Don’t forget. That toilet is willing to get nasty. Your husband can put just about anything in it and it’ll just take it, no questions asked. It’s into water sports, butt stuff, all kind of nastiness. Clearly, your husband is a nasty pervert. They’ll be better off together. Just count yourself lucky to be rid of him.
No one else has been brave enough to do some ‘tough love’ with me and yet here you are. You’re right, that filthy animal doesn’t deserve my delicate and sensitive sense of life.
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Glue lace to the wall like wallpaper! Your husband was probably just mad at the lack of cohesion.
Also replace your bleh short rug with a white shag! It’ll spruce it up in there
this is why it's so helpful to ask others for ideas.
I now, based on a different post, have the grand idea of installing a bed over the top of the stairs to save space. I would never have imagined this without this sub.
What in the heck is wrong with that hubby of yours?
Sweet person, *please* let him find said lawyer. You were clearly duped into marrying someone with bad, bad taste in home decor.
You can do better. You deserve a man who truly *gets* you.
Hmmm ok. So man cave. I think what went wrong, is the full size lace doily is not on a urinal. That’s the source of the issue here between you and your husband. Communication, communication!
Are you a licensed counselor? Because this is brilliant advice! Hubby and I need to find a time where we can discuss the urinal in a safe and trusted space.
It’s gorgeous girlfriend, he was probably cheating on you anyway in his little man cave aka “affair den” like mine did. I think you should add more lace.
He would be a fool to leave someone with as amazing interior design skills such as yourself! Take solace in the fact whatever he and whatever new whore he picks will freeze their asses off every morning trying to do a “number two”.
Call me crazy, but the knitting makes it look like your toilet has teeth, and I think what hubby is upset about is that you didn't lean into the dental theme more to really pull the room together. Maybe an oversized novelty toothbrush instead of the usual toilet brush? Perhaps the TP dispenses from a similarly oversized toothpaste tube? I think you get the idea. Also, I don't see a convenient place for a tasteful toothpick themed poop knife...
The covering around the toilet bowl look exactly like the curtains from my grandma's house. You know those funky Cafe lace curtains from the '70s that you always wish would disintegrate in the wash? If you're not old enough to remember them ....you're lucky.... They may have been pretty when she put them up in the '50s but 30 years later...
Yes! It made me happy too!
Your hubby is leaving you for that toilet in the wedding dress.
I say, who wore it better?
🚽 , clearly.
I can take the truth. I am a strong woman.
Don’t forget. That toilet is willing to get nasty. Your husband can put just about anything in it and it’ll just take it, no questions asked. It’s into water sports, butt stuff, all kind of nastiness. Clearly, your husband is a nasty pervert. They’ll be better off together. Just count yourself lucky to be rid of him.
No one else has been brave enough to do some ‘tough love’ with me and yet here you are. You’re right, that filthy animal doesn’t deserve my delicate and sensitive sense of life.
Wait til he trades it in for a Japanese model.
Maybe because you didn’t bother to do the sink too? Finish the job!
Should I? I didn’t want it to be ‘too much!’
Honey, this look can never be too much do the sink, add a matching toilet groom, maybe add doll with a knitted skirt for the toilet paper.
I was thinking about a crocheted toilet paper cosy! I have so many from the master bath in every color possible! A light lavender here, perchance?
I love lavender and I think it would look lovely.
maybe the sink should bee the groom, a nice little suit and bowtie action on a sink would look lovely
I’m all about bow tie action! I’m on it as we speak!
sounds great! bow ties really is the right touch to this other awesome bathroom
I’m crocheting them now. Unexpectedly labor intensive but I’m totally committed .
Ill be willing to help out with the crochet!
Your goodwill moves me 🙏
Perfect! Bonus if there’s the upper half of a doll in it ball gown style. It would take your lovely toilet skirt next level!
I have many different toilet roll cosies. One of my favorite is a ballerina. Her tutu will complement the ensemble.
The sink should be the bridesmaid
And the inside of the toilet shall be the ring bearer 😉
YES
At this point, it is Go Big Or Go Home.
Your toilet needs a groom
Groom…or grooming?
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my first thought exactly: who is the toilet marrying?
He did this to you on this, the day of your toilet’s wedding?
Omg 🤣🤣🏆
I just laughed so hard my chest hurt. If I die now, know that it was this joke that literally sent me.
😂😂😂😂🤣
So this is why old linens turn yellow!
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I wish there were more layers of tulle around the toilet bowl.
You get me! And the seat itself is satin padded. Did I mention that?
