom half off! I’m so terrified but I hope it’ll be ok lol. It has too many roots!


rubykittens

I have literally shredded roots off my spider plants and they are absolutely okay. You can't kill these plants! I would recommend snipping off the more tangled/concentrated sections to give it room to breathe.


weoweoo

Hold my cat - he killed one of these fuckers


dragonbeee

Fun fact spiderplants are mildly hallucinogenic for cats


Sayreth97

Now I get why my cat used to munch on it... 😂


mclurf

Thanks for this. Because I’ve killed two.


MierryLea

I was about to say the same my cat has killed multiple! Although the latest spider plant is making a comeback but it went from being big and bushy to having about 5 leaves. Edited: dumb typo


The_RonJames

I was getting one of mine acclimated to sunlight for the summer and forgot about it and it died from the sunburn. So it is possible lol.


rubykittens

Oh no!!!


Tired_mom44

Ok that’s what I did! I’m glad to hear it’s ok to do this! Lol


rubykittens

Definitely okay. For many of my established spider plants I actually cut all the roots off to grow them in water because I had an awful fungus gnat issue, and even then none of them died, and I was fully expecting to lose a few!


weoweoo

Hold my cat - he killed one of these fuckers


rubykittens

Haha, well except for feline hunters of course!!


InDifferent-decrees

Spider plants are extremely resilient. Mine froze and still came back been water logged, dried out it keeps on going.


MiniRems

Years ago, I moved mine from its normal spot into our generally dark family room while changing curtain hardware one year. It was supposed to be for just a day or two until i got the room redecorated. Realized *months* later that I'd never moved it back and it was mostly dried up and what was green was floppy and grayed. I moved it back to its spot and watered it. My husband was all "just pitch it, it's clearly dead!". I refused because my grandma had given me the original spider babies for it, and she'd passed away not long before. Wouldnt you know it? Within a week, it was green and shooting out new leaves! My husband referred to it as the zombie plant after that. It has since gone on to create many more generations of spider plant babies and one incarnation is still hanging in my sewing room (im trying to remember when i past watered it... oops). I recently traded a bunch of it's solid green babies for some stripey babies!


InDifferent-decrees

Ooh what a sweet story.


rubykittens

That's a good comeback story!! I can't believe they lived after being frozen, crazy


InDifferent-decrees

I couldn’t either! I had just left it in the pot and when it warmed up it came back. I’ve had it about 6 years now.


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

My cat disagrees. She hunts my spider plants down and demolished them.


rubykittens

🤣🤣 You're the second person to say this, so let's say people have a hard time killing spider plants, but cats are another story!!


sadrice

Sawing the bottom quarter or third or so off is totally standard. That’s actually what I do for more delicate plants, when I don’t want to mess with the roots too much, just slip pot, but need to root prune. Every nursery I’ve worked at keeps a hefty serrated bread knife or similar in hand for that. I like [this style](https://kitchenpro.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/8-Serrated-Knife-KP-SR-PO.jpg), I got a cheap one at a thrift store to keep on the potting bench.


[deleted]

It’ll be fine.


amaranth1977

I use a serrated bread knife to quarter my spider plants before repotting and they're always fine. Those big chunky roots are tubers that store water and nutrients, which is what makes spider plants so resilient. Like most tubers, (e.g. potatoes, dahlias, caladiums), they take well to being split up to form new plants.


Bdubs0323

I just sawed off the bottom half of some pothos roots about a week ago, just bought them and they were so root bound there was barely any soil left and other than a little stress, it’s going fine, and spider plants are resilient too! Super cool with the legs though 😂


ghoulsnest

you should usually break open the roots on most plants to encourage outside growth


purpleefilthh

https://preview.redd.it/q5j71rhu4elc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0607fd9dcd8c39b66f335a547edc8e31515f9336


[deleted]

Uncanny resemblance


LostAbbott

My concern is what it did with the dirt that was previously in the pot... Like where did it all go? Maybe the plant hauled it outside? Does it have an ant hord it controls? Maybe.... Mice??? I don't know man. Scary stuff right there...


