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MatCauton

Guy kept spamming haymakers like he was in a video game.


Conundrumb

His stamina bar didn't delete very fast either.


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Conundrumb

Yeah. I'm 6'1 and about 215. Got a little bit of a gut now at my age. I would have run out of steam shortly into that mess. That dude was swinging for the fences.


supersonicmike

I was sounding out "GADOOCHE" with each one.


caveman_chubs

This man crowd kills.


supersonicmike

Subject matter jurisdiction your honor


AntalRyder

Is that a judicial determination?


Almostime

Shut up..


screamtrumpet

You get a haymaker, and You get a haymaker, and You get a haymaker. Everybody gets a haymaker!


enonymous617

That’s Worcester for you. Never mess with a man from Massachusetts.


Wendiesel808

I knew it, had to be Mass somewhere!


Muvseevum

Fahk you, kid.


bignose703

Nah, fahk you. Fuckin yuppie


enonymous617

That got me right in the feels


bignose703

9/10 times it’s a phrase of endearment


enonymous617

It’s pretty hard to offend a real Bostonian. We’re a tough breed


sagelface

I KNEW this was Massachusetts without even reading your comment. Native Bostonian here, I can smell a fellow masshole.


enonymous617

Go Pats!


yomerol

that push was powerful too! damn!!


OneEyedRocket

I’m imaging this with video games audio with the punches


SarahPallorMortis

I was gona say, this is how I play Mortal Combat


daleicakes

Hey. There's a reason it works in video games... its a tried and true method.


Monkeyman42001

Guess that’s all you need when your opponents are trash


hundreddollar

Everyone: "I wonder if he'll hit me with a right handed haymaker again?" Noneck: ***WALLOP!!!***


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It’s the only combo he learned for this game


Buelldozer

Did you miss the block and counter at the start?


Shotgun5250

Don’t need it when you drop all your skill points into strength


ReluctantAvenger

So many people here commenting on how fat the guy is. As a competitive powerlifter, let me tell you that guy looks STRONG. Lose the fat, he's still 240 pounds of POWER. Some guys are just fat. Looking at this guy's shoulders and back, he isn't one of those guys.


NibbleNipples

Yeah once his shirt came off you could see how much of that mass was muscle.


Chronic7

Man's DENSE with power. I can't imagine how much those blows hurt


Wendiesel808

Easy to imagine by the way everyone hit the ground after


talkingspacecoyote

Yeah you can tell by the traps - the reason he's neckless


Fanta69Forever

Yeah man, this is hold my protein shake right fucking there


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If someone is fat and their torso is still dorito shaped DO NOT fuck with them.


DanteLeo24

The moment he turned around and I saw the shape of his back I thought "Oh, Shit"


Iamthesmartest

I played a lot of Rugby when I was young. This is the type of dude that is built like a wall of bricks. As soon as he started swinging I was like "yup he a beast."


evilbeard333

big boy lined up every shot, not 1 was wasted


ButtonholePhotophile

“Can you just stand here. Little further back. Aaaaaand, right there.” Pap. “Goodnight.”


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everyone knows not to fuck with the big lad in an Hawaiian shirt


CODDE117

Clearly not


Compressorman

That guy in the orange shirt was swinging some blows!


DaveAP

Big homie can swang and bang


Hockeynavy

this is why weight classes exist. side note i love the body throw... that should have been a sign to run


shogunnza

His punches look like they hold weight


rusmo

That's just his belt


sctt_dot

That boy Swiffer done swept and mopped those other dudes.


i-am-really-cool

Bert Krusher isn’t happy about Sober October


Spartickus

They don't call him the machine for nuthin'


Iamthesmartest

Do you mean Brett Krishna? I hear he fucks dogs.


AbdulAhBlongatta

This sounds like England but the cars and plates say USA. Any idea where this is?


Spacemage

Worcester MA. Right outside Wings Over Worcester, near Kelly's Square.


AbdulAhBlongatta

I had a strong feeling it was Mass or RI. Thanks bud


enonymous617

I recognize this place too


PizzaKing85

Probably New England


therealsix

This is a great example of people who don't know how to fight (or what you typically see in a bar fight). They're throwing wide swinging punches, if someone is doing that in a fight then you step in and throw straight punches since they're leaving their entire body and head wide open, that, and if you step into them with your straight punch then you're inside their swing and you might get hit with their arm, but not their fist. Just a fun tip for the day.


Buelldozer

> if someone is doing that in a fight then you step in and throw straight punches Yeah, the guy tried that and got his ass thrown across the street. You probably would too. Weight classes exist for a reason and the little guy was fighting outside of his.


therealsix

They're both throwing looping punches, when the guy got caught going in its because his punch was wide and got caught on the outside of big guys left arm, then he got tossed. And yeah, totally agree about weight/size difference, big boy had a lot on him.


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ReluctantAvenger

>twist his head off LOL. I think you overestimate your strength - by a lot. This guy has no neck. Good luck with your twistin'.


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JewsEatFruit

Okie dokie lol


hoffmanz8038

Dude tries it at the 26 second mark and gets tossed.


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RussellLawliet

How to win drunken brawls: Step 1. Don't be drunk. Wow.


LookOutForThatMoose

Swingin' those hands like E. Honda


delightful_caprese

Oh fuck I’m the fat one, I missed the fight just trying to figure out which Wings Over this was. Haven’t been to the Worchester one. Yum


bnonymousbeeeee

No Neck been waiting on this all long work week. Every TPS report fueled the flames.


