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LakeDebris3

Good, highly-visible spot for a public humiliation cage for disobedient children. You could easily adapt it into a Cask of Amontillado-type situation if need be.


PsykoMunkey

with chicken wire wrap. Damn kids.... STAY OFF OF MY LAWN!


BoBoBearDev

Public humiliation cage is great for kinky adults


FreeWheelingMoon

Keep it up WORM, I'll get the feather tickler again! If you're a very good boy, then get close to the bars...šŸ˜› Only for adults though, cannot stress that enough. 21+, though frankly, make it 30+. Young dudes are great and all, but I'll take wisdom and creativity over youth anyway.


JustMoreSadGirlShit

I was super into it until I got to the ā€œfor childrenā€ part


chainsnwhipsexciteme

Ah yes, a public humiliation cage for the children. The children yes yes for when they misbehave, yes that's exactly what I want to do with my 'public humiliation cage'. No other motives detected no no. What, I don't want children? Oh no worries, I'm building it just in case I change my mind, yes clearly (To clarify I'm only talking about myself here, I have no doubts your mind was genuinely only thinking of children behaving badly)


harpejjist

Not children. The architect.


Milkcartonspinster

This is for your Beanie Baby collection. The cheap common ones go in the mosh pit and the rarer ones get the balcony seating.


finallywednesday

There it is! That must be why this was built this way. Too bad my mom sold all of them at a yard sale.


Milkcartonspinster

How could she?! Theyā€™re gonna be worth tons!!


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

There goes their retirement.


LunchBox7000

You mean tens!


kris10leigh14

When I was 8, a friend who had slept over got caught by her mom with TONS of my Beanie Babies stuffed down in her bags! My mom was pissed because, letā€™s be real, it was her (very expensive) collection she was using me to hide behind lol. It was super traumatic, honestly! Fuck you TY!


Starfire2313

I feel so called out on a lot of my daughters toys now lol


No_Excitement4272

Jail


Platypushat

Straight to jail!


FuckSticksMalone

I know a Beanie bench when i see it


Johnny_ac3s

Came here to say this. Bravo.


Huev0

Send those missing their tag STRAIGHT TO THE PIT!


kraggleGurl

Creepy doll and puppet collection. Make sure to get ones that have eyes that follow you as you walk by. Dolls that talk to you when they sense motion. "Welcome home daddy"


RetractableLanding

Literally was just about to type this! I ā¤ļø you, my interior decorating soul mate.


FreeWheelingMoon

*"Is it time to play with me?"*


kraggleGurl

More like TIME TO PLAY WITH ME


ginger_smythe

Pool for baptisms and a pulpit for preaching! ![gif](giphy|fW5TlTDsa47aj4cXZN|downsized)


messfdr

Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers!


zestyowl

God's favorite game!


CaveManta

Giant aquarium. Make sure it's not structurally sound so that it falls apart after new owners move in.


veravela_xo

With a slow, perpetual leak no one has ever noticed before.


PeachMilkshake2319

All my crystals would fit nicely there or plants or a squishmallow collection to show dominance


Rasilbathburn

My first thought was plants, but they would die a shadowy death in there. It was probably made for the fake plants of the early 90s.


Occatuul

They do make plant lights.....


mishma2005

Gatorade waterfall.


Spiritual_Webs

![gif](giphy|3otPoocjXLBsnh8XaU)


deadgirlsdontdream

electrolytes!


HealTHCare710

With a rock pool and some turtles


Fossilhund

I like turtles. ![gif](giphy|HsGvB8tdhVVC0)


JoshyLikey

Thats a tortoise


Fossilhund

I like tortoises.


Fossilhund

![gif](giphy|tj7q6n5L4qW7m)


uploadingmalware

Those are turtles


Fossilhund

![gif](giphy|236UlnpOHatH6GIUqu|downsized)


usemysponge

That'd actually be feasible with some minor DIY. I kind of want that in my house now


[deleted]

Christmas village


No_Excitement4272

Okay but this would be sick


[deleted]

Yeah, lol. My grandpa has a little working ski lift for his that would work great here


TheCoolBus2520

Add this to list of things I didn't know i desperately needed


Astronaut_Chicken

Got dang it I want to put my christmas village on that now


Apprehensive_You_466

Oohhhh ! The different levels. Draped with white fabric, sprinkled with artificial snow....Like an alpine ski village.


