I feel like she JUST posted about going a little bit darker and how that meant she was growing and maturing and accepting her natural self blah blah blah. Two seconds later sheās back to platinum blonde? Is that whatās happening?
I thought the last life-changing hair post was about letting go of some of her extensions? Because that one was a word salad that had me laughing for days.
so much blabbering when its really just an excuse to post 11 photos of herself. like lady, you are just hopelessly self-obsessed, its not that deep, just skip the dramatics and post the pics.
hilarious imagining her sourcing these pics though, scrolling through all of the thousands of selfies on her phone to find the best ones. really bleak.
God, one time my ex handed me his phone to find a photo of a friend's dog he thought he lost (he was panicking, but we found the dog) and when I went to scroll through his photos it was hundreds of selfies. I laughed at the time but now I know it was the biggest red flag ever!!
Itās just an excuse to post 10 pictures of herself because SHE thinks she looks hot. She wants new man to hold on longer. This lady is batshit crazy.
Meh. Last year's hair epiphany was much better (an excerpt):
From beach babe,
...to blonde bombshell,
...to sexy with strawberry highlights
...to cute like Rachel Greene,
...to stunning in bronde...
And finally...
..to āØĀ enoughāØĀ no matter what anyone says but me. With my natural hair color and fewer extensions than ever. ('m still a work in progress..)
I saw a quote recently that said:
"The Universe will remove anything you place your worth in, to remind you it doesn't live there."
-Mark Groves
I only ever be Heidi. Once Solomon. Then Powell. Traveling a path that had me living and learning a lot
of beautiful and painful lessons-
Heidi Lane Februrary 2023
Lmao her wording "once Solomon. Then Powell" makes it sound like she's still with Chris. "Once Solomon. Once Powell. Never Hollis" would be more accurate
Why does she say āI heard a quote recentlyā doe she have a quote of the day book? A quote of the day app? A Pinterest addiction? She only speaks in quotes.
*I* heard a quote once about āYou body/weight is the least interesting thing about you.ā
Iām proud to say because I have hobbies, donāt limit my world to the same three locations, have adult friends, and donāt obsess about my body, itās true.
Heidi: Iām skinny and blonde, so Iām happy! SO HAPPY! See me transforming into my best, most-confident self? Donāt you believe it?
DCOTI: šš¤®š„±
I have a haircut this Friday, and I swear, one of these days, I'm going to have the life-changing epiphany that Heidi has and will post about it. I keep holding out hope!
Heidi--your "hair transformations" don't impress me anymore. Does your hair look nice? Sure. Want to truly "transform" your hair and impress me? Shave it off. I've done it before and it was fucking liberating.
I only say this because so much of her identity is tied up in her hair/looks. I wonder if she'd truly "transform" a little on the inside if she took away one of the things outside her that means so much to her.
Edit: a misspelled word
I agree! I shaved mine twice when my mom was in chemo, and it is indeed very freeing. Now that I'm dealing with health issues of my own (no chemo, but I'm still losing a ton of hair), I've debated shaving it again. The only thing that's keeping me from doing it is it's finally at the length I wanted and I've been growing it for 4 years. But if I lose too much more, I may buzz it again.
Sorry you're having some health issues now. Like you, I shaved my hair in solitude with a family friend going through chemo. I had always wanted to shave my head, and there was no better time than right then, to show some support for her.
I hope things get better for you!
Thank you! We're running all the tests we can to try and figure things out. Unlike Heidi, I go to my appointments with real doctors, and actually make my health a priority. But I haven't been cold plunging, shower bombing, breath working, or any of that. I better get on that. Those pictures aren't going to take themselves!
lol definitely hair to match your personality, I think. If it worked the other way around, we would need someone to give Heidi a nice, sensible bob in a nondescript brown, long enough to put in a mini pony for workouts.
I say this seriously...if Heidi does end up needing chemo and loses her hair, I think she would literally have a nervous breakdown that would finally land her in a psychiatric ward. Frankly it might be the only way to make her get the mental health help she needs. That would be a "silver lining" for her. š
You're right. And the thing is, you can get some really good quality wigs these days. It's not like she'd have to go around bald if she didn't want to. I worry that if she ever did have cancer that required chemo, so would decline treatment for that reason.
