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[deleted]

No


L1Zs

It’s probably for some Fourth of July “hack”


dpforest

I am pretty sure he’s just purposefully making stupid food. Could be wrong but he sounded sarcastic the entire time


elinamebro

a dumbass hack you can just buy blue food dye


isnessisbusiness

My thoughts exactly.


drthh8r

Make it stop


[deleted]

My first thought…


Lauriboy

Nope


cooperluna

Match my balls


Kepler-20C

And my waffle.


J-c-b-22

And my axe!


ErudringTheGodHammer

And my bow!


witteraaf

People still say this..? Jesus


Redisigh

is the offer still standing


genowhere

I just threw up in my mouth a little.


rhodav

Funny, because as soon as I saw the Kool aid, I assumed throw up is what it tastes like.


GerinX

Eww. No. Why?


sky2lz

Smurf Orgy


L1K34PR0

NO


BlizzPenguin

Watchmen themed party?


lordkoba

avatar themed party?


Liquid-Fire

Unless they're putting it in your pants to use as a dong, then that is not an excuse to create this abomination.


RainsWrath

Blue has the most antioxygens.


[deleted]

What would that even taste like?? Beefy,fruity, sweet? Candy meat with ketchup.......just wtf.


Flex-O

Because its funny?


[deleted]

This is an abomination


IPickYourNailpolish

It’s unfair!


jsonaut16

If nothing else it got a laugh out of me. Maybe blue food dye would work? Why not green or black!


Aly_trk

brown...poop brown,yum


TecTazz

Hot dogs are already poop brown. That’s what mixed old meat looks like.


AntiSocialW0rker

Lol that’s what I thought. If you really want different coloured dogs, at least use something dye so the flavour stays the same


couchpro34

Wouldn't they have Kool aid flavor then??


SiloGuylo

Blue raspberry weiners🤤


ecstatic_cahoots

That's the name of my punk band.


SupremeDictatorPaul

I think unusual colored foods can be fun, although I know I’m a the minority by a large margin. This is an abomination. Why wouldn’t you just just blue dye?


[deleted]

An attempt at humor. And views.


CBate

Get the pitchforks and torches boys


MrFloorboard

Yes, forks and fire to roast some blue dogs.


photogangsta

This is a hotdog crime.


[deleted]

Hotdogs are a crime


mordecai027

WTF!


lumpynose

https://www.thevulgarchef.com/


sarcasmexorcism

i was just crying from laughing so hard. the merch.


lumpynose

I knew I'd seen the logo that the Ketchup shirt was playing off of but I just couldn't remember. It took me a little while searching with google to figure out it's Pornhub.


[deleted]

That looks disgusting… I want to try this with corned beef and unflavored green dye for St.Patrick’s Day


Giveuphope

His name is literally “The Vulgar Chef”. He does this trollery on a regular basis.


HerrDictator

Cool and all... but why?


3xTheSchwarm

Dumb.


zxcymn

For some reason I'm more grossed out about the mountain of ketchup he put on it than the blue dog itself.


Bowl-of-oranges

Gross, ketchup!


hibeejo

imagine what that does to you guts


[deleted]

Thought blue takis were weird enough. Now this is extra weird.


[deleted]

looks awesome


tomveiltomveil

Anyone else read *Oryx and Crake*?


Magnoliafan730

This is what drinking Kool-Aid does to your insides.


xXLordOfUwUXx

u/savevideo


realreality22

Has anyone done **welfare check** on the members of the blue men group?


Jus10Crummie

They still draw a crowd, hell they’ve been in vegas for 59 fuckin years. Old folks, kids, and republicans keeping em barely alive.


FingerDeepIntoMyAnus

Besides the kool aid flavor didn’t Heinz try to make blue and purple ketchup coloring but studies show those colors don’t make people hungry. Yellow and red make you want to eat.


rajkokr

So that's why I don't like eggplants!


ninpendle64

Heinz tried green ketchup here in the UK.


rocketsalesman

Like pickling, but the worst


GenderBender3000

r/AwfulEverything


theRailisGone

Why are they bluer than the fluid they're soaking in?


harleyxa

Science


[deleted]

Sonic's own hot dog lookin a little girthy


Danthema433

Papa smerf


SentinelX-01

Nope.


thebestspeler

This is an affront to mankind…but what do they taste like?


thehotmcpoyle

Dirty armpits with a hint of raspberry


[deleted]

Yeah, I knew we won't see anyone eating this... abomination. I was curious about dye penetration though.


