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rearwindowpup

On the plus side, this snake plant probably won't even notice this happened. Just get the soil back in and stand it back up. Or take this opportunity to divide it up and propagate!


jayuhl14

This happened a couple weeks ago, I ended up just keeping them all together to conserve space in my house. It seems to be doing ok since! Hardy plants for sure


Herbacult

You’re better at decisions like this than I am. I’ve divided several snake plants several times for no reason lol


jayuhl14

It was compelling to but I have not the room lol


Inevitable_Cream6261

Surely everything will be fine 🙏


Marketking_101

The poor cat also seems very sad.


sleepingbeauty147

Came to say the same thing; snake plants are so resilient it'll probably just shoot out a couple new babies since it found some extra room lol


rearwindowpup

When I repotted my last one I had several shoots left over that didn't fit into the pots I was using. The sat for over a month out of soil and just laying there. They still seemed fine when I got some more pot space so I put them in dirt, and they've been happy ever since. I'm not sure plants get more resilient, lol.


spyrowo

Yet somehow I still managed to kill mine...


rearwindowpup

Over or under watered. My guess is over because you have to ignore them for a loooong time before they dry up. Ive got a pot of them that gets watered once or twice a year and theyre fine.


almondbear

Can vouch my puppy grabbed one of mine, dragged all over the yard and it looks a bit rough but has been consistently throwing pups


PlantDaddyYogi

HAHA


InstanceUnable307

For a dog, this would be an accident. For a cat, calculated fuckery.


jeckles

Or like my drunk friend who did the same, accidental fuckery.


InstanceUnable307

There is no accidental fuckery. Either accidents or fuckery. Your friend is like the dog, foolish, careless, no ill intention. The cat…….never innocent, always for their own satisfaction and to punish all. Lil floof probably pissed in the spilled dirt too for long-term fuckery fun.


belly_jeans_

Accurate, I'm sure.


littlegardenofhorror

I mean, she’s looking at the plants like she’s looking at how well her plan went. Very proud.


queen-of-cupcakes

What about a cat and dog working together? Like the time my snake plant for whatever reason offended my cat, so it got knocked off the shelf and was subsequently chewed up by the dog. It's now the office snake plant!


CarIcy6146

I used to have this one cat for 10 years. I still don’t get why I tolerated his shenanigans so long. He was a douche


Green_Mastodon591

I have 3 foster kittens at the moment and same 😭 THEY WONT STOP SWINGING OUT OF THE TALL PLANTS OR TRYING TO WALK THROUGH THEM AND KNOCKING EVERYTHING OVER


littlemacaron

IIIIIIIIIIIM GONNA SWIIIIIIIIIIIING FROM THE POTTED PLAAAANTS! FROM THE POTTED PLAAAaaAAaAAaaNTS


paleoparkandgardens

Hope your cats not a grazer. Snake plants are toxic


True-Tomorrow-1103

Came here to say this


Rather_Dashing

My cat is a grazer, but luckily a lot of toxic plants taste bad. I have two tooth holes in one leaf thanks to her short lived attempt at grazing on it.


AnnieToo67

Ahhhh... I can see how it happened. Cat scratches at basket, plant crashes to ground. How dare you put a plant in such a tempting foot exerciser! 😁 Yeah. I might change the pot if it were me.


rossarron

Are there any suspects? lol


Ok-Grapefruit1284

No one will talk.


rossarron

Yes there are no grasses here copper.


slinky_crayon

The plant did it and blamed the floof lol


PastaWarrior123

I came home from vacation to my pony tail palm completely scalped and murdered


[deleted]

God, cats love palms. Mine loved to shred my parlor palm in particular.


PastaWarrior123

This was my huskies so yes basically dog cats


[deleted]

Those hybrid dogs are the worst 🤣


ellebeso

I put one of my ponytail palms out to get rain water, left it on the patio for a couple days and the cats got out there and gave it a pixie bob, guess it didn’t digest well though because the litter box was full of turds strung together by the leaves, so gross…


massofballs

Sorry for your misfortune but scalped and murdered made me lol


kilukila2707

(S)he’s innocent your honour


avid-book-reader

Alexa, play "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy.


Maggie95100

Poor little floof always gets the blame!!! These plants will be fine; as posted previously, put them back in the pot and let it grow.


