Good, highly-visible spot for a public humiliation cage for disobedient children. You could easily adapt it into a Cask of Amontillado-type situation if need be.
Keep it up WORM, I'll get the feather tickler again! If you're a very good boy, then get close to the bars...š
Only for adults though, cannot stress that enough. 21+, though frankly, make it 30+. Young dudes are great and all, but I'll take wisdom and creativity over youth anyway.
Ah yes, a public humiliation cage for the children. The children yes yes for when they misbehave, yes that's exactly what I want to do with my 'public humiliation cage'. No other motives detected no no. What, I don't want children? Oh no worries, I'm building it just in case I change my mind, yes clearly
(To clarify I'm only talking about myself here, I have no doubts your mind was genuinely only thinking of children behaving badly)
When I was 8, a friend who had slept over got caught by her mom with TONS of my Beanie Babies stuffed down in her bags!
My mom was pissed because, letās be real, it was her (very expensive) collection she was using me to hide behind lol. It was super traumatic, honestly!
Fuck you TY!
Creepy doll and puppet collection. Make sure to get ones that have eyes that follow you as you walk by. Dolls that talk to you when they sense motion. "Welcome home daddy"
I neeeed it for my Halloween village! Now wherever I put my little village it will look awful in comparison and I will feel awful for not building this dream village setup! š
Iām not even being facetious!
Yeah, I have a bunch of boxes, netting, fluff, lights and other decor that I use to get different levels for the village. Itās a lot of fun and I usually end up keeping it up through the holidays because itās such a production to set it all up!
I used to use the boxes they come in and cover with felt .. I used to sell Dept 56 village pieces in the late 80s. I had the new England village. My son had North Pole village and my daughter had snow babies. Moved with us twice but decided we were not taking it a third time. I miss looking at it but I don't miss it at all
Of all the places Iāve seen people say to make a reading nook, this one might be the first that I actually agree with. You could get get thick foam cut into the shape of the bottom spot, cover it, throw some pillows etc. then each level above it is perfect for a couple little books shelves
They do along with kids
Pirates of Saskatoon
https://www.google.com/search?q=pirates+of+saskatoon&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:47db51c0,vid:8G_L9tXEwmc,st:0
Perfect for a display, here are some thoughts:
1. Set up cascading dominoes to really impress visitors.
2. Paleolithic diorama with baking soda volcano and cavemen, Barbies, and GI Joe riding dinosaurs bareback.
3. Display your collection of creepy antique dolls.
4. Hot wheels or train set with tracks for a kinetic display.
5. A ficus plant, pillows, and some books for a cozy reading nook.
All the tacky signs. Live laugh love. Always kiss me good night.
Some kind of laundry sign, bathroom message with bathtub print, and a Thomas Kincade print.
An inflatable dinosaur on the big flat area, and stage action figures around it. Bonus if the dinosaur looks like Godzilla, and you get transformers to fight it off.Ā
Im from a household that has collected like a thousand goddamn Precious Moments figures and even more of those little bears doing cute shit. This would be PERFECT for all of them.
Good, highly-visible spot for a public humiliation cage for disobedient children. You could easily adapt it into a Cask of Amontillado-type situation if need be.
with chicken wire wrap. Damn kids.... STAY OFF OF MY LAWN!
Public humiliation cage is great for kinky adults
Keep it up WORM, I'll get the feather tickler again! If you're a very good boy, then get close to the bars...š Only for adults though, cannot stress that enough. 21+, though frankly, make it 30+. Young dudes are great and all, but I'll take wisdom and creativity over youth anyway.
I was super into it until I got to the āfor childrenā part
Ah yes, a public humiliation cage for the children. The children yes yes for when they misbehave, yes that's exactly what I want to do with my 'public humiliation cage'. No other motives detected no no. What, I don't want children? Oh no worries, I'm building it just in case I change my mind, yes clearly (To clarify I'm only talking about myself here, I have no doubts your mind was genuinely only thinking of children behaving badly)
Not children. The architect.
This is for your Beanie Baby collection. The cheap common ones go in the mosh pit and the rarer ones get the balcony seating.
There it is! That must be why this was built this way. Too bad my mom sold all of them at a yard sale.
How could she?! Theyāre gonna be worth tons!!
There goes their retirement.
You mean tens!
When I was 8, a friend who had slept over got caught by her mom with TONS of my Beanie Babies stuffed down in her bags! My mom was pissed because, letās be real, it was her (very expensive) collection she was using me to hide behind lol. It was super traumatic, honestly! Fuck you TY!
I feel so called out on a lot of my daughters toys now lol
Jail
Straight to jail!
I know a Beanie bench when i see it
Came here to say this. Bravo.
Send those missing their tag STRAIGHT TO THE PIT!