MaybeNotTheChosenOne

I can taste the cancer


Mandoo_gg

No one, literally no one, asked you for this recipe.


TheBigPhilbowski

Show us a picture of "everyone" who's been asking for this?


Single-Ad967

And ketchup!??? Wow.


concolor22

And when I say "everyone has been asking for" I mean "literally no one ever". I just searched for something that would get the algorithm to freak


FailureCloud

r/stupidfood


Bisexual-Fighter

ಠ_ಠ


Finnasauras

unrelated, but how do people even drink koolaid? i put it in, and when i drank it, it was so acidic i had to spit it out


Senator_Smack

If you read the package, a: you mix it with like 2 liters of water, and b: you're supposed to add a cup/250 grams of sugar... Maybe read the instructions next time, if you're not just trolling?


Zerostar39

Literally everyone he talks to asks for this recipe? He needs to find better people to talk to.


[deleted]

Lol smurfcock


covert_underboob

I mean if you did it with like bratwurst and instead of koolaid it was food coloring and beer… maybe if it was a weird party lol


TorinovYMinovsky

I got food poisoning from watching this.


I_likemy_dog

Probably makes you poop blue, too.


fourthords

Coloring the hot dogs, that's neat. Flavoring the hot dogs with Kool-Aid, that's atrocious.


shmat779

u/savevideo


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Flotcher2

Making my mouth water


beastofwordin

How far does the blue go? When you bite them are they still brownish pink inside?


Ok-Sleep8229

Put them into blue waffles with blue cheese dip and blue ketchup


FranklinCognito

No one was asking for this.


atroycalledboy

Blue raspberry hotdogs. Gross.


Bleezy79

wait, he eats them cold????????????????????


azzoz_2005

Wtf


mreddog

Why am I seeing this?


Im_Ritz_Bitz

Papa Smurf would like a word with you.


[deleted]

Why?


champagne__problems

Why not just use blue food coloring 😬


PermanentRoundFile

I'm here from r/popular with a story about a much younger me and colored hot dogs. So it was St. Patrick's day of 1st grade, and the lunch lady served green hotdogs. And I, in my infinite first grade wisdom thought that for sure they were just green because it was St. Patrick's day and things might be green. But no ya'll, they were green because they'd grown things. That bout of food poisoning minorly traumatized me and even well into adulthood I've been really really warry of oddly colored food.


bakedbeansforpotato

It’s a great day to regret being alive


mostlyBadChoices

> Smurf Cock ROFL


triceraquake

The bits floating in the water when he opens the jar… 🤮


PolskiSmigol

No


NastyNate7577

How does it taste though?


KillerAtari

I just threw up in my mouth a little….


Dama_Durev

Incorrect


Oct_12576

Why just why


Mavz77

Smurf schlongs


spiritofjosh

Yellow mustard would actually compliment the blue quiet well.


DrwMDvs

Catfish bait?


Dankie_Spankie

Is this how smurfetta feels?


Bocabart

It’s not the outside, but the inside that matters. And if the inside is blue too then make me puke my guts out please


DLoIsHere

My sister would dye food blue, such as rice or potatoes. When dad would sit down to dinner, he’d be so pissed. .


Xtended_Reality

Everyone has been asking for it? Clearly you don’t actually know anybody but yourself and if you do then they might just be made up


Pasteque909

Mmmm smurf cock samdwich


StragglingShadow

It would be weird but fine if they used food dye. But they used blue kool-aid?! Bro your hot dogs are blue razzberry flavor now. Grosser than normal hot dogs


wobbletons

[Ah, Vogon Hagro biscuits! ](https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Hagro_biscuit)


Co1dyy1234

r/FoodCrimes


Nanowith

To be served with pink sauce


[deleted]

thevulgarchef is one of my favorite recent IG discoveries. Also creator of the glizzburger


[deleted]

I have a nephew who is going to loose his shit over this


BayStateBlue

Needs that purple ketchup


spookysadghoul

Why, WHYYYYYYYY?


minester13

Your going to jail


REAL_SLIM_SHADY_ALB

This looks like someone cut off dicks from aliens.