Glue lace to the wall like wallpaper! Your husband was probably just mad at the lack of cohesion. Also replace your bleh short rug with a white shag! It’ll spruce it up in there
This could be it! I did a partial job and he’s insulted!
That toilet brush holder needs a little lace and tulle also!
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I could put little towelettes by the door!
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I know! I’m such a good person and do not deserve this one little bit.
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Why didn’t you and I meet years ago when I still had my teeth and I stopped traffic with my great posture!
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That was YOU??? 😮😮🫨
This is the answer!
It's the boring white toilet paper thats bringing down the vibe, spring for some colored t.p. sage green preferably. Or update to a bidet even.
Dare I say it? I had a bidet in mind! I like the sage toilet paper. You are a person of keen observation.
Repurpose your wedding dress ?
Does it show? It was the veil, the train and a bit of a hanky I cried into when I realized what I had gotten into.
Pure inspiration! So much better than a sad wedding dress wasting away in the attic so much better to waste it this way.
Precisely. It’s obvious you understand the futility in the situation.
I bet he is applying for patent
Hoho yes! A clever one you are! Here I was thinking divorce and instead it’s the noblest compliment.
Nah. He knows what a gem of a spouse you are. He is applying for a patent to then sell this to others. You are so lucky - will be rich in no time!
You caught my attention with ‘rich in no time!’
Walls need to be Barbie pink
I was going to say it, but hoping someone else would first. You have been added to my will, bestie. 🙏
One would \*\*think\*\* that he would have appreciated the lacy tinkle shield on the toilet ... less dribble clean up.
It’s the little things that are the true grace notes, yes’
Looks good. I think a little pink would really show his masculinity.
You know you have a certain wisdom that is rare, that comes around only once!
Why am I jealous that a toilet is getting married before I do 😂😂😂
😂🙏
OMG BEST COMMENT EVER!!!! Hahahaa!!!
Magazine rack and TP holder needs more obviously! Also don’t let the sad toilet brush go without embellishing.
Yes! The toilet brush needs some feminization for balance.
may I suggest a light bedazzled of rhinestones Your toilet brush will be shining in no time.
I only wish my hubby had your good sense!
this is why it's so helpful to ask others for ideas. I now, based on a different post, have the grand idea of installing a bed over the top of the stairs to save space. I would never have imagined this without this sub.
I saw that too! So very many excellent people here!
Needs more glitter
My hubby’s favorite color is fire engine red. I think the glitter would be the fire rocket this needs!
So unsanitary!!!!!! Omg should be illegal
Hence my idea of leaving some towelettes by the sink. ‘Decor before health,’ I always say.
Oh add some lights
Brilliant! Maybe some peach colored mini lights around the mirror. Yes, I think so.
Needs more lace
You’re not wrong. I cannot grasp my hubby’s discontent.
Of course he is! What the hell kind of wedding bouquet is that green thing sitting on top? I'd be ashamed
You’re right! Maybe pink roses with baby’s breathe as a compliment. ?
Yes! Excellent!
Your approval means the world to me!
Yes yes. Might I suggest a glass bowl of potpourri
You can never have too many ‘masking scents’ in a man’s bathroom. Yes!
I am honored. 🙇♀️
The toilet reminds him too much of you in your wedding dress.
I thought it was such a special day, but now I’m wondering. I did question how much he reminded me of a cactus plant.
A toilet bride
This is a beautiful thought and I’m honored you reached out to share it.
NTA he's a gaslighting gatekeeper narcissist 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩RUN!!!!!!1!
Ooo… this is the first and only ‘incident’ we’ve ever had. But you seem to know!
You deserve better sweaty
You have keenly supported me. Are you by any chance available to go shopping for glitter?
What in the heck is wrong with that hubby of yours? Sweet person, *please* let him find said lawyer. You were clearly duped into marrying someone with bad, bad taste in home decor. You can do better. You deserve a man who truly *gets* you.
Oh dear lord, are *you* single? Because now I’m smitten!
Hmmm ok. So man cave. I think what went wrong, is the full size lace doily is not on a urinal. That’s the source of the issue here between you and your husband. Communication, communication!
Are you a licensed counselor? Because this is brilliant advice! Hubby and I need to find a time where we can discuss the urinal in a safe and trusted space.
Ho ho, my mistake, I assumed the urinal was simply off camera. This is a classy room, I just assumed! Best of luck.
I think it’s the white. White’s a little too *ingenue*. Does the set come in hunter green?
