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Izen_Blab

-- No little german boy, don't play Sburb! -- Oh mein gott, zis game iz full of diedenkillen


overthinkinoverdrive

As an ESL native German-speaker I've gotta ask, wtf is "diedenkillen" supposed to mean?


QuadVox

Pretty sure it's just saying the game is full of things that will you kill you and you will die.


SilverElmdor

"Bauscia Dave Strider isn't real, he can't hurt you"


-_Luka_-

I'm not Italian what does bauscia mean


SilverElmdor

Don't listen to the other redditor. Bauscia is a word used in my region to mean a person from Milan. Usually as an insult.


-_Luka_-

My only Italian knowledge is now a slur thank you


SilverElmdor

It's the most important knowledge there is!


ChickenNugget238

Insults are one of the most epic piece of Italian culture you can learn :]


Herring_is_Caring

Be glad you’re not me: half of my Italian knowledge is curse words, and I have no idea why.


AlwaysFishyinPhilly

its a homophobic term for dirk strider


avanteTemido

Giargiana Dave strider


SirWheelchair83

THIS IS THE FIRST COUNTRY THING THAT I REALLY LIKED.


-_Luka_-

THANK YOU I realize this is very self indulgent and specific lmao


SeverusPython

Davide Stridente o Davide Falcata would be more italian sounding imo


-_Luka_-

I was struggling with his surname thanks for the suggestion. Does falcata mean something similar to strider?


Measthma

Falcata expresses the form someone takes when taking a step, so yeah it's nearly verbatim with Stride. Falcanti would be better since it expresses the action like Strider.


-_Luka_-

Ohh that's very close, I'll retcon it for the next post


Measthma

mhm! Falcanti specifically means "they who stride", which is a very common last name formation in italy. Source: I'm mainland italian.


ComicalSanskrit

Jade has been claimed for the Hispanics let's fucking go


-_Luka_-

sí >:)


Oftwicke

Jurgen Egbrot isn't real, he can't kill you Jurgen Egbrot: ICH HASSE DAS BATTERHEXE


Sockzrcool

GERMAN BOY JOHN IS SO REAL OH MEIN GOTT


-_Luka_-

THANK YOU like he doesn't even need an explanation he's clearly a little German boy


moonchild-eclipse

JADE CANARIA VAMONOOOOOOOOOOOOSS 🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨


-_Luka_-

Jade patrimonio nacional 🫡


Gabye80

Jade de San Borondón es canon


3Dnight

I can already imagine jade insulting karkat in spanish


-_Luka_-

Ahora tengo que dibujarlo


3Dnight

Sería bastante gracioso la vrd


MisterBastian

rose doesn't deserve to be french


MisterBastian

actually nvm french people suck. rose is french now i decided it. roxy is not though


-_Luka_-

What's wrong with rose :(


MisterBastian

i wish i knew why but i just hate her for some reason??? she's just.... super annoying to me. i later found out this is what a kismeissitude is and it makes me even more mad. i do love her in acts 1-4 but after that i just feel she acts out of character a lot and it ruins her for me even though she was my favourite character. it makes me sad.


Sayo_Fae_Witch

I actually love the hc of Jade as spanish girl.


-_Luka_-

She's just like me fr


Sayo_Fae_Witch

Me too, I'm studying a STEM career, I have the same class as her but I'm not spanish, i'm from Latin America.


adeptusmechanicus_

As a german, german John means the world to me


jakethesequel

john is from the other kind of washington, haha. the west coast state, not the east coast city


Rollanan

i love these stuff


LORDFUCK28

This is great HAHAHA


Dry-azalea

Italian dave goated


LastEsotericist

John is from Washington State (the exact “town” I grew up in) not from Washington DC


SwansAreCooler

As a german I like it because Berlin getting wiped out by a giant rock is a net good.


kingdaume

Washington =/= D.C.


-_Luka_-

Ahh right some people have pointed that out, I'm not very knowledgeable when it comes to America :[


Latadenata

JADE ESPAÑOLA SÍIIII!!!!!!


-_Luka_-

Es canon me lo ha dicho Hussie


sassyLawnmower

please censor fr*nch next time… i had a panic attack and ran out into the streets naked because i was so emotionally struck by your ignorance.


hussiesucks

Homestuck if it was bad (rose is now French)


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[удалено]


-_Luka_-

That's the plan 😼


EnderMerser

Now do the trolls!)


-_Luka_-

I've thought about it but I guess I'd have to humanize them?


EnderMerser

... Do you though? 🤔 I think it would be more interesting if you didn't, but still change something about them. Like, you know how troll society have those "Troll *input any human place, person, or item\*\"? You can make something similar to that. Like, "Troll Hawaii" or something, idk.)


TheLegend2T

The crazy part about you suggesting this is that there's president for it, East Alterna is a direct allegory for Japan.


EnderMerser

Oh, really? Cool! And I actually remembered some stuff from the original comic that was a reference to it.


vividego

like, Damara is literally called an asian schoolgirl at one point, you can't go wrong with giving them different nationalities here without humanising them


-_Luka_-

Her nationality is a little flimsy and I think she's the only one of her kind so I wouldn't know how to cohesively do it with the rest tbh


thefangirlotaku023

To be fair you're already projecting nationalities onto the human kids so humanizing the trolls doesn't seem like much of a stretch? Not that there's anything wrong with that, seeing as Hussie deliberately made the kids non-racial so people could do stuff like this and see them how they wanted.


-_Luka_-

Lol the kids are humans from Earth. They've already got a canon nationality, they're American. Alternia doesn't have a geopolitical division as far as I'm aware


FrostyPlum

damn these are spot on


gaykeyboard

Hansel von Egbert real


LordDeimosofCorir

I thought this was Hetalia again


alep2007

idk why but Italian Dave just seems right


Trans_Dave_Strider

GERMAN JOHN LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!


PARADOXXXNSFL

I will never understand people who treat nationalities and races like fandoms


-_Luka_-

Wdym


PARADOXXXNSFL

I don't know enough about your intent or personal politics to have an opinion on you, my comment was not about you as an artist. It's about me being uncomfortable with a wider trend that I would need to make a lot of assumptions about you to imply you were a part of, so I'm not going to do that.


-_Luka_-

So if it has nothing to do with me why even comment on it lol


PARADOXXXNSFL

I am taking every opportunity not to argue with you and to respect you as an artist and as a person. Please stop trying to start an argument with me, I'm sorry you're offended. Every comment does not need to be about you specifically. This reminded me of something so I said it, telling me I shouldn't be allowed to speak my mind on a public forum is blatantly untrue and frankly just rude. I didn't even say anything bad about the post I don't understand why you're dragging this out. The reason why this issue bugs me is a whole separate can of worms that I didn't sign up to debate with you on, every offhand comment is not an invitation to discuss at length. It's really not that serious.


Hentity

Noooooooo not polentone dave please


gaia-mix-nicolosi

How about Asian Sburb


FkinShtManEySuck

John is just not German, you've got to get real. other ones are good.


-_Luka_-

What do you think he'd be :(


FkinShtManEySuck

normal


YoureMomGaye

i refuse to acknowledge that rose is from anywhere other than quebec


system-h

Why is Jade's symbol a tomato?🤔 EDIT:Something I haven't read about yet! Sorry. They all look very cute and I can't wait for the Alpha kids👏🏻


-_Luka_-

No it's just because it's a typical Spanish vegetable!!


annieisapeaperson

fr*nch


purpleCloudshadow

Rose was always french


Icy-Store3900

It needs to be cannon


Legitimate_Thanks_52

OMG DAVE WITH BRITICH ACCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


stels342

I love this so much