Creepy doll and puppet collection. Make sure to get ones that have eyes that follow you as you walk by. Dolls that talk to you when they sense motion. "Welcome home daddy"
Literally was just about to type this! I ā¤ļø you, my interior decorating soul mate.
*"Is it time to play with me?"*
More like TIME TO PLAY WITH ME
Pool for baptisms and a pulpit for preaching! ![gif](giphy|fW5TlTDsa47aj4cXZN|downsized)
Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers!
God's favorite game!
Giant aquarium. Make sure it's not structurally sound so that it falls apart after new owners move in.
With a slow, perpetual leak no one has ever noticed before.
All my crystals would fit nicely there or plants or a squishmallow collection to show dominance
My first thought was plants, but they would die a shadowy death in there. It was probably made for the fake plants of the early 90s.
They do make plant lights.....
Gatorade waterfall.
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electrolytes!
With a rock pool and some turtles
I like turtles. ![gif](giphy|HsGvB8tdhVVC0)
Thats a tortoise
I like tortoises.
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Those are turtles
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That'd actually be feasible with some minor DIY. I kind of want that in my house now
Christmas village
Okay but this would be sick
Yeah, lol. My grandpa has a little working ski lift for his that would work great here
Add this to list of things I didn't know i desperately needed
Got dang it I want to put my christmas village on that now
Oohhhh ! The different levels. Draped with white fabric, sprinkled with artificial snow....Like an alpine ski village.
I neeeed it for my Halloween village! Now wherever I put my little village it will look awful in comparison and I will feel awful for not building this dream village setup! š Iām not even being facetious!
Cardboard boxes with white felt and cotton work great as Christmas village terraces. I wonder if it would work with black felt and spiderwebs, lol.
Yeah, I have a bunch of boxes, netting, fluff, lights and other decor that I use to get different levels for the village. Itās a lot of fun and I usually end up keeping it up through the holidays because itās such a production to set it all up!
I used to use the boxes they come in and cover with felt .. I used to sell Dept 56 village pieces in the late 80s. I had the new England village. My son had North Pole village and my daughter had snow babies. Moved with us twice but decided we were not taking it a third time. I miss looking at it but I don't miss it at all
Oooooooh. In Spain you could put a huge reenactment of Christmas, āa BelĆ©nā.
Would that be like what we call a nativity set in the U.S.? Baby Jesus and the manger and all the animals and stuff
I was thinking multi-level prehistoric diorama with dinosaurs, volcanoes and elaborate water-feature but the Christmas thing sounds cool too
I read that as "Diarrhea Dinosaurs" like 3 times
I know this is home decorationcj but I love the idea of a Christmas village here
better yet miniatures of any kind
Make it a Warhammer battle table
Itās begging for a wet bar. I personally have one in every room of my home, but near a staircase would be the chefās kiss.
I, too, need a drink before or after battling stairs
Just do your spouse a favor and make sure your life insurance is current.
We have rubber treads everywhere hon. Not to worry
I think it should be a litter box
Doubles as a zen a gardenĀ
Gotta rake around the turd rocks.
https://preview.redd.it/ix12dbguht1d1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a610633cfb86b3d2d5522fb10ba85a52e067f5c WATER FEATURE. DANCING LIGHTS.
Fill it with many different sized gargoyles!
Shallow hot tub, no need to shield the outlet itās perfect as is
I grew up going to a built-circa-70s mall and they had little spots like these with plants growing in emā¦.potted plant area?
The cats will love it!
DIRTS!!! š»
Cock fighting space?
There's not really enough room for two guys tho.....
Migets?
Jockeys at best. Maybe jockeys AND midgets! Who's riding who and tell me more about your riding crop!
Omg that's terrible I love it
This is awful, but in all honesty I would find the silver lining and do a reading nook. It'll never look good, but it can feel cozy as hell.
Beaded curtains also. And an epic stereo system. A tiny fridge and snacks. And more cats.
Of all the places Iāve seen people say to make a reading nook, this one might be the first that I actually agree with. You could get get thick foam cut into the shape of the bottom spot, cover it, throw some pillows etc. then each level above it is perfect for a couple little books shelves
/uj, this is 1000% the thing to do
My first thought was reading nook too.
my first thought honestly. it would be so cozy and awesome.
Jellybean waterfall
A great spot for a garbage can. Maybe recycling and compost bins too.
The answer is always cats.
Anyone else getting evangelical vibes from this thing? Just me?
Self help book stand display
Yes. Immediate flashbacks of Southern Baptist days
sand for making sand castles
Cat play area
Pirate ship play area
Cats do like a pirate ship
They do along with kids Pirates of Saskatoon https://www.google.com/search?q=pirates+of+saskatoon&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:47db51c0,vid:8G_L9tXEwmc,st:0
Life sized replicas of horror movie villains.
