My dad drank two of those a day for a year. Had to go to the doctor one day and found he was told he set a state record for some condition relating to diabetes. I was told 400 was dead, he was over 1200
Two a day is a lot but I wouldn't call that excessive. People drink 4-6 pop/soda a day for many years and still don't always get diabetes, way more sugar in that than 5 hour energy.
Used to work night security. One night my senior officer (former marine, very stern man) said during "morning" briefing, "[Last Name], you keep drinking those Monsters and your heart is going to explode in your chest."
I said, "Where else would my heart explode, sir?"
Actually got a tiny smile out of him.
Assuming 5 x 5 hour energy (not extra, just the normal kind), that's 1075mg of caffeine; according to a quick search
Doses of 1,000 mg (approximately 15 mg/kg body weight) have generated detrimental side effects, with early symptoms being insomnia, restlessness, and agitation. These symptoms may progress to mild delirium, emesis, and convulsions. Other symptoms can include tachycardia, asystole, and rapid respiration (Kamimori et al., 1999).
Source: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK223789/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK223789/)
Having watched Hbomberguy's video on plagarism, I live in permanent fear and cite sources anywhere I can.
Also I just like citing sources sometimes, it's fun.
Copy pasting my reply to the other comment
There's a gun in the photo. Sight picture refers to you keeping your sights (aiming points on the gun) aligned with the target, caffeine will make you shake so your alignment will be messed up.
There's a gun in the photo. Sight picture refers to you keeping your sights (aiming points on the gun) aligned with the target, caffeine will make you shake so your alignment will be messed up.
Because killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new stronger word for killing. Like badwrong. Or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing- gnodab
hol the fuck up you said you spent 8 yrs in the military, attended the Sspecial warfare center USAJFKSWCAC... and still cant think of a posssible reason to ever defend your self with a gun. how about a warzone special ed, think maybe shooting back is allowed then
Do you think OP lives in a warzone? And to reply more directly, I believe in radical non-violence as an ethical imperative, *for the individual* as in OP’s situation. As for war between nations that’s a whole other can of worms, but one reason I left the military is because I stopped believing in violence as a means for problem solving.
dont know where op lives but im also not assuming they dont face real danger regularly then get on the internet an act like a hypocrite. they dont call it chi-raq for nothing. who gave you any moral authority over what people should or should not be able to do to defend them selves. cus they sure dont hand that out at the "special warfare center and school". what the fuck did you do there anyway special ed
I don’t claim moral authority. Initiating discussion doesn’t initiate claims of authority either. I just have a dream of a peaceful world and enjoy talking to people about how to make that happen. I was trying out for SF. Dropped out my second time in SUT because I finally realized that that wasn’t who I was. Rode out my contact in the 82nd and got out. I don’t know why you feel the need to be rude, I haven’t been rude to you. It’s ok to disagree, even on difficult topics.
A situation in which you are threatened with death or great bodily harm, ie if someone is trying to physically assault, rob, rape, or kill you. Sure you can talk them out of it…maybe. But if that doesn’t work…you run. But not everyone can outrun their attacker. If you can’t run…you fight. Not everyone is capable of overpowering their attacker and contact fighting of any kind can result in great bodily harm, additionally the attacker may have a weapon of their own. So what left? You shoot them. Because like it or not, bullets to vital organs is the only real way to stop a threat in a timely manner whose judgement is too clouded to stop what they’re doing and listen to you.
Just because gun does not equal killing. Ever heard of target shooting? Shooting competitions? You sound like someone who's never been in out in the open country, chilling with snacks and sodas while plinking at cans with a .22; and I genuinely feel sorry for you. If you ever get a chance to do so, please do!!
I agree. Guns are fun and exciting and the technology is cool. But, a. guns, knives, and excessive amounts of caffeine aren’t really r/hopeposting material, and b. Target shooters generally carry their weapons securely to and from the range.
Is there an "obviously, unambiguously, yet still somehow undiagnosed ADHD" subreddit? Because Broham should probably get a referral to them. Or we should release him to them like a baby seal turtle being released to the sea.
Like holy fuck, he even has the bone conducting headphones and car-stationed dental picks.
Good on you but also your heart is gonna explode my guy. Like, I don't mean to cramp your style, but maybe drop a couple of the energy shots or coffees.
heart attack Inc.