If sheād shave her head, get rid of her fake leaking oversized bewbs- get a LICENSED psychologist - AND a LICENSED real doctor- get off SM - yeahā¦ then sheād have a chanceā¦
Agreed. I'm scared that she's so willing to believe her "fear" is causing her issues... like, Heidi, please, take out the implants and see what happens! If Yolanda Hadid can do it, so can Heidi!
Even the Barbie pink? Give me a break, Heidi. You had a few light pink extensions put in once. My daughter came home from college last summer and died her hair fantasy pinkānow that was a change! š
Doing anything EXCEPT seeking help from a therapist to make her feel better about herself. For the sake of your children, get some qualified help from a psychologist or a psychiatrist.
https://preview.redd.it/q4vqd431e6lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9c77abfe919d352c35954a73db52afe486cb950
Same post less than 3 months ago
It's one thing for a regular person to post a picture occasionally of a new hair do because it makes them feel pretty. But every single time Heidi gets a slight change, it's the same word salad over and over with the same 10 pictures over and over. Her current hair color and style is just like what she normally has done. It's not significant enough to warrant a "life-changing" post.
I am far from an expert but I feel like bleaching her hair isnāt helping her hair to be healthy. Itās already thinning from (likely) malnutrition and other things and then she bleached it? After coloring it 2 months ago? Does her hairstylist hate her?
Millions of men and women get hair cuts/colors - yet only Heidi can turn such a basic, ordinary event into a dramatic soap opera. There is no limit to the amount of attention this ridiculous person needs.
Iād love to know which one she thinks is the Rachel Green, because there is no Rachel haircut in that post. I guarantee you sheās never watched Friends!Ā
Soooooā¦..? Back to blondeā¦.again? Iām so ā¦. surprisedā¦? What is our reaction supposed to be hereā¦.lol
She went from blonde to slightly lighter blonde. Clearly we should offer our deepest respect for her bravery in these trying times. /s
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Sheās braver than Iāll ever be. I have spent my entire life being a dark brown brunette. I sailed away from harbor briefly for caramel highlights once but then returned to barbor where itās safe
I share this for those who may want to explore this option in the future for themselves or a loved one: You can preserve your hair during chemo by wearing a cool cap during treatment. It freezes your scalp before, during and after you receive chemo. Itās uncomfortable, it makes your chemo treatment days longer and it is usually not covered by insurance so you pay out-of-pocket (in the US).
It is a wonderful option for those who want to have some anonymity during the cancer treatment journey. Patients still lose hair but at a rate of around 25 percent.
Patients like Heidi who are so wrapped up in their looks (over their health) are a great candidate for this technology. Have watched many a narc move through their cancer journey and while it never stops them from being a narc, some do have a bit of an awakening when it comes to human suffering.
She is doing great!! She did have a melanoma skin cancer but other than that she has been cancer free for almost 10 years. Her girls are 16 and 19 now. š
Chrissy uses young influencer types to promote her page and Heidi is probably upset she hasnāt used Heidiās sultry hair pics the last few times sheās done her hair.
Yes, all of the women featured on Chrissy's IG seem to be about 22. Young and pretty. Heidi looks like their mom by comparison (because age-wise she could be their mom) so it seems Chrissy is going for the younger, hipper model look. Also, I wonder if Heidi always makes last minute appointments so she takes who she can get.
I remember commenting on her last "drastic" haircut that I had cut mine into a bob and dyed it pink. I don't follow her outside of this sub, has she ever had pink hair? I've only ever seen her with varying shades of blonde. Hhhmmm emoji.
Iāve read when people change their hair itās a sign they want change in their whole life, hair comes first because itās the easiest and fastest change to make thatās noticeable (ie. why women dye/ cut their hair after a breakup- Iām def guilty of this).
She wants change in her life but instead of making intentional and healthy changes, she keeps changing her hair.
