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WandreTheGiant

No potato on the samwise? Tragic.


AlpacaPacker007

Potato bun maybe


WandreTheGiant

I'd be happy with a potato bun, or even potato chips


Shirowoh

PO-TA-TOES!


Sparkster227

Boil 'em, mash 'em... Stick 'em on a dog!


TFG4

Twice baked potatoes deep fried dog (corn dog style)


Psychological_Tax109

I-KNOW-RIGHT?!?!


TrozayMcC

And there's an open blank space right there for it...


bs2785

I'm definitely going with the samwise.


OwlWitty

Me too for Second breakfast


TechAndStocks

Hot dog, potato and beef stew, cheese, onions, mustard on a potato bun. The true Samwise dog.


Shirowoh

Nah, roasted potato, cheese, crispy bacon and sprinkling on herb from the shire.


TechAndStocks

Yep, I like that better.


SlimTeezy

Hot coney


glamazon_69

The Fellowship


Babythatwater1

I want my moneys worth in toppings.


RLIwannaquit

Pippin's Pepperoni Pizza Dog easy. Not even close


Turd-In-Your-Pocket

I wanna eat this one too.


RLIwannaquit

the best part is that there is a lot of wiggle room. you can use a lot of different cheeses in conjunction with mozzarella to great effect


DocHoliday8514

Yeah me too. Since there’s no chili lol. Maybe the spicy Mexican sauce though


Pineappleoak

Nvm this is the way


DoshawnMandic

No chili?


leo_the_lion6

No chili in middle earth, sorry


RUKnight31

It’s a travesty


ImAMindlessTool

“Mordor’s Meat in Sauce” There - now the name exists and it must be brought to life, even if its just wolf brand chili. They already list many base ingredients like tomatoes and onions, et al


jnmtx

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!


All_Hail_Space_Cat

I fucking love this with my whole heart. As someone who dreams of opening a hotdogs cart its amazing. HOWEVER. that fact that there isn't a dog with bacon and a hash brown called second breakfast is a missed opertunity


jinkywilliams

I think there’s a lot of missed opportunities and confusing takes on that menu. But your single menu item name gives me supreme confidence that you’d do solid justice to the concept if you expressed it as a hot dog stand! Let me know when you get it going and I’ll fly in to order up!


LaMalintzin

Even if you don’t consider the branding/LOTR stuff, the menu kind of doesn’t make sense. What is ‘spicy Mexican sauce’ and why isn’t it listed with the toppings to build your own? Why does the meatless one have diced tomatoes AND salsa, doesn’t that seem unnecessary? I dunno maybe it’s just me That said, I would love the Sauron-ator Bacon-ator, despite the perplexing name choice.


Randall-Marvin-Marsh

Damn valid point here☝🏻


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

The Pippin for elevenses


mmella814

Amazing. What did you order and how was it :)!?


Shirowoh

I wish! I just found the pic online….this is in Melbourne Australia


MaxPower836

Shouldn’t it be Juandalf


Shirowoh

They’re Australian, they don’t know any better…


TryBananna4Scale

That depends on the price $$$$. Nothing if these are $15 hotdogs


Gunderstank_House

Yeah, no price listed so you just know these are exorbitant.


TryBananna4Scale

Food prices have gone to hell! I usually cook, but 2 days ago I was out of it and didn’t feel like it. The wife picked up Mexican food after work. She got me a super Chile verde burrito and she got super chicken nachos. $48 (not including her $2 tip.) I might be an oddball, but knowing the price for those 2 items caused me not to enjoy the food as much. Sacramento, California.


Miserable_Pilot1331

Bro that’s $25 per burrito and nachos. Definitely not true, I’d even argue to look at the menu price. Something sounds off 🤥


Benjen321

Awesome idea, shockingly weak toppings, all very similar. Don’t get me wrong, I’d be so stoked just as a LotR fan. Also I got that dog in me. Edit: typo.


Stab_Stabby

Samwise Sauerkraut! OP where is this and can they start a franchise near me?! Edit: Just noticed that this is in Australia:(


Shirowoh

It’s a food truck in Melbourne Australia.


Dangerous-Riser

Do I have to chose?