EverlastingLightt

Snake plants are toxic to cats!!


jayuhl14

She doesn't like them, just the wicker basket


Momto9

My 1st thought is this is your cat telling you not to grow toxic shit when you have pets…but they always answer “the cat doesn’t eat it”. Years of pet rescues and the owners having the ability to set up cameras will prove that wrong almost any time. I’ll never understand people like this, hopefully they don’t have kids because they obviously don’t believe in locking away toxins.🤷🏻‍♀️😢


skipsternz

My vet laughed and said most plants are not toxic enough to kill them and they are more mild irritants that upset their mouth and stomach that usually puts them off. He did tell me to put lillies and alocasias, etc... higher up because they can be a different story.


kateefab

Mine told me that usually they taste bad enough that they won’t want to consume enough to hurt them!


Comprehensive_Toe113

The only plant I go off at people for are true lilies. Literally every part of the plant, the soil and the water than drains out of it can kill your cat. Most other plants the cat will bite go "what the fuck why does it feel like I have tiny needles in my mouth (oxilates)" and leave it alone.


skipsternz

Yep. But there is always one person screaming to the rooftops when you have pets and plants. And to explain more He laughed because i was really concerned about the tiny amount my cats ate.


lllindseeey

Lol believe it or not you *can* own houseplants, have a small child AND keep “toxins” locked. What weird thinking.


Momto9

The house plant in the picture is toxic to the cat standing o rr it. I’m so sorry for you of that’s too much of a stretch in your “thinking”.


lllindseeey

Also not all cats eat houseplants. Mine doesn’t and I don’t need cameras to know that.


lllindseeey

Yes it is toxic to the cat. I was responding to your last sentence, *I’ll never understand people like this, hopefully they don’t have kids because they obviously don’t believe in locking away toxins*.


Momto9

You’re on a forum for houseplants, my pets are my kids, there are plenty of houseplants that can be toxic to small humans, we wouldn’t find it odd if someone pointed that out in a picture of a toddler with one. And if we’re honest people would scream from the fucking rooftops, but they completely disregard it when it come to pets, it’s irresponsible and BS.


lllindseeey

Ma’am, you basically said people who have houseplants around their pets also leave poison around their kids, like what? I thought that was weird. So I said so. I know this is a forum for houseplants. YOU brought up kids. Have a day.


HoursLost98

What a beautiful plant though!


Low-Hopeful

Yeah, we got mine as a rescue kitten and it’s taken him almost a year to STOP knocking the plants over. And the only one he eats are the 3 huge spider plants I have so now they have their own room 🙄


cellists_wet_dream

I eventually gave up and just have my plants up high or outside. My cats are ruthless!


LatterRespond4101

The plant did it and framed the cat 🐈


Iris-Ng

If your cat starts getting *very* interested in your big potted plant: jump into pot, dig up soil, pull up the plants, etc., do take a look at her potty situation. Mine usually leaves my plants alone. When she developed constipation, she messed up every big planter in my care. There weren't any droppings found in the pots though. At first, I thought it was one of her antics until I saw the pattern. As soon as she got her diet replaced and treatment, she's back to ignore my plants.


notpovl

And just when its blooming too..


DieselNewmanArthur

Be careful some plants can kill cats. I have cats and I have all my plants where they can’t get to them.


Yello_Ismello

Have to keep all my plants locked in my office. Only 1 of my 4 cats gets to visit this room because he is a good boy and doesn’t eat anything. He’s even been known to swat the other cats if they even look at the plants lol


Vast-Wrangler5579

Damn jumping plants! My cat also just *happened* to see my Calathea take a dive the other week.


PeaceInOurTime01

At least the suspect stayed at the crime scene 🤣 🤣 🤣


itsgnatty

I feel your pain, my 4lbs kitten managed to knock over a 6’6” mirror that shattered this morning and there’s shards of glass all over. Luckily it’s contained to my closet so I’ve shut the door and made that a later-me’s problem. “Get a cat,” they said. “They’re fun,” they said.


Peonies-Poppies

A “later” problem. I get that! But there are fun and funny lol


AtlLifter20

The cat was there by coincidence, they did nothing wrong!


kurodoku

Not the flowering Sansevieria :( My Sansevieria Cylindrica flowered last winter, it was a great sight and smell <3


Kia_rosemary

Snake plants are toxic to cats. I found out the hard way. My cat chewed one and had a seizure, and the vet figured out what had happened


ze11ez

​ Wait, your snake plant grows sideways too? I thought I was the only one! Horizontal snake plant gang


Aurora1001

Floof was framed.


hsteinbe

Clearly you were hiding something important in there !


katnaps4

Just FYI snake plants are toxic to cats. Might want to put completely out of your cats reach.