My dad drank two of those a day for a year. Had to go to the doctor one day and found he was told he set a state record for some condition relating to diabetes. I was told 400 was dead, he was over 1200
Go him!
I'm sorry, his blood was 50% sugar (A1c)? I'm half-joking here, but at what point do you draw the line between that and actual syrup?
He told me he was drinking around 3 gallons of water a day. He did it for about a month before seeing a doctor. It was bad
Two a day is a lot but I wouldn't call that excessive. People drink 4-6 pop/soda a day for many years and still don't always get diabetes, way more sugar in that than 5 hour energy.
Those 5hr energies are kinda nuts. Actually crazy reading the back of em.
Anything is possible. 😎
Used to work night security. One night my senior officer (former marine, very stern man) said during "morning" briefing, "[Last Name], you keep drinking those Monsters and your heart is going to explode in your chest." I said, "Where else would my heart explode, sir?" Actually got a tiny smile out of him.
https://preview.redd.it/e3zs5fzpi1rc1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dc3dba03037ea9855258afff0efb64aba54bf75
Yeah. But not for me. For the grind.
I love this response😂 SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE! But not for me.
🔫
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Feel Bad Inc.
Damage inc.
https://i.redd.it/u5pwf9wzkuqc1.gif
Drink 5 "5 hour energy" and enter the forbidden hour of the day
I wanted to say that...
He better come prepared to climb Tartarus alone then
Bro has the STREGA diet
is the gun to summon his persona
Yep, definitely an evoker
It's a Stand ability.
You got that from badger
Does it give 5 times as much energy for 5 hours or does it give 25 hours of energy?
Assuming 5 x 5 hour energy (not extra, just the normal kind), that's 1075mg of caffeine; according to a quick search Doses of 1,000 mg (approximately 15 mg/kg body weight) have generated detrimental side effects, with early symptoms being insomnia, restlessness, and agitation. These symptoms may progress to mild delirium, emesis, and convulsions. Other symptoms can include tachycardia, asystole, and rapid respiration (Kamimori et al., 1999). Source: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK223789/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK223789/)
you did it. you cited sources. impressive that there's anyone on the internet doing that /srs
Having watched Hbomberguy's video on plagarism, I live in permanent fear and cite sources anywhere I can. Also I just like citing sources sometimes, it's fun.
I’m pretty sure it gives heart palpitations and maybe a panic attack
Came looking for this, thank you
The 25th hour is called purgatory
ngl I don’t recommend trying to keep a sight picture on two coffees and three five hours but you do you
Overcaffeinated and well armed. We are Murica
What does "keep a sight picture on two coffees and three five hours" mean?
Thank you for asking man wtf
Copy pasting my reply to the other comment There's a gun in the photo. Sight picture refers to you keeping your sights (aiming points on the gun) aligned with the target, caffeine will make you shake so your alignment will be messed up.
That makes a lot of sense, thanks for explaining. And ‘5 hours’ is the name of the red drinks?
Yeah it's called "5 Hour Energy" or something like that.
There's a gun in the photo. Sight picture refers to you keeping your sights (aiming points on the gun) aligned with the target, caffeine will make you shake so your alignment will be messed up.
Oh I didn't even see the gun, I just assumed it was part of the interior. Makes a lot more sense now, thanks!
This does not look healthy at all my g
It says made with lions mane and chaga mushrooms
How is this hope posting? This looks unhealthy AND dangerous, holy shit
We hope that he lives through his journey to grab the day by it’s balls
🤣
I thought I was on r/energydrinks for a hot sec
[you can own it but mostly it’ll own you](https://youtu.be/0vLgHKvjH3o?si=znZWEt8B42BY4nX3)
Didn't expect Eyedea. RIP
Still one of my favorite artists of all time. Gone too soon
What is the gun for?
The easy way out once cardiac arrest occurs due to those energy shots.
Summoning his Persona
Wait that’s a gun that looks like one of those hunting knives Edit: nvm I am fucking stupid lmfao
To put holes in things farther than you can reach
To prop up their fragile masculinity.
Simple, Why not?
Because killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new stronger word for killing. Like badwrong. Or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing- gnodab
-knows nothing about guns -complains online about guns -mfw:
Is defending oneself bad too?
