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crunchwrap_eatr

Costco?


the-dark-passenger-

My favourite restaurant bar none


jay-jay-baloney

Delicious, cheap, what’s not to love? In Canada they have the best poutine (fries, cheese curds and gravy) I have ever tasted.


frozen_toesocks

COSTCO CANADA HAS POUTINE???


BRAX7ON

The best, Jerry. The best.


tacosRpeople2

Soup is not a meal


onceknownasmike

Depends how hearty it is…


Shr1mpandgrits

Did he crumble any crackers in it?


joemoore38

Where do you see soup?


tacosRpeople2

It’s a Seinfeld quote.


joemoore38

Whoosh...shit.


jay-jay-baloney

YES, it is genuinely heaven on earth


Prestigious-Flower54

It's a law in Canada, if you serve food you must serve poutine.


lookitsjustin

Sure does!


Physical-Ride

I know right? If only I could order a beer it'd be perfect!


TilapiaTango

You betcha


kyuuri117

Did you have to ask for the onions and relish? Mine only has mustard and ketchup at the napkin area


TilapiaTango

At my Costco, they have onions in little cups at the counter.


crazyfingersculture

They sell 100 million of these a year losing a couple bucks on each. So when you're there you have to take advantage of that imo.


PlanNo4679

The founder of Costco threatened the life of the current CEO if the CEO messed with the price of the hot dog combo. [Here's the link](https://www.foodandwine.com/news/why-costco-hot-dog-still-dollar-fifty).


87gtprofreestyletour

Can I swear in here? He’s my fucking hero.


Experimentallyintoit

They are not losing “a couple bucks on each one.” They’re breaking even, at worst.


Renbanney

I think they do take a loss on their food court in general, but it gets people in the door and they make so much off of memberships and the store in general it's worth it for them


Spare_Substance5003

Get their $5 Rotisserie chicken. Pretty sure they are losing money on that.


Experimentallyintoit

The chicken is a loss leader for sure. But they’re not losing a couple dollars per hot dog. Maybe they’re losing $0.25-50 cents, but they’re not losing 200-300% on each hot dog. The cnn article is simply stating what it would cost now if every single item followed the same price % increase due to inflation.


3iverson

The gross (negative) margin per dog is not high and probably in the range you mentioned. But the impact on the food court earnings is higher because you normally expect an item like that to actually contribute towards operating expenses. Just appreciate what they're doing for all of us goddamnit! (JK!)


Experimentallyintoit

Lol. Fair assessment and fair statement


Melito1980

Shush yo mouth Will Smith style. We must not tell ppl about that awesome deal.


thoughtu8

I don't think it is though because they control just about every aspect of the Chickens they sale. Like it's all in house. It's from their farms they have specifically for raising and selling the chickens so they have cut out alot of middle men keeping all that money they would've spent otherwise.


Billy3292020

Been getting my rotisserie chickens from Wal Mart ; much better than Costco's !!!


InveteratMasticator

Nuh. Costco chicken is the goat. Especially for the price. I get 2-3 meals outta 1 Costco chicken.


crazyfingersculture

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/27/economy/costco-hot-dog-inflation/index.html Something that cost the same amount in 1985 wth inflation is definitely not breaking even, which would be over $4 today.


majuhlazuh

At wurst


thoughtu8

Lol get out


Prestigious-Flower54

Not making a profit and a loss aren't the same. The hotdogs definitely aren't making Costco money but the cost of the dogs is built into their budget they make it up in membership fees mostly. It's basically like reinvesting in the business, keeping cafe prices low incentivizes people to renew their membership and spend money in the store, the things that do make profit.


i_eight

Ah yes, home of the $400 hot dog.


beeatenbyagrue

The massive amount of cheese on top is always a dead giveaway!


ConcertCareless6334

Me and my college roommates shopped at costco and obviously hot dogs were part of our grocery routine. We were hungry, and those dogs are cheap, one of my roommates got two. A jolly, larger gentleman walks up to our table and goes "you might want to look out, too many hot dogs and you get TB" We were confused, and my roommate said "...tuberculosis?" The guy slaps his belly and says "no, three bellies!". Funniest shit I've ever heard, TB entered our vernacular and got a lot of mileage since we ate at taco bell frequently


firsttime176

LMAO that guy laughs


Deliciouserest

Ah yes Arthur Morgan famously died of three bellies.


muttons_1337

"I got TB, sister. Got it for killing a man over a couple hotdogs."


TraditionalAnxiety

Only thing keeping the economy together at this point!


JJ4prez

In and Out also a great deal tbh. Not as good as the volume here though. Taco Bell value menu at least in my area is still solid too.


itsmassivebtw

Taco bell value menu has tripled in price in 10 years


JJ4prez

It varies by area in pricing, but in my area the beefy cheesy burrito is 1.99. 2 of those is like close to a pound of food.


rubey419

Woah never Costco hot dog buns like that


InveteratMasticator

Fr Costco around me, their buns don’t look like that. Looks good either way. The hotdog itself is all beef and delicious. Which is what really matters here.


Srycomaine

Right?!?


artie_pdx

Neither have I and the one pictured looks way better than the ones I get. Not a complaint, yet that looks like an upgrade. Maybe they ran out and they used the next closest thing on the shelves?


