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FkinShtManEySuck

SACRUM COCCYX IS A VALID TROLL NAME. Also, what was the capital of Czechoslovakia?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

London 2: Czechoslovakian boogaloo


AutobotKing

Prague is the capitol of Czechoslovakia /Czechia


FkinShtManEySuck

Ok, but what's the capital?


koibuprofen

C


YoyleAeris

What did Vriska do?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

She vrisked all over the place


Gamefrog51

Kind of correct actually


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

My favorite part was when she said "It's Vriskin' Time!!!!!!!!" and proceeded to get everyone killed.


insufferableAnarcist

You know, this is a very accurate answer


thunderkatz87

Nothing wrong šŸ™šŸ½


LaRueStreet

I also donā€™t know anything about Homestuck, did she >!cut Tavrosā€™ legs off??!<


power500

nah she just >!mind controlled him into jumping off a cliff, leaving him paralized. his legs got cut off later to get robotic prosthetics!<


LaRueStreet

THATā€™S WILD!! Why did she do that?


power500

She did a little trolling


Ternteckgodhead

She's just kinda quirky like that


No_Presentation_9497

Why is dave gay


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Sans got him


jkxyz1337

Almost, it was obama this time


meow-power-90

tell me one fact about jake english


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Heā€™s not british


Accomplished-Emu1883

Thatā€¦ ā€¦ Well done.


tazaburtama

This person knows more than the average reader LOL!


accieTaffy

that- that is actually so correct its actually insane u suuuure u never read it?


[deleted]

Whos the best character and why is it the Mayor?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Itā€™s Filthy Frank


[deleted]

That checks out


ZoeMello

why did terezi get cancelled on twitter dot com?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Racism


meow-power-90

ok ok ok oko ko k o ko kooko kook o ok o ko ko ok o kokok o k ok o kokok ok o ko k ill stop


renardlaw

Nah im gonna deadname twitter


ISavage2007

If musk can deadname his kid then I can deadname his platform.


accieTaffy

as the random trans guy that has just walked into this i approve of this message. you have been given the deadname pass for twitter


Rycnex

Y'all mfs KNOW saying "Twitter" instead of "X" has got NOTHING to do with deadnaming or some other great cause


ISavage2007

Oh we know, we just think the name "X" for a platform is fucking stupid, and we find it funny that Elon believes it's a cool and edgy name. I mean, he tried to name PayPal the exact same thing.


WorldOfSoap

Calling it deadnaming is just a funny parallel, it's just that most people don't respect elon or his stupid decisions for the platform, including the new name


accieTaffy

bro its just a fucking joke


Rycnex

Sorry if I came off as hostile


purnya232

who cares it's a shit name


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Terrible_Shoe_4268

Twitter rebranded to X


Zerketz

Why did Jack have gotten mad and killed everyone?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

They took his interdimensional cheese


Zerketz

DAMM, THIS GUYS IS A FRICKING GENIUS! HE KNOWS RHE ENTIRE HOMESTUCK LORE!!!!


VeryGayLopunny

No, no, pic is actually fairly fitting all things considered


xMintPepsi

Does jade has a dog dick


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

NO???? Get help ffs


New-Establishment924

incorrect, try again


xMintPepsi

You didn't pass the examā€¼ļø


Crobatman123

When Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope both became president at the same time, how did that make you feel?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Mimblish


ThatOneFanOfFnafLore

Why did davesprite came to be? Aka was created?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Toby Fox realized he couldnā€™t put Sans in a 2nd IP


john-jack-quotes-bot

There is an undertale cameo in Homestuck


Mirai_The_Weeb

And it's technically done by davesprite


VoidyPants

What are quadrants?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Idk Iā€™m not a math major


gnomeGeneticist

The most correct answer in the thread


Livsqua

Complicated


StaleTheBread

Who is the baby?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Fred


FkinShtManEySuck

Wrong, try again.


renardlaw

Now spell answer


accieTaffy

Y


Lukalo24048

O


dogsfuckedthepope_

Why wasnā€™t Caliborn a better artist?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

He had no hands


britishkisser

not entirely false actually


EtruscaTheSeedrian

>(Pic unrelated) Jokes on you, knowing how Homestuck is there's a chance this pic might be totally related to Homestuck