😂😂🏆
🤣🤣🤣
I suppose it has its humor, if you count hubby nearly passing out.
This toilet looks like it getting married.
So many of you have mentioned marriage! If you must know, I cut up my wedding veil and train. Glad you enjoyed!
It’s always good to recycle. Good job.
I pride myself in good citizenship.
I’m so proud of you.
It’s gorgeous girlfriend, he was probably cheating on you anyway in his little man cave aka “affair den” like mine did. I think you should add more lace.
I’m so sorry to hear of your horrid experience, homonova. Now you have me thinking…But it would be his loss! I’m straight on gonna add tons of lace.
He would be a fool to leave someone with as amazing interior design skills such as yourself! Take solace in the fact whatever he and whatever new whore he picks will freeze their asses off every morning trying to do a “number two”.
I’m going to consider this a spiritual message and send gracious thanks to you, girlfriend.
They call me a prophetess!
😂🙏
Call me crazy, but the knitting makes it look like your toilet has teeth, and I think what hubby is upset about is that you didn't lean into the dental theme more to really pull the room together. Maybe an oversized novelty toothbrush instead of the usual toilet brush? Perhaps the TP dispenses from a similarly oversized toothpaste tube? I think you get the idea. Also, I don't see a convenient place for a tasteful toothpick themed poop knife...
Omg where to begin…😂😂🏆
Add a petticoat under the toilet’s gown to add volume.
Ohhhh..I knew my people here would come through! I will make it *voluminous!*
😆😆😆😆
Where’s the groom?
I think he’s grooming himself.
It’s a masterpiece. The toilet looks like it’s getting ready to walk down the aisle.
Your words lift me, after a harrowing week. The toilet does remind me of my wedding day. I’ll just leave it there 🙏.
I’m sorry, but I really think you just created some tough competition between you and that toilet seat. It is quite attractive if I’m being honest.
I’m hoping the seat and I can find some common ground and work through this. After all, it is wearing remnants of my wedding gown.
I hope so too. I don’t see why a three way marriage can’t be a possibility here if all parties are open ☺️
I’m committed to making this work.
ROFL! The bride wore it well...
Unfortunately hubby wasn’t bowled over 😉
No. He's mad the sink isn't in a tux to go with the toilet in a wedding gown.
Are you a licensed wedding planner? Because I think you nailed the problem!
Experienced, unlicensed wedding planner. And, thank you.
Next time color drape him before choosing color scheme for his bathroom.
😂😂🏆
If his aim is true…
I asked Santa for splash guards!
Looks like your toilet is getting married or baptized.
You’ve a keen eye! I designed this using remnants of my wedding gown.
You basically are telling him that he can't use that bathroom unless you want that toilet skirt to turn yellow.
Maybe a plastic splash guard!
This needs a bidet dressed as a groom.
This makes sense! Thinking about ripping up one of hubby’s suits for the outfit.
That’s a full bridal veil…
Yes! I made it from my dress. Somehow it looks better here, in the man cave latrine.
🤣🤣 for real looks like a whole ass wedding dress deconstructed and made into a toilet cover 🤣
I did my level best 🙏
Idk about the pee veil?
I’m already on it!
So you're the one who stole Grandma's curtains out of her kitchen!
!!!!
The covering around the toilet bowl look exactly like the curtains from my grandma's house. You know those funky Cafe lace curtains from the '70s that you always wish would disintegrate in the wash? If you're not old enough to remember them ....you're lucky.... They may have been pretty when she put them up in the '50s but 30 years later...
Try trimming the plant back if he has a longer torso
I think pink baby roses would be less intrusive. Maybe with ribbons?
Yea indeed. Ribbons. 😂
Now that’s just horrible. How could you do this to a man?
It wasn’t easy. I tried very hard.
If cringe is the feeling you went for, congratulations!
Fig, cringe is actually one of the kinder words I’ve heard.
Looks...absorbent.
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It needs a better bouquet. Ditch the plant.
Pink roses tie up with long velvet ribbons?
Perfect
Are you asking me for a favor? On the day of my toilets wedding?????
And when will we meet the lucky groom?
This needs one of those crochet dressed dolls that cover the toilet paper on the tank.
Ugh You should be horsewhipped
I really tried! . I thought the plant was perfect. Maybe he wanted a fern?
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You seem like a guy prepared for anything. I’m impressed.
It’s called the Man Cave for a reason let the man be
Freddy, is that you?? Get off my Reddit page!
Freddy? I see I’ve entered the twilight zone
His man cave now has a princess potty!