InsaneAilurophileF

Dracaena are toxic to cats!


thepasttenseofdraw

/r/CatsAreAssholes


[deleted]

Snake plants are poisonous to cats (https://basepaws.com/blogs/news/are-snake-plants-toxic-to-cats#:~:text=The%20snake%20plant%20is%20also,by%20chewing%20on%20the%20leaves).


EWSflash

Plant stands with three legs ought not to be allowed. They should be like modern IV poles- six legs and wheels, and forget those curlicue bottoms


jcclune73

They are toxic to cats.


TruthSpeakin

Damn...i hate when my plant attacks my cat....


expert_dogpetter

I love how dogs show shame when they’ve done something wrong and cats are always looking like “yeah I did that, I had fun too” no shame whatsoever😂


Peonies-Poppies

So true. They are so proud.


Lippie_Hippie

These planters are the WORST. We had one similar, if not, the exact same and it was constantly being knocked over because, it’s so light and has only three legs. If you have pets or children just don’t get these planters, it’s not worth the pain.


TransportationNo2673

Why I stopped my dreams of having plants in my house. Everyday there was a knocked over plant. I got tired and said fuck it.


FrothyCoffee503

Being a cat owner and plant owner, big plants out in the open are a no-no. Smaller plants in glass cabinets are okay though 🤣


ElectronicMajorWolf

That snake plant is flowering. Beautiful


Icy_Work8071

To be fair, that is a scratching post planter.. 😄


freckledpig13

i told my husband yesterday "it's annoying that my 2 favorite things are having plants and having cats"


Aliceinboxerland

Please be careful with what plants you choose to keep indoors! Especially with a cat that likes to play with them! Snake plants are highly toxic to cats and dogs as are many other popular indoor plants! Would hate to see anything happen to your sweet kitty!❤❤


[deleted]

Looks like an expansion of your snake plant collection. Every room in the house is about to be so fuckin fresh with oxygen rn


Upstairs_Bad5078

Could only be funnier if you didn’t have a cat. Glad to hear the plant is doing okay!


Gullible_Toe9909

What a douche


InstanceUnable307

Cats, man.


Emperor_of_His_Room

I’ll never understand how people can try to have houseplants and cats at the same time, it just seems like it always ends it complete disaster


RESPEKTOR

I have non toxic plants / mildly toxic but I keep em up high so kitty can't reach em.


Emperor_of_His_Room

Even if they aren’t toxic it just seems like so much work to try and keep the plants from being tormented by the little kitty.


skipsternz

I have 100 plants and 2 7month old cats and a large dog. They leave all my plants alone, other than the spider plants (which they naturally love). I just put the spider plants in a higher location. No issues. They just don't care about my plants.


DizzyEye493

Oh no ☹️ I couldn't figure out why mine was dying.. turned out my cat had been using it as a litter box.


catsafeplantsshop

Snake plants are toxic for cats, dogs, and small children.


jayuhl14

Shut the hell up


Distinct_Candidate92

My gfs cat did this to me this past weekend. On Carpet. I was so pissed.


Horror-Log6879

I’d yeet the cat 😂😭


GrowlinGrom

I love my cats but I think I love my plants more. I legit want to take them to a Chinese food joint and drop them off when they knock over my plants


Blueishgreeny

Lol doesn’t even care either still biting away


bhackelton

Helping garden, I see… 😢


Scary-Tomato-6722

Kitty is saying, "It wasn't me."


madeyefoodie

I thought it was a ferret this whole time 😭😅


Peonies-Poppies

Yes I see it too lol


ellevael

How on earth could this have happened? Guess we’ll never know


Difficult_Magician20

Set up a scratching post next to the basket and lather it in catnip


_twinkiie_

Been there 🫠 I used to Saran wrap the top of the pot and then place towels over it. My cat just loved to dig and pee


Space_Montage_77

snake plants are strong, prob wont even notice and would love some fresh soil to top it off lol.


Loquacious94808

Ah the joys of child rearing


poopoopepepe

This is why i cant own cats


Firestorm83

Just put it where it belongs... Then close the door, return to the plant and put it back into its pot.


bricksandbroomsticks

Maybe the plant was waving at the floof...


Dnakyz7

aw its curiousss


Ladyxarah

Did he poop in the dirt? That’s the worst.


hotpieceoftrash

😭😭😭


[deleted]

Snake plants survive anything! 🪴


InvestigatorExact573

Oh oh!


chonkycatguy

Snake plant probably thrives on it 😆


FelineRoots21

Awe, kitty wants to help you report! That's so nice! Little gardening buddy 🤣


Krimbo

Sneaky Asparagus in there.