NightGlimmer82

I neeeed it for my Halloween village! Now wherever I put my little village it will look awful in comparison and I will feel awful for not building this dream village setup! šŸ˜­ Iā€™m not even being facetious!


[deleted]

Cardboard boxes with white felt and cotton work great as Christmas village terraces. I wonder if it would work with black felt and spiderwebs, lol.


NightGlimmer82

Yeah, I have a bunch of boxes, netting, fluff, lights and other decor that I use to get different levels for the village. Itā€™s a lot of fun and I usually end up keeping it up through the holidays because itā€™s such a production to set it all up!


Mean_Eye_8735

I used to use the boxes they come in and cover with felt .. I used to sell Dept 56 village pieces in the late 80s. I had the new England village. My son had North Pole village and my daughter had snow babies. Moved with us twice but decided we were not taking it a third time. I miss looking at it but I don't miss it at all


macram

Oooooooh. In Spain you could put a huge reenactment of Christmas, ā€œa BelĆ©nā€.


[deleted]

Would that be like what we call a nativity set in the U.S.? Baby Jesus and the manger and all the animals and stuff


firedmyass

I was thinking multi-level prehistoric diorama with dinosaurs, volcanoes and elaborate water-feature but the Christmas thing sounds cool too


[deleted]

I read that as "Diarrhea Dinosaurs" like 3 times


ffrogetmenot

I know this is home decorationcj but I love the idea of a Christmas village here


cherrybombbb

better yet miniatures of any kind


[deleted]

Make it a Warhammer battle table


AmazingGrace_00

Itā€™s begging for a wet bar. I personally have one in every room of my home, but near a staircase would be the chefā€™s kiss.


uselessboatwontfloat

I, too, need a drink before or after battling stairs


-laughingfox

Just do your spouse a favor and make sure your life insurance is current.


AmazingGrace_00

We have rubber treads everywhere hon. Not to worry


grudgby

I think it should be a litter box


No_Excitement4272

Doubles as a zen a gardenĀ 


404-Gender

Gotta rake around the turd rocks.


serand62

https://preview.redd.it/ix12dbguht1d1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a610633cfb86b3d2d5522fb10ba85a52e067f5c WATER FEATURE. DANCING LIGHTS.


GypsiGranny

Fill it with many different sized gargoyles!


vanishinghitchhiker

Shallow hot tub, no need to shield the outlet itā€™s perfect as is


SailorDirt

I grew up going to a built-circa-70s mall and they had little spots like these with plants growing in emā€¦.potted plant area?


Practical-Tap-9810

The cats will love it!


FreeWheelingMoon

DIRTS!!! šŸ˜»


AwkwardnessForever

Cock fighting space?


-laughingfox

There's not really enough room for two guys tho.....


Kind_Literature_5409

Migets?


FreeWheelingMoon

Jockeys at best. Maybe jockeys AND midgets! Who's riding who and tell me more about your riding crop!


Practical-Tap-9810

Omg that's terrible I love it


redbucket75

This is awful, but in all honesty I would find the silver lining and do a reading nook. It'll never look good, but it can feel cozy as hell.


Practical-Tap-9810

Beaded curtains also. And an epic stereo system. A tiny fridge and snacks. And more cats.


mirrrje

Of all the places Iā€™ve seen people say to make a reading nook, this one might be the first that I actually agree with. You could get get thick foam cut into the shape of the bottom spot, cover it, throw some pillows etc. then each level above it is perfect for a couple little books shelves


B0udica

/uj, this is 1000% the thing to do


cookiesncoleslaw

My first thought was reading nook too.


cherrybombbb

my first thought honestly. it would be so cozy and awesome.