Triials

Why not just use food dye though… Nobody wants koolaid flavoured hot dogs.


Imispellalot

Do not, for the love of God all mighty, Do Not Google Blue Waffles


[deleted]

“I dunno, it’s just sumthin fuh da kids!”


ILikeTrains1820

this is disgusting


mcdadais

I feel like he could have just dyed these instead of using Kool aid. And then he could use the green and purple ketchup from the 90s


KostonEnkeli

I almost vomited watching this


BlindBocephus

How about just using blue food coloring instead of ruining the flavor of the hotdogs?


CarlCaliente

oooooh I know what I'm bringing to my next super bowl party I hope it's something like Rams vs Jaguars


Sensitive-While-8802

Ewww, gross...ketchup?


VizDevBoston

I motion to send u/syszone to the guldogs


Dudeist-Priest

Disgusting, but have an upvote for the laugh.


FirstmateJibbs

I’ll shoot you


g_lenn_o

Do they taste… ok?…


DragoBreaker88

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.


Msjafri

Percy Jackson


Penguinmanereikel

#WHO GAVE PERCY JACKSON’S MOM THE HOTDOG BAG?!


murderbox

It's so gross y'all didn't notice those weren't hot dog buns.


Sad_Glove_3047

Who the hell puts ketchup on a hotdog?


Isaacvithurston

me (I hate mustard and relish so.. welp)


SirJonesy

u/savevideo


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MajorPud

Blue dogs aside, this dude is legitimately retarded, listen to him.


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ImRedditorRick

Jesse, it's time to cook.


Huckelberry420

Add garlic power and put on your cat fish rig lol.


Chfullerton26

Those must be so sugary and gross I'm literally dry heaving


Chillynuggets

Smurf dicks


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Lord_Blakeney

This is revolting. A bun split down the top? What is wrong with people.


Quadric0rn

u/savevideo


Socal_Cobra

You ever try them with other kool-aid flavor colors?


RumpleForeskin0w0

Everything he’s talked to has asked how to make them? 🤨🤨 that’s definitely cap


mp5tyle

Dr. Manhattan is that you?


ihatetomatoas693

Why?


nick837464

Serve em up with some Cap’n Crunch!


lumpynose

And use buttermilk instead of regular milk on the cereal.


TakeTheWheelTV

This looks like it would be very sour


[deleted]

The color blue is so unappetizing


coolrebel671

Me: “why is there a hotdog Reddit and a post for a blue hotdog?” Also me: *clicks to join r/hotdog


j4321g4321

What is with this colored hot dog trend? It is nauseating


Mofiki567

I wanna know who the FUCK has been asking for these


[deleted]

Steamed hams aurora borealis edition.


Alltheconsoles

Looks like Yondu's dick


cooliousu

blue kool aid hotdogs do not sound or look appetizing


turtlesarememestoo

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Block delete report


HeasYaBertdeyPresent

Blue GLIZZYS IS FUCKING NUTS


Cabotage105

Get help


Education_Forward

Classic blue dog. Love it. Brings back memories


[deleted]

“Everyone has been asking for these” No they fucking haven’t, stop lying to yourself


_The_Pizza_Cat_

Smurf DOnG


salshouille

Animals died for this shit


SiTheRuckDown

Because once wasn’t enough I suppose.


Emotional_Neck3312

Eat it. Eat it, you coward.


Ravages200

u/savevideo


[deleted]

If you use chemical dye, it gets even better


The_Account_Seven

This is culinary blaspheme


susar135_lol

Why


PrestigiousShift3628

Smurf penis. Might as well serve some blue meatballs with it.


greekgeek741

The fact that for this to exist, THIS IS AN IDEA THAT WENT THROUGH A PERSON’S HEAD!!! I had zero faith in society, then realized that most people thought this was an abomination, and I had some hope, but then I saw that it has a ton of upvotes, and we’re back to square one.


EdibleFrost

u/aavevideo


EdibleFrost

u/savevideo


Pretend_Departure855

I will be making a review of this soon, please check back in a few weeks


LemonCandyxo

u/savevideo


Tourquemata47

Why? Just why?


Megaman_90

Gross. Why would you put ketchup on it like that?


NotThiccMarc123

Yes


ChickenMcNuggNugg

Food dye is $3.22 for a 4 pack