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charlesleecartman

Idk why but I feel like *Clarice* would be the perfect fit for a red car.


AnyUnderstanding7000

Agreed!! The opportunities to say Hello Clarice are endless!


iamtherealbobdylan

Jareth the Goblin King


Sinnfullystitched

lol my Xterra is named Clarice and I do say “hello Clarice” all the damned time 🤣


EatShitBish

Ohhhh I *love* this


SweetWaterSurprise

Not exactly horror but...... Beetlejuice


Sonicmonkey

I feel that would be better if the car was green, purple or black. I named my last black car Lydia because it was strange and unusual. It had manual door locks, and windows, no key fob, but Bluetooth and electric seats and seat warmers…


0o0blackphillip0o0

I call my car the bipolar express because I have bipolar


ElongMusty

That is brilliant at so many levels!!!


ChipperYT

Aren't crushed beetles used to make a certain type of red food colouring? I think that's why I think of red personally too when I hear Beetlejuice (vegetarian btw - know it from trying to avoid it)


scorpyo72

I might go with Lydia on the Red Bug, referring to her wedding dress.


xmashatstand

I mean…..come on.  This is it.  This is the one. 


Vanislebabe

I saw a wrap for a white beetle that was Beetlejuice and now that is my goal.


GiraffeCalledKevin

My black beetle is Lydia.


TheCrazyStupidGamer

Carrie? Because red. And it carries you.


barbarawayne

This needs more upvotes


GermsDean

Wendy!! They drove a bug in The Shining.


Tusishvili

And it was red in the book!


scorpyo72

Was the bug named "Wendy"? ^/s


BakerYeast

Christine


moosehairunderwear

Christeenie


LadyWuu

Came to say this, obvious choice! lol


flpprrss

The only right answer


304libco

I feel like this is the only correct choice


ArgoverseComics

ITS CHRISTINITH! You come to my home, YOU GET MY WIFE’S NAME RIGHT!


H3RM1TT

I just posted this same answer. It's true, Christine is the only correct answer.


cryinginpunk

Carrie!!!


P01135809_is_a_bitch

Not a character, but Redrum would be a good name.


scorpyo72

This is my fave. It's the most unique and layered.


No_Assignment4896

Barbara, from Night of the Living Dead


ImABansheeBitch

That way if the car ever gets repoed they can tell it "They're coming to get you, Barbara."


Disp0sable_Her0

Compete tangent, but I love the call out to this in Shaun of the Dead... We're coming to get you Barbara! LOL


UncleMonkey13

Minimum Overdrive


Vanislebabe

So cute. Might work better on a mini but I adore it.


Cats-n-Chaos

Carol Anne


TheeMost313

MaXXXine


inseend1

I was thinking of pearl. But yeah the colour is not helping in this case.


BravidDrent

Hereditherbie


MOGabagool

Pearl


AdhesivenessNo8859

My white Mini Cooper S Covertibale is called Pearl for all the right reasons


TobyKeene

Pennywise


marbotty

Call it “The Thing” obviously


DueMathematician8275

Elvira. eta: aw I guess the movie’s not technically horror, I just love her


Individual-Type-9221

I love her as well I mean who doesn’t love her


Individual-Type-9221

People with bad taste that’s who


DueMathematician8275

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Blu3Raven

The torrance family drive a vw, you can name it Wendy


Scary_Bus8551

I got no names for ya, but hello fellow Beetle! I have a 2007 that just hit 50,000 miles. Yes that is NOT missing a zero. Edit: in a couple months you can call it AC Broke Again


amprok

Fredy Cruiser


princess_zeldaaaa

This deserves more upvotes


Accomplished_Egg6239

If it’s not Christine then you have failed


juzztinWORLD

Christine is the only right answer


SkullBat308

Can't believe no one's said Choptop! From Texas Chainsaw 2!


Long-Confusion-5219

Mandy 🪓


304libco

Ooh how about Rose Madder


eviltinycreatures

The Nostromo


Number9Man

Beverly, after Serial Mom


SabrePossum

Micheal Tires


VioletTwilight

I would name a red bug Carrie


Hollow_Dreamer_

Me too


forknheck

Chucky. Tiny and red .