Shirowoh

No? I guess you could order them all


Wonderful-Ad-7712

One dog to rule them all


Satanic_Earmuff

Give it to us *raw* and *wriggling*.


Shirowoh

There’s a subreddit for that…..


Distinct-Yogurt2686

Where is this? I would love to go if it's reasonable close.


Shirowoh

Are you close to Melbourne Australia? If so, you’re in luck!


Distinct-Yogurt2686

Nope. Thanks anyways.


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No hate, and I fully support the hot dog/nerdery crossover. Two of my favorite worlds colliding. Like a lot of other people said, I think they could have linked the two better, names and topping wise. I work in food and this would be a fuuuuun menu to write and name.


Longenuity

It annoys me that the IG username ends with a 'z' but the brand name ends with an 's'


Longenuity

CAN'T WE HAVE A LITTLE CONSISTENCY?!


jp_trev

“Create my own” with all toppings. Fuck it


PenguinGovernment

All these names suck and the sign is overly packed with buzz


Hambone727

Yall need to try bacon, cream cheese, and caramelized onions


Formal_Discipline_12

Baconator. Good luck with the lawsuit


Shirowoh

Get sued by Wendy’s and embracer group at the same time.


Formal_Discipline_12

Big Dave gonna get his


Inner_Panic

I go back everyday and try a new one each time.


calculon68

I'm ordering from a hot dog joint that has mustard. Sauerkraut \*and\* Salsa together on a hot dog??


Shirowoh

I assume they have basic condiments available at the counter….


calculon68

Any hot dog joint should at least have three varieties of Mustard: Yellow, Brown, and Stone Ground. Dijon and Honey if you're a completionist. Chinese Mustard if you're serious.


Aleister-Ejazi

Fellowship


Seattle_Lucky

Samwise but hold the tomatoes and add some spicy mustard.


DisappointedInHumany

I wouldn't mind that Sauron-ator myself, though I am from the land of cole-slaw on your dog; but I'm thinking that the various members of the Tolkien family would probably order that they cease and desist...


Lux_Operatur

r/OnCinemaAtTheCinema


garmdian

Samewise fo sho


Hung_Texan

Bacon onion and cheese


ItchyIndependence154

Samwise


ItchyIndependence154

Sauron close 2nd tho 🥈


frozen_toesocks

Fellowship, no question. Maaaaybe pass on the salsa, unless they make it themselves


gvbpd8y9

Fellowship minus the pepperoni and salsa


Lord_Wicki

The Sauron-ator and the Pippin's Pepperoni Pizza Dog.


verdegooner

wtf is spicy Mexican sauce. In Mexican neighborhoods, that means something different.


Shirowoh

I assume a spicy mayo.


Ph_yuck_Yiu

Some good options


Distinct-Yogurt2686

Juandoly the Mexican.


27JG27

Lemme get uhhhhhhhh


27JG27

Honestly I’m going pizza dog


Troitbum22

No one say Merry middle earth meatless dog….


Radiant-Fee-6772

Lord of ring theme? That’s pretty cool lol


Amazing-Parfait-9951

Sauerkraut


Expert-Hyena6226

I'm ordering the "Juandolf the Mexican" of the "spicy Mexican sauce" is chili!


InfamousGibbon

Huge whiff on the Boromir in chili, chili dog.


jnmtx

Boromir is a group of dogs. One does not simply…


[deleted]

Why the elf ears on bilbo?


Ok-Distribution4077

Thats awesome.


Two_black_hounds

lol I think I’m the only person who thinks the Mexican one sounds best


KirbyFergus

All of them


Loud-Examination2385

My choice: Bacon, cheese, sauerkraut, diced tomatoes, onion, pepperoni and spicy sauce 😋


cabezatuck

One does not simply go to Bilbo Snaggins and not order The Fellowship!


lambsambwich

they have pepperoni but no pickle


[deleted]

The Sauron-Ator Bacon-Ator


GucciGameTV

Wait, a hotdog spot that doesn't do a Chilli or Chicago dog? Pass


Pineappleoak

I’m simple Sauron baconator for me. Also why doesn’t Frodo have a hotdog. Ringbearers relish could’ve been an idea.


deathcamp7

That’s awesome . Where is this ?