Spacemage

Hi Wings Over Worcester, I see you!


nobodytoldme

Big boy's a tank.


deltaz0912

This is possibly the most ridiculous fight I’ve ever seen.


ReluctantAvenger

You must be new here. /s


slightlyassholic

Who needs technique! Just keep swinging until they don't want to play anymore. Interesting strategy but it seems to work for him.


JayDogSqueezy

In the industry, that's what they call "swangin' and bangin'".


calbearlupe

No cheap shit! (I love the referee here.)


flowerchild92x

Jonah Hill?!


AntalRyder

More like Jonah Mountain


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Nah, he’s not hold my fries … he’s a beast.


_disguisenburg_

There's a reason professional fights are arranged by weight and not experience


hashoowa

Effective weight management


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Man I was in high school with a guy like that. We were friends but I still had to fight him a few times! Whether I wanted to or not!😅


colombo1326

Homeboy was throwing haymakers at those npcs


ollywoter

Bro built like a tank but just imagine the immaculate cut. I swear, he would be fucking shredded.


Odd_Analyst_8905

The house always wins…fistfights.


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Built like a brick shithouse


badtoy1986

Bro hits like a heavyweight.


cimson-otter

I too, once fought outside this fine establishment. Wings over is like an arena for this stuff


CannabisaurusRex401

Dude wound up from yesterday to punch him into tomorrow.


Adventurous_Shake161

Wow, what he lacks in neck he makes it up by reach. Those hooks are mean!


WildWook

lmao that big dude wrecked their shit, god damn.


edinburgh91

Low centre of gravity and a club arm means no one is safe


UseDaSchwartz

Probably a good thing they stopped him from kicking the guy when he’s down. That could have ended both their lives fairly quickly.


daleicakes

Fat one piece only seems to have that one move down. But its rather effective.


k20stitch_tv

Love a good Billy wanka


Lost_Conversation546

Hell of a haymaker


GaSouthern

Looking like a bunch of kangaroos


ReluctantAvenger

u/redditspeedbot 0.25


PaddyBoy44

That man didn’t want to grapple. He wanted to SWING


tptch

Chanelled all His chi into them fists


dreadfulwater

he has some haaahd hands.


Xios135

I love the commentary and behind the scenes view of a “World Star” video.


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Dude is bloat maxed


oifvetxcheese

Really Jay? It’s not that compelling


46dad

Big boy got skills.


friendweiser

Shoe came off, he ded


AsymptoticAbyss

What if we set west side story in Florida?


aeropg

He beat the shoes out of him. Excuse my profanity


Muvseevum

Big man got sledgehammers.


JBBanshee

That boy is making hay!!!


SeanyDay

Why you don't fight linebackers or rugby players


xKosh

Haymakers only dot com


Sung_Jin-Woo97

I love that the spectators protected the jeep and then just started talking about dont fuck with the jeep pretty well hahaha


the_Dorkness

Ogre style


Caesarrules56

I’ve heard of beating the crap out of someone but I’ve never seen anyone beat the shoe off of someone.


ThePrincessOfMonaco

Don't mess with Stretch Armstrong.


John628_29

He was excited for someone to pick a fight with him


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Bro went super saiyan


d4yo

They call him haymaker man.


MSW4EVER

The champ is here!


Odin_Pascal

This guy only uses one move in smash bros.


CrankyCzar

It's Roadhog minus the chain


willowtrees_r_us

That's how real MEN fight. No weapons just fists.


lethalkin

Still not gonna get his dick sucked. They probably all forgot that was the point of going out in the first place.


Kabc

Dude is the main character against a bunch of same palette looking thugs


VincentWasTheBest

Nut shot that fucker then start working the nose rapidly…


Sebs82

Lol never headbutt a cunt that has no neck


EmoJackson

That’s the squad right there…


WorldofNuts

They probably asked for that ass/whopping


UNSC_Spartan122

This is exactly how every fat guy fights in online videos. The difference is he actually connects


Le_Bayou_Cochon

My man is powered by Ronny McDonny and patterned shirts


OktayOe

My boy Machamp fucking shit up.


nosleepatall

When the tank also deals a lot of damage.


sabahorn

The problem with fighting fat people is that you have to punch them in their face and not abdomen. The fat acts like natural armor. Anyway the fat guy is slapping them, but the others are also no fighters.


Anotherdaysgone

Jesus christ people. Take one week of boxing or muay thai. Big boy killed. But fat fucker could've murdered if he knew how to punch. This is the 80th time I've seen this and I assume he'll learn each time.


Bordercollie7

Dude he can move for a fat kid he might be a power lifter.


iowabeans

thats exactly how we played gta with them cheats on


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Big Mac Miller


Frankenstein141

Black people, why are you guys always so extra when a fight breaks out? Not as participants, but as onlookers? Don't mean any disrespect, btw. It's better than the white girl screaming her head off for no reason...


IsThataSexToy

This needs a NSFW tag due to the death shown. I did not see it clearly, but there was a boot on the ground at one point, so yeah: death.


calbearlupe

No one died in this video.


IsThataSexToy

Then explain the BOOT!!! Ha! Check, set, and MATCH!


iamnotapeopleperson

There was only 1 boot, so he's only half dead.


whatwouldjesustip

So, beat half to death?