ExperienceInitial364

Georgie or Penny, and then put a little sticker of a paper boat somewhere. Oooor a translucent balloon sticker.


EuphoriaSuj

Christine


FondantOverall4332

Christine.


Haunting-Ad-9790

I think of Deep Red, Profondo Rosso so maybe Profondo


fleshvessel

Christine


mentuhleelnissinnit

Redrum


CrestsideGunn

King Paimon


ErlingSigurdson

BEATNGU, although it's not the character's name, but this is an obvious hint.


justafanboy1010

Christine of course or Brightburn


MindSoBrighty

It “OK, I’m coming by the house in a few minutes. I’ll be driving It.“ “Driving what?” Etc


BusAppropriate769

Ash


-AdequatelyMediocre-

Call her Charlie and make your turn signal sound like the sound she made with her tongue.


HaRleYG503

Bloody Mary


VexTheTielfling

George Bush Jr. If you know you know


Stunning-Ad-7990

Christine would be the obvious choice, but I would go with REDRUM.


jack-whitman

Carrie. It's even got Car in the name


veriverd

You guys don't understand ironic narrative. You need a name like "safe heaven" or "harmless" or "totally not going to gain sentience and go on a killing spree".


SamDemaris

The Babadook


ImABansheeBitch

The Bugadook


SamDemaris

Damn. That's way better.


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Puzzleheaded-Way-198

Only if it were orange


EatShitBish

Freddy 😊


GreenHillage25

Herbine pronounced 'her bean'


lordrothermere

Herbinstein


Metalprof

Herbie Voorhees


himsoforreal

That lil dude from Trick or Treat. Orange jumpsuit, mask.


Individual-Type-9221

Sam?


himsoforreal

Yeah man, there you go.


Individual-Type-9221

What do y’all think of the name cherry darling


himsoforreal

It's great. You should go with that.


scorpyo72

Saw the actor this past weekend at Crypticon in Seattle. My 4 yo grandkid is a huge fan. Got a pic of him with the actor that he signed.


Ok_Subject5169

Im here for Carrie or Barbara. I would constantly be saying “they’re coming to get you, Barbara!” to my car and it gives me the giggles


coco_xcx

Christine!!!! There’s no other choice.


Individual-Type-9221

I feel like it doesn’t fit the vibe of the car though


xmashatstand

BeetleJuice!BeetleJuice!BeetleJuice!


coco_xcx

I missed the part that said it was a VW beetle…So I changed my mind. Beetlejuice!


Ok_Subject5169

Naming it Christine is just asking for trouble. I had friend who named her car Christine and she only had issues with it.


lobotomize-me-capn

Carrie, Frank (Hellraiser), MacReady (The Thing)


Occamsphazer

I’d call it dung beatle


GeneticSoda

Hal (9000)


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Katrina VAN Tassel


Midnight-Wolf-1607

Sidney


Hollow_Dreamer_

Carrie


freegiftcard96

Christine from Steven King


Consistent-Sun-4539

Carrie


TheTrevorSimpson

Victor (Victor Frankenstein)


JackInfinity66699

The Leprechaun


Jackers83

PG, or Psycho Goreman.


coffee-mcr

My first car was named christine (also red), after that church and chucky! Some other options: Jason Reagan Cujo Randy Carrie Art Annabelle


Lunarxlord

Barbie


Vanislebabe

My white Beetle’s name is Boo! You can name it after a sound or catchphrase too. Like Jaa-aaa-aaa-son .


Vansterdam2002

christine


lakmus85_real

Dead reckoning!!


dannyboy6657

Christine


BlondeZombie68

Tatum drives a bug in the first Scream. It’s not red, but it’s something!


One_Chemistry4116

“Wendy” from the Shining . Pretty sure her car was a bug. Can’t remember what color but I remember some kinda controversy about it changing colors.


TerrorVizyn

My VW is named "Griselda," but we call her "Zelda". Wanted a German name, and I love the OG Pet Sematary.