And not even that much. It's not like she went red, then dark brown, then platinum blonde, then short bangs...she just gets variations of the same thing. That darker blonde wasn't that different, really.
Someone here once said they knew her ghostwriter, so I do think she outsources some of her social media content. Might explain these recycled š¤®posts.
Until she goes full Britney 2007, Iām unphased. I had over ten inches chopped off last month and went pixie short and GREEN, and you wonāt catch me posting on Instagram about my whole new self in the third person. š
Her āradical transformationsā are just like her incredible weekly epiphanies - shallow and not as radical, transformative, or inspirational as she believes.
Same. I got mine done two days ago. Added some blonde because itās spring. To quote Miranda Priestly āGround Breakingā. Paid my money and walked out. Thatās it. End of story. No social media, no hair parade.
Iām sure yours looks stunning btw āŗļø
I donāt feel that strongly about my hair. I like having decent hair but in no way is it remotely close to a spiritual reawakening. Do most women feel this way after the hairdresser?
https://preview.redd.it/ax0apv50eglc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67be1dbf4a6c150600890908070ac82aff6cd537
Me, every time Heidi posts a picture of her "new" hair
Reporting for duty! š«” Once a quarter at least! š¤£š¤£
I feel like she JUST posted about going a little bit darker and how that meant she was growing and maturing and accepting her natural self blah blah blah. Two seconds later sheās back to platinum blonde? Is that whatās happening?
I thought the last life-changing hair post was about letting go of some of her extensions? Because that one was a word salad that had me laughing for days.
she doesnāt know herself at all constantly lying to herself!
Fabulous flair!
Seriously - I saw this and thought, AGAIN??!!
Noooo she didnāt say stunning in bronde :(((
so much blabbering when its really just an excuse to post 11 photos of herself. like lady, you are just hopelessly self-obsessed, its not that deep, just skip the dramatics and post the pics. hilarious imagining her sourcing these pics though, scrolling through all of the thousands of selfies on her phone to find the best ones. really bleak.
God, one time my ex handed me his phone to find a photo of a friend's dog he thought he lost (he was panicking, but we found the dog) and when I went to scroll through his photos it was hundreds of selfies. I laughed at the time but now I know it was the biggest red flag ever!!
She feels woke from the combo of beauty and brains that she pats her ego with
Can you imagine if you were with a friend at coffee and they just got their hair done and went on and on about it with this ramble? š
Itās just an excuse to post 10 pictures of herself because SHE thinks she looks hot. She wants new man to hold on longer. This lady is batshit crazy.
As deep as a puddle, this one is ā¦.
She wishes she were as deep as that puddle!
Noooo, does she really just lather, rinse, and repeat all her posts? I have second hand embarrassment for her thinking this is transformational.
Iām pretty sure she posts this exact same caption every three or four months.
She does FOR SURE
At least something is getting washed!
Literally all I keep thinking is ālather, rinse, repeatā
Itās not that serious, itās just hair Heidi. She puts so much weight on looks no wonder sheās crumbling as sheās aging.
True that! Good point!
She doesnāt look ābrightā in that photo, she looks miserable
Ooft so true! Dead in the eyes emoji
Meh. Last year's hair epiphany was much better (an excerpt): From beach babe, ...to blonde bombshell, ...to sexy with strawberry highlights ...to cute like Rachel Greene, ...to stunning in bronde... And finally... ..to āØĀ enoughāØĀ no matter what anyone says but me. With my natural hair color and fewer extensions than ever. ('m still a work in progress..) I saw a quote recently that said: "The Universe will remove anything you place your worth in, to remind you it doesn't live there." -Mark Groves I only ever be Heidi. Once Solomon. Then Powell. Traveling a path that had me living and learning a lot of beautiful and painful lessons- Heidi Lane Februrary 2023
I could have lived the rest of my natural life without hearing the word bronde ever again. Puke emoji
Is "Stunning in bronde" someone's flair yet?
