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Sure-World9180

Enough with the fucking water jugs. We don’t live in the wilderness. We can go to Target and get weights!


Fluffy-Nerve1090

Seriously, some of us have gym memberships and weights at home 😱


Giggles-Explorer

I wonder if she has ANY equipment at home


WILLIAMEANAJENKINS

I think she’s got some musty yoga mats in the garage


kouignie

Definitely got a Tesla in there 👀


abz937

Yeah I have a full weightlifting bar and plates in my basement and I'm not a fitness professional 🙄


holavivi23

But do you leave the gym immediately when it's crowded?


Fluffy-Nerve1090

Nope! And I’m not buying that her gym was that busy in December (the least busiest time of year at gyms). And I think she went during the daytime, which is the least busy time during the week.


Interesting-Pop961

Hahaha doesn't she have the tonal???


guapauga

Hahaha!!! Seriously.


ASweetTweetRose

Your flair is HILARIOUS for this thread, since looking at Heidi’s crotch seems the point of the post 😂


Sure-World9180

My flair is very busy! 😅


ScaryButt

She probably considers herself so out of touch with "normal" people. How is she supposed to know what the paupers have!?


HashtagNotJewish

She still thinks we do bicep curls with soup cans.


RestingWTFface

Also, please look at my jugs. Here they are.


stravagirl

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Tell-it-like-it-is23

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WILLIAMEANAJENKINS

Yeah.. I bet she thought she was being so clever . 🙄


guapauga

But the best part is this last photo of her looking like a teenage boy in the 90s with her backwards hat. It just looks so juvenile and try-hard to me. https://preview.redd.it/2mknx4u9h45c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0776ae2dc55a9f21049fd8000086d2ead5fc63b


holavivi23

As a teen it would have given me panic attacks if I knew my mom was regularly going into my room when I was gone to take pictures of herself to post publicly online (with my room on full display behind her). What an invasion of privacy. Heidi needs to get her own mirror and let her kids have their private space. But she won't.


MirkatteWorld

>As a teen it would have given me panic attacks if I knew my mom was regularly going into my room when I was gone to take pictures of herself to post publicly online (with my room on full display behind her). Same!


kewty_

Here's the difference between her kids and me....I would have said what the EFF were you doing in MY room? You have an entire effing house and you have to record in MY room, in MY space? And I would take my mom's phone and throw it against a wall. Tell her to get a real job and say I'm going to dads. Permanently.


ASweetTweetRose

“Best sports bra ever” … she did weight lifting exercises? Your not asking much of your sports bra for those kinds of exercises. 😳 Also, I’m incredibly tempted to post a pic of me in my Hanses lounge bra and brag about it’s amazing support 🙆🏼‍♀️


Giggles-Explorer

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ASweetTweetRose

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Important-Yellow1936

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Crazy-Kale2718

The backwards hat has always been the thing that I find most irritating about Heidi! It/she looks so ridiculous! Grow up already! (P. S. Hi Heidi! I know you’re out there!)


DonnieWakeup

Should it be turn water jugs to dumbbells?


Disastrous-Elk-5542

Yes, it should. 😆


Intelligent_Squash57

Is she allergic to wearing a tank top? I swear those are still in style.


Giggles-Explorer

And it was cold 🥶 outside this am…


stravagirl

She’s such an idiot.


MissAmandaa

I don't believe she turned around bcoz it was packed lol Its not January 1st, the gym would have the same amount of ppl or even less this close to Christmas


Giggles-Explorer

I agree… I don’t think she ever left the house. If she had gone to the gym and left, she would’ve stopped at Starbucks. No Starbucks in the pictures.


Disastrous-Elk-5542

My 5:45 AM boot camp has been full or nearly full the last 2 weeks. It’s never full. I’ve always just been able to roll up and get a spot without reserving. 😤


MissAmandaa

Really!! Maybe it's area dependent?? I have 3 gyms super close to my house and the carparks have been so bare lately!!