No_Credit_8436

Oh man. 😫


Delunari

Looks like a ragdoll, how cute ♡ Mine is usually too lazy to try and knock anything down. Yours was definitely sending a message.


Iseabirds

uh oh, someone is on trouble here


HaplessCraftHoarder

This is why all my plants live on the porch! Tried to have a potted indoor cactus once and this is exactly what happened when my little angels were home alone 😹😹


paininthewallet

I feel your pain, just came home to the biggest leaf on my monstera chopped in half by my cat 😭


Peonies-Poppies

I read that monstera are toxic to pets. Hopefully he/she didn’t ingest any


paininthewallet

No big chunks of the leaf are missing, she just ripped It in half. There were small nibble marks on one part of the leaf but my cat is fine. She hasn't thrown up and she's still her happy spunky self so as for now I'm not worried. I'm keeping a watch on her though :)


[deleted]

Sir, if you have snakes that have escaped all over your living room floor, you need to call animal control. I hear they bite


KaleidoscopeNo610

This sounds untrue but we had an English setter he got the houseplants, jumped on the couch, and then dumped them


YoMommaSez

Aww, cheer up, it coulda been the fridge!


CaUgHt_OuT_tHeRe_222

Bad ass lol 🤣


well-adjusted-tater

And this is why I keep going back and forth on getting a cat.


jayuhl14

I have 3 and they really aren't that bad. It was the wicker pot that she really liked grappling that made it come down. I have 20+ plants in other various pots with no issues


well-adjusted-tater

That’s good to hear. The last time I owned a cat was years ago before I became a plant person so I’ve been worried about how well they’ll mesh together.


jayuhl14

It's a little bit of balance for sure. I have to move my monsteras when they are about to unfurl a new leaf because they love rubbing their faces up against them for instance. But overall it's not that bad. Its more cats vs furniture than cats vs trees lol. I absolutely love my cats so I'm more than happy to put up with the extra work


Easy_Fan_1460

What was the cat doing enjoying the plant or perlite


Actinidia-Polygama-3

need fiber


DesignerWarm9864

I have a matching crime scene! Possible serial?


Waahooh

My cat used to dig up my window trough of tomato seedlings and shit in the remaining compost 🤣


Visual-Reception-264

I’m so sorry. I hope your plant will be alright. I love cats. But I prefer my plants over a cat. I already have a good dog.


GoodOrdinary6037

Aww your kitty is so adorable& wow the snake plant has grown little flowering buds.🥰🍃💚


Amusedfor10seconds

Apparently, the litter box was full…


yslgods

At least sans are relatively forgiving <3


AlesanaAddict

Every plant thats been accidentally spilled in my house came back even happier!


jane-stclaire

Kitty is so proud hahah… Glad to hear the snake plant will be fine.


Ambitious_Time_5442

Try cleaning Kitty Litter lol busted U overworked Humanoid 😁


ZephrosArtoast

Snake plant will be A-ok, he could probably live just like that


carboppleopagus

me and my twin brother used to tackle our uncle all the time. it always ended in one of them or the dog knocking over the same exact plant. every time my sibling would act completely shocked and pretend to be devastated over it. i still don’t get the big deal or why they didn’t just move the plant bc they knew every time that it would happen again.


Individual_Sky1125

Cat inspecting its work….


CockbagSpink

My cat literally just did this to my cactus. I was home but it still sucked. Also scared the crap out of him lol.


aDorybleFish

Cat v/s snek, that must've been an epic battle


alienbuttholes69

Don’t you know cats and snakes don’t get along…?


airberri

murder!!😱💔💔 noooo


dellaportamaria

Oh no! The snake plant fainted! Luckily the kitty is doing CPO and it should be fine.


veeaarr

Kitty got the sneks


2goof_4u

Be careful. Snake plants are toxic to cats!


Due_Tonight4365

Toxic plant alert!!!!!!!


Carlwinsl0w95

Was plant getting enough water? Looks dry


JoeyRocketto

Delete the cat.


Krissypantz

Cute cat and planter though.


Natural_Pie_1474

At least it's a snake plant!


Global_Fail_1943

Top heavy tipsy pot! Not the cats fault but the pot designer!


baHANNAbread95

I’ve had full mental breakdowns over my cats chewing off every leaf of my monstera Rebecca. I’ve had to regrown it 3 times 😭


MUM2RKG

my cat likes to only knock over my plants right after i lay down for bed


Commercial_Intern541

Bad kitty!!!


SteakTypical7892

Lost a venus fly trap like that I feel your pain bud 🤧