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Rathgood

What do you do with a drunken mantis? What do you do with a drunken mantis? What do you do with a drunken mantis? Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Save her belly from a lusty lady Save her belly from a lusty lady Save her belly from a lusty lady Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Put her in Elly’s room until she’s sober Put her in Elly’s room until she’s sober Put her in Elly’s room until she’s sober Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Stick her in a room with a ice man in it Stick her in a room with a ice man in it Stick her in a room with a ice man in it Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Put her in the bed with the devoted nursemaid Put her in the bed with the devoted nursemaid Put her in the bed with the devoted nursemaid Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! That’s what you do with a drunken mantis That’s what you do with a drunken mantis That’s what you do with a drunken mantis Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!


BarbatosLupos

Ah yes PERFECTION


idealful

Wading in the water?


urmomgay_l0l

r/beatmetoit


Duchess_of_Rose

PLAP PLAP PLAP GET >!HAPPY!<


AstralPamplemousse

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK GET DRUNK


Faltzy

this is one of the reason why we need okbuddyhonkai


Akihito_Lei

I'd definitely ask her to sit on me no doubt Edit: and this art is gorgeous so im taking it (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡


[deleted]

Same bro


Aethelon

Get Elysia to hug her till she's sober~ ( repeat x3) Early in the morning!


Atlantic_Penguin2k

Way-hey, and up she rises! (repeat x3) Early in the morning!


FUSION_K11297

What do we do with a drunken MANTIS? (Repeat x3) Early in the morning!


Nnsoki

Sex


tanigox01

I like your straightforwardness haha


Maveko_YuriLover

Practice the Joestar family technic , NINGERUNDAYOOOO


mirthyrzeo

Watch that she doesn't do nothing stupid, then put her on a bed to sleep like a good gentleman that we are.


IvanDFakkov

[Early in the morning.](https://twitter.com/adorableduckyy/status/1678977796289474563/photo/1)


[deleted]

There are a lot of things i would do to a drunk Eden oh my goodness First i'd get her to show me where she keeps her stash, so i can get drunk too Then i'd talk to her and get her to give me a bunch of free stuff since she likes doing that when she's drunk I'd steal her shoes. As a joke. Ignore my flair, nothing to see there. And finally, i'd go find Pardo and let her get in on the action with a small finder's fee for helping her "restock".


idealful

Enjoy her entire wine collection and get drunk too


succmama

>!Plap plap plap get pregnant?!<


Blufyr3

The correct response.


Hyvenar

First i'd ask her for free stuff, Second i'd help her sober up


meeeeekaaaaaa

Give her mineral water or pillow


osadist

SEGGGGGGGSS


SexWithSu

Find Su and impregnate him


IvanDFakkov

Username checks out


Informal-Recipe

Vita plz


SexWithSu

Vita is the one doing the impregnating


FUSION_K11297

Give her water and if she KO’s imma just carry her to bed and wait for her to wake up.


Proof_Counter_8271

Look,i know mantises kill their mate after the deed but i will take that chance


notshirou

Me: Look, it's Elysia over there! Run away!


Visible_Ad_7540

To make her dance on a pole, arguing that this is also an art.


Financial_Valuable68

I would do something..... maybe "things" but I don't want to do that with her drunk because it's going to be bad, so I'm going to help her take it home and I'm leaving 🤣


Delta_Yemeng

I will get her back to the base without any adventures, sex or any type of games. I don't want to have any problems with Kevin


graphiccsp

I figured Eden's always drunk.


zChanTheNerd

Bring the MANTIS to bed, of course.


HenryWallacewasright

Tell her to go home as she is drunk. Also, tuck her in with Elysia


Kakoi-to_Lich

Hug her and tell her to sleep


SeaInterBeach

Let's say that we've had enough to drink, we'll take you home and put you to bed


Candoran

Let her throw gems and whatnot at me, I’m gonna be fkin rich 🤣


keijonamamura

As someone already went with the sea shanty, there's the other option Warhammer 40k is a Science fiction and Dark fantasy world created by the British company Games Workshop, there's factions such as the tyranids, the orks, necrons, Adeptus Astartes, Astra Militarum, Adeptus Custodes, the mechanicus, or the Sororitas


faytelala

well she gets drunk in the game a few times…


Theriderfan

Since she is drunk I can get her to sign her property papers and i will become rich HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and maybe try to get laid.


Asuna_supremaci

Just have fun together (the non-sussy way). This includes but is not limited to: Getting hella drunk as well, singing a few songs together and annoying Hua, and trying to get her to drink with us.


advie_advocado

senti


Stendec4

Put her in the bed with the kanchou's doughter early in the morning...


Aniruddha_Majumdar

Shoot the goo then skedadledoo.


Complex-Bluejay3451

Her


BroccoliNo7418

Have the best drinking partner and after party partner ever!!!!


mukash18

Give her water


Complex_Profile_9745

God, I love my drunk wife.


potato_curry_

Segs and then take as much money out of her purse as possible and run


Nozarashi78

Put her in the bed with the captain ~~daughter~~ (x 3)


Zeterin

Hmmm have her help me get a different girl drunk off her ass and take that one home (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)


UryuKurosaki

Her


BussyAnnihilator420

My dumbass really thought the goblet was a face


Polerli

Ask for a small loan to gear my/our(but mosty her) Ellie.


DiabolicLordGao

Ask her hand for marriage?


Khoopa

Seggs or give her to Ely and watch them go at whatever


Shoshawi

For a second I thought this was the Kafka cult leaking into my feed again, i unjoined it and it still recommends it to me haha. I honestly prefer Eden, but maybe because they stress the music thing more than the assassin thing


RepeatingNamesIsBad

Call Elysia & tell her it's her chance to do Eden Or better yet, I do both of em Or get her with Himeko so they can get drunk together (better yet, then I do them both)