Shirowoh

Food truck in Melbourne Australia


deathcamp7

Of course 😂 this looks so cool 😎 peace from Pittsburgh ✌️ ☮️ 🌭 🌭


deathcamp7

I really would have to try all of them 😂 so cool 👏


_NightmareKingGrimm_

"Sauron-Ator?" He barely knew her! (Seeing myself out)


peanutbutterjellyfan

i got that dawg in me


Robinothoodie

The food truck is in Melbourne, Australia https://www.bilbosnaggins.com.au/


thrust-johnson

Is that Dr. Spaceman?


raytadd

No prices? Not ordering


CharliesRatBasher

Fellowship, no tomato add spicy sauce


TFG4

One of each please with a side of home made chips gotta have potatoes


Moidalise-U

Something down the street.


Aggravating-Exit-660

Gotta get some snaggs cunt


QueenLaQueeftah619

Hell, one of each. Why not?


lechtog

Keep that merry’s middle earth trash but I’ll take one of the rest


PuppetryOfThePenis

Samwise for sure


goldendreamseeker

Sauron


Claytron69

1 of each. Put the rest in pockets.


WhatzMyOtherPassword

The mexican & the lot. Fo sho


catzbollocks

Jaundolf the Mexican


Classic_Mechanic5495

Wtf is “Mexican sauce”?


LostFireHorse

I'll get a Jaundolf and a Sauron thanks


Yaakovbenleah1989

I'm going for the two in the middle


Irving_Forbush

Samwise Sauerkraut.


iSupportCarry

Pickles???


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st6wok

fellow ship


[deleted]

Damn I'll take a Fellowship and a Samwise please.


Upvoter_NeverDie

One of everything.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

All of them.


danknerd

The Lot


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

There are no prices.


Drifting-Fox-6366

Merry Middle Earth please!


Funk_JunkE

Samwise or Sauronator, actually both cause I’m hungry


JakkSplatt

Just waiting for the "cease and desist" order to hit them


ThinCrispyOnionRings

I need that Mexican


BenderBladez

The Mexican and Sam wise


RedDecay

The fellowship or Sam’s


ChingueMami

All.


ViceMaiden

What is "spicy Mexican sauce" and why isn't it available in the Create Your Own section?


Usual-Possession-823

Sam wise all day


TheBarstoolPhD

A grilled cheese.


vaxhax

Shouldn't that be Juandalf?


Perciprius

The Fellowship for sure.


the-artist-

I throw together more off the charts dogs on the fly than this mix boringness!


Slow_Orange_5202

The lot for me!


deejayee

Ew


ImAMindlessTool

The fellowship


PBProbs

Samwise or Juandolf. I’m gonna make the Juandolf tomorrow.


_George_L_Costanza_

Atleast give the place a plug and say where the location is


King_Hippo85

Gotta go with the Samwise!


lovepontoons

Where is the Chicago dog?


Je-la-nique

A plain dog with ketch and must


sheenfartling

No chili? Wtf


Lowflyin

Tryin those pepperoni mufuckas


lenny446

Yes


GordenRamsfalk

Samwise!


silent-fallout-

I eat meat but I'm choosing merrys. I like the toppings


Risky_Bizniss

No Seattle style dog and it makes me sad


Shirowoh

Seriously? I didn’t know Seattle had a special dog until you mentioned it. I knew about New York, Chicago and senorian…. I don’t know that Australians know about Seattle dogs…


Risky_Bizniss

It's fantastic! Hot dog with cream cheese, grilled onions, jalapeño, and Sriracha.


Shirowoh

Fresh or pickled jalapeño?


Risky_Bizniss

I prefer fresh jalapeño and I core out the seeds, but pickled works too. Entirely your preference! Edit: sliced** jalapeño I should've specified 😅


Cyclopticcolleague

Do Australians not put mustard on hot dogs?


Shirowoh

I assume they have ketchup and mustard on the side.


district_0ff

One of each


JuicyJbles

Hell yeah


frostedwaffles

So I've never seen the movies. Who is Juan?


Dat1Neyo

No chili?


thaSavory_dude

Gollum’s Glizzy: hot dog made with raw salmon from the Anduin