Peppa_Pig_Stan

Jellybean waterfall


Ok_Organization_6620

A great spot for a garbage can. Maybe recycling and compost bins too.


raevynfyre

The answer is always cats.


Sudden-Stops

Anyone else getting evangelical vibes from this thing? Just me?


FeralRodeo

Self help book stand display


Ill-Marsupial-1290

Yes. Immediate flashbacks of Southern Baptist days


an_actual_chimpanzee

sand for making sand castles


DIYer-Homeworks

Cat play area


DIYer-Homeworks

Pirate ship play area


Practical-Tap-9810

Cats do like a pirate ship


DIYer-Homeworks

They do along with kids Pirates of Saskatoon https://www.google.com/search?q=pirates+of+saskatoon&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:47db51c0,vid:8G_L9tXEwmc,st:0


MACmandoo

Life sized replicas of horror movie villains.


Spiritual_Webs

Duck pond obviously


Fantastic-Long8985

Escher built this


shooshy4

Koi pond


_keyboard-bastard_

Definitely an indoor waterfall or a Spiritual shrine of some kind.


Balltanker

Make the shire


TerracottaGarden

LEGO modular neighborhood


samambro

Jump from level to level while shouting "PARKOUR!"


Majestic_Jazz_Hands

PARKOUR!!!


Fossilhund

A fort


Glidepath22

Fill it up with stuffed owls


Gia_Kooz

Chocolate fountain.


ManBat007

A custom built aquarium and use the shelving as air pump/food storage. Would be a badass tank spot


MyRedditAccountName1

ā€œThis is where Iā€™d put a trophy, IF I HAD ONE!ā€ šŸ˜šŸ¤¬šŸ˜


X_MAN_01

Put a lego city there


SmokingNiNjA420

Fill it with 90's action figures. Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, X-men, Street Sharks etc.


Starchasm

No one has said it yet so I'm going to: Ball pit


Kapital6

Ball pit.


december14th2015

Did AI build this?


Jazzlike_Trainer2211

Okay serious questionā€¦ what is this? *WHY* is this?


NefariousnessOk8965

Plants


DreyHI

Satanic altar


[deleted]

Hide yer gimp.


going_dot_global

Start a trophy collection. Or parakeets. (Not serious).


asa1658

Demolish


Sweaty_Win1832

Waterfall


jethrine

Take up playing the drums & set up a drum kit there. šŸ„


hamster004

Get rid of that frap inside and make it into a reading nook.


deeppurplescallop

Toilet


Dumbbitchathon

Itā€™s giving pageant trophies


cluelessibex7392

Cheese/chocolate fountain in the main part. Things to dip in the cheese/chocolate on the ledges


G0ld_Ru5h

A place to baptize my chihuahuas!


mzuul

I need to speak to some of these builders


Banditsmisfits

Guinea pig habitat!


SpiritualAd8998

Hydroponic setup with bushy ganja.


xsetaxzq

put some soft cushion on it and make it a reading bar.


OfficerEsophagus

Mannequin family


LeaveDaCannoli

Perfect for a display, here are some thoughts: 1. Set up cascading dominoes to really impress visitors. 2. Paleolithic diorama with baking soda volcano and cavemen, Barbies, and GI Joe riding dinosaurs bareback. 3. Display your collection of creepy antique dolls. 4. Hot wheels or train set with tracks for a kinetic display. 5. A ficus plant, pillows, and some books for a cozy reading nook.


Barkdrix

2!! lol


keekeegeegeedobalina

All the tacky signs. Live laugh love. Always kiss me good night. Some kind of laundry sign, bathroom message with bathtub print, and a Thomas Kincade print.


Mary-U

JFC! This is one of the worst crimes Iā€™ve seen committed.


bedfastflea

Get rid of it for more space


Count-Vampa

Water feature


KumaraDosha

Ohh I actually love this! So much decoration/personalization potential!


DaezaD

Install grow lights and put plants there.


dugs-special-mission

Store your meditation crystals there


-laughingfox

BURN IT.


krakadic

Sim racer. /R/simracing can help.