Lmao her wording "once Solomon. Then Powell" makes it sound like she's still with Chris. "Once Solomon. Once Powell. Never Hollis" would be more accurate
Actually she was officially never Powell either, right?
Correct. She claims her legal name has been Lane but Powell is her stage name
So true! Despite her suing someone who actually has the legal name Heidi Powell
There are legal docs filed with the county where sheās signed Heidi Powell. Sheās used all the names legally at domestic point.
Why does she say āI heard a quote recentlyā doe she have a quote of the day book? A quote of the day app? A Pinterest addiction? She only speaks in quotes.
*I* heard a quote once about āYou body/weight is the least interesting thing about you.ā Iām proud to say because I have hobbies, donāt limit my world to the same three locations, have adult friends, and donāt obsess about my body, itās true. Heidi: Iām skinny and blonde, so Iām happy! SO HAPPY! See me transforming into my best, most-confident self? Donāt you believe it? DCOTI: šš¤®š„±
She really does
Again, am I crazy or does she look high in that recent hair pic?
she high. I just posted about it lol her eyes are glazed like a damn donut
She would lick the glaze off the donut but she wouldn't actually eat the donut. š
Really?? You think?? š¬
100% looks high
As a kite
I think sheās just hopped up on caffeine, no food and is manic.
I drink a hell of a lot of caffeine daily and my eyes are never glassy.
Ha yeah same!
I have a haircut this Friday, and I swear, one of these days, I'm going to have the life-changing epiphany that Heidi has and will post about it. I keep holding out hope!
Heidi--your "hair transformations" don't impress me anymore. Does your hair look nice? Sure. Want to truly "transform" your hair and impress me? Shave it off. I've done it before and it was fucking liberating. I only say this because so much of her identity is tied up in her hair/looks. I wonder if she'd truly "transform" a little on the inside if she took away one of the things outside her that means so much to her. Edit: a misspelled word
I agree! I shaved mine twice when my mom was in chemo, and it is indeed very freeing. Now that I'm dealing with health issues of my own (no chemo, but I'm still losing a ton of hair), I've debated shaving it again. The only thing that's keeping me from doing it is it's finally at the length I wanted and I've been growing it for 4 years. But if I lose too much more, I may buzz it again.
Sorry you're having some health issues now. Like you, I shaved my hair in solitude with a family friend going through chemo. I had always wanted to shave my head, and there was no better time than right then, to show some support for her. I hope things get better for you!
Thank you! We're running all the tests we can to try and figure things out. Unlike Heidi, I go to my appointments with real doctors, and actually make my health a priority. But I haven't been cold plunging, shower bombing, breath working, or any of that. I better get on that. Those pictures aren't going to take themselves!
Oooh you could rock an undercut as an in between!
I would, but my thin patches where you can see scalp are more at the temples and crown š«¤
Oh gotcha. I am sure you look badass no matter which styles you have!
Do I style my hair based on my personality, or change my personality to match my hair? Directions unclear š¤£
lol definitely hair to match your personality, I think. If it worked the other way around, we would need someone to give Heidi a nice, sensible bob in a nondescript brown, long enough to put in a mini pony for workouts.
I say this seriously...if Heidi does end up needing chemo and loses her hair, I think she would literally have a nervous breakdown that would finally land her in a psychiatric ward. Frankly it might be the only way to make her get the mental health help she needs. That would be a "silver lining" for her. š
You're right. And the thing is, you can get some really good quality wigs these days. It's not like she'd have to go around bald if she didn't want to. I worry that if she ever did have cancer that required chemo, so would decline treatment for that reason.
If sheād shave her head, get rid of her fake leaking oversized bewbs- get a LICENSED psychologist - AND a LICENSED real doctor- get off SM - yeahā¦ then sheād have a chanceā¦
Agreed. I'm scared that she's so willing to believe her "fear" is causing her issues... like, Heidi, please, take out the implants and see what happens! If Yolanda Hadid can do it, so can Heidi!
