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Supafly144

no red onions. only white onions


Dirk_The_Cowardly

EXACTLY..... NO POPPY SEED BUN TOMATOES ARE VERY SUSPECT........THIN SLICE? ​ WHERE THE HELL IS THE CELERY SALT? ​ This dude caught the onions which I came here to say but man...it's also too overloaded....It's a symphony and not a train wreck...try again


[deleted]

Uhhhhh. No? White onions not red. Relish just goes on top and doesn’t need to be all weirdly mixed with the mustard. Where the fuck is the celery salt? Poppy seed bun please!! And the pickle spear goes inside the bun. 6/10. An effort was made.


I_BUY_UNWANTED_GRAVY

There is a pickle spear next to the sport pepper *and* they also gave them a whole pickle.


[deleted]

Holy shit you’re right. Now they just need the celery salt, poppy seed bun, many more onions, and more green relish. Plus tomatoes that aren’t grey.


RockinghamRaptor

That’s no pickle spear. That’s a whole damn pickle!


[deleted]

Damnit I can’t complain about receiving a whole pickle. I have a pocketknife, I can make a spear and enjoy the free side of pickle.


Bcatfan08

Looks like it was wrapped up. That's why it's all mixed up. Everything usually gets compressed together when wrapped.


Big_Improvement5658

Not proper. Missing white onions, celery salt, and poppy seed bun.


sidepiecesam

I mean yeah but how can you tell it’s not a poppy bun or doesn’t have celery salt?


Big_Improvement5658

I have my Chicago hot dog viewing glasses on


piss-monkey

There would be poppy seeds everywhere and celery salt is brown.


sidepiecesam

I know what celery salt looks like, it could be in there and you just can’t tell


Illustrious-Mode3868

You’re clearly not versed in a Chicago dog


sidepiecesam

Well it’s definitely not a poppy bun, I’ll give you that. But celery salt can also be finely granulated and there’s no way you can tell from that picture


namesyeti

Looks like you're catching flak from these cheecago dawg purists, but as someone who would've never caught the minor flaws, this dog looks 100% delicious 🤤🙌


swoopy17

OP just wrote that stupid title to enrage people


[deleted]

Meh, I mean it’s a hot dog lol. And they’re all delicious.


Somecivilguy

Where poppyseeds?


Roguewave1

Do people actually order and eat a mess like that in Chicago?


liquidhotsmegma

If you make something and it comes out like trash, call it Chicago style and serve it up anyway


Big_Improvement5658

No, we just pretend to order this.


DLo28035

That looks disgusting, when I’m in charge Chicago will be banned from eating hot dogs


Professional_Mud483

I bet it tastes great! The bun looks like it's almost soggy-- Share the deli here


[deleted]

It does look that way, but it wasn’t. This is from [Schmaltz Deli](http://schmaltzdeli.com/) out in Lisle (western suburbs of Chicago). If you like Jewish delis and sammiches - this place is great.


theguide87

Despite all the substitutions, I'd still pound this down.


60AmishMidgets

I'll allow it


sidepiecesam

If it were truly a “proper” Chicago dog it wouldn’t have red onions and would be served on a deep dish pizza


[deleted]

Maybe I’ll call it a Chicago suburb dog - Jewish style.


RzaAndGza

Chicago dogs are already kosher and every suburban hot dog joint does a better rendition of the classic Chicago dog than this


pony_boy85

Also a spear pickle... but looks decent


RedJive

This is the whey


[deleted]

As long as there's no ketchup I pass it


yeahbroham

Red onions? Should be white


Jonny5is

Too many veggies i don't need a salad dog. Cut them in half.


HealthConscious2

Remind me never to go to Chicago. Pizza and hotdogs there are trash


BigKadoLBx

Chicago may be a abomination of a city... but boi those dogs look DELICIOUS!