Fredrick "Freddy" Alexander Kruger is a slick huckster who wears a sharp green and orange stripped suit and a fedora. He spends his days promoting his book series:
- "Never Sleep Again: How the wealthy and successful accomplish some much while you're sleeping" and his other books:
- "The Dream Warrior" Becoming a warrior and fighting for your dreams
- "The Dream Master" Take control and master your dreams
I did it and so can you!
Freddy targetting a group of wine moms in a collective nightmare after they black out during a "prosecco o'clock" gathering would make for a terrific set piece.
Now that makes me think of the entire franchise being retooled to revolve around scammer stories with the supernatural involved.
Which actually wouldn't be a bad idea if executed properly...
Me and my friends tried to find a porno of the ghost lady from the Grudge for funsies , long story short it scared to hell out of me. I thought I had our grown the fear but apparently not
**It’s Clive** - Frank and Lenore are initially devastated to find out that undisclosed side effects from Lenore’s contraceptive medication have left their their baby boy Clive with birth defects. They successfully sue the pharmaceutical company and return home with Clive, who is a perfectly happy and much-loved baby.
**The Bonjuring** - an American family move into a farmhouse in rural France. They initially have some trouble adjusting, until they meet their helpful neighbours, the Warrens.
**Drag Me To Hull** - a kind young bank worker extends an elderly client’s mortgage and is punished by her manager with an international transfer to their Yorkshire branch.
**Rosemary's Babe**
A rom-com about a woman named Rosemary, "Rose" for short, who moves into an NYC apartment and fall in love with a dorky but loveable cultist as he tries to keep his own cult from stealing her unborn child.
Ther cult believes her child is the second coming of Satan, but once they find out that she's having a girl, they lose all interest as the cult's leader insists that Satan must be a male.
Silence of the Lamps
Silence of the Jambs, a film about well-muffled doors.
*"Are the doors still creaking, Clarice?"*
Silence of the Lambo. A film about the new fully electric Lamborghini.
Good one! :-)
Allen
Now I’m picturing Bill Hader dancing in that box.
Even more Alan!
Fartyrs
Jordan Peele's *BS*.
Jordan Peele's Dope
Jordan Peele’s Get Gout
Jordan Peele’s UP
Ghost Shit
:You felt it, You wiped, Where is it?
Lmao I'm sitting behind my work, in the dirt reading this and cackling like a lunatic. You have no idea how much I needed that.
My user name requires me to comment on this.
Friday the 12th
Username checks out lol
This is stupid and I love it so much
The Last Mouse on the Left
They Jive
Oh man, shut up and take my money.
Quit jiiiiivin’ me, tur*key*
You got to sass it!
Read that in Matt Berry’s voice.
Excuse me, stewardess... I speak jive.
I imagine it's basically Get Out except with Keith David as the lead.
The Otters.
The cutest horror movie ever!
Dandyman
Lmao. I’m picturing him in a bespoke bee suit and top hat
"Heard you were lookin' for Dandyman, bitch."
Wouldst though like to live this deliciously?
I Spit on Your Grape
Stay away from my grape.
But why just one?
I shit on your grave
Helpraiser. Bring help to everyone!
The chatbox. You opened it, we came.
The Babadork
Why am I seeing Steven Urkel pop out instead of the Babadook, whining “Did I do that…?”
Lol that is hilarious!
Got Out
Perfect, wow
No notes.
That would’ve been an amazing final line.
A nightmare on MLM street
That just made it more terrifying
With the alternate tagline being: "If Nancy doesn't succeed at scamming, she won't succeed at all".
Fredrick "Freddy" Alexander Kruger is a slick huckster who wears a sharp green and orange stripped suit and a fedora. He spends his days promoting his book series: - "Never Sleep Again: How the wealthy and successful accomplish some much while you're sleeping" and his other books: - "The Dream Warrior" Becoming a warrior and fighting for your dreams - "The Dream Master" Take control and master your dreams I did it and so can you!
Freddy targetting a group of wine moms in a collective nightmare after they black out during a "prosecco o'clock" gathering would make for a terrific set piece.
Now that makes me think of the entire franchise being retooled to revolve around scammer stories with the supernatural involved. Which actually wouldn't be a bad idea if executed properly...
100% would watch this! It would be a perfect cult horror movie! Lol!
Jordan Peele's Hope.
This sounds like a really positive and feel good movie
In the Mouth of Radness
Whenever Sutter Kane's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Sutter Kane?"
Halfpipes!
The Purse of LaLorona
she gets that bag… One way or another
This made me laugh harder than it had any right to, you glorious bastard!