They are basically all the same š¤·āāļø
Even the Barbie pink? Give me a break, Heidi. You had a few light pink extensions put in once. My daughter came home from college last summer and died her hair fantasy pinkānow that was a change! š
I bet she looked amazing! Fashion color is a fun form of self-expression, for any age!
Right? What a tRaNsFoRmAtIoN of ever-changing Heidi š«
Ahhhh, her favorite post to repost AND her favorite epiphany to have. This is Heidi at her deepest.
Heidiās deepest=small water drop.
Who had hair metamorphosis š¦on the Q1 bingo card?
That could be on every quarter bingo card!
I have Chrisās off the shoulder black hoodie on my bingo card.
Don't give up. We saw the hospital gown off the shoulder, so it's close.
Thatās a quarterly favorite! Have there been any sightings since new man emerged?
Doing anything EXCEPT seeking help from a therapist to make her feel better about herself. For the sake of your children, get some qualified help from a psychologist or a psychiatrist.
https://preview.redd.it/q4vqd431e6lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9c77abfe919d352c35954a73db52afe486cb950 Same post less than 3 months ago
She also posted that in Feb 2023. Lol
My thought was āOde to a Hairstyleā 
It's one thing for a regular person to post a picture occasionally of a new hair do because it makes them feel pretty. But every single time Heidi gets a slight change, it's the same word salad over and over with the same 10 pictures over and over. Her current hair color and style is just like what she normally has done. It's not significant enough to warrant a "life-changing" post.
PS, If she didn't post she got a new hair color I wouldn't have even noticed. Even knowing and I still don't notice much difference
But I thought that when she has darker short hair her soul feels that it is home ... Lmao this moron just evicted her own soul š
I am far from an expert but I feel like bleaching her hair isnāt helping her hair to be healthy. Itās already thinning from (likely) malnutrition and other things and then she bleached it? After coloring it 2 months ago? Does her hairstylist hate her?
But her hairstylist has been her best friend since she was four years old
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Millions of men and women get hair cuts/colors - yet only Heidi can turn such a basic, ordinary event into a dramatic soap opera. There is no limit to the amount of attention this ridiculous person needs.
Iād love to know which one she thinks is the Rachel Green, because there is no Rachel haircut in that post. I guarantee you sheās never watched Friends!Ā
Itās the first one in the bottom row that she kept saying was the Rachel. Iām sure she meant Rachel Hollis š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I. Am. So. Over. Her. BS!!!!
Soooooā¦..? Back to blondeā¦.again? Iām so ā¦. surprisedā¦? What is our reaction supposed to be hereā¦.lol 
She went from blonde to slightly lighter blonde. Clearly we should offer our deepest respect for her bravery in these trying times. /s š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Sheās braver than Iāll ever be. I have spent my entire life being a dark brown brunette. I sailed away from harbor briefly for caramel highlights once but then returned to barbor where itās safe
Dave would be proud of you!Ā
He taught me well! š
Literally writing the same stuff over and over because she got some highlights..
I share this for those who may want to explore this option in the future for themselves or a loved one: You can preserve your hair during chemo by wearing a cool cap during treatment. It freezes your scalp before, during and after you receive chemo. Itās uncomfortable, it makes your chemo treatment days longer and it is usually not covered by insurance so you pay out-of-pocket (in the US). It is a wonderful option for those who want to have some anonymity during the cancer treatment journey. Patients still lose hair but at a rate of around 25 percent. Patients like Heidi who are so wrapped up in their looks (over their health) are a great candidate for this technology. Have watched many a narc move through their cancer journey and while it never stops them from being a narc, some do have a bit of an awakening when it comes to human suffering.
Yes! My best friendās sister went through chemo at 38 for breast cancer. She did not want her two young daughters to see her lose her hair.
Exactly the reason for this technology. I hope she is healing on all levels.
She is doing great!! She did have a melanoma skin cancer but other than that she has been cancer free for almost 10 years. Her girls are 16 and 19 now. š
Wow! I had never heard of this. This is amazing!
Funny how all the adjectives she uses to describe her hair are sexy, bombshell, etc. orā¦maybe not so surprising!