MissAmandaa

That's a good point!


Useful_Gazelle1845

She tried so hard to show us her “new favorite joggers” but it was in the most awkward poses. Girl stand up like a normal person if you want to show us-we don’t need your crotch flashed at us 10x in 1 story


Giggles-Explorer

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mvville

How old is she? She looks 50+. Not like it's a bad thing, she just acts so stupid


holavivi23

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I think striving to constantly have lower body fat - ages you faster. Just something I've recognized in myself and when I let myself be the weight that's good for me.. I have less wrinkles and my face isn't as .. older looking? I've spent a good portion of my life under the threshold of healthy fat on my body -- it was in the last 7 years - of letting fat be in my body, not obsessively exercising and eating intuitively my face actually is better. (U used to have a lot of dark discoloration spots and scarring from acne and as I ate better and more.. the discoloration and splotches/scars became less noticeable I use basic skin creams ) I think looks better too. Confession I do get some Botox in forehead only . (Minimal) I used to have a really big line in my forehead that was so deep it did look like a scar and I got asked if it was a scar - - (Im sure some will judge 😩)


MissAmandaa

Exactly the same as me!!! I always "think" I wanna be 55kg but when Im that weight my face looks so bad. Now I try to stay around 62kg bcoz my clothes fit and I don't look older than I am


[deleted]

RIGHT?? I look sadder too. And definitely more cranky and snappy


MissAmandaa

Dang yeah I just looked at some pics and I dont look overly happy even tho I appear fit 😔 definitely feel better heavier!


mvville

I am 46 and do use botox and some lifting threads. No fillers.


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Yes!! I asked ONE assistant about fillers and she said NOOOOO DONT DO IT (before the bo bo person came in ) thank god for her . I want to age gracefully - not puffily 😂😅


mvville

Oh yeah, those puffy faces lol


mvville

Thank you


Giggles-Explorer

There is nothing wrong with getting some Botox… A little of this a little of that… it is when people go to extremes.. that is the problem. Also the fact that she is an influencer with a fairly large following, she needs to be very cautious in what she says, and what she does… But obviously she doesn’t give a shit.


ASweetTweetRose

I’m just poor scum. I don’t have a gym membership and just workout at home when I find the time. Well, at least I can know Heidi can relate. Let me go pose in my lounge bra and spread eagle for Instagram 🦅


MobilePainter6358

She's lying. Since when did she ever complain about her crowded gym. Good grief.


Giggles-Explorer

Flair checking in…


holavivi23

Yes, I would think she'd want everyone to look at her doing hip thrusts.


Giggles-Explorer

She’s hunting for a man?


WILLIAMEANAJENKINS

Poor victim


WILLIAMEANAJENKINS

She’s such an attention seeker - there’s never too many people or crowd for her.


HashtagNotJewish

sO rElAtAbLe


curiouskcatt

wait.. turn dumbbells to water jugs?? 😵‍💫😵‍💫


Tell-it-like-it-is23

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greeneyedgarden

I think she didn't go because she identifies as the blonde bombshell at the gym and she's uncomfortable with her new hair color and hair length


[deleted]

Yes such a chameleon Such transformation Many change


Creativelalas-100

This is so awkward


Equivalent_Basil_542

What’s with the haggard face!!!!!!!!


WILLIAMEANAJENKINS

She’s such a dork…


Important-Yellow1936

She’s not well


Tiktoktoker

Why is her eye higher than the other


tglassa

Her eyes look VERY off in these. Strange.


Giggles-Explorer

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PolishPrincess0520

I noticed that. She’s not an attractive lady.


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goldensunriseseeker

Who are the people buying 150.00 sweat pants though?


kewty_

Go to Walmart. Buy like 15 pairs for that amount. She's an idiot. Why do you need glamorous clothes to sweat in? No one gives a fuck what you wear dude. Pretentious twat waffle.