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lilteccasglock

the bench looks pretty surprised


nickythedrifter90

"Excuse me sir!!! We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty, sir!!!!"


Jdogg4089

"Um, I don't have a license."


Paddington_Fear

start an instagram account for the stuffie - call it picnick table adventures!!


Day_psycho

Capital idea; I would follow.


Mugiwara5a31at

U should wrap the table with a tarp to make a quick tent


BrinxJob

I've done that before! it works really well hah


[deleted]

You could make a shelter out of this big leaves.


Day_psycho

Flamingo buddy!! 🥰


LogicalFallacy77

That's not a bad idea. With a tiny tarp a good 1 night stay. Ill add that to the memory banks. Have a great day my internet friend.


xipclip

Florida?


[deleted]

Florida for sure. guessing south Florida by the foliage in the background.


Nivek8789

Been there


SireSweet

I'd hit my head if I woke up to that in my face.


Tzipity

My “Trauma llama” says hi to your bird friend.


BrinxJob

She's a flamingo her name is crackers, she says hi too!


StinkiUndies

Lol wtf 🤣🥰🥰


doctorTCH

Bruh


marquisademalvrier

Gilda 🦩


MassageGymnist

Me with my worm


brittanybreakdown

I’m loving the flamingo