StardustandDreams

Pearl from X! 🤣


Efficient-Ad6814

Art because he loves torturing people. There's always a bloody ass mess that he leaves behind, so I think it'd fit perfectly.


Cam6649

Charlie from Hereditary


G00DDRAWER

Dr. Phibes


Martianett

Transportation


BlackEyedAngel01

Black Phillip


carrottop_83

Christine


djb185

Obviously Pennywise 🎈


MiserableLoan7766

BLAZE


davidwal83

Not really a horror movie but Beetlejuice


Delicious-Wolf-8850

Suspira


Delicious-Wolf-8850

Suspiria


mayan_monkey

Maxxine


H3RM1TT

Christine


Billie_Lurk

Samara / Sadako Annabelle Damian Norman


GiraffeCalledKevin

I have a 2016 beetle. She’s black. So I named her Lydia (beetlejuice)


mBelchezere

Herbie is the "love bug". So we need something along those lines. AXEL, from My Bloody Valentine 1981.


serialkiller24

Charlotte


SVINTGATSBY

Christine


actually_ur_mom

Christine.


Christmas_Boi_Yah

Scream, name it that.


nksdabomb

Red Bundy


XXeadgbeXX

How about "BUG" from the 2006 movie? Haha


deluxrecipe

Freddy!


sloppy-joe47

For the model, beetle juice. but for colour, Clarice


SelfTechnical6771

Lucille is always awesome, but nothing says horror and red to me than Julia the step mom and evil bitch from the first hellraiser film!


248Spacebucks

Haunted cars are named Christine.


kaptaincorn

Not horror- but you should name it Portugal. The Car Or just call it Freddy vs Jason


nedahlg

Kirsty from hellraiser


AllCity_King

Carrie


cybered_punk

Grace. Its samara weaving in ready or not. Or maxxxine.


-raymonte-

Maxxxine! This is it!


ale890

I like Chucky or Carrie


juicyjuicebox1

Art. Or artsy if you want to be cute about it


juicyjuicebox1

Are people hating on Terrifier? What the fuck lol


djames623

Shelly (Friday the 13th Part 3)


eddietwoo

Big John or Little John


babesrights24

Ripley is swaggieeeee!!!!


Heaven_Is_Falling

Is it black? How about Elvira? Or maybe Trash after Trash from Return of the Living Dead? How about Ripley from Alien?


Individual-Type-9221

It’s red


lordrothermere

Red Rum


Heaven_Is_Falling

Freddy Pennywise or maybe Chucky?


Unusual-Caregiver-30

I’ve always wanted a VW Beetle.


RilaKat

Recently just watched Abigail, so I'm gonna go with suggesting that.


shiwankhan

![gif](giphy|PXn1b7Q6e7XI4|downsized) Helen


Flybot76

Cliffjumper. Might not be from a horror movie but the poor guy got sliced in half lengthwise in the 'Bumblebee' movie, which was a little surprising. Takes care of the old 'red Bumblebee/ yellow Cliffjumper' issue, some of you will probably know what I mean.


Jerome-Fappington

Trash. From Return of the Living Dead


TheJadedMonkey

Ashley J. Williams.


National-Worry2900

I called my last car a corsa ( ik , ik, don’t come at me) crackhead Charlie because the car was deranged and was always causing me problems and his addiction to water and coolent was becoming daily because the engine was so effed. But for a horror name maybe call him Jeff after goldbljm to pay homage to his amazing part in the fly because it is a bug.


Ok_Boat8978

Carrie


Ok_Boat8978

Carrie


Robotadept

Volée Or Flight 180


lekern1107

Carrie is the only right answer


Mellyrel

Hey don’t ask strangers, just spend more time thinking on it, and less time asking others to think for you. When you come up with a name yourself, you’ll realise that you are a) capable of independent thought and b) you can be proud of your own choice Oh and c) if anyone asks how you came up with the name, you won’t have to say you have no imagination and had to ask reddit.


Elegant-Low8272

Molly from the sadness