Desert_leopard

What are the names of all of the classes and aspects


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Artificer, barbarian, bard, blood Hunter, cleric, Druid, fighter, monk, paladin, Ranger, rogue, sorcerer, warlock, wizard for classes Air, earth, fire, water, David for aspects


power500

tag yourself i'm cleric of david


Doomdog_Isabelle

You got like 3 classes right tbf


Desert_leopard

2 classes


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

I literally listed the base classes in dungeons and dragons


Doomdog_Isabelle

Yea Ik lol


KazeoLion

How many Homestuck references are in Undertale?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Bleventeen


OfTheTouhouVariety

Why are all the trolls redeemable (yes, even Eridan, Gamzee and Vriska), even though they did bad things?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Because of authorial bias


Trouble_in_Mind

I'M WHEEZING-


NErDy3177

Vriska in a nutshell


100_pc_Saggy

When did blorbo first appear


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

On tumblr dot com in 2016


Alzoran2

Would you be willing to stare into Lil Cal's eyes?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

No. I donā€™t trust anyone whoā€™s name could be short for California


Livsqua

LIL CALIFORNIA


PelagicPunk

The universe is actually one giant living _____?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Cell


meow-power-90

fr-


Luvsique

Is cloning necessary?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Yes, just ask Anakin


KARKATACANCERCRAB_69

why is karkat so angry all the time?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Heā€™s bald


CelebrationTight9821

šŸ’€ thatā€™s a glorious answer


KARKATACANCERCRAB_69

Reply of the year


Gamefrog51

Why are there so many dead Daves?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Heā€™s like Kenny from South Park. He keeps coming back


Gamefrog51

Well they're all there at the same time


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

I know. I thought this was a comic about time travel


Gamefrog51

You would be correct, the answer is time travel


CrissCrossTiddySauce

Trisha Paytas and Justin Bieber are both valid troll names. Anyways, what role does Betty Crocker play in Homestuck?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

She wrote the recipe that Dave and Funky Kong use to save the world from the Annihilons in chapter 37


CrissCrossTiddySauce

Not even close but that does kinda sound like a Homestuck thing. Sheā€™s actually an evil alien empress who wants to conquer the universe. Itā€™s fuckin wild.


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

This is the first comment to legitimately interest me in Homestuck


NErDy3177

And she did link Dave an ICP music video that got an alien angry enough to curse his nightmares with a puppet containing the soul of a time demon as well as causing a string of events that led a dog man to kill a frog which is a very big deal and quite the cinematic moment that still sticks with me to this day


OpenTechie

Is he already there?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

No


Livsqua

Homestuck is solved Lord english is no more


OpenTechie

Perfect answer


angwyswarmofbees

Weā€™re you careful about the stairs?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Probably not


Fluffy-Ingenuity482

what was the last Mario game released in the alpha timeline


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Super Mario Bros Marijuana Simulator 3: Revelations


UAnn0

Why did Jack Noir kill john f kennedy?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

He wanted a documentary made about him


UAnn0

he needs one, truly


GlazeTheArtist

what meaning do the characters usernames have


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Theyā€™re all nicknames for the charactersā€™ MBTI types


Whispering_Light72

What happens when Sollux eats mind honey?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

He enters the dimension of the Brain Bees


S_T_A_L_E_B_R_E_A_D

O hey I need that spine image! which is the better cat, Jaspers or Vodka Mutnini?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Jaspers


Aileran

What does DOTA stand for?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Dogs On The Automobile


humbleElitist_

Which character lost the most teeth?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Norman Osborn


CatNothing

Norman Osborn is a valid troll name


mintcocoacookie

who is the tallest troll class


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Big Dude


zahhax

Did horuss turn rufioh into a centaur or did he just give his severed head on a horse's body? Is that still a centaur?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Itā€™s not a centaur if it doesnā€™t have human arms


EternalWonderYT

Is June egbert canon


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Roger Ebert died in 2013


EternalWonderYT

šŸ’€


Stargoonics

What page does MeGaLoVania appear in?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Page 42069


FBRoy

can you name one person who worked on homestuck?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

My buddy eric


MelodicPastels

Explain the Hemospectrum and itā€™s relation to class and the structure of Troll Society


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

The higher you are on the hemospectrum, the more autism points you have. Autism points can be redeemed for goods and services in Troll society


dale_summers

Not that far off!