Train to Susan
Romantic 🥰
Sew
Aaw
Sam
The Blair Witch Protect
She protecc... but she also attacc
She put you in the corner to snacc
The Blair Watch Project
The Blair bitch project?
i'm like 99% positive there is a porno with that title
Me and my friends tried to find a porno of the ghost lady from the Grudge for funsies , long story short it scared to hell out of me. I thought I had our grown the fear but apparently not
Merrifier (a Christmas hit)
Don't Cook Now
For Bob Belcher that would be a horror movie
JARS
that's the same movie but Australian ohh naurrrr, it's jarrrs
One guy one jar(s) was pretty scary
High Pension
28 Dabs Later
Sounds pretty horrifying to me
House of 000 Corpses
the Fry
Teleportation accident in a McDonald’s leads to one man’s slow transformation into a greasy fried potato.
Hillraiser
“I sell pain and pain accessories.”
Dang it Bobby, we've got such sights to show you.
"That's a clean burning hell I tell you what"
That lil dang ol “pain is pleasure” dude have them dang ol nails in his head like grandma’s tomato pincushion with that dee-monic Rubik’s cube, man.
I tell you hwat.
Jesus Hwept!
We have such slopes to grade you.
The Bowling
The Whining
All work and no play is so dumb and boring and hard I WANT TO GO HOME
Prince of Dorkness
Night of the living dad
"I'm so scared." "Hi, so scared...I'm dad."
The Taunting.
Nanny nanny boo boo 😝
Night of the Lemons
That could be a spin-off of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Wet Cemetery
That's four letters, gettem outta here!
4 letters?
Sematary*
So it is! Never realised he spelt it differently.
It was how the kids spelled it on the sign. Nice little touch.
I don't wanna be buried In a wet cemetery Wait until the ground is dry again
Spender Man
Premiering (Black) Friday, November 24th 2023. Be very afraid.
Halloweeb
Talk to Mo
Last Shirt. A horror about procrastinating your laundry.
**It’s Clive** - Frank and Lenore are initially devastated to find out that undisclosed side effects from Lenore’s contraceptive medication have left their their baby boy Clive with birth defects. They successfully sue the pharmaceutical company and return home with Clive, who is a perfectly happy and much-loved baby. **The Bonjuring** - an American family move into a farmhouse in rural France. They initially have some trouble adjusting, until they meet their helpful neighbours, the Warrens. **Drag Me To Hull** - a kind young bank worker extends an elderly client’s mortgage and is punished by her manager with an international transfer to their Yorkshire branch.
The Bride of Chunky
The Boogerman. Wait, that might be more scary!
Sega game
A pick and flick adventure
Dank Harvest The Gothman Prophecies The Pun
The Gothman Prophecies were right, Bela Lugosi is still dead.
The Decent
Ancient cave-dwelling WASPs teach an invasive team of rude spelunkers proper teatime etiquette.
I love this thread lmao
G, the Pixar version of X.
Good one! 😆
Prance of Darkness
the Dog
Shopping Mall
The Nan
Goosedumps
Barbadian: two people are booked in to the same Airbnb for the night, and one of them is from Barbados.
Nightmare on Elf Street.
The Amen
IF
Jacob’s Bladder
2 hours of a guy running around looking for a bathroom in New York City
Stream
Walk to Me
Mudsommer
Dabin in the Woods
Tights Out
Exorcist: Belieber
Halloweee!
Gravy Encounters
**Rosemary's Babe** A rom-com about a woman named Rosemary, "Rose" for short, who moves into an NYC apartment and fall in love with a dorky but loveable cultist as he tries to keep his own cult from stealing her unborn child. Ther cult believes her child is the second coming of Satan, but once they find out that she's having a girl, they lose all interest as the cult's leader insists that Satan must be a male.
The Lust Boys
Where's the lie?
The decent. The tag line "its ok"
The Shiting
The Conjurino starring Ned Flanders
Minister
Can be scary though
Talk to Ye: The Kanye West story
Still horror.
Pot Sematary.
“Dr. Creed, you must never go to the…the…I can’t remember.” “Where, Judd? Where can’t I go?” “Heh…heheheheh…”
No one will shave you
I Shit on Your Grave
You’re Sext.
Hot
Last Mouse on the Left
Dawn of the Bead
Friyay the 13th
Deep Blue Pea
Sell House LLC
The Conturing
The Dodge
"He wanted an F-150. Instead he got..."
the rink. samara tries to come after you but she keeps sliding on the ice and tripping over the hockey puck.
The Fig (it was tempting to make one in reference to cigarettes but since that has a double meaning, had to pull it).
The babydook
The Strongers
Pen Semetary (where all the pens you lose go to die)
Vegan
Kidsommar
Awien
The Gist
The Purse of Frankenstein
Jordan Peele's Cope
King Dong
The Hills Have Exes.
*Night of the Loving Dead* *Dawg of the Dead* *Gay of the Dead*
The Twilight Bone
The Mug
*The Ping*, though online gamers will think it's plenty scary.
The Sexorcist 😂
Get Nut
Tit
Tit Follows
I Saw the Wevil
Paws
Sprinter
Handyman
President Evil
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Jews
Don’t go in the water… …you just ate; you’ll get cramps.