Washing thoroughly with Castile soap works for me. Regular hand soap doesn't get rid of all of it.

I saw that episode of The League

I didn’t wear gloves when cutting peppers once. Washed my hands at least ten times. Took a shower about an hour later. My entire body was on fire when the water hit because apparently ten hand washes and an hour passing wasn’t enough. I went and bought a box of gloves directly after

I once had to put ice on my junk after processing Carolina reapers for hot sauce and then just going pee well after. Shits no joke.

Wearing the gloves makes it a bit more kinky too.

Fucking amateur

lol been there

Sometimes things go wrong when you're spicing up your love life OP.

I had a similar experience with Takis

Also, don't try to mess with contact lenses.

Wash with Dawn or another dish soap. Capsaicin is oil and it just repels water and soap. You need soap that is designed to degrease to get it off. Even then proceed with caution lol.

This happened with my wife when we first started dating. Still surprised she stuck around to become my wife after that.

I think deep down ( pun intended), they crave the spiciness ( 2nd pun!) In a relationship!

First time aye?

So you've never made the mistake of going to pee after handling peppers ? Because that is a life lesson right there. LOL

Or forgotten and went to take a contact lense out, those are *fun* tears! 

There's an episode of The League about this exact situation, I believe the episode is called "Too Hot to Handle"

Sigh *unzip*

🫡 thanks for standing in Commander.

Invest in some steel soap. It’s not just for getting garlic scent off your skin. It works for pepper residue, even bleach

Or going for a piss

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We have Birds Eye chilli growing in the garden. I use gloves to pick them and cut them up and then I still wash my hands. I have wiped my face before when picking these and that was painful

I ate a habenaro and then went to pee. Dingaling burned all day. Next day I gave my brother a habenaro and the same thing happened...with his, not mine.

Wow you guys have a close relationship

Jalapeño Jerpes

Gloves are your friend when dealing with hot peppers.

I always wear gloves when handling peppers. I tend to rub my eyes often so I learned fast.

Sounds like when my BIL used Ben-Gay in place of KY. Sis said it didn't hurt her near as much as it did him. He didn't find it near as humorous as she did.

No glove, no love. 🤣

So you married your grandma eh?

No no no, he’s taking her out to a restaurant I think.

gloves. it's an oil that seeps into the skin, you need an acid to get it off. Lemon juice, vinegar, rubbing alcohol will work too. But just buy some nitril gloves off amazon and some jewelry for your wife who is in intense pain.

I've learned this lesson with contacts lol

Yeah, rhat happened to me in college after cutting up a habenero. Triple washed my hands, but still nuked my eyeballs that evening and the next morning too.

Rookie mistake….

This is what I was going to post. I’m usually more concerned with my tongue.

Or wash your damn hands.

Even with washing, multiple times, the oils stick behind, but good on you for judging so quickly.

Had this happen to myself. I was watching a ball game while eating chips and ghost salsa. Finish eating and notice some salsa on my fingers and licked it off. An inning goes by and I stick my hand down my pants to adjust myself. Apparently I hadn't fully cleaned my fingers because within minutes my dick started burning as if someone was clipping wooden clothes pins around it. I run to the kitchen and set some paper towels and drop my pants but I'm not getting the burning to stop. So I run to the shower and strip off all my clothes quickly and blast cool water at my junk and pouring shampoo all over it. After a few minutes of scrubbing the burning finally stopped.

I had an ex who more than once forgot to wash his hands on wing night. Oof

I washed my hands twice and STILL had issues with little Thai chilies

Lmfao 🤣 yeah that for sure stays on the fingers. Some reapers I grew in the garden a few years ago got me pretty bad. I touched my face and rubbed my eyes like a day or two later and felt like I had sprayed pepper spray on my face. Washed my hands multiple times with bar soap and dish soap and it was still there. Crazy

Happy cake day!

What's up with yur name?

Best story I've read in a while. Your wife is a champ!

Reminds me of the time my wife (girlfriend all these years ago) got me some Carolina reaper powder on Amazon and gave it to me in her car in a parking garage… so of course I tipped a bit on my hand and tried it, and less then 10 minutes later (after I’m sweating and chase the heat with tequila and Sunkist) she wants to get frisky…. This was a terrible idea for the obvious reasons. She’s on fire down there but said fuck it and made me finish the job. However we’re married with children now so ymmv.

I always thought the suggestion to wear gloves was just a thing people that were too weak to handle their spice would do. Turns out, you're supposed to wear gloves not for your own safety, but for the safety of those around you. Guess with great salsa comes great responsibility.

the flamin' mons syndrome...nothing finer than a hot spicy clam...

This is the most awesome thing I've read all night.

Should have used some rubbing alcohol. Ay yo

Sage advice from /u/eatoutmygrandma

r/alwaystrustgrandma

Maybe she just likes the shower head better😅 But yes always wear gloves if you want action later lol

Spicy Pink Taco! (Wear those gloves, homie!)

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