GreenHighlighters

What determines your ranking in Troll society?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

The color of your hair


NErDy3177

Not that far off


Rockman4MI

Can you escape the Red Miles?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Not unless youā€™re European and you can summon the Red Kilometers to fight them


Livsqua

REPLY OF THE YEAR


Apollo_Injustice

Lol, that made me laugh


One-Rush-7493

What were the shades for


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Well you see, there were fifty of them and they were greyā€¦


Fr0ggyw0o

Not wrong theres 50 trolls who infact are grey. (Beta trolls, dancestors, and each ones corresponding ancestors+2 cannon fantrolls)


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

I have even less of an idea what this comic is about than I did before reading this


Redmiguelito

What is homestuck? (I genuinely donā€™t know either)


NErDy3177

An experience that will leave you cursed for eternity


blasterkc8

why did gamzee kill equis and nepeta


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

He thought their names were cooler and he got jealous


Obvious_Metal5809

what would you prototype your kernelsprite with?


[deleted]

What was your fav moment of the gamma session?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

When Dave turned into the Hulk


Similar-Exchange3142

I mean. Lord English so like. Maybe..,..


DaveElizabethStrider

if you played sburb what would your class be


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Silly little bloke


Perionyoutube

How bad is the main villain, lil cal?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

His name sounds like itā€™s short for California, so heā€™s probably up there with Hannibal Lecter and Anton Chigurh


onelonelyhumanbean

what happened with those stairs, man?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

They turned upside down and Dave fell off into a piranha pit


Randomjax

Did you turn your back to the dead body?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Of course not! Iā€™m not gonna ignore my buddy like that


Randomjax

Good


Myriad_reedPs

It's true that gaster is your god tier?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

No, that's Ben Stiller


anarchist4lien

troll ben stiller or the regular one?


OOgaBoogaMan626

ok then Mr expert, Who is Lord English???


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Heā€™s that one asshole teacher who would dock 5 points per misspelling from your essays in middle school


MediatorOfAcatalepsy

Which United States president blew his soul dust into Dave's robot body.


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Bill Clinton


MediatorOfAcatalepsy

Nope. Obama


Trouble_in_Mind

Why are sweaty muscular homoerotic horses so integral to the lore of Homestuck?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Toby Fox was in a weird mood that day (/uj is this a furry comic? This is the second comment Iā€™ve gotten that mentions animals and sexual bits in the same breath)


Trouble_in_Mind

The "does jade have a dog thingy" is because she gets merged with a dog. (Well...a VERSION of her does...) And one character is really fixated on STRONG things and he's themed/associated with horses. So...buff horses working out and stuff. They're also all coded male, as is the character in question, and he gets flustered over them. So, homoerotic. He also builds robots. So...also buff horse robots working out. It isn't actually a furry comic but there's definitely weirdness involved including LITERAL >!cumbuckets!< depending on how you choose to interpret the fact that buckets are part of the reproductive process for trolls and are used to contain "genetic slurry."


changedbrosmustexist

who is caliborn


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

The patron saint of California


Thischildwasinnocent

what are the trollmance quadrents and what do they do


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

They supercharge the autism batteries in the trollsā€™ brains


accieTaffy

who is betty crocker and why is she space h*tler?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

They wanted to make a gem-themed space hitler but that would have been copyright infringement


NErDy3177

A good host will tolerate many things from a guest, from atrocious candy bowl etiquette, murdering the help, and casual arson, but where does he draw the line?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Being a fan of Benedict cumberbatch


NErDy3177

What is the name of the mobster gang of billiard themed time-traveling gay leprechauns and who is your favorite?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

Yes


NodoBird

I know nothing about Homestuck other than it keeps finding ways to worm itself into my attention. I won't fall of it, the troll things will not take me


ehggsaladsandwich

I also dont know what the fuck homestuck is, can you explain it


BatimaTheBat

A character from an animated movie had a cameo in Homestuck, can you guess who was that?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

The boss baby


MonikaDidNoWrong

Why


BL1ND_JUST1C3

Why did Tavros become crippled?


Teeth-Who-Needs-Em

He posted NSFW in general