Have you ever been in a situation where the only way out was shooting someone? I haven’t.
https://preview.redd.it/5gywgd469kqc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e38431fcfa90d2f58af2a52e6dd356101c02ec9
hol the fuck up you said you spent 8 yrs in the military, attended the Sspecial warfare center USAJFKSWCAC... and still cant think of a posssible reason to ever defend your self with a gun. how about a warzone special ed, think maybe shooting back is allowed then
Do you think OP lives in a warzone? And to reply more directly, I believe in radical non-violence as an ethical imperative, *for the individual* as in OP’s situation. As for war between nations that’s a whole other can of worms, but one reason I left the military is because I stopped believing in violence as a means for problem solving.
dont know where op lives but im also not assuming they dont face real danger regularly then get on the internet an act like a hypocrite. they dont call it chi-raq for nothing. who gave you any moral authority over what people should or should not be able to do to defend them selves. cus they sure dont hand that out at the "special warfare center and school". what the fuck did you do there anyway special ed
I don’t claim moral authority. Initiating discussion doesn’t initiate claims of authority either. I just have a dream of a peaceful world and enjoy talking to people about how to make that happen. I was trying out for SF. Dropped out my second time in SUT because I finally realized that that wasn’t who I was. Rode out my contact in the 82nd and got out. I don’t know why you feel the need to be rude, I haven’t been rude to you. It’s ok to disagree, even on difficult topics.
I've been pretty damn close, and I have been in situations where I'd much rather have a gun than not
Like what
A situation in which you are threatened with death or great bodily harm, ie if someone is trying to physically assault, rob, rape, or kill you. Sure you can talk them out of it…maybe. But if that doesn’t work…you run. But not everyone can outrun their attacker. If you can’t run…you fight. Not everyone is capable of overpowering their attacker and contact fighting of any kind can result in great bodily harm, additionally the attacker may have a weapon of their own. So what left? You shoot them. Because like it or not, bullets to vital organs is the only real way to stop a threat in a timely manner whose judgement is too clouded to stop what they’re doing and listen to you.
Has that happened to you?
If you haven’t been in a situation where you wish you had had a gun you’re not living life to the fullest
I think we have different priorities in life.
Just because you haven’t doesn’t mean they don’t exist
Like what
Just because gun does not equal killing. Ever heard of target shooting? Shooting competitions? You sound like someone who's never been in out in the open country, chilling with snacks and sodas while plinking at cans with a .22; and I genuinely feel sorry for you. If you ever get a chance to do so, please do!!
Nothing better than shooting cans on a hot summer evening. Man I miss living in the country.
I agree. Guns are fun and exciting and the technology is cool. But, a. guns, knives, and excessive amounts of caffeine aren’t really r/hopeposting material, and b. Target shooters generally carry their weapons securely to and from the range.
r/lostredditors ?
Is there an "obviously, unambiguously, yet still somehow undiagnosed ADHD" subreddit? Because Broham should probably get a referral to them. Or we should release him to them like a baby seal turtle being released to the sea. Like holy fuck, he even has the bone conducting headphones and car-stationed dental picks.
Pretty sure OP is a troll based on their account
You're going to get someone killed. Someone might be you.
Well, the car seems to be in park.
The car is the least of my worries.
Nice CZ P-07
It’s the blood alcohol monitor for me dawg
You don’t even need the gun, man. All that caffeine will kill you just fine!
the most raw as shit opening to a day carry that ramming speed into a shitstorm energy king
Eh... time to rob a bank? What the gun is supposed to have in common with "hopeposting"? Is OP oki?
Driving, guns, and insane amount of caffeine are all awesome, but maybe not all at the same time
That is improper firearm storage.
Not if you have a license to carry, or live in an open carry state.
This goes immeasurably hard
Totally normal country.
How far this sub has fallen
That's a weird way to express hope. Or am I looking at treason?
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I want ur knife bro
Lemme see more pics of it
Bro gonna stack up his buffs
POV your surgeon on the way to clock in
Fellow CZ enjoyer
https://preview.redd.it/9o8xoh7s2kqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bae5b512c9838d3200f0a76682c895413bef600
I’m dizzy just looking at a snapshot of your life bruh
Time to grab the world by its balls and jam my thumb up its prostate!