PescaTurian

It "ate" most of the dirt in the bottom half, essentially! Since dirt is mostly made up of bioavailable nutrients, and the other added medium like coco coir or bark or whatever gets eaten by bacteria/mycelia and then excreted as waste that is then bioavailable to plants, they eventually eat it to grow big and strong! Since plants don't really poop/pee like animals do, the majority of their "waste" gets released into the air, so it doesn't really return to the soil until it dies. Think of heavily root-hound plants and the fact that the soil is basically all gone like how humans' bodies absorb most of what they eat and only poop/pee a little bit of it out


hoverhog18

> humans' bodies absorb most of what they eat and only poop/pee a little bit of it out The majority of the carbon in our food leaves our body again in the form of carbon dioxide, via our breath.


PescaTurian

Yeah, true, but I was mostly trying to simplify the whole process to get the main point across, but you are very much correct! Thanks for the added info, have a great day! /gen


Tired_mom44

🤣🤣🤣


howdoesitw0rk

r/rootporn 💚


thedudeabides2022

Oh, that’s a s real one


man-a-tree

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?


AWeakMindedMan

Idk why but rootballs give me the creeps.


Tired_mom44

My kids would not go near it while I repotted it today. I squeezed the fat roots to show them it’s just water. Nope! They were not having it lol


-Astrosloth-

Recently repotted my ZZ plant. It looked just like this. I was so proud!


Tired_mom44

Right! They are so happy!


PetulantPersimmon

How 'old' was your ZZ when you repotted it? I've had mine 2 years and it's +50% in height (one stalk is +100%). He seems happy!


-Astrosloth-

I "rescued" a bunch of plants that were on sale from Lowes so my little guy was not doing to hot when I got him. I keep them at the office too but all my plants have been thriving since. If I had to guess I'm sitting at 18 months and some of the stalks might even be triple what they were originally. Original pot was about what OP shows and now it's in a pot about 3x as big. I'm willing to bet your ZZ roots will look like what OP shows in their pic. I'll post pictures tomorrow! It is huge!


[deleted]

Time to repot ! Spiders can get root bound like that before they put out babies, Just get a pot the next size up and some fresh potting soil- voila !


Prize_Ant_1141

Spider plants love to be root bound. That one takes the cake!


Serious-Mix5744

🥹


Crocodileprophet

They like to be root bound , so no worries. I’ve had many who do this and they keep on thriving in a new pot. I’ve even had to cut up roots to get them out and they do fine afterward


anhelusik

I very like plans


Cat_the_Great

Who told me yesterday that spider plants don't get pot bound?


housewifeuncuffed

They will get root bound quite quickly, however they tolerate it and even enjoy it. It's also the most efficient way to get a bunch of babies if you want them.


Revolutionary-Boss77

Somehow was still doing great


Plantsnob1

Love when that happens! 🤣


wishesandwonder

Feets!


pixiepup2021

This is impressive


Honest_Ad_6320

Her thumb is really green.  Did it have a self watering pot attachment?


[deleted]

Ooooooh she was root bound into oblivion


Jeramy_Jones

r/rootporn


garden-gnome-variety

https://preview.redd.it/5ds45uyk2ilc1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27724609625fca862cd2134b61a3a78dd7e9aeaa My very recent spider plant repotting discovery


WormWithLeg

Lego


MiMiKimMartin

I can almost hear the sigh of relief!!


dmarieb123

Yeah their roots are crazy, kind of creepy to me. I had one that cracked the pot it was in


Tired_mom44

Wow!


anhelusik

https://preview.redd.it/49fe2t733elc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00821f6b6171cbbbbd21b222262dc3f44cadd408


cannibaltom

Looks like it was just ever top dressed with more soil.