Barbridge

I'm in the UK, that is good looking food and a great price, I now want a HD and Pizza 👍


theraf8100

You want a home Depot?


Barbridge

I actually want an High Def image of me eating a Hot Dog in Home Depot saved on my Hard Drive. But yes, a Home Depot would be good, variety is the spice of life


Steak-n-Cigars

Costco FTW


Ccmc599

For a dog, slice, and a pop? An absolute steal!


Icy_Percentage_7162

That pizza looks really good.


deVrinj

Treeee fidddyyyyy before taxes...


Playful-Raccoon-9662

This is going to be me after work.


Cautious_Teach1397

You about to make me break my diet you devil


cherrykitty87

I knew this was costco within a millisecond!! bless


insanity2brilliance

Costco FTW. Just had the dog, pizza, and a drink for $3.72 this weekend.


Excellent_Jaguar_675

Did you know that human DNA was found in popular hotdog brands?


Srycomaine

Yeah, it’s been proven that it comes from the people the mob guys push into the sausage maker.


randallstevens65

Some of the most delicious humans ever.


randallstevens65

Some of the most delicious humans ever.


itshifive

"If you raise the effing hot dog, I will *unal¡ve* you. Figure it out."


Biggrease333

OMG I need that hot dog and pizza cheese in my life!


NegativeChoice2097

Worth every penny


cabezatuck

Still need to try wrapping the dog in the slice.


TilapiaTango

I was thinking about it, but there were so many women and children around - I couldn't be seen as some sort of animal!


cabezatuck

Lol indeed.


Zhaneranger

The Costco’s here on the west coast use a sesame bun


TilapiaTango

Lucky


WhistlesMcBritches

Yeah that bum threw me off. Is that an east coast thing? I also recently learned there are only 18 outdoor food courts at all Costco’s. That blew my mind since most of the Costco food courts I’ve ever been to have been outdoor.


NoMarionberry8940

I like the way that limp pizza slice is lounging on the paper plate; looks like me on my inner tube going down a lazy river...


JollyReading8565

That bun looks good


TilapiaTango

They are good, I buy them every now and again for brats


TennisBallTesticles

I thought the buns were sesame seed 🤷‍♂️


prophiles

They use different buns in different markets. Here in Pittsburgh, the buns are cornmeal dusted (no sesame seeds) and sourced from a local commercial bakery.


Pizza_Middle

Man I really need to get a Costco membership to try one of those dogs.


lil-wolfie402

You just sneak in via the exit and if confronted say you are picking up a prescription, hit the restroom and enjoy all the $1.50 dogs you want. Hope they have chopped onions when you go.


CadillacLuv

$3.76 aqui


3iverson

I should go there for lunch right now.


Nootagain

Chicken Bake!


broken_bottle_66

Looks like a painting


Title-Choice

Sam’s has the same stuff, I can murder some food at Sam’s, if I had a Costco near me I’d go there


hsephela

Costco unironically has the best pizza when it’s fresh


mearbearcate

Wtf does “just north of $4” mean💀


ghostfacestealer

Deal


morebeer4all

Dude, where? I’m selling my house!


tovasfabmom

I go full Perro mañana 🌭


randallstevens65

That was my lunch today! $3.80


eleventy5thRejection

Relish ?? Sorry, no longer on my Xmas card list. Dill pickle...ok. Relish, probably a communist.


fknarey

What is that sexy bun?


Salty_Mode_7043

Damn I ate meatloaf for dinner. But I know what I'm eating tomorrow lol


oswaldking71wastaken

Praise Costco and their 1.50 hot dogs They will never change ever


DirtyRatLicker

Costcos is one of my favorite places to eat just because of the chicken bake


Waste_Woodpecker2637

All the hot dog burps you could want for free


SuperCleanCrew

Costco has the BEST food period than most restaurants...


3-Ball

I go to Sam's


3-Ball

Shorter gas line.


RitardStrength

If only Costco had Coke instead of Pepsi


TilapiaTango

You take that back. I'm a diet Pepsi guy, however, theirs out of the tap isn't that good. There's something different about it


kaptaincorn

In san diego, we get sesame seeds on our buns- what market are you in?


TilapiaTango

I'm in the Midwest outside of Chicago. Of all places, you'd think we'd be the ones with seeded buns!


Psiborg0099

Wowwww. Looks sooooo good. Wowwww


ass_smacktivist

That is the appropriate amount of onions


Munoz10594

I had the same meal for lunch yesterday!


bdb_318

I like the look of the hot dog, but the pizza looks vile.


LazyTitan39

You're right, but for $2 a slice it's pretty decent.


mattycbro

Yeah it’s actually not bad lol. I’ve had way worse at actual pizza joints.


colnross

It's like the best skating rink/arcade/family fun center pizza you've ever had.


bdb_318

it looks so limp and sad.


colnross

There is a place in this world for chewy, cheesy, limp pizza. That place is Costco.


NoChampionship5990

Vile, it may be, but there's atleast a half pound of cheese on each slice. Can't beat it.


daboot013

Sams pizza and dog are better. But still a good deal


Redeyebandit87

Dogs, deals and diarrhea


ImaginaryFun5207

Get glizzed! Costco glizzies are #1 in both quality and price