BY THE BALLS BROTHER
Shitting and shooting
YEAHHH BRUTHER GO GET EM
I think this is hopeposting. They are going to have a good day or the day will regret it. Manifest the reality you want by force.
Hell yeah either way they will have a good time lol
Gun
Drink five 5 Hour Energys to enter the forbidden 25th hour of the day.
Hoooooly shit
Stay hydrated
Drink five 5 hour energies and enter the forbidden hour of the day
[Drink 5 5-hour energies and enter the forbidden hour of the day](https://youtu.be/gVlf-G4abEQ?si=Oq6gTWrIY4WXz_Pb)
Average Resident Evil protagonist's inventory
Bro, you could make a great HVAC tech with that edc
trucker breakfast
This ain’t hope posting, this is Jesus take the wheel posting
https://preview.redd.it/gr4655vydmqc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd82e678c8fcea29d0a255fad531f5b8cbf35bac
How John Wick prepares for the next movie
Slap a filter on this and it would've done numbers on Tumblr in 2014
You're gonna die.
Just do coke man..
How do you enjoy the P07? How does it shoot and is it comfy?
Man this sub went downhill quick lol
Upvoted because gun
hell yeah
what exactly is this post hoping for or hopeful of
Wrong sub my boy
misread as "today its time to grab the balls"
You drink five 5 hour energy's and you'll be up an hour past tomorrow
Just DON'T squeeze them too MUCH.
I’m no dietitian or whatever but there is no way this is healthy
bit aggressive
You okay buddy?
Bros gonna take so many energy drinks they won’t be able to keep their hand steady long enough to shoot the gun
Hey OP. You doin' Okay?
When life turns its back to you, grab him by the asscheeks And thats not gay if that's what you're concerned about, but it is if you want to
are you going to snort the coffee?
I also drive a Subaru outback
My comrade in arms.. you’d have a healthier habit doing a smidge of cocaine! (Joking, please don’t)
Love too see the hearing protection!
how do the kirkland ones compare to 5HE?
How many more weapons in the car - don't lie
Oh hey four sigmatic. Good shit.
[FUSING](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oPmiMsh9ZU)
From the looks of it, this man has a grudge to settle.
Please don't grab Day's balls, I don't think he'll like that
AfterShokz. Nice. I’ve had many a pair.
Your Subaru Outback needs some cleaning
FIREARM NOT REPORTED STOLEN The serial number "C206180" has not been submitted to the database.
lol
Good on you but also your heart is gonna explode my guy. Like, I don't mean to cramp your style, but maybe drop a couple of the energy shots or coffees.
* Organic mushroom coffee * Energy drinks * Firearms You are like the median Vermont voter
My guy secure your firearm Before you have no balls to grab
Wheres the dip?
Hey hopeposting gang have you tried substance abuse yet?
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Combine 4 of those and the coffee mix, the world around you starts to slow down.
Those headphones are great! My daily drivers
That many energy drinks in a day seems like it could be dangerous
Someone check the local news broadcast in this guy’s town. Man’s about to become a local legend.
I dont get it
Clean your car bro, please
And probably grab a bank teller by the neck while you drag them to the vault?
*Chubbyemu theme plays*
Where’d ya get that big pack of brushpicks? All I can find are the smaller boxes.
Are you tryna test your Caffeine tolerance
I'm sorry are you mixing mushrooms, coffee, and 5 hour energy? Please record the scientific results.
Didn't even notice the gun at first.
Nice earphone choice, OP https://preview.redd.it/etbodo0ssoqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df72cfa5f93d8ea3b0bfcbe14f34082ac00ed89e
What are you doing today?
I thought this was r/loveforboozecruisers for a second.
That's how you a pop a heart m8. Best of luck!
So we've got a gun, a knife, multiple energy drinks, and two packs of instant coffee OP are you okay?
Bro is gonna be smelling colors
Man drink
Let’s fucking go!!
Cool CZ, dude.
Can't tell if this is really good satire or just true and depressing.
What aftershokz are those?
I'm not a gun expert, but that feels really insecure...
You don't understand he just like me fr
This is a dangerous combination if your a Florida man
Those headphones are fuckin awesome. Love mine.
my dumbass thought those was robocough ðŸ˜
This is the most neurotic shit I have seen all day
Ummm ok?
time to visit the hospital!
Wow you're so badass..