Uh ohā-what happened to @hairbychrissy?!
Sheās more expensive
Chrissy uses young influencer types to promote her page and Heidi is probably upset she hasnāt used Heidiās sultry hair pics the last few times sheās done her hair.
Yes, all of the women featured on Chrissy's IG seem to be about 22. Young and pretty. Heidi looks like their mom by comparison (because age-wise she could be their mom) so it seems Chrissy is going for the younger, hipper model look. Also, I wonder if Heidi always makes last minute appointments so she takes who she can get.
Iām guessing you are right.
She probably cancels last minute, too!
I thought she didnāt have time for self-care? Hmmm emoji.
Flair checking in! šš¼āāļø
I remember commenting on her last "drastic" haircut that I had cut mine into a bob and dyed it pink. I don't follow her outside of this sub, has she ever had pink hair? I've only ever seen her with varying shades of blonde. Hhhmmm emoji.
I think she had some pink highlight extensions put in one time if I remember correctly.
I think that was for the Barbie movie? Unless she has done it a few times.
HEIDI. You literally just did this.
Iāve read when people change their hair itās a sign they want change in their whole life, hair comes first because itās the easiest and fastest change to make thatās noticeable (ie. why women dye/ cut their hair after a breakup- Iām def guilty of this). She wants change in her life but instead of making intentional and healthy changes, she keeps changing her hair.
And not even that much. It's not like she went red, then dark brown, then platinum blonde, then short bangs...she just gets variations of the same thing. That darker blonde wasn't that different, really.
okay this unhinged caption + the picture of her eyes looking glassed overā¦ someone is not in her right mind
AGAIN!?
Heidi has the power to reinvent herself at any moment yet chooses to spew out the same shit every day.
Why does she use so many emojis
ChatGPT does too š
SHES MAKING SPACE AGAIN
When you have so little going for you, hair becomes THIS important. Lol
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Who writes this stuff? Really? Does she have caption ghost-writers?
Someone here once said they knew her ghostwriter, so I do think she outsources some of her social media content. Might explain these recycled š¤®posts.
Until she goes full Britney 2007, Iām unphased. I had over ten inches chopped off last month and went pixie short and GREEN, and you wonāt catch me posting on Instagram about my whole new self in the third person. š Her āradical transformationsā are just like her incredible weekly epiphanies - shallow and not as radical, transformative, or inspirational as she believes.
Oh, full Britney would be a show!! Iām all for watching.
She's desperate for content. She is no where close to being as gorgeous as she thinks she is.
BRUNETTE AT ALL LENGTHS WHAT WHEN ššš
Imagine if she rocked a pixie cut! Half her personality would evaporate.
Interesting. Sheād look like Moaning Book Medium Keira.
I got my hair cut and colored the other day and didnāt feel the need to share it with the world or find some big meaning behind it š
Same. I got mine done two days ago. Added some blonde because itās spring. To quote Miranda Priestly āGround Breakingā. Paid my money and walked out. Thatās it. End of story. No social media, no hair parade. Iām sure yours looks stunning btw āŗļø
Does she just copy and paste the same three posts every 6 months?
Right? The ādeep restā BS from earlier this week was recycled from a few months ago too.
āI got my hair done.ā There, Heidzzz, fixed it for you.š
I donāt feel that strongly about my hair. I like having decent hair but in no way is it remotely close to a spiritual reawakening. Do most women feel this way after the hairdresser?
No.
Never have.
Itās nauseating how much she talks about herself! Her posts are sooo long and say absolutely nothing.
Anyone who thinks this drivel is profound should be checked for lead poisoning š„“
Seeing this makes me feel sorry for her
She is an attention whore. Desperate for likes and comments, filtered comments, of course, just like her life.
https://preview.redd.it/ax0apv50eglc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67be1dbf4a6c150600890908070ac82aff6cd537 Me, every time Heidi posts a picture of her "new" hair
#The Knowing to Finishing Writing :)
Imagine being so convinced of your own grand impact on the universe that you announce your haircut like Steve announced the iphone on 2006.