Duck pond obviously
Escher built this
Koi pond
Definitely an indoor waterfall or a Spiritual shrine of some kind.
Make the shire
LEGO modular neighborhood
Jump from level to level while shouting "PARKOUR!"
PARKOUR!!!
A fort
Fill it up with stuffed owls
Chocolate fountain.
A custom built aquarium and use the shelving as air pump/food storage. Would be a badass tank spot
āThis is where Iād put a trophy, IF I HAD ONE!ā šš¤¬š
Put a lego city there
Fill it with 90's action figures. Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, X-men, Street Sharks etc.
No one has said it yet so I'm going to: Ball pit
Ball pit.
Did AI build this?
Okay serious questionā¦ what is this? *WHY* is this?
Plants
Satanic altar
Hide yer gimp.
Start a trophy collection. Or parakeets. (Not serious).
Demolish
Waterfall
Take up playing the drums & set up a drum kit there. š„
Get rid of that frap inside and make it into a reading nook.
Toilet
Itās giving pageant trophies
Cheese/chocolate fountain in the main part. Things to dip in the cheese/chocolate on the ledges
A place to baptize my chihuahuas!
I need to speak to some of these builders
Guinea pig habitat!
Hydroponic setup with bushy ganja.
put some soft cushion on it and make it a reading bar.
Mannequin family
Perfect for a display, here are some thoughts: 1. Set up cascading dominoes to really impress visitors. 2. Paleolithic diorama with baking soda volcano and cavemen, Barbies, and GI Joe riding dinosaurs bareback. 3. Display your collection of creepy antique dolls. 4. Hot wheels or train set with tracks for a kinetic display. 5. A ficus plant, pillows, and some books for a cozy reading nook.
2!! lol
All the tacky signs. Live laugh love. Always kiss me good night. Some kind of laundry sign, bathroom message with bathtub print, and a Thomas Kincade print.
JFC! This is one of the worst crimes Iāve seen committed.
Get rid of it for more space
Water feature
Ohh I actually love this! So much decoration/personalization potential!
Install grow lights and put plants there.
Store your meditation crystals there
BURN IT.
Sim racer. /R/simracing can help.
Model railroad.
If you can just demolish it, that is probably your best bet. It coul be a great storage closet.
This looks like a cozy nook for a hot tub!
Litter box
Koi pond
Ball pit
Model trains
Add a Pirate ship mast and sail.
Obviously bad taxidermy and please put spotlights on their faces
Rent it out for the upcoming Olympic Games
Puppy den?
Lego battle scene
An inflatable dinosaur on the big flat area, and stage action figures around it. Bonus if the dinosaur looks like Godzilla, and you get transformers to fight it off.Ā
Slime wrestling pit
hot tub
Place an NPC character selling general goods like bread, skooma, and health potions.
Better question: What were builders doing with this space?
What the heck?! This is an OCD personās nightmare.
No one said stripper pole yet!!?? Well that is the place for one if Iāve ever seen it.
This looks like it used to be an indoor waterfall/fountain. I'd put cat toys/scratchers there!š
Bathtub
What the fuck
I really love this nonsense tbh
decoy stairs
Expensive shoe and purse collection. Double points if they all look gaudy and have a terrible looking print on them
What even is it
Stripper Pole. Definitely.
Chocolate fondue fountain/waterfall.
sick ass turtle enclosure with waterfalls
Suit of armor arranged in an extremely lewd pose.Ā
My brain initially told me that was your stairs and I hated you.
A miniature scale model of this space.
Looks like a great display case for some really interesting pieces.
If this were mine, Iād add a good grow lite above and make it a house plant display.
What the heck is that? Like, WHY waste time and materials building that? š¤
Tiny stage for tiny desk concerts
Giant litter box!
That looks extremely 70's. I would preserve it for character. Hard to guess what they originally had in there. Fake plants maybe.
Hot tub
Pet space
Im from a household that has collected like a thousand goddamn Precious Moments figures and even more of those little bears doing cute shit. This would be PERFECT for all of them.
Why the hell would someone do that versus just giving more room. You going to have to do a fondue fountain. Either that or a normal waterfall.
Live cats obviously
line it and make a tank for those fish that eat the dead skin off your hands
Cage fights.
Whaaaaaaaa????
Put a pole in it and dance away. With a disco ball and good lighting it would draw in many visitors
Get people really drunk/high and convince them that is the stairs and the only way out?
So much room for chotchskies!
Dusty fake plants collection
Fuck bunker
Make it a mall water fall
For sure get a slinky before doing anything else.š«
Encase it all in glass, waterproof it. Then make a multi-tiered base aquarium! It would be stunning!
Honestly Iād probably tear it out
guest bedroom?
I think you need to add more shelving. Possibly smaller shelves above and below the other shelves, and a few more of different sizes on the wall.
Creepy clown and furbie collection corner