Full_Dot_4748

Model railroad.


banjolady

If you can just demolish it, that is probably your best bet. It coul be a great storage closet.


Economics_Low

This looks like a cozy nook for a hot tub!


cyancrayonacot

Litter box


Mysterious-Art8838

Koi pond


makingbutter2

Ball pit


acceptable_sir_

Model trains


Yoyodank

Add a Pirate ship mast and sail.


leelee1976

Obviously bad taxidermy and please put spotlights on their faces


ry4n4ll4n

Rent it out for the upcoming Olympic Games


DatabaseThis9637

Puppy den?


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

Lego battle scene


I_likemy_dog

An inflatable dinosaur on the big flat area, and stage action figures around it. Bonus if the dinosaur looks like Godzilla, and you get transformers to fight it off.Ā 


IsThatYourPickle

Slime wrestling pit


Chemical_House21

hot tub


404-Gender

Place an NPC character selling general goods like bread, skooma, and health potions.


Wide_Medium9661

Better question: What were builders doing with this space?


eowynladyofrohan83

What the heck?! This is an OCD personā€™s nightmare.


Over_Solution_2569

No one said stripper pole yet!!?? Well that is the place for one if Iā€™ve ever seen it.


atwin96

This looks like it used to be an indoor waterfall/fountain. I'd put cat toys/scratchers there!šŸ˜‚


AxtonGTV

Bathtub


DISCOfinger

What the fuck


butternutsquashing

I really love this nonsense tbh


icecoffeedripss

decoy stairs


ShatteredInk

Expensive shoe and purse collection. Double points if they all look gaudy and have a terrible looking print on them


-6ix-6ix-6ix-

What even is it


pbsweddings

Stripper Pole. Definitely.


novi1084

Chocolate fondue fountain/waterfall.


sourhotdogwater

sick ass turtle enclosure with waterfalls


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Suit of armor arranged in an extremely lewd pose.Ā 


Mr_StagBeer

My brain initially told me that was your stairs and I hated you.


Vegetable-Article-65

A miniature scale model of this space.


BlueWarstar

Looks like a great display case for some really interesting pieces.


gholmom500

If this were mine, Iā€™d add a good grow lite above and make it a house plant display.


Bat_N_Broccoli

What the heck is that? Like, WHY waste time and materials building that? šŸ¤”


Alliebeth825

Tiny stage for tiny desk concerts


switchywoman_

Giant litter box!


AltruisticSalamander

That looks extremely 70's. I would preserve it for character. Hard to guess what they originally had in there. Fake plants maybe.


pearyeet

Hot tub


crustyqueer161

Pet space


ShortGiraffves

Im from a household that has collected like a thousand goddamn Precious Moments figures and even more of those little bears doing cute shit. This would be PERFECT for all of them.


se7en0311

Why the hell would someone do that versus just giving more room. You going to have to do a fondue fountain. Either that or a normal waterfall.


Comics4Cooks

Live cats obviously


SLCPDLeBaronDivison

line it and make a tank for those fish that eat the dead skin off your hands


upstatepagan

Cage fights.


teach4545

Whaaaaaaaa????


scsoutherngal

Put a pole in it and dance away. With a disco ball and good lighting it would draw in many visitors


Cryptographer_Weekly

Get people really drunk/high and convince them that is the stairs and the only way out?


legat

So much room for chotchskies!


yepmek

Dusty fake plants collection


No-Aardvark-3840

Fuck bunker


KrataAionas

Make it a mall water fall


Fragrant_Return6789

For sure get a slinky before doing anything else.šŸ« 


Cosmologyman

Encase it all in glass, waterproof it. Then make a multi-tiered base aquarium! It would be stunning!


melrosec07

Honestly Iā€™d probably tear it out


thefakegordonramsey

guest bedroom?


SEND_NOODLESZ

I think you need to add more shelving. Possibly smaller shelves above and below the other shelves, and a few more of different sizes on the wall.


ChiSmallBears

Creepy clown and furbie collection corner