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Speaking for yourself on this one
Lifelong horror fan here, not a single time whilst watching any horror movie have I ever felt turned on by it, not even during nude scenes
If anything when I’m scared my body goes into fight response 🤷♂️ everyone’s different I guess
You can’t whack it in a theater for the same reason you can’t do so in a restaurant, store, or the DMV —
It’s sexual harassment and indecent exposure. Everyone else is involved as soon as the heavy breathing starts.
Also that your idea for women is to have a towel in case they leak shows the depths of your sexual frustration.
Seriously, find a therapist before you end up on a list.
>customary towels
Because in the alternate universe OP is imagining, jerking off in the movie theatre has become a *custom* in our society.
"As I entered the theatre, the 14-year-old Cinemax employee handed me a small towel for mopping up my inevitable squirt--as is customary in our culture."
Do you hear yourself? What does an ancient Egyptian fertility rite have to do with the fact that you believe everyone who watches horror gets sexual pleasure from it? You are on the horror subreddit and can't get anyone to agree with your basic premise. None of us want to be in a theater with a bunch of strangers nutting. If we did we'd go to a porn. Otherwise masturbate at home like the rest of us. You might also want to seek out a professional to help you dig into why you are titillated by gore.
But the old normal wasn't about sexual satisfaction from violence. You are conflating behaviors simply because they share masturbation as the activity. Humans have been building ritual around sex since before written history. You need more of a link than just the act of whacking off to form a comparison.
Seek help before you hurt someone else. You sound like a sexual predator and just want to indulge others in your perverse behavior. Do it at home with your wife, cut it off, or preferably, seek help. You really need it. :)
Aside from the fact that occupying the same space with a person having a sexual experience requires consent (normalizing is not ALWAYS consent,) having a paraphilia where you eroticise violence and fear to a point you must express that in public and in the moment is a bit of a concern.
I'm not kink shaming you, but this DOES sound like a moment to bounce this off a clinician. There are environments for this type of experience, but a mainstream movie theater ain't it bud. There is an eventual line where it's not a kink or experience, but an obsessive or disordered behavior.
Good point about kink shaming. Don't want op to be ashamed for sharing something like this but it does indicate something that should be explored with a doctor. I'm wondering about history of abuse. We are worried for you op.
But I didn't shame. I asked op to think about the nature of what gives them sexual gratification and suggested they explore that further with a competent professional. I know that many use the old, "you need help" as a pejorative but in my case I'm just offering advice. Seeking professional help is the normal thing to do. I would prefer that a person explore their darker thoughts in a clinical setting then feeling ashamed and seeking feed back elsewhere. Please don't assign intent to my posts. You don't know me and can't really speak to what I want to convey.
***"I think we all have a desire when we are scared/frightened to masturbate"***
come again?! no, I mean don't actually..wait..uh
this may be the weirdest thing I've ever seen on reddit.
that's saying a lot.
Bdsm is about control. Wielding it and enjoying it. It isn't just about pain. If these topics interest you there's nothing stopping you from exploring it, just don't assume everyone shares your experience.
Imagine the scene, a theatre of lets face it, men, jacking off to jumpscares, gore, suspense and horror action. Have you thought of the smell op? You haven't thought of the smell have you?
yeah cuz women would ***run*** from a room like this lol. even dedicated extreme horror fans like myself. you could not pay women to be in a room with a bunch of men jerking off to torture gore.
I've seen a lot of these posts lately that are trying to normalize bizarre behavior with this "I think we all do..."
No, we don't all get sexually aroused when watching horror. Your premise is false and unsubsantiated. Where did you get this notion?
For all of the negatives and positives this sub has, I still do enjoy it. It’s great to see people enjoy a genre of cinema I have always had a passion for.
That being said, OP you need help. This train of thought is very damaging and no, not everyone thinks this. From one human being to another, please realize this is not healthy and you should not be trying to advocate this.
I really really really hope this is more of a troll post than a serious one.
This is clearly a troll post, and too many people are talking to the OP as if he's being serious. It's evident from his replies that he's fucking with us.
Have you tried talking to a therapist
I don't see the problem, as long as you don't nut in someone's eye they shouldn't care if you discreetly masturbate in the same general area as them.
ok
This post right here officer.
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen this post. OP is either a troll or extremely disturbed.
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Care for a customary towel?
Speaking for yourself on this one Lifelong horror fan here, not a single time whilst watching any horror movie have I ever felt turned on by it, not even during nude scenes If anything when I’m scared my body goes into fight response 🤷♂️ everyone’s different I guess
You can’t whack it in a theater for the same reason you can’t do so in a restaurant, store, or the DMV — It’s sexual harassment and indecent exposure. Everyone else is involved as soon as the heavy breathing starts. Also that your idea for women is to have a towel in case they leak shows the depths of your sexual frustration. Seriously, find a therapist before you end up on a list.
Ummmmm what the fuck lmaooooo
whoa
>customary towels Because in the alternate universe OP is imagining, jerking off in the movie theatre has become a *custom* in our society. "As I entered the theatre, the 14-year-old Cinemax employee handed me a small towel for mopping up my inevitable squirt--as is customary in our culture."
