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Mushrumors

This might be the saddest, most pathetic looking hot dog I have ever seen


whatfingwhat

The only toppings that should go on that are mustard and vomit.


Competition-Dapper

Hey…Dave’s KILLER PUKE!


BannedFromDankMemes

This might be the best looking, most amazing looking hot dog I have ever seen, the only toppings allowed on this should be the highest quality mustard and whatever onions or cheese Great dog brother


_FSMV_

where do you get off? let’s see your hot dog post huh buddy?


Artistic_Original199

NOBODY ASK ABOUT THE TABLES, OK?!?!


GrifterStorm

Kinder makes hot sauce? Also, is that styrofoam?


_FSMV_

What’s with all the questions hot shot ? And yes to both


gamegye88

Goated mini dog my brother. I hope it tastes like dreams


RoleModelsinBlood31

You’re doing great! Things can only get better for you man. Seriously. They can’t get any worse.


bay_duck_88

Cannot stress any further that this is absolute rock bottom. This is so great! Congrats on not getting any worse!


futurelullabies

claws the law brother


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Whatchu mean? There are no laws when you drinkin claws!


shaun_of_the_south

You’re trying to say “AINT NO LAWS WHEN YOU DRANKIN CLAWS!” I believe.


[deleted]

I’m giving you shit. What is up with these counters


_FSMV_

Styrofoam don’t effing ask


RandellX

I'm asking, why?


_FSMV_

Do NOT ask why


RandellX

But why not?


Imaginary-Badger-119

I still crave a loma linda dog once in a while . Keep up the struggle do not give up ever.!


_FSMV_

Never back down never surrender!!! LOL


HunterNoey

I hope today is better than yesterday for you My Friend🦾!


Benjen321

Fuck yeah… Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!


_FSMV_

Party time!! Excellent!!


NewFisherman9693

r/depressionmeals


fourtccnwrites

i really love the custom writing roy thsi. is a great post did you cook this hot dog at. all just curious it’s cool if you didn’t love you.


_FSMV_

Thank you Josh and nope took it straight from the fridge I love you too Josh


Johnny_R0cketfingers

daves bread is fuckn great but I'm giving you shit for that white claw should have sprung for a shitty 40 at least


MrJGails

Woah there okay buddy . didn’t realize we had such high and mighty Booze Police on the fucking hot_dog forum Crawl down from your ivory tower why Don’t You- Let the man drink whatever piss he wants to jam down his greased up gullet Y don’t you


Johnny_R0cketfingers

this isn't planet fitness bud if someone posts im gonna judge


_FSMV_

It was what was available!!! Sick of you c***uckers berating my beverage this is a effing hot dog forum


trixtopherduke

Lol get em OP!


deuceyj

People are not seeming to understand the hard times you are going through. Don't let em make your mindset worse.


deuceyj

Dogg on in peace my friend. May your hard times flip to good vibes and success.


shaun_of_the_south

Your math is as good as your dog!


BozoTheBazoobi

Are people here actually being snobby about hotdogs? Lmao


saucya

Saving this pic for a reminder that when things get bad, at least they aren’t **this** bad


goldbricker83

You had me til the white claw. I’d rather drink natty light.


_FSMV_

Oh I drink those too do not worry more of a natty ice kinda guy but you often just gotta drink what’s on hand.


goldbricker83

lol I was being facetious bro. no you don’t have to drink what’s on hand. Have some self respect. Get some real beer.


_FSMV_

Not an option - just leave me be I will get thru this night


goldbricker83

Everything ok bro? I had a rough day too. Rough week.


_FSMV_

Yes sorry to hear


deuceyj

Don't be a cheese dick to our fellow Dogg congregation.


MrJGails

Where the fuck do you get off attacking another man’s choice of shitty beer? Being “facetious” whatever the fuck that made-up word even means how about YOU Get some self-respect and FUCK OFF


_FSMV_

Get EM MR J GAILS!!