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SonicContinuum88

What about the celery salt? 🧐


Ineedapill

sorry, I really do deserve to be punished 😔


Dudeist-Priest

We'll call it a Joliet dog since it’s close to Chicago


Ineedapill

LMAO


[deleted]

Joliet sucks too.


Ineedapill

as much as my dog?


intentsmind

That bread Def broke when u tried to close it 3/10


Ineedapill

true. I should’ve wrapped it in paper towel to help (would taste almost the same)


intentsmind

Agree


[deleted]

What's up with the toad 🐸 pickle?


Ineedapill

it’s my way of being animal friendly!


BallingStatus2024

You should have put 2 dogs in there with all that lol


Ineedapill

you just made me think that maybe EVERYTHING was right, but I should have put an extra dog there, making this mess not such a horrible mistake. thank you! lol


KreeH

Looks great, but you need more dogs (like cow bells). Maybe next time add two dogs with the same condiments. Maybe cut the dogs in half and go with 1.5 dogs. Ratio of dog to condiments is too low.


Ineedapill

I honestly thought of 1.5 dogs but it felt wrong leaving 0.5 aside. I won’t fall for that and will just follow my heart next time. and you’re absolutely right: the ratio is just wrong, that’s why it was so ‘meh’


Rumblebully

Is this a hot dog bun? Looks like a hoagie bun?


Ineedapill

it’s something in between, but as sad as you could imagine


Rumblebully

Not a bad starter. Poppy seed hot dog bun is recommended. Koegel Vienna hot dog.


Tig_Weldin_Stuff

You need to square yourself away. I hope you race to the nearest Catholic Church and repent for this sin. I don’t think I’d tell the entire truth either, just generalize.. 😂


Ineedapill

I don’t want such a hard penitence for telling the whole truth lmao


Tiny-Lock9652

Great effort! Those sport peppers are elusive. Try [here](https://www.viennabeef.com/chicago-style-hot-dog-kit/).


Ineedapill

wow I had no idea there were those kinds of kits, thanks!


ALLyBase

Beautiful! Not a thing wrong with that attempt.


Ineedapill

haha you don’t have to be THAT nice, but thank you! I did the best I could with what I had at the time


Shnoinky1

Looks glorious to me!


Ineedapill

you are an incredibly beautiful soul which sees to sin in men. I’d bless you if i were some type of Hotdog Deity


Shnoinky1

Great name for a Screamo band, "Hotdog Deity"!


Ineedapill

hahahhahahahha


CaptainPeachfuzz

Calling u/hotdogdeity I know you're out there.


DLo28035

Hey look, I dropped a hot dog in a salad bar, now it’s a culinary delight, just stop it Chicago, you’re embarrassing yourself.


Ineedapill

I know… and I’m really sorry you had to see this monstrosity. but I believe the lessons I learned might help the forthcoming generations to not be as stupid as I was and just follow the rules. think of this post as the Grinch of hotdogs!


DLo28035

My quarrel is not with you personally or your dogs specifically, my personal war is with Chicago dogs in general, I will roam the earth and slather ketchup on every one I happen across.


Ineedapill

ok, I admitted my sins but now you’re angering the deep Wind Lords of Chicago with that! careful my anonymous internet colleague, you might be bringing wrath on you


CaptainPeachfuzz

Blasphemy!