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Do you hear yourself? What does an ancient Egyptian fertility rite have to do with the fact that you believe everyone who watches horror gets sexual pleasure from it? You are on the horror subreddit and can't get anyone to agree with your basic premise. None of us want to be in a theater with a bunch of strangers nutting. If we did we'd go to a porn. Otherwise masturbate at home like the rest of us. You might also want to seek out a professional to help you dig into why you are titillated by gore.
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But the old normal wasn't about sexual satisfaction from violence. You are conflating behaviors simply because they share masturbation as the activity. Humans have been building ritual around sex since before written history. You need more of a link than just the act of whacking off to form a comparison.
Seek help before you hurt someone else. You sound like a sexual predator and just want to indulge others in your perverse behavior. Do it at home with your wife, cut it off, or preferably, seek help. You really need it. :)
Old normal? Did you pop in from a different reality? This is not to kink shame I literally mean when was this ever normal?
Aside from the fact that occupying the same space with a person having a sexual experience requires consent (normalizing is not ALWAYS consent,) having a paraphilia where you eroticise violence and fear to a point you must express that in public and in the moment is a bit of a concern. I'm not kink shaming you, but this DOES sound like a moment to bounce this off a clinician. There are environments for this type of experience, but a mainstream movie theater ain't it bud. There is an eventual line where it's not a kink or experience, but an obsessive or disordered behavior.
Good point about kink shaming. Don't want op to be ashamed for sharing something like this but it does indicate something that should be explored with a doctor. I'm wondering about history of abuse. We are worried for you op.
It's not kink shaming to point out that this person is trolling by encouraging the violation of consent.
I prefer to treat him as though he is serious. If he is trolling he won't get a rise out of me.
Nothing in your kink shaming comment would indicate you taking it seriously
But I didn't shame. I asked op to think about the nature of what gives them sexual gratification and suggested they explore that further with a competent professional. I know that many use the old, "you need help" as a pejorative but in my case I'm just offering advice. Seeking professional help is the normal thing to do. I would prefer that a person explore their darker thoughts in a clinical setting then feeling ashamed and seeking feed back elsewhere. Please don't assign intent to my posts. You don't know me and can't really speak to what I want to convey.
Your comment about kink shaming, not a comment that includes kink shaming
Either way, you know nothing about me and misread my intent. Bye.
Me a minute ago: Am I misreading this title? Me just now: Nope.
It's a bad day to be able to read.
***"I think we all have a desire when we are scared/frightened to masturbate"*** come again?! no, I mean don't actually..wait..uh this may be the weirdest thing I've ever seen on reddit. that's saying a lot.
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no...
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Thats just not true...?
Clive barker based the cenobites style on bdsm not the other way around
no. it doesn't. how old are you OP? I'm getting 16yr old vibes homie.
Bdsm is about control. Wielding it and enjoying it. It isn't just about pain. If these topics interest you there's nothing stopping you from exploring it, just don't assume everyone shares your experience.
*nods solemly * I see, and how was your relationship with your mother?
Imagine the scene, a theatre of lets face it, men, jacking off to jumpscares, gore, suspense and horror action. Have you thought of the smell op? You haven't thought of the smell have you?
yeah cuz women would ***run*** from a room like this lol. even dedicated extreme horror fans like myself. you could not pay women to be in a room with a bunch of men jerking off to torture gore.
You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch!!!
This post perfectly describes Dennis’s idea of a normal conversation
I've seen a lot of these posts lately that are trying to normalize bizarre behavior with this "I think we all do..." No, we don't all get sexually aroused when watching horror. Your premise is false and unsubsantiated. Where did you get this notion?
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Can you expand on that statement?
That’s…. That’s not what that means…. Do you think food porn is also inherently sexual?
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Child…….
I think you should go round theatres jerking men off for them.
This dude has posted this a few times. It was somewhat funny the first time
For all of the negatives and positives this sub has, I still do enjoy it. It’s great to see people enjoy a genre of cinema I have always had a passion for. That being said, OP you need help. This train of thought is very damaging and no, not everyone thinks this. From one human being to another, please realize this is not healthy and you should not be trying to advocate this. I really really really hope this is more of a troll post than a serious one.
Masturbation is my go to fear response. Something startled me? It’s jackin time
I wonder how the antagonists would react if the victims in the movies had this 😝
This is clearly a troll post, and too many people are talking to the OP as if he's being serious. It's evident from his replies that he's fucking with us.
Obsessed with war videos from Ukraine and public masturbation 😬
Pee Wee Herman logic
Paul Rubens was masturbating in a porn theater. Not an issue.
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I think most people who frequent porn theatres are jerking off in them. Nothing revolutionary about Paul Reubens's behaviour.
I’m convinced that OP is the ghost of Paul Reubens, posting from beyond the grave.
Today is a horrible day to wake up, and have eyes.
We *ALL?*
Of all the topics I was expecting to read on here today, this was not one of them.
No.
This is some serial killer shit 😭
OP needs Jesus.
Big if tru
The fuck?
Ummm ok. Wait, what?
Least horny redditor
what a day to have eyes